I Flopped!!
This Message Is Brought To YOU by theSam!!
whom is out of Shape even for an VillageOfficer
theSam!!
whom is so advanced in Village!! vocabulary,
that just to say “Sam!!” is to immediately know of all things Village!!
theSam!!
when being Himself just isn’t Enuf!!
he’ll be somebody else....
theSam!!
who’s so advanced in learning GuitarChords, that his Minor 7 and Minor 8 hand positions really DO require an extra hand just to hold theDamn!! strings down,
*sigh*
now to only get theFoot!! or at least an big toe to strum softly without breaking another set of strings.
theSam!!
whom is so adamant about all his Village Minors, that when learning to play Advanced
Guitar Chords,
he insisted on writing to theMusic Book publishers DEMANDING to know why theMinor chords were Suspended and just how much of their sentences were actually to be spent behind bars and in custody!!
...............still no word from theMusic Book publishers as of late.
And just what theHeck!! does the Suspended 2nd, Suspended 3rd mean anyway!?
theSam!!
As Simple or as InDepth as he wants to be!!
and lately, he’s just SIMPLE.
if not in Trouble!!
theSam!!
still staring in fascination at theGuitar fretboard Illustrations and smiling quietly to himself.
Cos those 5 Horizontal lines / one above another and those 6 Vertical lines / one beside another closely resemble theBars!! on theHoldingCell door,
now, just picture those two red dots evenly spaced apart, say, for the A7 Chord illustration
Upon the4th and 2nd string in 2nd FretSpace as two Villager’s hands!!
Grasping at theBars, wanting to get out!!
a Villager!! crying,
pleading,
begging.....
tee hee hee hee!!
ya know, I think I love this VPSO job just a leettlle toooo much!!
theSam!!
whom is apparently experiencing “Cabin Fever” and theSnow for Fall 2007 hasn’t even come down theMountains next to Anchorage!!
Apparently “someone” that everyone knows, needs a 3rd job!!
(Editors Note: "or at least someone take away his Internet!!"
Chelle C. Stalker!!, and oft-times, theSam!! stalker,)
theSam!!
for whom thePhrase, now heard on an rock station radio
“ooooooo What You do to meeee,
what yoouu ddoo ttooo mmeeee.....”
isn’t just a song!!
It was uttered to him countless times out in theVillage!! by several Villagers over the years.
But theSam!! was just too preoccupied to put thePhrase to music and some Plain White T went and wrote a groovin’ song!!
theSam!!
for whom Indigo used to be an favorite Drawing Ink color back in high school Art Class, but now theVillagers!! all say to him,
“Indigo!!,
Indigo home”
and theSam!! has to correct everyone by emphatically stating that he’s an Native American (wooWoowoo!!) and not an East Indian (Dot on Forehead),
theSam!!
thought he’d share some Emails pinging around theVPSO list server boards that some Officers subscribe to and even contribute har har har heartily to!!
When theSam!! first joined up on theCop list servers forums boards and other related forums,
he found out that people took him more seriously when he used an more Credible Nickname than
the “TazedOne!!”, or “OiC” (an play on OC spray and I see!!, oh, I see!!)
Although some female Officer and Villager posters to various threads just called him “Oink!!” (for obvious reasons) and theSam!! had to lay off theForums posting until he came up with a much Snazzier Nickname to call himself,
For obvious reasons the phrases or descriptions, “heyShhtHead!!”, or “YellowLetters&BrownPants!!” just didn’t have that certain “Ring” to it,
although those were apt descriptions of theSam!! when he was dressed up in theBrown colors of theVPSO uniform.
And the play on words that some Villagers!! used, about various Officers, to include theSam!!,
and everyone gossiping and speculating about being so scared of Domestic Calls / DVE’s and Gun Calls / GC’s and theOfficers being so scared they wet pants and soiled themselves too weren’t far from truth, at least hypothetical. After all, we Officers are human.
See, when you go into such terrifying circumstances and think that you are prepared for what you might see or do, that afterwards, when the circumstances hit you,
You do get terrified (then) and reflect upon the danger you were in.
Trust theSam!! when he says, that he knows what bullet trails look like after theBullet leaves theRifle,
It’s like a laser, an angry red and orange line with heat-wave spoilers and refraction all around,
even the thought of having done Violence to other humans is sickening,
It never feels good to hurt someone else physically,
and yet to walk into an DVE situation and the smell of blood, urine, feces, vomit is present and above all else is theSmell of FEAR. Anyway,
So, theSam!! tried to forum chat / post under theMonikor “Veep”, but that somehow sounded, shall we say, TOO corporate or too VicePresidental,
theSam!! tried using “ASP!!” but another Officer already had thatNick!! and another VPSO already used “WinChester” as a nick.
For you ImpactWeapons users and fans, theBrand name of winchester is popular in LEO circles because those Tool makers produce ImpactWeapons that are 1/4” steel on up to 1/2” steel.
When you get hit by anWinnie Brand name ImpactWeapon / Baton, It’s 3 or 4 hollow tube within a tube within a tube within a tube, but since theSteel is 1/4 to 1/2” thick, theBlow is heavier, more Force.
theSam!! finally settled down on just using a tried and true Nick that no one else in theYVCInc (doh!!) Region ever used before (or Since!!)
“theSchnozz!!”
As theSam!! has theDistinct advantage of having an rather unsightly Lakota Schnozz!! or Beak upon his Visage, that was an apt description for theManInBrown!! to use when posting in various forums on theInnerNet!!
d:oP
So, without further ado about something that’s quite frankly, less than Nothing.
YVCInc (doh!!) presents this Next Epic VillageTale entitled:
i FLOP!!
theIdea behind the I Flop name being that, since this is theInnerNet!!
and you can use just about any Nickname or Moniker that suits your personality and your soul, your lifestyle when posting Online,
theYVCInc (doh!!) IT / infoTech support decided to name their Forums and List servs, their various InnerNet sites after what usually happens in Real Life!!,
and that is, Most people, whether it’s working class stiffs or else just homeless inebriate transients, etc,
People like to look for places to “Flop”, to hang out at, to just Chill and be themselves!!
I mean, if it works for most homeless at BigCity Libraries and Museums, and some Bars & Lounges then it oughtta work right here in CyberSpace!!
