theSam!!'s Military Movies
All this week of April I am not working.
Cos I left theBarista kiosk on Sat, and I had to go back to MEPS this week again to reFingerPrint, which I just did earlier today.
I'm cleaning out my room, I'm walking around now and then daily to get some fresh air, but mostly I'm cleaning OUT my apt room cos I'm leaving theCity!! by end of the week.
Since I'm reporting to MEPS here in Anchorage in July, I am going back to theVillage!! until then.
The Recruiters now adays give all Prospects and SignUps tasks to do Online,
this is stuff I never had to do and never heard of back in 1990.
But the Army is a different branch of service entirely from theNavy (my 1990 to 1995 prior service)
I'm watching Army videos and reading, downloading info from the Army site that I'm supposed to learn BEFORE I get to WarriorTransition course and of course,
I reach saturation point and have to switch gears and read / watch something else or else get out of the apt and walk / run for a bit.
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tehSam!!’s Movies.
theSam!!’s military Moves!! d:oP
Ripped from theNet and made his own.
thePreInvasion Occupancy!!
1. What’s That Ship Doing Out There?!
the first in a sad series of native genre epic exploitation classics.
It’s not that any Explorers to their lands Exploited them, it’s what most of them did to themselves afterwards!!
following movies include:
What’s My Relatives Doing On The Tribal Council?!
What’s All That Tribal Money Doing In MY Bank Account?!
Whiskey In The Bottle I Sit On My Behind!!
Which Way To The Welfare Office!?
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It’s Off To Drunk I Go!!
2. The Spaniards Are Here does anyone speak espanol?!
3. Wampum Beads?!
You could’ve at least got us a DVD player, some smokes and a 5th!!
Jesus, Now I gotta go back to the Pawn shop to get my drumKit out!!
4. Mom!! I brought this chick home for you to meet She’s got a cool SeeThrough Robe, wears a Tiara and watch out or she’ll hit you with that BOOK!!,
She promises life liberty and the Perfoot of Happiness, Can we Keep her?!
5. There Goes the Neighborhood
6. There’s Gold in them thar Hills?!
*LOOKS at FoxyEyes*
No, THOSE are IMPLANTS mr Whiteman, not Gold
tehAmerican Revolutionary War!!
1. The Patriot.....
erh, we meant, thePerp!! Cos invaders, criminals and such are “Perpetrators”
2. The Crossing!!
of teh Fingers
3. The American Psycho Revolution – Boxed DVD Set (Slay & E)
this Anniversary Edition comes complete with your own set of Helvitica Font,
8 case logo embossed business cards on oakLinen!! also includes a cordless power drill and a stilettoKnife.
At somepoint after watching this extensive footage collection ALL purchasers are expected to have a meltdown and verbally tirade with family members / spouses / etc,
“we are done professionally.... damn your fucking amateur..... oh goooooooood!!”
and the Blue Screen classic,
4. One If By Hand, Two Ate My Seed!!
d:oP
theAmerican Civil War!!
1. Glory (glory hallejulah!!)
Stars Morgan FREED man, Samuel Jaxxson and a bunch of Snakes on theWagon!!
We tried to get Wesley Gripes to also star but he was too busy filming “SLAVE 57!!”
2. Dances With White Glove!!
theUnmarketed, unreleased followup 3 hour confessional is Michaels Jexson’s latest Thrilla, about an Off theWall army soldier, Kevens Kost, and a gyrating native Winkte that likes to play crying games.
Both characters drink themselves silly, fall down and clutch the earth for pretty much the rest of the whole movie,
just like what happens down on 4th ave!!-only the Priest bro Francis gives out NEWER Issue like cool backPacks and TWO gloves instead of just 1.
Eh, no need to draw conclusions about this movie, theSam!! will do that for you..........
3. Gettysburgh!!
a Grilled Up version of a Spiked Jones joint about a brotha named Isburgh,
Who couldn’t decide if he was Blue OR Gray, cos one side would let him feed and water the mules and theOther side would let him SLEEP with said mules in the same barn, instead of making him sleep outside.
mr Isburgh struggles to free himself from daMan!!, prances around with his kuntaKanteen (they didn’t make King size goblets in those days) and considers his “22” Rim (an old beat up wagon wheel) to be his pride and joy except when the ladies clued ChildSupport in on his ass, then he had to hop the next train and ride theUnderground!!
contains mandingo sized versions of picnic scenes, hobo concerts and lots of yard stomping!!
