Village Accuses Sam!!

Thursday, 02 August, 2007

Accusation: Who Dared theVillage!! to Luv Sam!!?

Subject: Licensed Unrestricted VendorsOf theSam!!

YVC Inc (doh!!) dba YourVillageCalled!! / YukonVillageConsortium is pleased to announced another JointVenture (everyone Inhale!!) to theFranchise that is otherwise known as “theVillage”

Licensed Unrestricted Vendors, theSam!!

Last fall, YVCInc / AVA, M/FANG and no less than 3 Regional Village groups; Behemoth Bosoms!!, saggyHooters, and smearedLipstick!!

announced the release of requests for proposals (RFPs) for Statewide organizations to bid to serve as licensed unrestricted vendors, (Luvs theSam!!)

It was decided to do this in leau of announcing theRelease of 4 VPSO Prisoners and 3 more “In Custodies at this Time” from 5 VPSO’s in theRegion, respectively.

Many submissions, remissions, even an few nocturnalEmissions!! were well received in response to the RFPs. Except for theNoctE’s!! as those are always welcome, but unexpected and often inconvenient if not an annoying cold Barrier betwixt you and your partners...... ahem..

An exhaustive process ensued and YVCInc (doh!!) is pleased to pronounce the resulting decision.

-villageTeensPlus!! (theBaby!!),
vT+B is an large fanBase of Preggerz teens whom now number in theThousands!! and

-RearInGeardotCom or 800-whoCares!?
yet another group of rebel VillageChixxx!!, will continue to serve as an Licensed unrestrictedVendors of theSam!! promotional merchandise in the United States of Alaska!!

Most notable of these States is: emergency, Panic!!, Inebriate, fuzzy, untalkative and regressive.

villageTeens+theBaby!! has established an well-deserved reputation for Quantity (of Village population numbers) and enviable Community Service; to include summer, fall and winter supervised CommunityService work details!!

YVCInc (so!?) looks forward to the continuance of a long (yes when dealing with Teens they think that anything having to do with work, punishment, etc takes forever) and positive relationship with villageTeens(Plus theBaby!!)

and!!................

YVCInc (dowh!!) also reluctantly welcomes Creative Respite Audio Limited OutSource (Cradle) to theYVCInc!! (gasp!!) family.

Creative Respite Audio Limited OutSource (Cradle) is an benign affiliate of an organization with which, quite frankly, ALL theVillages!! have had an extensive relationship with and is an ongoing occurrance even at this very minute!!

Don’t believe us!? Just listen--

“there there my ‘lil’ pumkins, Don’t cry. Mommie knows you’re hungry.
Here’s the last bottled water for your formula,
Tomorrow when that Cop returns from theCity!! we’ll send you down to theRiver with your niece while everyone swims.
Soon you’ll be in his arms and soon $ will be in Mommies hands for Rent, food, clothes!!”


Creative Respite Audio Limited OutSource (Cradle) has demonstrated (and how!!) an keen understanding of theCore needs of VPSO’s and VPO’s and has shown enthusiasm to meeting those needs. d:oD

Creative Respite Audio Limited OuSource (Cradle) will also swerve!! as an licensed unrestricted vendor of theSam!!, and other fine Villaged!! educational materials and Village!! promotional merchandise in both the United States of Alaska and certain parts ofCanada, albeit, just theCrazy parts.

Creative Products Sourcing will commence receiving orders on 09 Aug, 2007 at www.alaskavillagetales.blogspot.com/ or SoW-hoC-ares?

Our inSincere gratitude is extended to AVA / amalgamated villages alliances (formerly amalgamated villages Organization, but who’s organized Out There anyways?!)

and to theCollective villageRegions of Behemoth, Hooters, saggyBosoms, and smearedLipstick!! for taking time away from their Drinking to help us.

Best wishes (and broken dishes) are offered for their future endeavors within theYVCInc (doh!!) region and beyond!!

sincerely,
Luvs, theSam!!

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