So, theConcept!! of theI-Flop!! was born and it took off running like an Inebriate with a pocket full of weed and an arm full of Imported Alcohol running from theVPSO - albeit, in a manner of speaking.
We’ll skip theHistory!! lessons for theOutHouse!!, theTribalHall!!, theCookingPot!!, theCoke&Pot!! and heck!!, even theBelly-Pot!!,
all the other WebSites that YVCInc (doh!!) named and created for it’s members to visit and post “Insider” stuff too, to Post messages about their respective VillageSafetyOfficers happenings and such,
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This information is being shared through the iFLOP!!Share
ListServs courtesy of theYourVillageCalled (doh!! / Dept of Health!!) Regional VillageInnerNet Project.
To use iFLOPShare, IWillNotShare, and theYouth oriented sites, WhoCares!? and SoWhat!?, just send your emailtoWhyGod.WhyMe.WhyNow!? @ YVCInc(doh!!) courtesy of YourVillageCalled, or just visit the website:
http://www.AlaskaVillageTales.Blogspot.com/, and see theMadness with your own eyes!!
You may then REPLY, RESPOND, even DEFENDANT!! to this email by pressing your REPLY, your EMAIL, your Shirt or even your Belly!! button.
If you have any questions or problems: mail to YVCInc (doh!!) and wait, and wait, and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait.........................................For an Response!!
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This Indigest(ion) contains the following Incredulous messages:
1. Mourning Band policies.
by: David “DeathMetal“ Starenz, theLeading RegionalVPSO for YVCInc!!,
Who’s also Not only an Ordained Chaplain!! but theVillageKidz!! actually call him “Father” for REALZ!!,
(and Dad, Pops, Daddy, OldMan!!, MoneyBags, oldGrump!!, heyYouShhtHead!! and so on)
From: DeathMetal Dave!!
Subject: Mourning Band policies
I am looking for some examples of MourningBand policies that also need to include a uniform way for civilian (meaning Village!!) personnel to participate in theMourning period.
I mean, not since mr simmerman of years ago and a few other "retired and ended up dying via accidents, etc" has any VPSO been lost in uniform and On duty.
But some scheming Villagers that take morbid interest in seeing us Officers in Brown head off into danger,
Lately I've been seeing many Villagers wearing black arm bands, and I ask, what Police officer or for whom do you mourn today!?
And everyone (as of late) cites theSam!! and his leaving theVillage!! well over 2.5yrs ago,
They speculate that his career went teeets up ages ago, but not so!!
Anyway, I'm just asking, just submitting to this silly servList, else, we Lose It!! if we don't use it.
Many thanks, (and ArmCranks!!, when Arresting!!, VPSO’s kick ass dudes!!)
Dave “DeathMetal”
oh... and one more thing.
Lately I been listening to LawrenceWhelp!!, DannyOsmund and anything by Gershhwin,
What is it with everyone thinking that I’m a DeathHead and want to kill myself!?
Are you kidding me!?, I look hideous enough in theStupid VPSO brown uniforms, although, wearing Black uniforms would be great,
Hides Bloodstains better if you ask me!!
It’s just a nick!!, please, throw me a bone here,
I’m stuck out in this GodForsaken Village!!, work with me people!!
k. bye.
xoxo Dave “DM”
Gershhwin is God!! and if you don’t CowBell-You Suck!!
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This information transmitted is intended only for the person(s / ality / alities!! or theSam!!) or entity(ies / theSam!!) to which it is Email addressed and may contain Confidential and/or Privileged material.
Any view, rewind, review, rewind, viewAgain, reView, reWindAgain,
Any transmition, retransmission, Semen-ation!!, dissemination, or other use of, or taking of any action in reliance upon, (HA!!, as if anyone ever heeds anyone else’s advice!!) this information by person (s / ality / alities!! or theSam!!) or entity (ies / theSam!!) other than the intended recipient is Strictly prohibibabited!!
If you received this in error, please contact theSender!! by Spamming him / her and delete this material from any computer, laptop, pda, iNano / iNono / iSaidStopp!! / iSaidToStoppNowDamnIt!! Sam!!, and any CD, CDR, DVD or even HPVD!! that you may have.
Email correspondence to and from this address may be subject to theYVCInc (doh!!) written and Re rererereRerevised Revision of theRevised Vised Vis a vis Revised reVision of their Written and now In Writing!!,
Village PublicRecords Ordinance SoonToBe law and may be disclosed to third, 4th, Tok, Booze and even to Bachelor and / or Bachelorette!!, and even to Drinking parties
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2. Off Duty Employment / Part time with another Tribal agency
by: Stan “theMan!! Leyy, theRegion’s most UnderWorked and OverPaid Officer!!, Just don’t tell Adminz that!!, please!!,
(Editorz Note!! "and by far theSoftest and cushiest too!!..............
What?!", Chellesea Stalker, correspondent and part-time Lizbo!!)
Stan “theMan!!” whom is actually an cute As a Button AlaskanNativeChick!! turned VPSO just so she could sexually harass herself!! because theFormer VPSO in her Village!! at that time was doing very poorly at even saying “hi” to her much less SH her!!, and besides, people take her more seriously when they think that they’re corresponding to an “male” VPSO,
and it took 6 weeks for her to type this btw!!, what with her 4” FrenchTips and finely Buffed fingerTips with theEmeryBoard, so much so that theState!! is still demanding adequate FingerPrint cards from her because she buffed all theLoops and Whorls off her fingers!!, and Officer Mann, like,
Could be an Axe murderer or an Alaskan GreenParty member for all we know!!
(EditorsNote!!, "she IS, she IS!!, she tore me last time I visited her Village!!, she IS an greenParty member!! Whad theHell you think I was gonna say!?" Chelle C. Stalker, newsReporter and part time GP member)
As for Mz Stanns “underWorked and OverPaid“ claim, she really IS underWorked and we at YVCInc think that this phenomenon has to do with her Long, Razor sharp Claws she wears!!
No one wants to go near her when she‘s bitching about waking up 2 hrs early just to wash her face, much less apply her Makeup!!,
theYVCInc!! claims Dept is still reeling after she went ballistic when she discovered that an headHair was Out of Place!! and not appropriately tucked in her UPDO,
but stuck out oddly from under her VPSO cap and no less than 2 dozen Villagers were critically injured in theRage induced mellee.
