Sam Fails Hug Test!!
Title:
theSam!! Fails Drug Test
Sponsoring Agency (after donning glasses & wigs)
d:oP, YVCInc (doh!!) / YourVillageCalled Inc / patchAffiliates, / pillAffiliates / VGN - village grape vine,
newsWriter:
Chelle C. Stalker,
Correspondent / Defendant & Plaintiff!!, and now an hopeless Wii addict......
and sometimes DVE victim too but not after she bought an handgun.
Posted;
2007-09-26 12:25:08and 21/16th hundreds of an thousandths!!
Filed Under:
Incoherent, YadaYada, WTF!!, WTH!!, but seriously-What is thisShit!? and huh!?
Place:
HighlandsVillage!!, I'llAskYa (Sept. 26) -
An Village!! Tribal Court Judge placed tighter restrictions on theSam!! on Wednesday after theVPSO Sgt tested positive for Yawning.
d:oQ
Commence writing!!:
theVillageSchtick!! was placed under strict monitoring by an plate of Godiva Fudge after testing positive for a Hug from VillageChick!! "wednesday".
This is just the latest shenaniganz for the one-time "NeverWentBack!!", whose troubles began in April way out in theAlaskanVillage!!
Because of theNegativeTest result, theHighlandsVillage Tribal CourtJudge Henrys Hudsen placed extraordinary special conditions on Schticks!! release,
including but not limited to restricting him to his home Village between an 10 p.m. of theNext day and 6 a.m.previous!! but not to overlap or coincide with any prior day or subsequent following day,
with no!! electronic monitoring and ordering him to submit to random Hug!! testing via an cute Alaskan VillageChick!!
When asked why there was to be no electronics monitoring of theSam!!
theTribalCourtShrug!! replied,
"because this is theVillage!! and there's better things to spend our federal money upon, like,
imbibing and importing!! and besides,
it's summer time and our generator replacement parts are still in transit from Outside (of Alaska), hopefully they'll get here before first snowfall!!"
The Your In!! sample from theOfficerInQuestion was submitted to his probationsOfficer via Sticky-Note that was folded thrice and faxed to his StateTrooperOversite
and submitted by tying around an rock and heaving it through theWindow on Sept. 13th, according to a document by a federal probation officer that was filed under "Relevant" in YVCInc Regional & District Court on Wednesday.
"And at that, only because it (theUnlucky number 13) fell on a Thursday, besides, did you know that theSam!! once wore shirt number 13 during high school basketball!?
"Beak" (because of theLakotaNose!!), who has admitted bank rolling an hot-dog eating operation last summer on Village owned property he rents from in theVillage!!,
in his E-mail to Fax to Blog to SmokeSignal via an Crayon-written feral plea,
is scheduled for Village!! school Chalk-board sentence writing Dec. 10, 2007.
theSam!! is schedluled to write these words.
-I will not buy Best Goods ChickenTenderz from that traveling WhiteGuy and store them in theVillageLodge!! kitchen freezer ever again!!
-Instead I will only eat Local and will gladly pay exhorbant prices!!
I will not buy Best Goods ChickenTenderz from that traveling WhiteGuy and store them in theVillageLodge!! kitchen freezer ever again!!
-Instead I will only eat Local and will gladly pay absorbant prices, dowh!!
theSam!! faces up to five years in prison.
Or at least that's how many villagers there ARE in prison from VPSO work that he did,
and they each are doing 5 years while he (theSam!!) serves out in theVillage!! (an isolated prison in and of itself!!)
Because an VillageChick!! violated the conditions of his release, TrivialCourt Sludge Henry isHudson could take that escapade into consideration during Chalk-board mantra sentencing of theSam!!,
Said Linda Balogney, an BDSM SUB liminal procedure expert ("Now!! You bastard-but only when you feel like it.... can I be on bottom?!)
and MarshaMarshaMarsha!! Foundation confessor of drawl at theWilliamsMaryCollage.
"Every little brown Jug considers pretty seriously if they feel that theDefendant!! / theSam!! (not chellse theWriter of this news post) has flaunted the conditions for release," Provolone said.
When reporter Chellse thought about flaunting her Jugz, after a bit she said,
"It's certainly not a smart thing to do."
On Monday, theSam!! also was indicted on local charges of feeding or scarfing or causing Hot-dogs to be bitten like other hot-dogs and engaging in or promoting hot-dog eating.
Each MsDemeanor in theVillage!!, whom are by themselves-Felonies, is punishable by up to five years in prison,
or at least what is equivalent to 1 day (for each year) out in theVillage!! And how so?!, cos each day out there seems like a year.
"which would explain how I just tried to liven things up for the4th of July Celebration and feeding theKidz!! How come no one's complaining of the 2 Pallet loads of eggs for theEggToss........
they were basically all thrown at me and pretty much my clothes were ruined and my pickup truck was "runny" for the rest of the summer!!" theSafety!! whined.
