GoogledVillage!!
Googled Village & Other Stalkings of theAlaskanPrincess!!
theSam!! fell asleep listening to his Idol!!, ms loreena McKennitt while accessing his youToob video account on theInternet, man she can sing.
(Unlike another of Sam!!'s fave music diva's who's name rhymes with "In ya", she just has loud background music and when "Inya" sings her mouth just opens. )
But getting back to talking about theLoreenaMcKennitt videos, like all good musicians, she can play a variety of instruments, just watch her on theSam!!'s youTube account.
I think she even takes over theSoundman's duties for a second, and then disappears behind theCamera for a second or two and zooms in on her Harp!! then pans her piano.then she goes off stage into theAudience and takes over Spectator duties as well, sitting there staring at theStage!!..............
Anywho..
she's got a big head alright to be a big new age music star and have literally thousands of MassageTherapy students, Faculty & Staff at various Schools, work places & in homes just massaging to and being massaged by theSirenwithRedHair.
I was checking out those rock music youToob clips from the 1980's that I haven't seen in their Entirety, Just yet anyways. I'm talking about some rock music that I grew up listening to like Dokken, Sabbath, Judas Priest, Celtic Frost.
I feel so old sometimes because noone but us "late 30's early 40's" people knows that music now adays, I even looked up a teen crush of mine "theGreatKat!!", an English chick that first started out in Classical violin but then took her art & music in a wildly different direction in SpeedMetal.
During my private viewings of BlackSabbath, my Nemesis!!! ms LM, was in theVideo lugging her Harp into view, she punched out theBS Drummer and fluffed her hair, checked her makeup.
She seemed to fit right into theCelticFrost video at first,
"a Dying God coming into HumanFlesh", but she balked at disrupting that video,
she didn't want to wrap herself up in a sheet at God's feet and writhe around, neither did she want to spoil her dark red tresses with mud and slather like the rest of the band, but she did give theDrummer great tips on "face-making". Staring up at theCeiling, etc...........
Anywho...
So I quit watching those vids I saved to Favorites in my YT account.
well...now I forgot what I was going to say...Oh yes...
Googled Village!!I'm compiling more DVE / Domestic Events from my Writings and can honestly say that before Google ever came along with theStigma!! of Knowing and Seeing and Accessing It ALL!!There was Village!!
But I'll expound on those sordid facts later for now, I wanted to share somethings with everyone here at theBAMMWS / TN site. Here agoes.
theSam!! remembered subjecting this PC system of his to a first download of GE!! two years ago. In fact it was just after I had escaped theClutches of theAthabascanPrincess Lodge!!
ThePrincess was like that you know, always checking into our (her Employees) lives and ordering us around, sending us here and there at Whim of her guests but more often just at Whim of herself.
She was a Cruel master that Princess. Don't let theTourism!! industry fool any of you, thePrincess would put Saddaam, PolPot and even theDevil himself to shame with theDiabolicalness of her Lodge & Tourism empire.
No mountain in theState is too beautiful enough for herNot to organize an excursion to and back and charging up to a Grand per Guest.
No river in theState is too rapid for Her not to exploit and send her funloving Guests bobbing and screaming down upon and charging up to a Grand per gray or well kept head.No peoples in theState....... You get thePoint.
Every week it seemed that theAthabascanPrincess would select an Emp of theWeek!! and post their photo on theWall!! of theMain Lodge, where everyone could see and be Proud!!
*sigh*
I'm glad I wore clothes!! one morning after getting off my NightSecurity shift, I had just finished eating double helpings of breakfast in theEDR / Employee Dining Room before going back to my trailer.
TheEDR is an out of theWay place in theBowels of each Lodge here inState. At least thePrincess kept us Emps well fed and happy, for a time though.
I meandered around theGrounds on my walk back to theEmp Housing area, I didn't care about meeting up with any wildlife that a.m. As since, one of theGirls from FrontDesk had gone jogging earlier that month and got mauled by an BrownBear!!