From: Stann “theMann!!” (she with theHighest Sperm Count in theVillage!!)
Subject: Off Duty Employment / Part time with another Village!! / Tribal funded agency.
I am from a smaller 3 1/2 person department in my home Village!!.
We have 3 VPO’s / village police officer’s and I’m the “1/2” person because I only stand just a tad under 5’ tall, but at least I’m ranking Officer!! woo hooo!!
Uhmm. Like. I'm trying to find out like, uhmm. from other departments what your police are and what your personal feeling is in refernce to off duty (and ON someone Else!!) uhmmm “employment“.
Right now my VillageChief!! (who’s also an Uncle of mine) will not allow any of theVPO’s, the other officers to work part time for other law enforcement agencies in some smaller Villages close by (they don‘t have any VPO‘s or VPSO‘s presently amonghst them).
Uncle.... erhh....
Uhmm , theChief!!, he like, hee believes theVillage!! would have tissues with other Villages around us thinking that we have "deep pockets" where if we are sueed while Off duty for OUR Village and then in another nearby village Agency helping them, they could attempt to sue this Village!! as well, where I‘m currently VSOP!!
*hiccup!!* ‘scuse me...”
So please give me information you have. I will be greatly appreciate it, so much so that when you visit me in theVillage!! I’ll discount your LapDances and make sure that I serve you Drinks from theGoodStuff!!, all theBottles that I confiscated from the stupid BootLeggers tee hee hee,
XXXoXXXoXXXo!!
Officer Stannz “theMan!!”
Just don’t stand behind me too long, or else pay me before you grab my hips and bend me over!!
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This information transmitted is intended only for the person(s / ality / alities!! or theSam!!) or entity(ies / theSam!!) to which it is Email addressed and may contain Confidential and/or Privileged material.
Any view, rewind, review, rewind, viewAgain, reView, reWindAgain,
Any transmition, retransmission, Semen-ation!!, dissemination, or other use of, or taking of any action in reliance upon, (HA!!, as if anyone ever heeds anyone else’s advice!!) this information by person (s / ality / alities!! or theSam!!) or entity (ies / theSam!!) other than the intended recipient is Strictly prohibibabited!!
If you received this in error, please contact theSender!! by Spamming him / her and delete this material from any computer, laptop, pda, iNano / iNono / iSaidStopp!! / iSaidToStoppNowDamnIt!! Sam!!, and any CD, CDR, DVD or even HPVD!! that you may have.
Email correspondence to and from this address may be subject to theYVCInc (doh!!) written and Re rererereRerevised Revision of theRevised Vised Vis a vis Revised reVision of their Written and now In Writing!!,
Village PublicRecords Ordinance SoonToBe law and may be disclosed to third, 4th, Tok, Booze and even to Bachelor and / or Bachelorette!!, and even to Drinking parties
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3. By: VPSO Garre “In The” Cloudd
Re: 2. Off Duty Employment / Part time with another Tribal agency
By: Stan “theMan!! Leyy, theRegion’s most UnderWorked and OverPaid Officer!!, Just don’t tell Adminz that!!, please!!,
(Editorz Note!! "and by far theSoftest and cushiest too!!..............
What?!", Chellesea Stalker, correspondent and part-time Lizbo!!)
Stan “theMan!!” whom is actually an cute As a Button AlaskanNativeChick!! turned VPSO just so she could sexually harass herself!! because theFormer VPSO in her Village!! at that time was doing very poorly at even saying “hi” to her much less SH her!!, and besides, people take her more seriously when they think that they’re corresponding to an “male” VPSO,
and it took 6 weeks for her to type this btw!!, what with her 4” FrenchTips and finely Buffed fingerTips with theEmeryBoard, so much so that theState!! is still demanding adequate FingerPrint cards from her because she buffed all theLoops and Whorls off her fingers!!, and Officer Mann, like,
Could be an Axe murderer or an Alaskan GreenParty member for all we know!!
(EditorsNote!!, "she IS, she IS!!, she tore me last time I visited her Village!!, she IS an greenParty member!! Whad theHell you think I was gonna say!?" Chelle C. Stalker, newsReporter and part time GP member)
As for Mz Stanns “underWorked and OverPaid“ claim, she really IS underWorked and we at YVCInc think that this phenomenon has to do with her Long, Razor sharp Claws she wears!!
No one wants to go near her when she‘s bitching about waking up 2 hrs early just to wash her face, much less apply her Makeup!!,
theYVCInc!! claims Dept is still reeling after she went ballistic when she discovered that an headHair was Out of Place!! and not appropriately tucked in her UPDO, but stuck out oddly from under her VPSO cap and no less than 2 dozen Villagers were critically injured in theRage induced mellee.
From: Stann “theMann!!” (she with theHighest Sperm Count in theVillage!!)
Subject: Off Duty Employment / Part time with another Village!! / Tribal funded agency.
I am from a smaller 3 1/2 person department in my home Village!!. We have 3 VPO’s / village police officer’s and I’m the “1/2” person because I only stand just a tad under 5’ tall, but at least I’m ranking Officer!! woo hooo!!
Uhmm. Like. I'm trying to find out like, uhmm. from other departments what your police are and what your personal feeling is in refernce to off duty (and ON someone Else!!) uhmmm “employment“.
Right now my VillageChief!! (who’s also an Uncle of mine) will not allow any of theVPO’s, the other officers to work part time for other law enforcement agencies in some smaller Villages close by (they don‘t have any VPO‘s or VPSO‘s presently amonghst them).
Uncle.... erhh....
Uhmm , theChief!!, he like, hee believes theVillage!! would have tissues with other Villages around us thinking that we have "deep pockets" where if we are sueed while Off duty for OUR Village and then in another nearby village Agency helping them, they could attempt to sue this Village!! as well, where I‘m currently VSOP!!
*hiccup!!*. ‘scuse me...”
So please give me information you have. I will be greatly appreciate it, so much so that when you visit me in theVillage!! I’ll discount your LapDances and make sure that I serve you Drinks from theGoodStuff!!, all theBottles that I confiscated from the stupid BootLeggers tee hee hee,
XXXoXXXoXXXo!!
Officer Stannz “theMan!!”,
Just don’t stand behind me too long, or else pay me before you grab my hips and bend me over!!
