Running with theSam!!

*what the hell!?*

it seems that theSam!! has been commented upon lately by an anonymous person named "LBJ",

Well. LibbyJay!!, it seems that you too, like theLone subscriber to theSam!!'s youtube account are in a league of your own,

welcome to YVCInc!!, and thanks for commenting.

btw. NO I never mentioned anything about theButt!! to the doctors that treated me for my arms injury, other than that I just "slid" down the steps,

trust me,
when you're a young man being looked at for entrance into theService / theMilitary, you're poked, prodded and peered at much by theDoctors and it doesn't stop there,

from time to time you're poked and prodded again, or at least made to "spread your cheeks" as well when undergoing a full exam again just to GET OUT of service.

so trust me, no one ever gets close to theSam!!'s end anymore now adays and we want to keep things that way.

aBoi!!, hisButt!! it's a private thing ya'Know!?


and moving on.

I had this joke floating around in my head, cos I saw it years ago and thought it was hilarious, and when I found it today, it's still the same joke and very funny to me.

So I cut and paste it for my Blog. Enjoy everyone!!, because sooner or later, we're all gonna be speaking Chinese or spanish if not some sort of Euro dialect.

And if it makes sense to any of you people out there, I'm doing daily Virtual patrols and warGaming via my various PC games like NavySEAL's!!, SpecOps!!, etc.

I silently swoop in on guarded compounds via Parachute and shoot people from 1/4Mile UP and sneak around after I'm on theGround, etc. good times, all Great times it is.

I just remove a few lines of text programming in theCommandCodes and play in GodMode!!

theSam!! is looking out for You peeps that still want to stay Americansesesezzzes, ya'Dig!?


The Official Language?!

The European Commission has just announced that English will be the official language of the European Union. German, which was the other possibility, narrowly missed out.

During negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly this will make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer pepl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und after zis fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German; lik zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

As Part of Fur Rondezvou!!
here in Anchorage, today, Sunday, was theRunningOf theReindeer!! on 4th Ave.

500men!! and 500Women!! signed up and Paid $20 each for the Glory and Memory of participating in this strictly Alaskan event.

Since I felt good enough to work a few hours at theChippedCup!! bar & bistro, I bused on into downTown Anky and got dropped off close to where theAction!! was along 4thAve.

While walking up theStreets to the4thAve, I walked amongst what seemed to be costumedParty goers. I saw a Troupe of Vegetables and Fruits all trudging up the short hill,

theApple, (she!!) was theLeader of theBunch and she was On her cellPhone and apparently, In light of todays FUN festivities,

she was NOT a happy fruit.

"If you had come here with us, you'd have .....

Chris, you do this all the damn time. everytime we have an opportunity to do..."

*phhahhh!!* she puffed in despair and *clicked* her cell phone shut.

theBanana and theCarrot following her in silence.
Apparently someone "else" was to join theGroup but was either late or not going to show at all.

Later on, we found out "whom" or "what" was to join theFruit-of-theLoom!!" bunch, an lone white male was walking around dressed only in BunnyBoots, an Fur skinned cap, dark shades and pair of "stained" white briefs.

Weather wise, it was above zero and even though part of the 4thAve was in shadow of theOfficeBldgs and such, it was warm enough really to "ahem", dress like our briefMan.

I dunno how things worked out though Gender-wise, cos men were to run with men and women in their own group, but, apparently some people just dressed up alike as a whole and had fun with it.

"Helga & Thor!!", theNorse couple were present, dressed in skins and headgear with big Cattle horns, sword & shield etc.

True to DrinkingAlaskan's fashion, Thor unscrewed one of his horns from his helmet and Helga poured him a draught from her "BreastPlates" that held beer, and everyone laughed at the spectacle as Thor downed his "courage" and put his horn back on.

theToothFairy's 2nd or 47th cousins (8 times removed!!) were present as well.

About 6 different versions of them in FairyWings, Loud yellow, pink or some type of satin, body hugging screaming Neon color and an Wand of some type in hand.

I hate Fairy's anyway, so I won't talk about these ones I saw.

I saw a few Girls!! wore bikini's as well.
But these ladies wore Other clothes and THEN put on theStringedStuff!! over their cold weather gear,

I guess they weren't as brave as theFruit of theLoom guy, or as daring and dashing as theFairies, nor were they as free to show Skin like the two GrassSkirt guys I saw later on at theFinishLine.

Those two, *shakes head and laughs*

They were men of large stature, and had on kakhi shorts OverWhich they wore Grass Skirts and other Hawaiian accoutrements!!

People loved the small Cocanut bikiniTops that barely held ManBoob!!'s in place and their ample bellys shook much,

I'm sure glad that I wasn't close by to see them two run, btw, as other Hapless ReindeerRunners and even Reindeer were.