I figured that any excitement that had to happen at theLodge, in That Regard, had already happened and Fate moved on elsewhere for what ever shenanigans would happen to whomelse in life!!
(don't worry, I lost my train of thought after "I meandered around theGrounds....")
I keyed theLock to theBounder!! trailer that I rented from HerTravesty!! and made my way UP theGrand staircase, yes, thePrincess!! loves a dramatic entrance and even an exit too if you will, if not only for herself, for her Emps as well... eh.. too!!
I slid out of theUniform, stood it against theWall!! out of the way and stepped into a pair of sweats and T-shirt.
I went through theGrand Living room of my 20' long trailer, staggered through theKitchen area, slid open theSliding door that led to theBathroom and started to brush my tee.... Tooth. Then I heard it. a faint whirring, an slightly inaudible "click".
And I wondered if there wasn't an "HiddenCamera" anywhere in my trailer?! As thePrincess!! was known to Punk a few of her Emps now and then just to keep things fun.
But I thought nothing of it at theTime, just figured that theBattery generator was going low again on theTrailer or that thePropane unit was re-setting itself again.
I hated getting Propane from thePrincess!!, she said that filling up theBottles for her Emps trailers cut into her Meth Operations.
*sigh*
but thats another story.
Anywho.....Long Story short!! It took me two days before I realized that "I", "me!!"had been selected to be theEmp!! of the week.
And thePhoto!! selected was taken of me a few days earlier when I stood by theWater fountain and a group of Lodge Guests were up bright and early at 0800hrs,
often some guests of Big group excursions (Fire alarms couldn't rouse them from bed.Especially that one Bicycling Tour group from AngerRage, as they always passed through theArea each summer and slept) recovered at thePrincessLodge!!
As thePrincess!! was taking pics of all theGuests that had returned early from their morning Fishing, she saw me in theBackground and shot a few of me. At least she didn't post any pics of me in theEvening time playing Piano before my night shift started.
You wouldn't know yourself to see yourself, doing anything that you really got your Attention fixed on, as you look completely different. At least that's how it is with me.
I grew up in a Christian home for awhile and learned the funsy tunes, SummerTime from porgy & bess, Dance (the childrens) and other good tunes.
And I was unaware of anyone around me beyond 10' that evening when I was at first,
"Hunt & Pecking" the tunes, then replaying faster and finally, playing completely.
I left the hours and hours of playing thePiano to another Emp!! This young man was Great, fast and had basically been born from a piano itself and then adopted by a humble family of mere humans.
When this young man smiled, his teeth were ebony & ivory. His cute sister would always wave at me in theMornings and I'd yawn back at her, those siblings were theMusicians of theLodge!! I was still hiding under theCloak of Obscurity, at least from time to time.
And after I saw my water fountain photo one morning I stepped up to theShutterBug!! herself to ask...."Why me!?"
I had picked a bad time to ask theTunicToppedTiarra!! as she shuffled through her stack of important papers one morning, and yet just after she herself had enjoyed another good breakfast, which took theEdge off her stress it seemed, as theLife of a Princess doesn't let you eat much.
"because it's your turn!" she whispered to me sweetly before Runway walking away from me, glancing knowingly over her tattood tanned shoulder, My nostrils, head and lungs filled with her fragrance of the day, PonytailedBrunette.
But my ears still buzzed joyfully from theScreams and Moans!! from thePrincess' girlfriends of theWeek, as theAP had a knack for having a few of her "friends" over to her house and ... and..Well, let's just say, "lesbian scene!!" and get on with our lives.
And since I, in a White shirt & khaki pants, brown dress shoes stalked around theWoods after dark when I wasn't in theLodge or in theEmp Housing units,
I had to hear and see, detect various nefarious activities going on around me, and as I now recall that one Night. I think I did hit theSmokers!! tent after everyone had turned in for theNight and smoked an discarded Camel!!