But at least I started each day thereafter "sunnySide up!!",
wish I could say the same for half you grumps!!"
"And quit saying "eggsactly", and "eggstra", and miming walking on eggshells you dummy's", screamed theHuff!!
"It's not funny!!"
The "24"-year-old former Village Public Safety star was placed under pretrial release pending confinement while being allowed to go free pending strict supervision
all the while being labeled innocent while being pretty much pronounced Guilty!! by every Villager in theYVCInc region.
theSam!!'s silly restrictions included;
refraining from use of an keyboard, an Modem or an socialNetwork site!!
to include the refraining from the the lawful possession and distribution of friendly Hugs or other friendly Mood controlling substances like hard candy, sharing chocolate and buying coffee for various people,
The random Hug testing ordered Wednesday could include Your In!! social acceptance testing,
the wearing of sweat pants,
use of an television remote control via ordering an VillageChick!! to change channels,
and elbonian alcohol testing for any of theVillageChixxx!! found in his presence to include,
field Sobriety tests / FST's, JumpingJacks while topless, and basically just looking for used cans and bottles,
or any other form of prohibited sustanence screening or testing per local Village ordinances (meaning that he can't buy out to eat, he has to eat from theVillageLodge!! and pay out theNose for it too!!)
Hudson's pizza and chicken wings order also requires any cute Bootlegger VillageChick!! to participate in inpatient or outpatient substance therapy and mental health counseling,
"uhh, just like they're still ordered to do when theSam!! arrests them for importation"
theSam!! wasn't too happy upon hearing that......
If the pretrial after theSentencing, but before theTestimony's are heard and said services of services serving theServers and serving theOfficer or supervising theSupervising officer all the while deem it in-appropriate.
"theSam!! must pay for the treatment"
theSam!!'s courtAppointed attorney, Furry Martin, did not immediately respond to an e-mail seeking comment.
-------------------------------------
d:o)
Hello everyone who's NOT IN ALASKA.
Winter snow fall is visible from Anchorage as we look East up to theChugach Mountains,
We call it "Termination Dust" and it signals end of the summer season and also the change of seasons,
and for many other events in life, theTerminationDust, it means Change too.
Hope you all had an awesome September 2007
luvs, theSam!!
slflyinghorse,
theVillage!!
theSam!! Fails Drug Test
Sponsoring Agency (after donning glasses & wigs)
d:oP, YVCInc (doh!!) / YourVillageCalled Inc / patchAffiliates, / pillAffiliates / VGN - village grape vine,
newsWriter:
Chelle C. Stalker,
Correspondent / Defendant & Plaintiff!!, and now an hopeless Wii addict......
and sometimes DVE victim too but not after she bought an handgun.
Posted;
2007-09-26 12:25:08and 21/16th hundreds of an thousandths!!
Filed Under:
Incoherent, YadaYada, WTF!!, WTH!!, but seriously-What is thisShit!? and huh!?
Place:
HighlandsVillage!!, I'llAskYa (Sept. 26) -
An Village!! Tribal Court Judge placed tighter restrictions on theSam!! on Wednesday after theVPSO Sgt tested positive for Yawning.
d:oQ
Commence writing!!:
theVillageSchtick!! was placed under strict monitoring by an plate of Godiva Fudge after testing positive for a Hug from VillageChick!! "wednesday".
This is just the latest shenaniganz for the one-time "NeverWentBack!!", whose troubles began in April way out in theAlaskanVillage!!
Because of theNegativeTest result, theHighlandsVillage Tribal CourtJudge Henrys Hudsen placed extraordinary special conditions on Schticks!! release,
including but not limited to restricting him to his home Village between an 10 p.m. of theNext day and 6 a.m.previous!! but not to overlap or coincide with any prior day or subsequent following day,
with no!! electronic monitoring and ordering him to submit to random Hug!! testing via an cute Alaskan VillageChick!!
When asked why there was to be no electronics monitoring of theSam!!
theTribalCourtShrug!! replied,
"because this is theVillage!! and there's better things to spend our federal money upon, like,
imbibing and importing!! and besides,
it's summer time and our generator replacement parts are still in transit from Outside (of Alaska), hopefully they'll get here before first snowfall!!"
The Your In!! sample from theOfficerInQuestion was submitted to his probationsOfficer via Sticky-Note that was folded thrice and faxed to his StateTrooperOversite
and submitted by tying around an rock and heaving it through theWindow on Sept. 13th, according to a document by a federal probation officer that was filed under "Relevant" in YVCInc Regional & District Court on Wednesday.
"And at that, only because it (theUnlucky number 13) fell on a Thursday, besides, did you know that theSam!! once wore shirt number 13 during high school basketball!?