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This information transmitted is intended only for the person(s / ality / alities!! or theSam!!) or entity(ies / theSam!!) to which it is Email addressed and may contain Confidential and/or Privileged material.
Any view, rewind, review, rewind, viewAgain, reView, reWindAgain,
Any transmition, retransmission, Semen-ation!!, dissemination, or other use of, or taking of any action in reliance upon, (HA!!, as if anyone ever heeds anyone else’s advice!!) this information by person (s / ality / alities!! or theSam!!) or entity (ies / theSam!!) other than the intended recipient is Strictly prohibibabited!!
If you received this in error, please contact theSender!! by Spamming him / her and delete this material from any computer, laptop, pda, iNano / iNono / iSaidStopp!! / iSaidToStoppNowDamnIt!! Sam!!, and any CD, CDR, DVD or even HPVD!! that you may have.
Email correspondence to and from this address may be subject to theYVCInc (doh!!) written and Re rererereRerevised Revision of theRevised Vised Vis a vis Revised reVision of their Written and now In Writing!!,
Village PublicRecords Ordinance SoonToBe law and may be disclosed to third, 4th, Tok, Booze and even to Bachelor and / or Bachelorette!!, and even to Drinking parties
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By: VPSO Garre “In The” Cloudd
I was an 2nd Lieutenant in theInner City PoPo, which, to you Honkies and Skinz!! that meant I had to go and fought my way through many City council Meetin’z, Many school Greetinz and even had to endorse a few “driveBy’s” upon ,
Get this damnit!!, Upon MY OWN HOUSE!! and I also had to jump through flaming hoops just to ASK!!, much less even get permission to work a second. seconda..
To work in another employmint feeld with a smaller agency, But befoe I answer you beetches
I‘mma shout out right now to that “smaller agency, the 5th Street Dragonnz yo!!
marky, Grooves!!, JueWanna!! what up coz!!
Shaleese!! Sorry baby about resting you even after I left theCity decades ago and did a short visit back to theHood to see my Homeys and sheet!!
Sorry baby, old habits die hard, I thought that theHood was tuff, and sheet,
Woman, if you thank yo so tuff, Standen in Welfar lines and feeling out forrms,
Baby, you should hop on a Skid!! (one of them Arctic Kat sno Goes!! (am I spellin at were rite?!)
and be going on all out in theCold and looking for one of dem crazy Natives who be gettin lost up here
Sorry for huggins you babe and then clippin yo Butt pockets and ankles for Weed and sheet!!
baby, since you all grown up and even with 4kids yo Ass fine mama.,
Oh...
damn, Now I bee writin’ and sheet like dat goofy Officer 200miles up River.
he’s crazy baby, C R A Z Z Z E E E E!!!
he... LOL.... get this baby,
he goes out in -30 F wetha in jeans, t-shirt and he shaved his head bald!!
he’s either really tough or he’s got short circuit to his Cold tolerance.
I’d no babe, he scares me, Maybe we should induct him into the5th Street dragonnz,
Give him an Honorary position or sompin’,
Oh.. wait, Better finish my ShoutOut!!
Hey pablo!!
or Weblo, or You Blow,
What ever theHell yo name waz Cuz!!, I steel thank yo Dad waz Meskin coz!!
Whadd AApp!!
Bro!, You ouutta prison yet!?
Be glad they didnt’ sent yor ass up HERE in alaska to freeze brotha!!
But then again,
you’s an odd brotha, not Hung like us regulars!!, so it wouldn’t have made much diff anyway one way or another. Cold wouldn’t bother your... wouldn’t make you suck up into.... wouldn...
But then again, since yo dad waz aMeskin, you always did eet theRankest tacos in theHood like nothin’ else!!
Anyway,
Ummm...
So I’m a saying to that one Go-Juss Native Chick!! down River that wants to know.
That long ago, bayfo I came up heh to Aska, I was 1st Lootenant in thePoPo and had to fight all kinds o peeps just to do my PoPo job, And if I got anythang ta say, is “Kick ‘em in theAss Sista!!”
Whad I’mma say mext. I hate to say cos then I sound “white!!” and ya’ll know, BC!! or Brotha Cloudd don’ like be talkin’ like some white chump!!
*ahhemm*..........
There are very specific Village rules, ordinances and regulations strictly endorsed, managed by and governed in accordance with theMARs rules
(which as everyone knows, is where those stupid rules came from that basically govern various Alaska village Councils, seated politics and other politicos oriented and minded career routed suits!!)
as it, or They!! port and pertain to Trainings, base certifications and those smarmy quest qualifications when working part time for (or even talking to!!) other police and / or other Village-based agencies.
*breathes deep*.....
Oh Mann babe, seeing yo perty face nex time betta be worth it ansering yous like I got a can of OC up my Nose!! honayChildz.
*ahem!!*
It is addressed in theFromMARs!! rules as many and all (duh!!) smaller Village and Regional endorsed agencies and sub affiliates need only use for part time Non regioned (meaning YVCInc!!) officers, appellates, inductees or service members in employ.
There fore, each sub regioned and even including YVCInc as a whole
(in order to blanket)
protect the rest of theVillages!! out there that want to act autonomous and feel “independent” of YVCInc!! at the same time STILL relying upon them and...... and....
O sheet woman, I gotta stop talken “White”, I’m gittin sick!! (again)
Darlin’, just do what feels best to yo cute Ass and as that Crazy Indian up river always sez,
Just help thePeople!!, keep their Interests in mind and do your job and all things will work out in the long run if other peeps and Council get pissed, Dissed and trumped!!
K!?
I gotta go and finish my gumbo mash on theStove officer Leyy,
I gotta weerd feeling Immo need sompin hot in my stomach,
like sum Villager gonna need me to go lookin for dare sorry ass later tonight!!
I’ll see yo “Hood” in yo Hood next time leyy!!
VPSO Garre (flying up in the) Cloudd
Ha ha,
Private pilots licensed and all to officially look for Bootleggers and other Hoods out hoppin’ and boppin’ on theTundra,
but no one knows that I’m collecting Wolf pelts each winter!!
hee hee hee!!!
oh sheet......
did I type this and send it?!
oh Lawddy lawdy!!
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OMG!!