One time I scared theCrap out of a few Cooks and two Bartenders!!The Moon was full that night, any blind man could have seen me if they looked.
I didnt have my Green Princess!! jacket on to cover up theWhite uniform shirt, and theGold badge itself just screamed out "Security!!"
But I slowly stepped up to, close by, then past that group of kids sitting on one of theBenches by theHiking trail and then I glimpsed an young Princess Blonde head turn my way.
*gasp!!*
and a chorus of voices, what's that!?
But I kept on moving and never heard about that event from anyone, at least directly. Two kids were smoking Pot, one girl was "sitting" on her boyfriends lap and theRest were sipping alcohol.
I could smell AALLL three "events", and man that one girl smelled Musky.
what theHeck...Oh.. Google!!! yes,
I just downloaded another GE version and I now stare down Imniciently (sp??!) at theEarth. With a mouse I can grasp theEarth in my white "mickeyMouse" gloved hand and spin or stop at will.
Hahahahahahahah!!!!Behold my Power!!
But being a GoogleEarth god is tiring, think I'll stop GE'ing and get some sleep!! As last time that theAthabascanPrincess!! installed GE onto her pc Systems for us Emps to use, she also zoomed in on our Lodge and even theEmp Housing then printed up some shots and tacked them to theWall.
There in full living color was the nice green scenery of theWoods surrounding us, (at that Time)The many trails that Emps & Guests alike walked and hiked,
And then, as you looked closer to thePinnedUp!! photo,you realized that it was taken at night. There was a big White shirt 10' away from some kids....they were sitting on and standing by a large Pine & Oak bench.........
theSam!!
-theSam!! STILL NOT wanted in 300+ Villages and 48, 49....50 States!!
-theSam!! theLatest ClearW re victim!!
-theSam!! also theLatest Victim of theEther Bun...
-theSam!! best friend of theVillage!!
-theSam!! Official Village!! spokesman
theSam!! d:oP
theSam!! fell asleep listening to his Idol!!, ms loreena McKennitt while accessing his youToob video account on theInternet, man she can sing.
(Unlike another of Sam!!'s fave music diva's who's name rhymes with "In ya", she just has loud background music and when "Inya" sings her mouth just opens. )
But getting back to talking about theLoreenaMcKennitt videos, like all good musicians, she can play a variety of instruments, just watch her on theSam!!'s youTube account.
I think she even takes over theSoundman's duties for a second, and then disappears behind theCamera for a second or two and zooms in on her Harp!! then pans her piano.then she goes off stage into theAudience and takes over Spectator duties as well, sitting there staring at theStage!!..............
Anywho..
she's got a big head alright to be a big new age music star and have literally thousands of MassageTherapy students, Faculty & Staff at various Schools, work places & in homes just massaging to and being massaged by theSirenwithRedHair.
I was checking out those rock music youToob clips from the 1980's that I haven't seen in their Entirety, Just yet anyways. I'm talking about some rock music that I grew up listening to like Dokken, Sabbath, Judas Priest, Celtic Frost.
I feel so old sometimes because noone but us "late 30's early 40's" people knows that music now adays, I even looked up a teen crush of mine "theGreatKat!!", an English chick that first started out in Classical violin but then took her art & music in a wildly different direction in SpeedMetal.
During my private viewings of BlackSabbath, my Nemesis!!! ms LM, was in theVideo lugging her Harp into view, she punched out theBS Drummer and fluffed her hair, checked her makeup.
She seemed to fit right into theCelticFrost video at first,
"a Dying God coming into HumanFlesh", but she balked at disrupting that video,
she didn't want to wrap herself up in a sheet at God's feet and writhe around, neither did she want to spoil her dark red tresses with mud and slather like the rest of the band, but she did give theDrummer great tips on "face-making". Staring up at theCeiling, etc...........
Anywho...
