Serving those....Who Swerve!!
theVPSO Sam!!
SERVING those who Swerve!!
serving stuff like, arrest warrants, court subpeona’s, restrainingOrders and my personal fave-an OverhandVolley baton!!
theVPSO Sam!!
by Wearing Brown & Gold, he makes YOU look good!!
but then again, your Bling-bling bySmith&Wesson or zipTieWite actually makes HIM look good
theVPSO Sam!!
more Rattled!!-Mind than Battle-Mind!!
Yes.........
it’s babySeason!!
it must be something in theWater, even I been putting extra stuff inside theFront part of my BallisticVest and some Adults called me fat!!
oh... gotta go,
some newMama’s are strolling along outside theOffice,
I gotta go peek at theInfants they’re clutching,
yikes.......
Let’s hope they’re not Breastfeeding!!
*blush!!*
theVPSO Sam!!
villageRelaxation!! and reportMisRepresentation!!
Seriously!!
you should settle down in theVillage!! and get away from Life.
No one works out there, they all Relax!!
and then in drunken diatribes to me, or in Pot induced haze,
Some accuse me of arrestReport Fabrication and want me to run my Reports by them
before submittal to theStateTroops!!
*shakes Head in Disbelief!!*
theVPSO Sam!!
from bottleShot!! (out at theDump!!), to fluShot!! (achoo!!)
theVillage!!godz must be cursing me this week,
Cos I seem to have acquired a Case of theSniffles along with last night’s BootLegger confiscation.
Remind me to start drinking a few years after I quit this VPSO job,
so I can make amends to Capt Jack or, Morgan and to NaturalIce for pouring them out or else shooting their bottles at theVillage!!dump.
at least theHot!! healthAides were both want to NeedleStick me!!
theVPSO Sam!!
under theLimit and so overArrest!!
(think about it)
theVPSO Sam!!
who’s brand of Handcuffs tell his socialLife in theVillage!!, PeerLess....
Yep,
Nuff sed!!
theVPSO Sam!!
his bullets are subSonic, and his villager’sLives are Hydroponic!!
When spelling Roach, theO comes before theA!!
and when spelling Ponic, if you’ve Toked,
you’ll never pAnic when Sam!! shows up to investigate.
......seriously!!
When peeps get all agitated, theSam!! knows they haven’t Partaken yet and
settled their Nerves down.
theVPSO Sam!!
absolutely, positively taking No Chances out in theVillage!!,
unless she breaks her Parole (again...) then it’s OFF to Jail
This is the2nd time this month that Ms “Not A Chance!! in hell VPSO!!”
was sent to Lockup by you.
Even one of your OJT trainer-StateTroops solemnly showed you theHand!!prints and
neck marks made by Ms “Not a Chance” the last time he arrested her-2yrs ago!!
Every night when your OJT RideAlong shift was done, theStateTroops made you
recite Verbatim, HER file reports and then continued to give you more takeHome
files to browse,
when time came to go out to theVillage!! and serve 10months until theNext VPSO Academy class, you knew more about theGirl!! than you knew your Own Name!!
theVPSO Sam!!
heCame, heSaw, he’sFired!!
......Nuff Sed!!
theVPSO Sam!!
more Blunt than Instrument, but then again,
using One sure helps!!
But seriously, Take a Hint from your Felonious Assaulters.
be BLUNT!! and to theKnife.... erh.. Point!!
Lay all your cards (and Victims!!) out on the table, or across theSofa onto the floor.
MisDemeanants & Felons are only ShowingYou!! how it is in Life, Love and theVillage!!,
Learn from them!!
theVPSO Sam!!
out in theVillage!!,
“Hope Restored!!”, can only mean that “Hope” is back in theVillage!!
and is browbeating theGeneralStore employees and trying to get free gas
(again).
theVPSO Sam!!
What’s in His WALLET!?
he’d tell you, but a VillageChick!! lifted it from him (2x already before Noon!!)
theVPSO Sam!!
in Musical terms, there’s theKey of C, theKey of F and so on,
but in theVillage!! there too IS theKey of “C”-or Christene or Cierra or whomever that “Keys” your duty vehicle.
And there’s theKey of “D”- or Dawn, or David or whomever else!!
Sometimes they play HeavyMetal, sometimes they play HipHop!! or Rap on their headPhones when “Playing” your car,
Listen closely and you’ll hear them comin’!!
-----------------------
theVillage!!
Out in theVillage!!, their Insurance company is “Heck-O!!”
Cos when a teenage kid tags your vehicle and you contact their parents,
You’re told to “go to Heck!!”
theVillage!!
Out in theVillage!!, practically ALL theKidz are RealEstate agents.
cos their “OpenHouses” are often held at YOUR house when you’re gone and they break in,
and they’ll even leave theLight on for ya!!
theVillage!!
Out in theVillage!!, theVPSO’s are all SOLE!!,
as in, beatin’ feet walking ‘round theVillage!!
theVillage!!
Our Olympic symbols isn’t the wellKnown 5 Intertwined Wreath logo
our Limp-ic symbol is theVPSO’s 2 Intertwined plasticFlexi-Cuffs or theHandcuffs!!
We bring home theJoseCuervo-GOLD and Sam!! is there to greet us just outside our Village!!
theVillage!!
Means are Confused with Ends!!
and Sam!! is just mean to Our ends cos he’s always kickingOurs!!
-----
I'm theSam!! and I'm enjoying this 2008 LaborDayWeekend by NotWorking!!
I'm also going to enjoy it with Hamburgers, Hotdogs, Chips and Pop!!
albeit, I'll have to crash some publicGathering like,
CarDealership's, RealEstate open houses or my favorite...... a friends house!!