I'm Chelle C. Stalker and I've got to interupt this ListService thread before it gets out of hand and FLOPS even more!!
keep it real!! (unlike my "DD" 40" bests!!)
CCS!!
whom is out of Shape even for an VillageOfficer
theSam!!
whom is so advanced in Village!! vocabulary,
that just to say “Sam!!” is to immediately know of all things Village!!
theSam!!
when being Himself just isn’t Enuf!!
he’ll be somebody else....
theSam!!
who’s so advanced in learning GuitarChords, that his Minor 7 and Minor 8 hand positions really DO require an extra hand just to hold theDamn!! strings down,
*sigh*
now to only get theFoot!! or at least an big toe to strum softly without breaking another set of strings.
theSam!!
whom is so adamant about all his Village Minors, that when learning to play Advanced
Guitar Chords,
he insisted on writing to theMusic Book publishers DEMANDING to know why theMinor chords were Suspended and just how much of their sentences were actually to be spent behind bars and in custody!!
...............still no word from theMusic Book publishers as of late.
And just what theHeck!! does the Suspended 2nd, Suspended 3rd mean anyway!?
theSam!!
As Simple or as InDepth as he wants to be!!
and lately, he’s just SIMPLE.
if not in Trouble!!
theSam!!
still staring in fascination at theGuitar fretboard Illustrations and smiling quietly to himself.
Cos those 5 Horizontal lines / one above another and those 6 Vertical lines / one beside another closely resemble theBars!! on theHoldingCell door,
now, just picture those two red dots evenly spaced apart, say, for the A7 Chord illustration
Upon the4th and 2nd string in 2nd FretSpace as two Villager’s hands!!
Grasping at theBars, wanting to get out!!
a Villager!! crying,
pleading,
begging.....
tee hee hee hee!!
ya know, I think I love this VPSO job just a leettlle toooo much!!
theSam!!
whom is apparently experiencing “Cabin Fever” and theSnow for Fall 2007 hasn’t even come down theMountains next to Anchorage!!
Apparently “someone” that everyone knows, needs a 3rd job!!
(Editors Note: "or at least someone take away his Internet!!"
Chelle C. Stalker!!, and oft-times, theSam!! stalker,)
theSam!!
for whom thePhrase, now heard on an rock station radio
“ooooooo What You do to meeee,
what yoouu ddoo ttooo mmeeee.....”
isn’t just a song!!
It was uttered to him countless times out in theVillage!! by several Villagers over the years.
But theSam!! was just too preoccupied to put thePhrase to music and some Plain White T went and wrote a groovin’ song!!
theSam!!
for whom Indigo used to be an favorite Drawing Ink color back in high school Art Class, but now theVillagers!! all say to him,
“Indigo!!,
Indigo home”
and theSam!! has to correct everyone by emphatically stating that he’s an Native American (wooWoowoo!!) and not an East Indian (Dot on Forehead),
theSam!!
thought he’d share some Emails pinging around theVPSO list server boards that some Officers subscribe to and even contribute har har har heartily to!!
When theSam!! first joined up on theCop list servers forums boards and other related forums,
he found out that people took him more seriously when he used an more Credible Nickname than
the “TazedOne!!”, or “OiC” (an play on OC spray and I see!!, oh, I see!!)
Although some female Officer and Villager posters to various threads just called him “Oink!!” (for obvious reasons) and theSam!! had to lay off theForums posting until he came up with a much Snazzier Nickname to call himself,
For obvious reasons the phrases or descriptions, “heyShhtHead!!”, or “YellowLetters&BrownPants!!” just didn’t have that certain “Ring” to it,
although those were apt descriptions of theSam!! when he was dressed up in theBrown colors of theVPSO uniform.
And the play on words that some Villagers!! used, about various Officers, to include theSam!!,
and everyone gossiping and speculating about being so scared of Domestic Calls / DVE’s and Gun Calls / GC’s and theOfficers being so scared they wet pants and soiled themselves too weren’t far from truth, at least hypothetical. After all, we Officers are human.
See, when you go into such terrifying circumstances and think that you are prepared for what you might see or do, that afterwards, when the circumstances hit you,
You do get terrified (then) and reflect upon the danger you were in.
Trust theSam!! when he says, that he knows what bullet trails look like after theBullet leaves theRifle,
It’s like a laser, an angry red and orange line with heat-wave spoilers and refraction all around,
even the thought of having done Violence to other humans is sickening,
It never feels good to hurt someone else physically,
and yet to walk into an DVE situation and the smell of blood, urine, feces, vomit is present and above all else is theSmell of FEAR. Anyway,
So, theSam!! tried to forum chat / post under theMonikor “Veep”, but that somehow sounded, shall we say, TOO corporate or too VicePresidental,
theSam!! tried using “ASP!!” but another Officer already had thatNick!! and another VPSO already used “WinChester” as a nick.
For you ImpactWeapons users and fans, theBrand name of winchester is popular in LEO circles because those Tool makers produce ImpactWeapons that are 1/4” steel on up to 1/2” steel.
When you get hit by anWinnie Brand name ImpactWeapon / Baton, It’s 3 or 4 hollow tube within a tube within a tube within a tube, but since theSteel is 1/4 to 1/2” thick, theBlow is heavier, more Force.
theSam!! finally settled down on just using a tried and true Nick that no one else in theYVCInc (doh!!) Region ever used before (or Since!!)
“theSchnozz!!”
As theSam!! has theDistinct advantage of having an rather unsightly Lakota Schnozz!! or Beak upon his Visage, that was an apt description for theManInBrown!! to use when posting in various forums on theInnerNet!!
d:oP
So, without further ado about something that’s quite frankly, less than Nothing.
YVCInc (doh!!) presents this Next Epic VillageTale entitled:
i FLOP!!
theIdea behind the I Flop name being that, since this is theInnerNet!!
and you can use just about any Nickname or Moniker that suits your personality and your soul, your lifestyle when posting Online,
theYVCInc (doh!!) IT / infoTech support decided to name their Forums and List servs, their various InnerNet sites after what usually happens in Real Life!!,
and that is, Most people, whether it’s working class stiffs or else just homeless inebriate transients, etc,
People like to look for places to “Flop”, to hang out at, to just Chill and be themselves!!
I mean, if it works for most homeless at BigCity Libraries and Museums, and some Bars & Lounges then it oughtta work right here in CyberSpace!!
