VillageCHEF!!
theSam!!
hoping that this Years TerminationDust!! has nothing to do with being fired from theChef!! jobs and has more to do with the2007 first SnowFall.
theSam!!
hoping that his new upcoming Music shows at theSteakHouse!! aren't like theHeadServerGirl!!, a complete Bust!! ( . )Y( . )
....and just in case you're wondering, Yes, those are theSam!!'s beady lil eyes a poppin' out of his head in awe.
theSam!!
having recently purchased an new "suspension" Hard carryCase for his Violin,
he often wonders if just carrying theViolin!! around isn't suspenseful enough for theGeneral public!!
theSam!!
Don't be left out on theHappenings here at AlaskaVillageTales!!,
As our / My valued reader I / we would appreciate having your mailing address and email addresses so we / I may notify you of special events such as:
-Friends of and "Putting Up With!! theSam!! Gatherings in theCity!!
-Violin, Acoustic Guitar, Piano time Music schedules!!
(pick 2 per event)
-Featured upcoming Holiday Blog postings and silly stuff written just for you!!
We / I guarantee that your information shared with us / theAuthor!! will not be shared (at least not officially until after 5 years)
(I joke here people, d:oP )
theSam!!
hoping that after looking at PastryChef!! dan and 2nd Assistant alixa, that his 2XXL chefCoat doesn't get any bigger, like them!!
theSam!!
it puts the 2/3rd cup of Mix into theSaute pans and mixes gently with theSaucy bubbling Portabella mushrooms!!
but first, lets back up here, it puts theExtraExtra-Extra!!VirginOliveOil into theSautePan and places on theStove,
but first, let's back up here,
It goes back a 2nd time to theStupid!! ChexStation and types in theFreakin!! employee number and clocks in!! (again!!)
!!
But first, let's back up here,
It puts on theExtraSmall!! ChefsCoat after remembering how big dan & alexa really are,
then, after Hyperventilating a few breathes, buttons UP theSmall coat and quickly remembers how everything is in COLOR, because after that,
for the rest of theShift!! his Vision is going slightly gray from lack of O2.
but first!!, let's back up here, Keep theAnkle weights on!!
after walking to work via down to SouthAnchorage and Back!! with visions of PastryChef dan & alexaCook and how big IT doesn't ever want to be!!
Ok!!
On with theWorkShift!! and lets hope this time, that after stepping outside theChippedCup!! restaurant,
that IT doesn't go into theWrong restaurant again after break is over!!
as it is getting annoying to theBar, theOrganicStore and thePizzaJoint next doors to be intruded upon by an Employee coming back into theWorkPlace after their break,
but an CERTAIN emp is dizzy, disoriented and fuzzyVisioned from wearing rreeaallyy small chefJackets....
Just because he doesn't want to ever look like those two huge Chefs he works for!!
But on theOther hand, theBar, theOrganicStore or thePizza place don't mind theExtra help off and on!!
And besides, those new food creations!!
like thePizzaOn a kaiserBun with extra hair strands aesthetically crossed over theSoggy fries
and a double portion of CheeseCake drizzled with freshChocolate batter (just skip theCake!! baking) and a double Merlot 2000yr in an plastic beer cup wasn't all that bad for one place to sell,
theSam!!
proving that a watched Pot really does Boil!!.....after 6mins.
theSam!!
also proving that an "Hot" watched Boss really does mean it when theEntire dining facility downstairs needs to be Swept, mopped, vacuamed and scrubbed (with his Hairbrush)
herChefness!! starts to boil after 2mins!!
and then raise her voice after 2mins 05sec, and then shout after 2mins 10sec.
theSam!!
also proving that spaghetti isn't theOnly thing that sticks to theWalls after quickly running out of theKitchen followed closely by flying Chicken Kiev and scooped fetaCheese and bratwurst "star" slices!!
theSam!!
having too much fun at his own expense right now.
doh well, and moving on... *ahem*..
while my newly laundered and newly drying ChefCoat dries from it's 3rd application of Starch & Sizing, So food stuffs won't stick when thrown!!
theSam!!
still on a Sugar rush when thePastryChef!! finished frosting theMiniCupCakes!! and briefly turned her back to answer her cellPhone, leaving the last 3 cups of frosting UnGuarded!!
theSam!!
Playing his Piano-Today!! so that you won't stop drinking-Tomorrow!!
(ibid on theViolin & Guitar)
theSam!!
still not speaking to hot Adia after she kept eating more "clean" leftovers than him!!
