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thePrincess!! Dodges, her Employees have escaped......... Completely!! erhh. (again!!) d:oD thePrincess!!Dodged!! Escape to an AK JobBank reEmployment Ctr before your budget is gone!! thePrincess!!Lodged!! $94 web rate, $134 In person. Book your Release now!! thePrincess!!Dodge!! no Thanks to an 2004 lawsuit-we Now feature wireless Internet in ALL guest rooms, an Stapled!! business Center in every Conference Room and via an 2006 lawSuit, an Princess!! staffed FitnessCenter. What chafes her majesty!! and her 5 sisters to no end, is that now each time theLodge!! is open for business theFitnessCenter / FC has to be staffed by an actual AlaskanAthabaskanPrincess!! NOT just an employee whom “technically” IS Princess when ever they’re in uniform and working. Allegedly representing theCompany and speaking, doing, acting for and behalf of, NOPE!! And Not just by an BodyDoubleEmployee either whom is speaking, doing, acting for and Spying!! on behalf of...NOPE!! None of that crap either. But ...

theSam!!’s Attendance Reports!! now available only online at YVCInc!! (dowh!!) / yourVillageCold Ink deptof whattheHell!! Actually it’s dept of health, but since everyone in theRegion is pretty much abusing their livers, no one’s healthy anymore, even theSam!! is abusing his teeth (pop & candy) Vocational Attendance Reports!! -an Un-Named Salon & DaySpa in Seattle that declined not to be named!! We’ll take liberties and call them “StepInStyle!!” / Sissy’s -Veda: 28 Clients for week ending XX/XX/199X, @ 51% approval, $1000+ tips. Considering that Veda was theBestest Facialist I learned from, she used to be PlumberJourneyman and could spread a Seal, Moulding or any Caulking like no other, she had only 2 things going for her really, 1. her Caulking gun from which she’d dispense her SeaWeed bodyScrubs 2. and her own personal ToothBrush!!-you know, to get into theCracks!! Once you got past the harsh eastEuropean accent, she was just a kindly soul with not a shred of remorse in ...

as taken from theRecoveryFromMormonism board lists. Exmo Out/In List for 2008 Date: Jan 04 23:18 Author: Mail address: I was away over the holiday so I don't know if we started an Exmo -- What's Out and What's in -- List for 2008? If not, I'll start one and hope you'll add some of yours. OUT: Seagulls IN: JetBlue OUT: 'Employees Must Wash Hands' sign in the Minneapolis airport men's room. IN: 'A Proclamation on the Family' sign in the Minneapolis airport men's room. OUT: Jack Mormons IN: New Order Mormons OUT: Atheists vs. Christians Board Wars IN: Build-A-Bears OUT: Drinking Threads IN: Curelom Recipes OUT: Baker's Caps IN: Rogaine OUT: Green Aprons IN: Victoria's Sacred OUT: Paying 10% tithing IN: Paying 10% surcharge at the Hinkley Mall OUT: America's not ready for a black president IN: America's not ready for a wingnut president Wait, that last one needs work. We've had our share of those. OK, it...

As found in Recovery From Mormonism message boards of which I am a participant. Subject: Re: My New Year's message to all believing Mormons... Date: Jan 01 16:15 Author: theSam!! Amen to that!! I am Samuel L Flyinghorse , and I was lds from 8yrs till age 30, and did officially sever all ties at age 40. I am a product of the lds placement program. And though much good was done for me, and for my various native peoples, we too, were taken away from our homes and families, we too were broken from our traditions that held us close to our fathers of old, My older relatives all were taken by force to boarding schools and churches, and forced to give up our native ways. My / our generations experiences were "no different" really. I am of the same experience as any native of yesterday or of old western days, But much good has come of these bad things that happened to me, in spite of being brainwashed and indoctrinated into an white mans religion, I emerge from this cold co...

honest... Really!! for reals ok?! ?! Anyways. Let 'er rip!! --------- -Cold + gas = cash? Does hot or cold weather make your car use more gasoline?-submitted by AnonymousVillager!! -theSam!! Answers!! I'd say COLD weather. Cos if theVillageChick!! girlfriend(s) have taken theCar!! that means that they'll drive all the way to theCity!! just to import alcohol back into theVillage!! Cold weather means sitting for hours roadside and idling theEngine, using theDefrosters and cranking theHeat up!! After all, the average VillageChick!! hardly wears a thing anywayz, Jeans, a skimpy top and perhaps a Hoodie, and they all share the same pair of shoes, And all of theAbove (even the "sharing of the same pair of shoes) just taxes theEngine of a vehicle to no end, in fact, all PublicSafetyVehicles, whether Police or Fire and especially Police vehicles are most heavily used & eventually worn out / damaged of all vehicles, because they run almost 24 / 7 / 365, and just above th...

May It Be!! and if it doesn't ever happen, Just Blog about like it did and no one will ever know theDifference anyway!! X:oP -lil MoselyMoose!! Hi everyone, it's me theAlterEgo of my master, an Stuffed toy, MoselyMoose here, or Har!! no.. Hair... that's it. Yous hoomons and your language, too much "Mouthing" / speaking and not enough eating willow bark and hib.. hibi.. hibicus... no... Hibiscus herbs!! there, got it. Cos us Moose love to eat willow trees, flowers and moss. And another thing, Ya gotta eat firewweed too and not just look at it as a sign on summer "dying" and fall approaching. Us Meese in theWild, look at theFireweed and see it as a sign of More of Us "dying" when winter snow comes and we slip slide on Ice and umm... Cars approaching. *sigh* anyways, I see that I speak tooooooo soon. about too much mouthing and not enough eating though. I mean, Have you ever gone to work at theBar with my Master!? Holy smokes, you got literally 10...

So, what am I lyin... er,, I mean, So, What's My Line!? Read on and find out!! Whats my Line!? « on: December 23, 2007, 06:35:08 AM » Reply with quote Modify message WTH Whats in YOUR subject line!? theSam!! wants to know..... remember that he played this game last year?! He's just too damn lazy to find the topic in Archives and entertain himself reading and re reading it again and again and again... and again. here's a few lines from my SubjectLine!! -A few days Late and a couple hundred dollars short!! WTH I have no idea what I was saying here on this one, Someone google it for me and tell me please, -And after theFirstFeast!! Thumbs Up aaahhh, Thanksgiving.... always an hit with my (now missing) gallbladder AND my pancreas!! umm, don't remind me how I get so worked up on this.. WTF for theWholeMonth!! about all the wrongs perpetuated on theNatives over this one national holiday, I like to think of it as, I theSam!! get to avenge all my skinz!! LOL by posting in...