So, theConcept!! of theI-Flop!! was born and it took off running like an Inebriate with a pocket full of weed and an arm full of Imported Alcohol running from theVPSO - albeit, in a manner of speaking.
We’ll skip theHistory!! lessons for theOutHouse!!, theTribalHall!!, theCookingPot!!, theCoke&Pot!! and heck!!, even theBelly-Pot!!,
all the other WebSites that YVCInc (doh!!) named and created for it’s members to visit and post “Insider” stuff too, to Post messages about their respective VillageSafetyOfficers happenings and such,
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This information is being shared through the iFLOP!!Share
ListServs courtesy of theYourVillageCalled (doh!! / Dept of Health!!) Regional VillageInnerNet Project.
To use iFLOPShare, IWillNotShare, and theYouth oriented sites, WhoCares!? and SoWhat!?, just send your emailtoWhyGod.WhyMe.WhyNow!? @ YVCInc(doh!!) courtesy of YourVillageCalled, or just visit the website:
http://www.AlaskaVillageTales.Blogspot.com/, and see theMadness with your own eyes!!
You may then REPLY, RESPOND, even DEFENDANT!! to this email by pressing your REPLY, your EMAIL, your Shirt or even your Belly!! button.
If you have any questions or problems: mail to YVCInc (doh!!) and wait, and wait, and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait.........................................For an Response!!
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This Indigest(ion) contains the following Incredulous messages:
1. Mourning Band policies.
by: David “DeathMetal“ Starenz, theLeading RegionalVPSO for YVCInc!!,
Who’s also Not only an Ordained Chaplain!! but theVillageKidz!! actually call him “Father” for REALZ!!,
(and Dad, Pops, Daddy, OldMan!!, MoneyBags, oldGrump!!, heyYouShhtHead!! and so on)
From: DeathMetal Dave!!
Subject: Mourning Band policies
I am looking for some examples of MourningBand policies that also need to include a uniform way for civilian (meaning Village!!) personnel to participate in theMourning period.
I mean, not since mr simmerman of years ago and a few other "retired and ended up dying via accidents, etc" has any VPSO been lost in uniform and On duty.
But some scheming Villagers that take morbid interest in seeing us Officers in Brown head off into danger,
Lately I've been seeing many Villagers wearing black arm bands, and I ask, what Police officer or for whom do you mourn today!?
And everyone (as of late) cites theSam!! and his leaving theVillage!! well over 2.5yrs ago,
They speculate that his career went teeets up ages ago, but not so!!
Anyway, I'm just asking, just submitting to this silly servList, else, we Lose It!! if we don't use it.
Many thanks, (and ArmCranks!!, when Arresting!!, VPSO’s kick ass dudes!!)
Dave “DeathMetal”
oh... and one more thing.
Lately I been listening to LawrenceWhelp!!, DannyOsmund and anything by Gershhwin,
What is it with everyone thinking that I’m a DeathHead and want to kill myself!?
Are you kidding me!?, I look hideous enough in theStupid VPSO brown uniforms, although, wearing Black uniforms would be great,
Hides Bloodstains better if you ask me!!
It’s just a nick!!, please, throw me a bone here,
I’m stuck out in this GodForsaken Village!!, work with me people!!
k. bye.
xoxo Dave “DM”
Gershhwin is God!! and if you don’t CowBell-You Suck!!
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This information transmitted is intended only for the person(s / ality / alities!! or theSam!!) or entity(ies / theSam!!) to which it is Email addressed and may contain Confidential and/or Privileged material.
Any view, rewind, review, rewind, viewAgain, reView, reWindAgain,
Any transmition, retransmission, Semen-ation!!, dissemination, or other use of, or taking of any action in reliance upon, (HA!!, as if anyone ever heeds anyone else’s advice!!) this information by person (s / ality / alities!! or theSam!!) or entity (ies / theSam!!) other than the intended recipient is Strictly prohibibabited!!
If you received this in error, please contact theSender!! by Spamming him / her and delete this material from any computer, laptop, pda, iNano / iNono / iSaidStopp!! / iSaidToStoppNowDamnIt!! Sam!!, and any CD, CDR, DVD or even HPVD!! that you may have.
Email correspondence to and from this address may be subject to theYVCInc (doh!!) written and Re rererereRerevised Revision of theRevised Vised Vis a vis Revised reVision of their Written and now In Writing!!,
Village PublicRecords Ordinance SoonToBe law and may be disclosed to third, 4th, Tok, Booze and even to Bachelor and / or Bachelorette!!, and even to Drinking parties
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2. Off Duty Employment / Part time with another Tribal agency
by: Stan “theMan!! Leyy, theRegion’s most UnderWorked and OverPaid Officer!!, Just don’t tell Adminz that!!, please!!,
(Editorz Note!! "and by far theSoftest and cushiest too!!..............
What?!", Chellesea Stalker, correspondent and part-time Lizbo!!)
Stan “theMan!!” whom is actually an cute As a Button AlaskanNativeChick!! turned VPSO just so she could sexually harass herself!! because theFormer VPSO in her Village!! at that time was doing very poorly at even saying “hi” to her much less SH her!!, and besides, people take her more seriously when they think that they’re corresponding to an “male” VPSO,
and it took 6 weeks for her to type this btw!!, what with her 4” FrenchTips and finely Buffed fingerTips with theEmeryBoard, so much so that theState!! is still demanding adequate FingerPrint cards from her because she buffed all theLoops and Whorls off her fingers!!, and Officer Mann, like,
Could be an Axe murderer or an Alaskan GreenParty member for all we know!!
(EditorsNote!!, "she IS, she IS!!, she tore me last time I visited her Village!!, she IS an greenParty member!! Whad theHell you think I was gonna say!?" Chelle C. Stalker, newsReporter and part time GP member)
As for Mz Stanns “underWorked and OverPaid“ claim, she really IS underWorked and we at YVCInc think that this phenomenon has to do with her Long, Razor sharp Claws she wears!!
No one wants to go near her when she‘s bitching about waking up 2 hrs early just to wash her face, much less apply her Makeup!!,
theYVCInc!! claims Dept is still reeling after she went ballistic when she discovered that an headHair was Out of Place!! and not appropriately tucked in her UPDO,
but stuck out oddly from under her VPSO cap and no less than 2 dozen Villagers were critically injured in theRage induced mellee.
