Signs of Sam!!
YVCInc (doh!!) isn't pleased to announce this PDS!!, this public display of Sam!!
Editors Note!!
"Well, at least it gets him out of theOffice and quite frankly, back out on theStreet where he belongs!!"
Chelsie S. Talker, whom quite frankly should be back IN theBar!! where she belongs!!
*hiccup!!*
Signs of Sam!!
If you think that someone you know is starting to act like theSam!!
Hurry up and act Fast!! by doing this simple test.
It's as easy as remembering his Name,
Sam!!
S: Ask thePerson to Smile like Sam!!
does he only lift one side of his face, pull back a cheek just a bit while it looks like theOther side of the face just droops!?
Are there Multiple chins!! Is theNeck!! pudgy?!
You'll have to shake your friends face to find out if theJowls move.
Watch out for slobber!!
A: Arms, can your friend raise their arms!?
Perhaps if you have an computer keyboard just hold it out to them, they should raise their hands to Type inane Blog posts, to check email and to afflict MySpace intentionally!!
They should raise both arms in unison, but if one arm raises up a bit higher and "Mouse-Clicks" while theOther Arm "Droops" down to theLap and starts typing-this isn't a good sign.
Better yet, you could ask your friend to raise their arms, but then again, there's no need to ask if you're a Hot Chick,
just get within sight of your friend and he should automatically raise his arms to "Hug" you!!
If you hear theWords "HeyYou!!" from your friend, and you know that such a glib phrase IS NOT in their vocabulary then this is a very bad sign!!
But hold on.
There's one more indicator to discuss.
M: Mumbles!! Ask thePerson to repeat a simple phrase.
Say to them, "HugMe!!" and they will respond in kind so pay attention!!
Say to them, "IceCream!!" and they'll respond "Feed me!!"
Say to them, "I'm preggers!!" and they'll respond, "BBaaaaaaabbby bump!!"
Are their words mumbled and slurred!? Are they coHerrent!?
Ask them to repeat additional phrases, umm like,
"Are you going to eat that!?"
"How many times do I have to ask for a Pepsi?!! !!!!
"Darn paycheck, I'm signing up for FoodStamps again!! !!
"Hey!!, It's meeee, theSam!!" !!!
Do they go on and babble about "VillageChixxx!!", "shooting SledDogs!!" and acting afraid of any Old person and their metal Walkers or canes!?
If thePerson shows any of these symptoms, then act Fast cos time is important.
Just call 4-1-1 or better yet,
Log onto 4 1 1 and start name searching up a storm!!
Always find out names of people up front and find out where they're from and an recent City they moved from (if different from where they're from!) OOh!! and don't forget to find out their age and birth month too!! No need for an ssi number.
And when you're finished then casually take theBus!! to theHospital, no need to hurry because chances are, some brain cells are already dead.
Other Sam!! Symptoms include:
Sudden Dumbness!! to include working partTime in professions that label such dumbness like, Dish washing Machine Operator. Get it!? Dummo!!
There'll also be sudden weakness of face, arm or leg - especially on one side of the body. But that's just cos theFemale waitStaff is so damn Hot!!
Sudden confusion, trouble speaking or understanding.
Kind of like theVillageCouncil!! when confronted with "documented" evidence of individual family or certain family members troublesome activities when they get hostile to theVPSO!! in public meetings.
But then again, half of them only raise theDrinking!! arm repeatedly anyhow while theOther arm rests comfortably, But take a look and see if they're sitting in 2, 3 or 5days old clothes and haven't changed in awhile!!
Sudden difficulty seeing in one or both eyes.
They'll suddenly pull away like a VillageChick!! being "summoned" in their GothContac lens wearing eyes!! (Not A Good Thing!!) and they'll blink-and-blink-and-blink,
Kind of like theBrokeDown!! Importation vehicle of theWeek that drives into theVillage!! with it's Left turn signal stuck ON!! Blink-Blink
And then they'll look all annoyed because something is in their eye(s).
Sudden trouble walking, dizziness, loss of balance or coordination.
Kinda like theDummo!! after working in theOven's!! or behind theBar!! or in theDishPits!! for long hours and he stumbles back to his Apt, weaving all over theSideWalk including theStreet!!
Kinda like theDummo!! when he had only "Medium" sized Chef!!shirts to wear so he had to suck theGut!! in and only took in 1/3 his normal O2 intake for theNightShift.
Kinda like theDummo!! when he sucked down his sodaPop really fast and got a Pepsi headAche!!
Sudden severe headache with no known cause.
Umm.. I said..... "Kinda like theDummo!! when he sucked down his sodaPop really fast.. and.. go.. Oh nevermind!!"
If you have experienced any of these symptoms,
you may have had an "TIA" an "Tranzient / Inebriate Ask!!" attack.
As you've probably been asked repeatedly for Money here and there in public.