4. Cold BrokeBack Mountain
we won’t touch much upon this civil war drama, except to say that an army deserter heads back home to his love,
and their Love, much like any of Sam!!’s posts, heads completely South!!, and btw, both Lovers are facing the Same way.
ewweeeee.
5. Gone With the Broken Wind!!
americana at it’s most flatulent, finery at it’s most Potent,
and no one dares ignite any “blueDarts” in this movie else petticoats alight with fire instead of lovers lips!!
their itching, puss oozing, scabbed over lips.
ewweeee.
But then, we don’t give a damn, because as god as our witness.
after reading this installment from Sam!! we’ll NEVER read another post of his again!!
Contains the scenes where Red confronts Scarlett on the South Lawn and consoles her meloncholy by beating the Voles taken refuge in her petticoat & skirt while she sat for all those months in a deep funk!!
Also contains the scenes where Scarlett lurches, stands and then drunkenly lashes out at Red for displacing "those poor poor animals" and threatens to turn Red over to PETA.
When Red discovers that he has to go to another PTA meeting with his kids he beats some more Voles!!
6. mr Andersonville
a young army recruit, NEO jarrod, spends time in bootcamp / army prison while gangs of marauders prey upon weaker recruits and take their stuff away,
a necktie wearing, drill sergeant with a penchant for perry ellis suits, goads mr anderson to fury until both men are running round and round on the walls of their barracks in a civil war style shoot out,
cameo scenes by mrs butterworth, theGangBangGirls and some bald guy with not only a chip on his shoulder, but TWO glassy style Coal chips over his eyes who’s really a drug pusher preying upon hapless recruits!!
7. Girth of a Lakota Nation!!
a mockumentary about a heyoka that went to war!!..........wait. wait....
Same spelling just different pronunciation. We meant BAR!!
theSam!! that went to the bar.
he came, he ate, he washed his hands, he got sloshed on shooters, he ordered seconds on pie alaMode!!
He basically did this for 3 yrs in between working at said bars washing dishes and his weight went up!! LOL,
the fatty!!
yes ms BarTender, they do stack shit that high!! d:oP
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lovs,
theSam!!
SLFlyinghorse
Anchorage, Alaska
-alaskavillagetales-
Cos I left theBarista kiosk on Sat, and I had to go back to MEPS this week again to reFingerPrint, which I just did earlier today.
I'm cleaning out my room, I'm walking around now and then daily to get some fresh air, but mostly I'm cleaning OUT my apt room cos I'm leaving theCity!! by end of the week.
Since I'm reporting to MEPS here in Anchorage in July, I am going back to theVillage!! until then.
The Recruiters now adays give all Prospects and SignUps tasks to do Online,
this is stuff I never had to do and never heard of back in 1990.
But the Army is a different branch of service entirely from theNavy (my 1990 to 1995 prior service)
I'm watching Army videos and reading, downloading info from the Army site that I'm supposed to learn BEFORE I get to WarriorTransition course and of course,
I reach saturation point and have to switch gears and read / watch something else or else get out of the apt and walk / run for a bit.
-----------------------
tehSam!!’s Movies.
theSam!!’s military Moves!! d:oP
Ripped from theNet and made his own.
thePreInvasion Occupancy!!
1. What’s That Ship Doing Out There?!
the first in a sad series of native genre epic exploitation classics.
It’s not that any Explorers to their lands Exploited them, it’s what most of them did to themselves afterwards!!
following movies include:
What’s My Relatives Doing On The Tribal Council?!
What’s All That Tribal Money Doing In MY Bank Account?!
Whiskey In The Bottle I Sit On My Behind!!
Which Way To The Welfare Office!?
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It’s Off To Drunk I Go!!
2. The Spaniards Are Here does anyone speak espanol?!
3. Wampum Beads?!
You could’ve at least got us a DVD player, some smokes and a 5th!!
Jesus, Now I gotta go back to the Pawn shop to get my drumKit out!!
4. Mom!! I brought this chick home for you to meet She’s got a cool SeeThrough Robe, wears a Tiara and watch out or she’ll hit you with that BOOK!!,
She promises life liberty and the Perfoot of Happiness, Can we Keep her?!
5. There Goes the Neighborhood
6. There’s Gold in them thar Hills?!
*LOOKS at FoxyEyes*
No, THOSE are IMPLANTS mr Whiteman, not Gold
tehAmerican Revolutionary War!!