"and drinking more leftOver "clean" liquor too!!"
oh!!
luvs,
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, alaska
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hoping that this Years TerminationDust!! has nothing to do with being fired from theChef!! jobs and has more to do with the2007 first SnowFall.
theSam!!
hoping that his new upcoming Music shows at theSteakHouse!! aren't like theHeadServerGirl!!, a complete Bust!! ( . )Y( . )
....and just in case you're wondering, Yes, those are theSam!!'s beady lil eyes a poppin' out of his head in awe.
theSam!!
having recently purchased an new "suspension" Hard carryCase for his Violin,
he often wonders if just carrying theViolin!! around isn't suspenseful enough for theGeneral public!!
theSam!!
Don't be left out on theHappenings here at AlaskaVillageTales!!,
As our / My valued reader I / we would appreciate having your mailing address and email addresses so we / I may notify you of special events such as:
-Friends of and "Putting Up With!! theSam!! Gatherings in theCity!!
-Violin, Acoustic Guitar, Piano time Music schedules!!
(pick 2 per event)
-Featured upcoming Holiday Blog postings and silly stuff written just for you!!
We / I guarantee that your information shared with us / theAuthor!! will not be shared (at least not officially until after 5 years)
(I joke here people, d:oP )
theSam!!
hoping that after looking at PastryChef!! dan and 2nd Assistant alixa, that his 2XXL chefCoat doesn't get any bigger, like them!!
theSam!!
it puts the 2/3rd cup of Mix into theSaute pans and mixes gently with theSaucy bubbling Portabella mushrooms!!
but first, lets back up here, it puts theExtraExtra-Extra!!VirginOliveOil into theSautePan and places on theStove,
but first, let's back up here,
It goes back a 2nd time to theStupid!! ChexStation and types in theFreakin!! employee number and clocks in!! (again!!)
!!
But first, let's back up here,
It puts on theExtraSmall!! ChefsCoat after remembering how big dan & alexa really are,
then, after Hyperventilating a few breathes, buttons UP theSmall coat and quickly remembers how everything is in COLOR, because after that,
for the rest of theShift!! his Vision is going slightly gray from lack of O2.
but first!!, let's back up here, Keep theAnkle weights on!!
after walking to work via down to SouthAnchorage and Back!! with visions of PastryChef dan & alexaCook and how big IT doesn't ever want to be!!
Ok!!
On with theWorkShift!! and lets hope this time, that after stepping outside theChippedCup!! restaurant,
that IT doesn't go into theWrong restaurant again after break is over!!
as it is getting annoying to theBar, theOrganicStore and thePizzaJoint next doors to be intruded upon by an Employee coming back into theWorkPlace after their break,
but an CERTAIN emp is dizzy, disoriented and fuzzyVisioned from wearing rreeaallyy small chefJackets....
Just because he doesn't want to ever look like those two huge Chefs he works for!!
But on theOther hand, theBar, theOrganicStore or thePizza place don't mind theExtra help off and on!!
And besides, those new food creations!!
like thePizzaOn a kaiserBun with extra hair strands aesthetically crossed over theSoggy fries
and a double portion of CheeseCake drizzled with freshChocolate batter (just skip theCake!! baking) and a double Merlot 2000yr in an plastic beer cup wasn't all that bad for one place to sell,
theSam!!
proving that a watched Pot really does Boil!!.....after 6mins.
theSam!!
also proving that an "Hot" watched Boss really does mean it when theEntire dining facility downstairs needs to be Swept, mopped, vacuamed and scrubbed (with his Hairbrush)
herChefness!! starts to boil after 2mins!!
and then raise her voice after 2mins 05sec, and then shout after 2mins 10sec.
theSam!!
also proving that spaghetti isn't theOnly thing that sticks to theWalls after quickly running out of theKitchen followed closely by flying Chicken Kiev and scooped fetaCheese and bratwurst "star" slices!!
theSam!!
having too much fun at his own expense right now.
doh well, and moving on... *ahem*..
while my newly laundered and newly drying ChefCoat dries from it's 3rd application of Starch & Sizing, So food stuffs won't stick when thrown!!
theSam!!
still on a Sugar rush when thePastryChef!! finished frosting theMiniCupCakes!! and briefly turned her back to answer her cellPhone, leaving the last 3 cups of frosting UnGuarded!!
theSam!!
Playing his Piano-Today!! so that you won't stop drinking-Tomorrow!!
(ibid on theViolin & Guitar)
theSam!!
still not speaking to hot Adia after she kept eating more "clean" leftovers than him!!
"and drinking more leftOver "clean" liquor too!!"
oh!!
luvs,
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, alaska
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