SERVING those who Swerve!!
serving stuff like, arrest warrants, court subpeona’s, restrainingOrders and my personal fave-an OverhandVolley baton!!
theVPSO Sam!!
by Wearing Brown & Gold, he makes YOU look good!!
but then again, your Bling-bling bySmith&Wesson or zipTieWite actually makes HIM look good
theVPSO Sam!!
more Rattled!!-Mind than Battle-Mind!!
Yes.........
it’s babySeason!!
it must be something in theWater, even I been putting extra stuff inside theFront part of my BallisticVest and some Adults called me fat!!
oh... gotta go,
some newMama’s are strolling along outside theOffice,
I gotta go peek at theInfants they’re clutching,
yikes.......
Let’s hope they’re not Breastfeeding!!
*blush!!*
theVPSO Sam!!
villageRelaxation!! and reportMisRepresentation!!
Seriously!!
you should settle down in theVillage!! and get away from Life.
No one works out there, they all Relax!!
and then in drunken diatribes to me, or in Pot induced haze,
Some accuse me of arrestReport Fabrication and want me to run my Reports by them
before submittal to theStateTroops!!
*shakes Head in Disbelief!!*
theVPSO Sam!!
from bottleShot!! (out at theDump!!), to fluShot!! (achoo!!)
theVillage!!godz must be cursing me this week,
Cos I seem to have acquired a Case of theSniffles along with last night’s BootLegger confiscation.
Remind me to start drinking a few years after I quit this VPSO job,
so I can make amends to Capt Jack or, Morgan and to NaturalIce for pouring them out or else shooting their bottles at theVillage!!dump.
at least theHot!! healthAides were both want to NeedleStick me!!
theVPSO Sam!!
under theLimit and so overArrest!!
(think about it)
theVPSO Sam!!
who’s brand of Handcuffs tell his socialLife in theVillage!!, PeerLess....
Yep,
Nuff sed!!
theVPSO Sam!!
his bullets are subSonic, and his villager’sLives are Hydroponic!!
When spelling Roach, theO comes before theA!!
and when spelling Ponic, if you’ve Toked,
you’ll never pAnic when Sam!! shows up to investigate.
......seriously!!
When peeps get all agitated, theSam!! knows they haven’t Partaken yet and
settled their Nerves down.
theVPSO Sam!!
absolutely, positively taking No Chances out in theVillage!!,
unless she breaks her Parole (again...) then it’s OFF to Jail
This is the2nd time this month that Ms “Not A Chance!! in hell VPSO!!”
was sent to Lockup by you.
Even one of your OJT trainer-StateTroops solemnly showed you theHand!!prints and
neck marks made by Ms “Not a Chance” the last time he arrested her-2yrs ago!!
Every night when your OJT RideAlong shift was done, theStateTroops made you
recite Verbatim, HER file reports and then continued to give you more takeHome
files to browse,
when time came to go out to theVillage!! and serve 10months until theNext VPSO Academy class, you knew more about theGirl!! than you knew your Own Name!!
theVPSO Sam!!
heCame, heSaw, he’sFired!!
......Nuff Sed!!
theVPSO Sam!!
more Blunt than Instrument, but then again,
using One sure helps!!
But seriously, Take a Hint from your Felonious Assaulters.
be BLUNT!! and to theKnife.... erh.. Point!!
Lay all your cards (and Victims!!) out on the table, or across theSofa onto the floor.
MisDemeanants & Felons are only ShowingYou!! how it is in Life, Love and theVillage!!,
Learn from them!!
theVPSO Sam!!
out in theVillage!!,
“Hope Restored!!”, can only mean that “Hope” is back in theVillage!!
and is browbeating theGeneralStore employees and trying to get free gas
(again).
theVPSO Sam!!
What’s in His WALLET!?
he’d tell you, but a VillageChick!! lifted it from him (2x already before Noon!!)
theVPSO Sam!!
in Musical terms, there’s theKey of C, theKey of F and so on,
but in theVillage!! there too IS theKey of “C”-or Christene or Cierra or whomever that “Keys” your duty vehicle.
And there’s theKey of “D”- or Dawn, or David or whomever else!!
Sometimes they play HeavyMetal, sometimes they play HipHop!! or Rap on their headPhones when “Playing” your car,
Listen closely and you’ll hear them comin’!!
-----------------------
theVillage!!
Out in theVillage!!, their Insurance company is “Heck-O!!”
Cos when a teenage kid tags your vehicle and you contact their parents,
You’re told to “go to Heck!!”
theVillage!!
Out in theVillage!!, practically ALL theKidz are RealEstate agents.
cos their “OpenHouses” are often held at YOUR house when you’re gone and they break in,
and they’ll even leave theLight on for ya!!
theVillage!!
Out in theVillage!!, theVPSO’s are all SOLE!!,
as in, beatin’ feet walking ‘round theVillage!!
theVillage!!
Our Olympic symbols isn’t the wellKnown 5 Intertwined Wreath logo
our Limp-ic symbol is theVPSO’s 2 Intertwined plasticFlexi-Cuffs or theHandcuffs!!
We bring home theJoseCuervo-GOLD and Sam!! is there to greet us just outside our Village!!
theVillage!!
Means are Confused with Ends!!
and Sam!! is just mean to Our ends cos he’s always kickingOurs!!
-----
I'm theSam!! and I'm enjoying this 2008 LaborDayWeekend by NotWorking!!
I'm also going to enjoy it with Hamburgers, Hotdogs, Chips and Pop!!
albeit, I'll have to crash some publicGathering like,
CarDealership's, RealEstate open houses or my favorite...... a friends house!!
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