"Beak" (because of theLakotaNose!!), who has admitted bank rolling an hot-dog eating operation last summer on Village owned property he rents from in theVillage!!,
in his E-mail to Fax to Blog to SmokeSignal via an Crayon-written feral plea,
is scheduled for Village!! school Chalk-board sentence writing Dec. 10, 2007.
theSam!! is schedluled to write these words.
-I will not buy Best Goods ChickenTenderz from that traveling WhiteGuy and store them in theVillageLodge!! kitchen freezer ever again!!
-Instead I will only eat Local and will gladly pay exhorbant prices!!
I will not buy Best Goods ChickenTenderz from that traveling WhiteGuy and store them in theVillageLodge!! kitchen freezer ever again!!
-Instead I will only eat Local and will gladly pay absorbant prices, dowh!!
theSam!! faces up to five years in prison.
Or at least that's how many villagers there ARE in prison from VPSO work that he did,
and they each are doing 5 years while he (theSam!!) serves out in theVillage!! (an isolated prison in and of itself!!)
Because an VillageChick!! violated the conditions of his release, TrivialCourt Sludge Henry isHudson could take that escapade into consideration during Chalk-board mantra sentencing of theSam!!,
Said Linda Balogney, an BDSM SUB liminal procedure expert ("Now!! You bastard-but only when you feel like it.... can I be on bottom?!)
and MarshaMarshaMarsha!! Foundation confessor of drawl at theWilliamsMaryCollage.
"Every little brown Jug considers pretty seriously if they feel that theDefendant!! / theSam!! (not chellse theWriter of this news post) has flaunted the conditions for release," Provolone said.
When reporter Chellse thought about flaunting her Jugz, after a bit she said,
"It's certainly not a smart thing to do."
On Monday, theSam!! also was indicted on local charges of feeding or scarfing or causing Hot-dogs to be bitten like other hot-dogs and engaging in or promoting hot-dog eating.
Each MsDemeanor in theVillage!!, whom are by themselves-Felonies, is punishable by up to five years in prison,
or at least what is equivalent to 1 day (for each year) out in theVillage!! And how so?!, cos each day out there seems like a year.
"which would explain how I just tried to liven things up for the4th of July Celebration and feeding theKidz!! How come no one's complaining of the 2 Pallet loads of eggs for theEggToss........
they were basically all thrown at me and pretty much my clothes were ruined and my pickup truck was "runny" for the rest of the summer!!" theSafety!! whined.
But at least I started each day thereafter "sunnySide up!!",
wish I could say the same for half you grumps!!"
"And quit saying "eggsactly", and "eggstra", and miming walking on eggshells you dummy's", screamed theHuff!!
"It's not funny!!"
The "24"-year-old former Village Public Safety star was placed under pretrial release pending confinement while being allowed to go free pending strict supervision
all the while being labeled innocent while being pretty much pronounced Guilty!! by every Villager in theYVCInc region.
theSam!!'s silly restrictions included;
refraining from use of an keyboard, an Modem or an socialNetwork site!!
to include the refraining from the the lawful possession and distribution of friendly Hugs or other friendly Mood controlling substances like hard candy, sharing chocolate and buying coffee for various people,
The random Hug testing ordered Wednesday could include Your In!! social acceptance testing,
the wearing of sweat pants,
use of an television remote control via ordering an VillageChick!! to change channels,
and elbonian alcohol testing for any of theVillageChixxx!! found in his presence to include,
field Sobriety tests / FST's, JumpingJacks while topless, and basically just looking for used cans and bottles,
or any other form of prohibited sustanence screening or testing per local Village ordinances (meaning that he can't buy out to eat, he has to eat from theVillageLodge!! and pay out theNose for it too!!)
Hudson's pizza and chicken wings order also requires any cute Bootlegger VillageChick!! to participate in inpatient or outpatient substance therapy and mental health counseling,
"uhh, just like they're still ordered to do when theSam!! arrests them for importation"
theSam!! wasn't too happy upon hearing that......
If the pretrial after theSentencing, but before theTestimony's are heard and said services of services serving theServers and serving theOfficer or supervising theSupervising officer all the while deem it in-appropriate.
"theSam!! must pay for the treatment"
theSam!!'s courtAppointed attorney, Furry Martin, did not immediately respond to an e-mail seeking comment.
-------------------------------------
d:o)
Hello everyone who's NOT IN ALASKA.
Winter snow fall is visible from Anchorage as we look East up to theChugach Mountains,
We call it "Termination Dust" and it signals end of the summer season and also the change of seasons,
and for many other events in life, theTerminationDust, it means Change too.
Hope you all had an awesome September 2007
luvs, theSam!!
slflyinghorse,
theVillage!!
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