1. The Patriot.....
erh, we meant, thePerp!! Cos invaders, criminals and such are “Perpetrators”
2. The Crossing!!
of teh Fingers
3. The American Psycho Revolution – Boxed DVD Set (Slay & E)
this Anniversary Edition comes complete with your own set of Helvitica Font,
8 case logo embossed business cards on oakLinen!! also includes a cordless power drill and a stilettoKnife.
At somepoint after watching this extensive footage collection ALL purchasers are expected to have a meltdown and verbally tirade with family members / spouses / etc,
“we are done professionally.... damn your fucking amateur..... oh goooooooood!!”
and the Blue Screen classic,
4. One If By Hand, Two Ate My Seed!!
d:oP
theAmerican Civil War!!
1. Glory (glory hallejulah!!)
Stars Morgan FREED man, Samuel Jaxxson and a bunch of Snakes on theWagon!!
We tried to get Wesley Gripes to also star but he was too busy filming “SLAVE 57!!”
2. Dances With White Glove!!
theUnmarketed, unreleased followup 3 hour confessional is Michaels Jexson’s latest Thrilla, about an Off theWall army soldier, Kevens Kost, and a gyrating native Winkte that likes to play crying games.
Both characters drink themselves silly, fall down and clutch the earth for pretty much the rest of the whole movie,
just like what happens down on 4th ave!!-only the Priest bro Francis gives out NEWER Issue like cool backPacks and TWO gloves instead of just 1.
Eh, no need to draw conclusions about this movie, theSam!! will do that for you..........
3. Gettysburgh!!
a Grilled Up version of a Spiked Jones joint about a brotha named Isburgh,
Who couldn’t decide if he was Blue OR Gray, cos one side would let him feed and water the mules and theOther side would let him SLEEP with said mules in the same barn, instead of making him sleep outside.
mr Isburgh struggles to free himself from daMan!!, prances around with his kuntaKanteen (they didn’t make King size goblets in those days) and considers his “22” Rim (an old beat up wagon wheel) to be his pride and joy except when the ladies clued ChildSupport in on his ass, then he had to hop the next train and ride theUnderground!!
contains mandingo sized versions of picnic scenes, hobo concerts and lots of yard stomping!!
4. Cold BrokeBack Mountain
we won’t touch much upon this civil war drama, except to say that an army deserter heads back home to his love,
and their Love, much like any of Sam!!’s posts, heads completely South!!, and btw, both Lovers are facing the Same way.
ewweeeee.
5. Gone With the Broken Wind!!
americana at it’s most flatulent, finery at it’s most Potent,
and no one dares ignite any “blueDarts” in this movie else petticoats alight with fire instead of lovers lips!!
their itching, puss oozing, scabbed over lips.
ewweeee.
But then, we don’t give a damn, because as god as our witness.
after reading this installment from Sam!! we’ll NEVER read another post of his again!!
Contains the scenes where Red confronts Scarlett on the South Lawn and consoles her meloncholy by beating the Voles taken refuge in her petticoat & skirt while she sat for all those months in a deep funk!!
Also contains the scenes where Scarlett lurches, stands and then drunkenly lashes out at Red for displacing "those poor poor animals" and threatens to turn Red over to PETA.
When Red discovers that he has to go to another PTA meeting with his kids he beats some more Voles!!
6. mr Andersonville
a young army recruit, NEO jarrod, spends time in bootcamp / army prison while gangs of marauders prey upon weaker recruits and take their stuff away,
a necktie wearing, drill sergeant with a penchant for perry ellis suits, goads mr anderson to fury until both men are running round and round on the walls of their barracks in a civil war style shoot out,
cameo scenes by mrs butterworth, theGangBangGirls and some bald guy with not only a chip on his shoulder, but TWO glassy style Coal chips over his eyes who’s really a drug pusher preying upon hapless recruits!!
7. Girth of a Lakota Nation!!
a mockumentary about a heyoka that went to war!!..........wait. wait....
Same spelling just different pronunciation. We meant BAR!!
theSam!! that went to the bar.
he came, he ate, he washed his hands, he got sloshed on shooters, he ordered seconds on pie alaMode!!
He basically did this for 3 yrs in between working at said bars washing dishes and his weight went up!! LOL,
the fatty!!
yes ms BarTender, they do stack shit that high!! d:oP
-----------------------
lovs,
theSam!!
SLFlyinghorse
Anchorage, Alaska
-alaskavillagetales-
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