From: Stann “theMann!!” (she with theHighest Sperm Count in theVillage!!)
Subject: Off Duty Employment / Part time with another Village!! / Tribal funded agency.
I am from a smaller 3 1/2 person department in my home Village!!.
We have 3 VPO’s / village police officer’s and I’m the “1/2” person because I only stand just a tad under 5’ tall, but at least I’m ranking Officer!! woo hooo!!
Uhmm. Like. I'm trying to find out like, uhmm. from other departments what your police are and what your personal feeling is in refernce to off duty (and ON someone Else!!) uhmmm “employment“.
Right now my VillageChief!! (who’s also an Uncle of mine) will not allow any of theVPO’s, the other officers to work part time for other law enforcement agencies in some smaller Villages close by (they don‘t have any VPO‘s or VPSO‘s presently amonghst them).
Uncle.... erhh....
Uhmm , theChief!!, he like, hee believes theVillage!! would have tissues with other Villages around us thinking that we have "deep pockets" where if we are sueed while Off duty for OUR Village and then in another nearby village Agency helping them, they could attempt to sue this Village!! as well, where I‘m currently VSOP!!
*hiccup!!* ‘scuse me...”
So please give me information you have. I will be greatly appreciate it, so much so that when you visit me in theVillage!! I’ll discount your LapDances and make sure that I serve you Drinks from theGoodStuff!!, all theBottles that I confiscated from the stupid BootLeggers tee hee hee,
XXXoXXXoXXXo!!
Officer Stannz “theMan!!”
Just don’t stand behind me too long, or else pay me before you grab my hips and bend me over!!
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This information transmitted is intended only for the person(s / ality / alities!! or theSam!!) or entity(ies / theSam!!) to which it is Email addressed and may contain Confidential and/or Privileged material.
Any view, rewind, review, rewind, viewAgain, reView, reWindAgain,
Any transmition, retransmission, Semen-ation!!, dissemination, or other use of, or taking of any action in reliance upon, (HA!!, as if anyone ever heeds anyone else’s advice!!) this information by person (s / ality / alities!! or theSam!!) or entity (ies / theSam!!) other than the intended recipient is Strictly prohibibabited!!
If you received this in error, please contact theSender!! by Spamming him / her and delete this material from any computer, laptop, pda, iNano / iNono / iSaidStopp!! / iSaidToStoppNowDamnIt!! Sam!!, and any CD, CDR, DVD or even HPVD!! that you may have.
Email correspondence to and from this address may be subject to theYVCInc (doh!!) written and Re rererereRerevised Revision of theRevised Vised Vis a vis Revised reVision of their Written and now In Writing!!,
Village PublicRecords Ordinance SoonToBe law and may be disclosed to third, 4th, Tok, Booze and even to Bachelor and / or Bachelorette!!, and even to Drinking parties
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3. By: VPSO Garre “In The” Cloudd
Re: 2. Off Duty Employment / Part time with another Tribal agency
By: Stan “theMan!! Leyy, theRegion’s most UnderWorked and OverPaid Officer!!, Just don’t tell Adminz that!!, please!!,
(Editorz Note!! "and by far theSoftest and cushiest too!!..............
What?!", Chellesea Stalker, correspondent and part-time Lizbo!!)
Stan “theMan!!” whom is actually an cute As a Button AlaskanNativeChick!! turned VPSO just so she could sexually harass herself!! because theFormer VPSO in her Village!! at that time was doing very poorly at even saying “hi” to her much less SH her!!, and besides, people take her more seriously when they think that they’re corresponding to an “male” VPSO,
and it took 6 weeks for her to type this btw!!, what with her 4” FrenchTips and finely Buffed fingerTips with theEmeryBoard, so much so that theState!! is still demanding adequate FingerPrint cards from her because she buffed all theLoops and Whorls off her fingers!!, and Officer Mann, like,
Could be an Axe murderer or an Alaskan GreenParty member for all we know!!
(EditorsNote!!, "she IS, she IS!!, she tore me last time I visited her Village!!, she IS an greenParty member!! Whad theHell you think I was gonna say!?" Chelle C. Stalker, newsReporter and part time GP member)
As for Mz Stanns “underWorked and OverPaid“ claim, she really IS underWorked and we at YVCInc think that this phenomenon has to do with her Long, Razor sharp Claws she wears!!
No one wants to go near her when she‘s bitching about waking up 2 hrs early just to wash her face, much less apply her Makeup!!,
theYVCInc!! claims Dept is still reeling after she went ballistic when she discovered that an headHair was Out of Place!! and not appropriately tucked in her UPDO, but stuck out oddly from under her VPSO cap and no less than 2 dozen Villagers were critically injured in theRage induced mellee.
From: Stann “theMann!!” (she with theHighest Sperm Count in theVillage!!)
Subject: Off Duty Employment / Part time with another Village!! / Tribal funded agency.
I am from a smaller 3 1/2 person department in my home Village!!. We have 3 VPO’s / village police officer’s and I’m the “1/2” person because I only stand just a tad under 5’ tall, but at least I’m ranking Officer!! woo hooo!!
Uhmm. Like. I'm trying to find out like, uhmm. from other departments what your police are and what your personal feeling is in refernce to off duty (and ON someone Else!!) uhmmm “employment“.
Right now my VillageChief!! (who’s also an Uncle of mine) will not allow any of theVPO’s, the other officers to work part time for other law enforcement agencies in some smaller Villages close by (they don‘t have any VPO‘s or VPSO‘s presently amonghst them).
Uncle.... erhh....
Uhmm , theChief!!, he like, hee believes theVillage!! would have tissues with other Villages around us thinking that we have "deep pockets" where if we are sueed while Off duty for OUR Village and then in another nearby village Agency helping them, they could attempt to sue this Village!! as well, where I‘m currently VSOP!!
*hiccup!!*. ‘scuse me...”
So please give me information you have. I will be greatly appreciate it, so much so that when you visit me in theVillage!! I’ll discount your LapDances and make sure that I serve you Drinks from theGoodStuff!!, all theBottles that I confiscated from the stupid BootLeggers tee hee hee,
XXXoXXXoXXXo!!