So I quit watching those vids I saved to Favorites in my YT account.
well...now I forgot what I was going to say...Oh yes...
Googled Village!!I'm compiling more DVE / Domestic Events from my Writings and can honestly say that before Google ever came along with theStigma!! of Knowing and Seeing and Accessing It ALL!!There was Village!!
But I'll expound on those sordid facts later for now, I wanted to share somethings with everyone here at theBAMMWS / TN site. Here agoes.
theSam!! remembered subjecting this PC system of his to a first download of GE!! two years ago. In fact it was just after I had escaped theClutches of theAthabascanPrincess Lodge!!
ThePrincess was like that you know, always checking into our (her Employees) lives and ordering us around, sending us here and there at Whim of her guests but more often just at Whim of herself.
She was a Cruel master that Princess. Don't let theTourism!! industry fool any of you, thePrincess would put Saddaam, PolPot and even theDevil himself to shame with theDiabolicalness of her Lodge & Tourism empire.
No mountain in theState is too beautiful enough for herNot to organize an excursion to and back and charging up to a Grand per Guest.
No river in theState is too rapid for Her not to exploit and send her funloving Guests bobbing and screaming down upon and charging up to a Grand per gray or well kept head.No peoples in theState....... You get thePoint.
Every week it seemed that theAthabascanPrincess would select an Emp of theWeek!! and post their photo on theWall!! of theMain Lodge, where everyone could see and be Proud!!
*sigh*
I'm glad I wore clothes!! one morning after getting off my NightSecurity shift, I had just finished eating double helpings of breakfast in theEDR / Employee Dining Room before going back to my trailer.
TheEDR is an out of theWay place in theBowels of each Lodge here inState. At least thePrincess kept us Emps well fed and happy, for a time though.
I meandered around theGrounds on my walk back to theEmp Housing area, I didn't care about meeting up with any wildlife that a.m. As since, one of theGirls from FrontDesk had gone jogging earlier that month and got mauled by an BrownBear!!
I figured that any excitement that had to happen at theLodge, in That Regard, had already happened and Fate moved on elsewhere for what ever shenanigans would happen to whomelse in life!!
(don't worry, I lost my train of thought after "I meandered around theGrounds....")
I keyed theLock to theBounder!! trailer that I rented from HerTravesty!! and made my way UP theGrand staircase, yes, thePrincess!! loves a dramatic entrance and even an exit too if you will, if not only for herself, for her Emps as well... eh.. too!!
I slid out of theUniform, stood it against theWall!! out of the way and stepped into a pair of sweats and T-shirt.
I went through theGrand Living room of my 20' long trailer, staggered through theKitchen area, slid open theSliding door that led to theBathroom and started to brush my tee.... Tooth. Then I heard it. a faint whirring, an slightly inaudible "click".
And I wondered if there wasn't an "HiddenCamera" anywhere in my trailer?! As thePrincess!! was known to Punk a few of her Emps now and then just to keep things fun.
But I thought nothing of it at theTime, just figured that theBattery generator was going low again on theTrailer or that thePropane unit was re-setting itself again.
I hated getting Propane from thePrincess!!, she said that filling up theBottles for her Emps trailers cut into her Meth Operations.
*sigh*
but thats another story.
Anywho.....Long Story short!! It took me two days before I realized that "I", "me!!"had been selected to be theEmp!! of the week.
And thePhoto!! selected was taken of me a few days earlier when I stood by theWater fountain and a group of Lodge Guests were up bright and early at 0800hrs,
often some guests of Big group excursions (Fire alarms couldn't rouse them from bed.Especially that one Bicycling Tour group from AngerRage, as they always passed through theArea each summer and slept) recovered at thePrincessLodge!!
As thePrincess!! was taking pics of all theGuests that had returned early from their morning Fishing, she saw me in theBackground and shot a few of me. At least she didn't post any pics of me in theEvening time playing Piano before my night shift started.
