Half Conscious from Anchorage!!...

and as always, still incoherent!! it's me theSam!!

Yes, I finally broke down and got on MySpace awhile back.
I figure that since I've (vehicle) broke down alot before, and kind of sorta but not really (mentally) pulled over to Side of theRoad for a bit!!

I could (give in) and join up MySpace!! So, breaking down isn't a bad thing after all, but at least try and tell that to my dozen or so "friends".
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Live from Anchorage......It's me-theSam!! d:oP
theSam!!
whom would post yet Another Silly bulletin,

but then he’d just move someone else’s “Join Up and get 500 free downloads” bulletins touting THEIR MySpace sites!!,

and theSam!! is much toooo nice to do THAT!!
(ehh.. to Join UP that is...)

theSam!!
whom quite frankly, couldn’t even be in MySpaces top 1 Million, even if he never posted a bulletin!!

theSam!!
Bored stiff with Presidential Dialogues on MTV, but instead, is excited STIFF with kinky dialogues on “LisaSparxxx!! TV”

theSam!!
now looking for an 3rd JOB, just so he can get an Hundred dollar car,
All for theSake of being able to contribute to Tom’s MySpace “DashBoardConfessionals!!”,

although theSam!! is currently out of any ruses to Confess, he’s also eyeing more cute Chicks!! lately in order to think of things to do in order to “Confess” when he eventually buys an car with a DashBoard!!

d:oP

theSam!!
who’s attempt at “Playing” at theCity HealthClub earlier this week, took a wrong twist when he beaned his hotBoss up side theHead!! playing DodgeBall,

As pennance, theTarget!! had to launder everyone’s JockStraps!! including those of his female Bosses and Sups!!
d:o\

theSam!!
now offering theSpoof!! about theJayCee Penny’s Gift Card comments!!
We'll start with the $100 dress pants and the $50 shirts and work our way down to the$80 neck ties,

darn, and all I need is black slacks, black shirts and white shirts for both restaurants,

*sigh*
time to hit Salvation Army and Thrifties up again!!

theSam!!
whom is pleased to announce to all his 12 MySpace friends,
I MADE A MOVIE!!

although technically his 15second CellPhone clip of theCity Street, and the far off mountains with NEW ALASKAN Snow upon them, are out of shot to be noticed,

and his monoToned whiny voice is adLibbing about Winter coming on....

overall, it’s true!! theSam!! did Make A Movie!!

MakeUp!!

theSam!!
theSam!! Forum is now LIVE!!
erhh. at least. What ever Issue he’s supporting, then it’s apparent that theBoy!! is-“For ‘Em!!”

theSam!!
Want to move theSam!!’s Silly Bulletins down off theTop 12 Lists and out of sight!?

Just post a Bulletin!!,

Who gives a damn what you say, just Post Post POST!!
d:o)

theSam!!
Who wants to see theSam!! live

.....d:o(
OK, not everybody put their hands up at once...

Never mind, I’m going to Humpy’s tonight and watch theMusicians play!!

That way, everyone that looks at me (in passing mind you!!) will technically be seeing theSam!!

LIVE and in Person!!

Gotta shower now, dress up and catch theBus!!

later everyone,
have a great weekend and uhmm...

Send TOM some email,
I think that’s why he left LA for theWeekend.

laterz,
theSam!!
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