Officer Stannz “theMan!!”,
Just don’t stand behind me too long, or else pay me before you grab my hips and bend me over!!
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Any view, rewind, review, rewind, viewAgain, reView, reWindAgain,
Any transmition, retransmission, Semen-ation!!, dissemination, or other use of, or taking of any action in reliance upon, (HA!!, as if anyone ever heeds anyone else’s advice!!) this information by person (s / ality / alities!! or theSam!!) or entity (ies / theSam!!) other than the intended recipient is Strictly prohibibabited!!
If you received this in error, please contact theSender!! by Spamming him / her and delete this material from any computer, laptop, pda, iNano / iNono / iSaidStopp!! / iSaidToStoppNowDamnIt!! Sam!!, and any CD, CDR, DVD or even HPVD!! that you may have.
Email correspondence to and from this address may be subject to theYVCInc (doh!!) written and Re rererereRerevised Revision of theRevised Vised Vis a vis Revised reVision of their Written and now In Writing!!,
Village PublicRecords Ordinance SoonToBe law and may be disclosed to third, 4th, Tok, Booze and even to Bachelor and / or Bachelorette!!, and even to Drinking parties
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By: VPSO Garre “In The” Cloudd
I was an 2nd Lieutenant in theInner City PoPo, which, to you Honkies and Skinz!! that meant I had to go and fought my way through many City council Meetin’z, Many school Greetinz and even had to endorse a few “driveBy’s” upon ,
Get this damnit!!, Upon MY OWN HOUSE!! and I also had to jump through flaming hoops just to ASK!!, much less even get permission to work a second. seconda..
To work in another employmint feeld with a smaller agency, But befoe I answer you beetches
I‘mma shout out right now to that “smaller agency, the 5th Street Dragonnz yo!!
marky, Grooves!!, JueWanna!! what up coz!!
Shaleese!! Sorry baby about resting you even after I left theCity decades ago and did a short visit back to theHood to see my Homeys and sheet!!
Sorry baby, old habits die hard, I thought that theHood was tuff, and sheet,
Woman, if you thank yo so tuff, Standen in Welfar lines and feeling out forrms,
Baby, you should hop on a Skid!! (one of them Arctic Kat sno Goes!! (am I spellin at were rite?!)
and be going on all out in theCold and looking for one of dem crazy Natives who be gettin lost up here
Sorry for huggins you babe and then clippin yo Butt pockets and ankles for Weed and sheet!!
baby, since you all grown up and even with 4kids yo Ass fine mama.,
Oh...
damn, Now I bee writin’ and sheet like dat goofy Officer 200miles up River.
he’s crazy baby, C R A Z Z Z E E E E!!!
he... LOL.... get this baby,
he goes out in -30 F wetha in jeans, t-shirt and he shaved his head bald!!
he’s either really tough or he’s got short circuit to his Cold tolerance.
I’d no babe, he scares me, Maybe we should induct him into the5th Street dragonnz,
Give him an Honorary position or sompin’,
Oh.. wait, Better finish my ShoutOut!!
Hey pablo!!
or Weblo, or You Blow,
What ever theHell yo name waz Cuz!!, I steel thank yo Dad waz Meskin coz!!
Whadd AApp!!
Bro!, You ouutta prison yet!?
Be glad they didnt’ sent yor ass up HERE in alaska to freeze brotha!!
But then again,
you’s an odd brotha, not Hung like us regulars!!, so it wouldn’t have made much diff anyway one way or another. Cold wouldn’t bother your... wouldn’t make you suck up into.... wouldn...
But then again, since yo dad waz aMeskin, you always did eet theRankest tacos in theHood like nothin’ else!!
Anyway,
Ummm...
So I’m a saying to that one Go-Juss Native Chick!! down River that wants to know.
That long ago, bayfo I came up heh to Aska, I was 1st Lootenant in thePoPo and had to fight all kinds o peeps just to do my PoPo job, And if I got anythang ta say, is “Kick ‘em in theAss Sista!!”
Whad I’mma say mext. I hate to say cos then I sound “white!!” and ya’ll know, BC!! or Brotha Cloudd don’ like be talkin’ like some white chump!!
*ahhemm*..........
There are very specific Village rules, ordinances and regulations strictly endorsed, managed by and governed in accordance with theMARs rules
(which as everyone knows, is where those stupid rules came from that basically govern various Alaska village Councils, seated politics and other politicos oriented and minded career routed suits!!)
as it, or They!! port and pertain to Trainings, base certifications and those smarmy quest qualifications when working part time for (or even talking to!!) other police and / or other Village-based agencies.
*breathes deep*.....
Oh Mann babe, seeing yo perty face nex time betta be worth it ansering yous like I got a can of OC up my Nose!! honayChildz.
*ahem!!*
It is addressed in theFromMARs!! rules as many and all (duh!!) smaller Village and Regional endorsed agencies and sub affiliates need only use for part time Non regioned (meaning YVCInc!!) officers, appellates, inductees or service members in employ.
There fore, each sub regioned and even including YVCInc as a whole
(in order to blanket)
protect the rest of theVillages!! out there that want to act autonomous and feel “independent” of YVCInc!! at the same time STILL relying upon them and...... and....
O sheet woman, I gotta stop talken “White”, I’m gittin sick!! (again)
Darlin’, just do what feels best to yo cute Ass and as that Crazy Indian up river always sez,
Just help thePeople!!, keep their Interests in mind and do your job and all things will work out in the long run if other peeps and Council get pissed, Dissed and trumped!!
K!?
I gotta go and finish my gumbo mash on theStove officer Leyy,
I gotta weerd feeling Immo need sompin hot in my stomach,
like sum Villager gonna need me to go lookin for dare sorry ass later tonight!!
I’ll see yo “Hood” in yo Hood next time leyy!!
VPSO Garre (flying up in the) Cloudd
Ha ha,
Private pilots licensed and all to officially look for Bootleggers and other Hoods out hoppin’ and boppin’ on theTundra,
but no one knows that I’m collecting Wolf pelts each winter!!
hee hee hee!!!
oh sheet......
did I type this and send it?!
oh Lawddy lawdy!!
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OMG!!
I'm Chelle C. Stalker and I've got to interupt this ListService thread before it gets out of hand and FLOPS even more!!
keep it real!! (unlike my "DD" 40" bests!!)
CCS!!
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