More Piano Samplings!!

More Pron samplings!!
d:oP
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More Piano Samplings!!

theSam!!
sober this time, honest!!

theSam!!
and wide awake after sleeping all last night and all day too.

theSam!!
now available online in 4 separate Personalities!! and at a dozen forum sites too!!

theSam!!
looking cute On and OFF theBarstool, especially when a VillageChick!! (or an HotServerGirl!!, an cutePizzaDeliveryGal!!, anHotBlondeCop!!)is beating him with one!!

theSam!!
not only reUniting villagers, but also ReIndicting many of them!!

theSam!!
quietly insisting that theVillage!! is indeed, theLastSanctuary!! for Ne'rDoWells, theIllegals and even for Villagers themeselves.

theSam!!
Stopping *Inhales deeply* Abuse and... and *Inhales!!*

*drools*

*Inhales!!*

theSam!!
theResidentEvil!! villageVersion (or at least that's how most villagers treated me)

theSam!!
whom thought that his studious VillageChixxx!! were studying Nucular fission but found out they were dissing Drink recipes.
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theVillageChixxx!!
our RedCarpet debuts are just an nose-breaking Assault away

theVillageChixxx!!
whose necklines & waistlines will make theMost of theSeptember month in their FinalPlunge before Winters CoverUp!!
(at least Outside, inside they'll still wear very little-same as always!!)

theVillageChixxx!!
whom are often so consciencious, their "Open" neon signs use less power than an 75watt light bulb

theVillageChixxx!!
and fat's That!!

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theBlog!!
hundreds of stupid Posts!! (and 3 coHerent ones)

theBlog!!
what have I become?!
even an fisting site has more Respect!!

theBlog!!
Guaranteeing that your Information shared with theAuthor won’t be shared, uh.. 5yrs later!!

theBlog!!
follow theReadingTrendz..... go somewhere else please!!
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thePiano!!
36White Keys, 25Black Keys, 1 toneDeaf Operator!!

thePiano!!
200Tones, 150Rhythms, 200SongBank, 50Etudes, 50ConcertPieces to include recent YooTube heavyMetal condertClip upDates!!

thePiano!!
LeftTrack recording, RightTrack Playback and unlike thePlayer!!, only 2 splitTracks vs thePlayer!!’s multiplePersonalities.
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theVillage!!piano
Check out these Songs from the200 songBank!!

000 My Career Will Go On, (somewhere else in a Village far away, maybe even in theCity!!)theme from hisCareer sunk like theTitanic,

001 Village BarWars!! (with Authentic Darth theHomeInvader breathing sounds!!)

002 Air from LodgeRoom #15 (after cheeseBurritos and Granola w/WarmMilk!!)

003 Sprung!! from Jail!! (theHoldingCell Escape medleys)

004 Brandy’sEasy!! from laTravia Tiara (while wearing an ball gown and a Tiara!!)

005 swim Scene from SwanLake!! (repleat with authentic VillageKidz!! voicings and VPSO lifeGuard chidings)

006 theVillageChick!! BridalMarch from theLoengrin,
(actually she stumbled from thePotsmoke filled car and staggered up theTribalMeetingHall stairs, half spilling out of her Dress!!)

007 we wush yoo a *hiccup!!* we wooh.. you a Mare... kisshhmush.... *hiccup!!* we.....(collapses)

008 Michael Row theBoatAshore!!
(now damnit, Grandma needs it back to travel to Nenana, Michael!! Get your sorry asss over...Michael!!)

009 Greensleeves (and Yellow pant legs!!)

010 Battle Him of theVillage!!

011 I’ve Been Working on the Rail roa..... I’ve been wor....
(ok it’s just an honest thought, If any Villagers did any work I could write this one down)

012 She Wore a Yellow Ribbon!! (and not much else Before-During-and After her Arrest!!)

013 LittleBrownJug!! (always an Village Favorite Aha ha, hee hee hee!!)

014 When villageJohnnie Comes aStaggering Home!!
and many more Songbank songs.

Check out some happy selections from the50 HeavyMetal ConcertPieces!!

000 Fu**in’ Candle in theMotherF***in’ Wind!! (grroowwwlllsss!!)

001 Over theDumbS**t Freakin’ Rainbow!! (now worship satin!!)

002 theDopeA** Moshing Pimpin’ Entertainer!! (stomp those combat boots!!)

003 happy Fu****g Birthday to You, you Bast***!! (chomps head off Kitten)

004 Piano Sonata #5 in Eminor (through theFreakin’ Window Biotch!!)

005 Paine Trauma-iere (and Stat!!)

006 La Fille Our Chevvy Uppa wit Stolenna Gassa (from theVPSO’s truck!! now wave those Lighters dudes!!)

007 Lardo (luv Handles)

008 Sammy’s Posts!! (via AlaskaVillageTales!! yo)

009 FurElise!! (after Elise got Completely waxed and went ballistic from thePain!!)

010 Nocturnus emmissionsus (hummana hummana!!)

011 Bury Your Heart and Wound Your Knees (now get Out of My Fuc**ng house loser!!)

012 GrandJury Testimonete Falso (before theJudge, pre Trial version)

uhmm.. Before I get mad and break something, let’s move on, or Not.

and many other Village favorites too Outlandish to mention.

thePiano!!
here’s an sampling of it’s TouchResponses

1 Are You Awake!?,
2 Black magic marker goes to work!!,
3 Grab theWhippedCream & DogPoop!!
and most everyone’s favorite
4 theDVE / domesticViolenceEvents LoveTaps
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luvs, theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, alaska

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