If this happened to you, just stop dressing up!!
Problem solved!!
Editors Note!!
"Well, at least it gets him out of theOffice and quite frankly, back out on theStreet where he belongs!!"
Chelsie S. Talker, whom quite frankly should be back IN theBar!! where she belongs!!
*hiccup!!*
Signs of Sam!!
If you think that someone you know is starting to act like theSam!!
Hurry up and act Fast!! by doing this simple test.
It's as easy as remembering his Name,
Sam!!
S: Ask thePerson to Smile like Sam!!
does he only lift one side of his face, pull back a cheek just a bit while it looks like theOther side of the face just droops!?
Are there Multiple chins!! Is theNeck!! pudgy?!
You'll have to shake your friends face to find out if theJowls move.
Watch out for slobber!!
A: Arms, can your friend raise their arms!?
Perhaps if you have an computer keyboard just hold it out to them, they should raise their hands to Type inane Blog posts, to check email and to afflict MySpace intentionally!!
They should raise both arms in unison, but if one arm raises up a bit higher and "Mouse-Clicks" while theOther Arm "Droops" down to theLap and starts typing-this isn't a good sign.
Better yet, you could ask your friend to raise their arms, but then again, there's no need to ask if you're a Hot Chick,
just get within sight of your friend and he should automatically raise his arms to "Hug" you!!
If you hear theWords "HeyYou!!" from your friend, and you know that such a glib phrase IS NOT in their vocabulary then this is a very bad sign!!
But hold on.
There's one more indicator to discuss.
M: Mumbles!! Ask thePerson to repeat a simple phrase.
Say to them, "HugMe!!" and they will respond in kind so pay attention!!
Say to them, "IceCream!!" and they'll respond "Feed me!!"
Say to them, "I'm preggers!!" and they'll respond, "BBaaaaaaabbby bump!!"
Are their words mumbled and slurred!? Are they coHerrent!?
Ask them to repeat additional phrases, umm like,
"Are you going to eat that!?"
"How many times do I have to ask for a Pepsi?!! !!!!
"Darn paycheck, I'm signing up for FoodStamps again!! !!
"Hey!!, It's meeee, theSam!!" !!!
Do they go on and babble about "VillageChixxx!!", "shooting SledDogs!!" and acting afraid of any Old person and their metal Walkers or canes!?
If thePerson shows any of these symptoms, then act Fast cos time is important.
Just call 4-1-1 or better yet,
Log onto 4 1 1 and start name searching up a storm!!
Always find out names of people up front and find out where they're from and an recent City they moved from (if different from where they're from!) OOh!! and don't forget to find out their age and birth month too!! No need for an ssi number.
And when you're finished then casually take theBus!! to theHospital, no need to hurry because chances are, some brain cells are already dead.
Other Sam!! Symptoms include:
Sudden Dumbness!! to include working partTime in professions that label such dumbness like, Dish washing Machine Operator. Get it!? Dummo!!
There'll also be sudden weakness of face, arm or leg - especially on one side of the body. But that's just cos theFemale waitStaff is so damn Hot!!
Sudden confusion, trouble speaking or understanding.
Kind of like theVillageCouncil!! when confronted with "documented" evidence of individual family or certain family members troublesome activities when they get hostile to theVPSO!! in public meetings.
But then again, half of them only raise theDrinking!! arm repeatedly anyhow while theOther arm rests comfortably, But take a look and see if they're sitting in 2, 3 or 5days old clothes and haven't changed in awhile!!
Sudden difficulty seeing in one or both eyes.
They'll suddenly pull away like a VillageChick!! being "summoned" in their GothContac lens wearing eyes!! (Not A Good Thing!!) and they'll blink-and-blink-and-blink,
Kind of like theBrokeDown!! Importation vehicle of theWeek that drives into theVillage!! with it's Left turn signal stuck ON!! Blink-Blink
And then they'll look all annoyed because something is in their eye(s).
Sudden trouble walking, dizziness, loss of balance or coordination.
Kinda like theDummo!! after working in theOven's!! or behind theBar!! or in theDishPits!! for long hours and he stumbles back to his Apt, weaving all over theSideWalk including theStreet!!
Kinda like theDummo!! when he had only "Medium" sized Chef!!shirts to wear so he had to suck theGut!! in and only took in 1/3 his normal O2 intake for theNightShift.
Kinda like theDummo!! when he sucked down his sodaPop really fast and got a Pepsi headAche!!
Sudden severe headache with no known cause.
Umm.. I said..... "Kinda like theDummo!! when he sucked down his sodaPop really fast.. and.. go.. Oh nevermind!!"
If you have experienced any of these symptoms,
you may have had an "TIA" an "Tranzient / Inebriate Ask!!" attack.
As you've probably been asked repeatedly for Money here and there in public.
If this happened to you, just stop dressing up!!
Problem solved!!
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