AlaskaVillageTales!!

here are theLatest "Up"dates from theSam!!
whom still has that old Swagger in his step,

it's just that he now has that "Swig" in his Lips which now produces a "Stagger!!"

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AlaskaVillageTales!!

theSam!!News:
everything is coming his way.... and he's in the wrong lane,
while waiting curbside for theBus!!

theSam!!News:
his ignorance is bliss.... and tourists are in a constant state of Lost,
cos half the time he doesn’t know how to answer their questions!!

theSam!!News:
A villageFanatic!! is one who won’t change his Wine and won't change his / her clothes!!

theSam!!News:
villageWork!? is for people who don't know how to fish.

which basically explains theVPSO position....and Sam!!

theSam!!News:
village!!Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way....and of letting Sam!! think things are actually going HIS way

theSam!!News:
AlaskaVillageTales!! is supposed to be on vacation for the summer - blog updates are incoherent at best
and every day at Worst!!

theSam!!News:
theDiva!! doesn't like the news....so he goes out and makes some!!

theSam!!News:
with Txt being theNewWay in Comms,
he kinda misses actually talking to someone with theCellPhone

theSam!!News:
psi often stands for Pound Per Square Inch....to HIM!! it means,
Putting Stoli Inside!!

theSam!!News:
whether he’s completely Wet or Dry!!....his sense of humor is STILL dry!!

theSam!!News:
out of Work, out of Funds, outSide....but with his ColoringBooks!!,
never ever marking Out of Line!!

theSam!!News:
NavyDays-hitting theHighSeas!!
CivilianDays-hitting thePerky Inflated “C”s

or at least “HittingOn” the annoyed Owners of such,

theSam!!News:
can your News service do that!?

uhm....

yes.

-sad, incredibly Sad- d:o(

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