You wouldn't know yourself to see yourself, doing anything that you really got your Attention fixed on, as you look completely different. At least that's how it is with me.
I grew up in a Christian home for awhile and learned the funsy tunes, SummerTime from porgy & bess, Dance (the childrens) and other good tunes.
And I was unaware of anyone around me beyond 10' that evening when I was at first,
"Hunt & Pecking" the tunes, then replaying faster and finally, playing completely.
I left the hours and hours of playing thePiano to another Emp!! This young man was Great, fast and had basically been born from a piano itself and then adopted by a humble family of mere humans.
When this young man smiled, his teeth were ebony & ivory. His cute sister would always wave at me in theMornings and I'd yawn back at her, those siblings were theMusicians of theLodge!! I was still hiding under theCloak of Obscurity, at least from time to time.
And after I saw my water fountain photo one morning I stepped up to theShutterBug!! herself to ask...."Why me!?"
I had picked a bad time to ask theTunicToppedTiarra!! as she shuffled through her stack of important papers one morning, and yet just after she herself had enjoyed another good breakfast, which took theEdge off her stress it seemed, as theLife of a Princess doesn't let you eat much.
"because it's your turn!" she whispered to me sweetly before Runway walking away from me, glancing knowingly over her tattood tanned shoulder, My nostrils, head and lungs filled with her fragrance of the day, PonytailedBrunette.
But my ears still buzzed joyfully from theScreams and Moans!! from thePrincess' girlfriends of theWeek, as theAP had a knack for having a few of her "friends" over to her house and ... and..Well, let's just say, "lesbian scene!!" and get on with our lives.
And since I, in a White shirt & khaki pants, brown dress shoes stalked around theWoods after dark when I wasn't in theLodge or in theEmp Housing units,
I had to hear and see, detect various nefarious activities going on around me, and as I now recall that one Night. I think I did hit theSmokers!! tent after everyone had turned in for theNight and smoked an discarded Camel!!
One time I scared theCrap out of a few Cooks and two Bartenders!!The Moon was full that night, any blind man could have seen me if they looked.
I didnt have my Green Princess!! jacket on to cover up theWhite uniform shirt, and theGold badge itself just screamed out "Security!!"
But I slowly stepped up to, close by, then past that group of kids sitting on one of theBenches by theHiking trail and then I glimpsed an young Princess Blonde head turn my way.
*gasp!!*
and a chorus of voices, what's that!?
But I kept on moving and never heard about that event from anyone, at least directly. Two kids were smoking Pot, one girl was "sitting" on her boyfriends lap and theRest were sipping alcohol.
I could smell AALLL three "events", and man that one girl smelled Musky.
what theHeck...Oh.. Google!!! yes,
I just downloaded another GE version and I now stare down Imniciently (sp??!) at theEarth. With a mouse I can grasp theEarth in my white "mickeyMouse" gloved hand and spin or stop at will.
Hahahahahahahah!!!!Behold my Power!!
But being a GoogleEarth god is tiring, think I'll stop GE'ing and get some sleep!! As last time that theAthabascanPrincess!! installed GE onto her pc Systems for us Emps to use, she also zoomed in on our Lodge and even theEmp Housing then printed up some shots and tacked them to theWall.
There in full living color was the nice green scenery of theWoods surrounding us, (at that Time)The many trails that Emps & Guests alike walked and hiked,
And then, as you looked closer to thePinnedUp!! photo,you realized that it was taken at night. There was a big White shirt 10' away from some kids....they were sitting on and standing by a large Pine & Oak bench.........
theSam!!
-theSam!! STILL NOT wanted in 300+ Villages and 48, 49....50 States!!
-theSam!! theLatest ClearW re victim!!
-theSam!! also theLatest Victim of theEther Bun...
-theSam!! best friend of theVillage!!
-theSam!! Official Village!! spokesman
theSam!! d:oP
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