All in all, today, Sunday was a great time for all downtown Anchorage.

It was hard to walk along 4thAve though, cos people were packed against theFlimsyBaricade fencing 5 to 8 people deep on both sides of the street and unless you showed up hours before hand to get a good viewing spot,

or watched from an rooftop or from some other high window, you were SOL on seeing much of what went on.

In fact, I showed up around 1530hrs and one group of runners had gone by,

So. I looked around at theStartLine!! before I traipsed south, walking elbow-to-elbow with strangers of all ages and made my way to theFinish line 6 blocks away.

I couldn't help but wonder how Words or Phrases we SAY in life were taken INTO context on days such as this event, theRunning of theReindeer!!,

cos a group of girls all dressed up alike in Jeans & T-shirts and large Dr Zueze style TopHats and each of them had a "pair of Scissors" in hand and large Clocks hanging around their necks.

"don't run with scissors" our Parents or Teachers would always tell us. And now, we had one group of runners Show Us how it was done!!

Throughout theMonth!!, people here and there speculated that this Reindeer Running would either be a trainWreck or else it would Go Over Well and catch on for future Fur Rondy events and in my opinion, it went over well!!

How well!?
Just ask FatherTime and his Kid he carried!!
Just ask theSwarm of BusyBees!!

Just ask theHorseWomen!! (and their Partners whom played "theBackHalf" of their costumes)
and all the other Food themed, Vehicle themed, Animal themed, Word phrase themed participants that ran in todays races.

yes, you could even ask theGore victim and his buddies that carried him on Stretcher, but he's still "in ICU" in hospital!!

Fun activities like this for FurRondy, bring out theFunniest & theBest in us and apparently theClothes OFF of some people.

Later on that eve.
theSam!! worked a few hours in theChippedCup!! before theBarStaff decided to close up early and we all hit theTown for a bit.

We went to one bar and theGM bought drinks for everyone in our group.
I couldn't resist and got myself a final drink before we left,
an Stoli with Cranberry!!

Stolinyoycha vodka goes great with everything!!
as does Smirnoff, and CaptMorgans spiced rum, and RoyalCrown but I digress.

Then I went my separate way from my buddies and went to a few more hangouts of mine, and finally closed my Sunday by taking a taxi back to my Apt!!

but... not before waiting close to an hour for a Cab to show up.

I called 5 times and dispatch would listen in on me patiently saying
whom I am, where I was and that I wanted a ride before they'd hang up without a word of acknowledgement.

Yellow Cab fucking sucks!!
And I've been an loyal rider all this time I've lived in Anchorage.
But it's FurRondy!! and I'm sure all drivers were busy,

either that or they were all sitting around having already Paid theRent!! with just a few hours driving around cos Anchorage was just packed with people and all the cabs got hit with riders all week and as a result the Cab drivers didn't care about the rest of their shift.

Which IS true, cos, people tell me things like that.

But, it's time for a change and since I'm changing much from the way I used to be to what I am now, it's also time to try another cab company for once.

oh well.
Life with it's celebrations and merriment can't always be great and good all the time.

Life here in Alaska is monotonous work and then exciting moments the next.

I can be knocking down a pile of dishes and wolfing down an Shift meal between Dishwash Machine cycles and then,

5 mins later, I'm all clocked out suddenly and the Whole gang of coWorkers are out the door, theBoss locks up theBar and we go drinking.

running with theSam!! tonight was the best crowd of buddies I've seen yet, my CoWorkers, myBoss!! and her Lieutenants!! and close buddies of theirs too from Other nearby shops and stores. d:oD

And one young girl was celebrating turning "21". Today was a great day for her.

Happy birthday Mz D!!,
we run, we walk, we stagger, we all fall down!! Just like theSam!! d:oP

take care everyone.
Live from Alaska, it's theSam!!
and he's kinda drunk right now.


Anonymous said…
Hey Sam, most people know me - they know I am kinda crazy in a good way. That thing has 3 choices and since I am not sure of the other ones - its anonymus is what I choose. But I did send email to scar4 or was it scarface or something. LibbyJane, huh - I dont think like Libby - that reminds me of can food, they have libby can stuff to. But you right - I am a real girl. ha And one more butt talk - that doctor didnt do his job and good you didnt but suppose you fracture a hip or something. I knew this woman that always dog her husband and for years she did this because he drink, you know. I tell you one day something happened - while in the bathroom she was talking and yelling at him and he just push her in the tub and you know she broke her tail bone. So thats why I interested in your butt and yes its a private matter so no more butt talk. And I sent your link to my friend, shes real good choctaw woman and I told her I am over here bothering you ha. see you

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