Advanced Village!!
theSam!! finally figured out why his Villagers!! drink so much,
it's just so that, to them at least, he'll get prettier as the Months drag by!!
wow.
And I was like, out there in Uniform for over 2.5yrs.
More like, 2.8 really, but I'll update on THAT later,
I musta been real Pretty then, at least to my Villagers!!
and downright Cute!! d:oP
....and a Diva!!
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theAlaskaVillage!!....YourBusiness is MyBusiness!!
and our business is NoOnes!!
(I don't get it either, but MoselyMoose!! has been transcribing my WordPerfectMusings for me lately,
uh.. He can't spell very well, but he's downright cute!! X:oD
Advanced Village!! Packaging Solutions!!
Move your ideas forward by staggering Sideways!!
AVPS champions all of your Judiciary & Financial matters by delivering theLatest shipment of Bootlegged Spirits bound for your discriminating pallet,
and we do mean Discriminatory, cos we know how much you drink and then get annoyed with WhitePeople!! and with VPSO's,
then you get an idea in your head that you're theJudge & Jury and that you need to hold court with theVillageCouncil!!
ohh.. You get your day in court alright, VillageTribalCourt!!, and then you might see a StateCourt too!!
anyway,
Advanced Village!! Packaging Solutions!! Moving your crazy, foggy ideas AND body somewhat forward and to the Left.....
in a circle,
at a slow c - r - a - w - l home from theParty!!
AVPS!!, getting your stuff there is HALF theFun!!
the rest of the fun is up to you in getting away from theSam!! when he finds out you've been drinking!!
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AlaskanVillage!!....PromotionalGraffixxx!!
PromoProducts!!
Promoting your Gear, promoting good Cheer and doing it by waving your "stolen" stuff around triumphantly after having raided theVPSO's house!! (again)
Also pretty much promoting anything that's under theBreastedShirt!! after 4 bottles of GrayGoose!!
( . )Y( . )
*MoselyMoose!! Says: I still think that's Masterz eyes looking at CheeseCake!!* X:oP
Signs & Bannerz!!
You need to pee, they need to see!! Next time don't fall down when you're writing messages in the snow.
And don't run directly to your house either!!....leaving tracks.
theSam!! made you work?!, what a jerk!!
Just think of your CourtOrdered CommunityService for vandalizing theSchool with paint as preparation for life in theBigCity!! when you scrawl on a cardboard sign in Black MagicMarker.....
"need halp plez"
Screens & Windows!!
So you considered yourself an RealLife artiste cos you put your family's & friends heads through theWindows a few times and painted in their blood.
Just consider that your 5-10yrs "INSIDE" can be spent learning something meaningful like; License plate making, reflective SafetyTape design & manufacture and learning embroidery on the big press machines!!
AlaskanVillage!!....PromotionalGraffixxx!!
Putting what's Under here!! *VillageChick!! lifts shirt*
Out there!!
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AlaskaVillage!!....PublicSafety?!
America'sFinest!! won't come to us, so, we gotta settle for "theseGuys"
theSam!! on CareerSatisfaction.
Aside from theChickenYard right after heads have rolled,
I can't think of any other place, erh.
Profession!! that has me sound asleep one minute and wide awake theNext 48hrs looking for:
-a stolen vcr that turned out to "Just" be borrowed for the night,
-a Lost sledDog, blackish colored coat, Blue eyes, huge feet, "Icky" breath, and is very hyper!!
I mean. Look around at "any" dogYard and you'll see, dark to black..., and gray to white to blue colored eyes.... and they're all pretty much yipping and yowling too!!
-and an runAway teenGirl that just turned out to be going out picking berries and..
Uhm.
Has me looking for my head that just got cut off!!
theSam!! on his most rewarding Case!!
It was right after theHouseParty!!
where two complete strangers fired gunz in the air and sped their truck out of theVillage!!
Right when I was watching 17 VillageKidz!!,
and had to substitute teach theNext day for the 5th grade teacher,
She was teaching class on AmericanHistory.
GeorgeWashington had just crossed theDelaware in dead of Winter on a boat.
So theKidz decided that I was "mean old tyrannical England!!" and stole my VPSO riverBoat!!
did you know that 17 kidz can lift up a 20' trailer and pull it down 1/4mile to theBoatLaunch!?
I was shocked!!
I mean, In gym class, they can't play basketball and they can't play dodgeBall but they sure can move a Boat AND a trailer, prime theEngine and PULL start it.
So.
true to History.
I complained bitterly, went to theGeneralStore!! bought cheeseStixx and ate them, and quietly went back to my VPSO Office with one hand tucked "Napoleoan-style" into the front Zipper flap of my OuterBallisticVest.
(I was quietly counting packets of PopTarts, as I had removed some from their boxes and just stuffed 'em into my Vest earlier that day"
Then came my best case ever!!
With all theStress and excitement came a case of theShingles!!
theHUD housing people had brought in extra roofing materials from some bigCity!! projects and boy was I happy.
I closed that day out with supervising 6 Probationer/Parolees as they patched up a few elder's house roofs,
then I heard theVPSO boat engine die out, a mile Away!!
My skin really started to break out then.
AlaskaVillaged!!....PublicSafety??
specialPeople!! especially THEM!!
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AlaskaVillage!!....DevelopmentCorporation!!
Developing things MEANT for us!! to heck with you Whites & Outsiders
Meet our Newest subsidiaries and List holdings member corporate groups:
OH NO!!, YOU DON'T, SAY!!,
and WHAT!? !!
Their executives can be seen walking, driving, eating and can be heard SLEEPING all the while yackity-yack-yack-Yacking into their CellPhones screaming;
"What?!, 40,000 units! No no non.... Oh No... O God... oh shit....
No.. NO NOOO!!
I only said to him, 40, and Tie,TIE your damn shoelaces!!"
"But I was telling my son to tie his shoes, I never said 40 thousand units...."
"We're ruined,,"
"Hey... Unless.
UNLESS we can get that one group.
Those YVCinc!! people to get them off our hands!!
Those people will buy anything, and will take just about anything you offer,
yeah..
Send it to them!!"
---------------------------------
AdvancedVillage!!....We're Here with YOU!!
from Gleaming Office Bldgs to...
wandering theStreets and sidewalks...
...to Jail!!
d:oP
luvs,
theMostAdvancedVPSO to date!!
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage,ak
-alaskavillagetales-
it's just so that, to them at least, he'll get prettier as the Months drag by!!
wow.
And I was like, out there in Uniform for over 2.5yrs.
More like, 2.8 really, but I'll update on THAT later,
I musta been real Pretty then, at least to my Villagers!!
and downright Cute!! d:oP
....and a Diva!!
-----------------
theAlaskaVillage!!....YourBusiness is MyBusiness!!
and our business is NoOnes!!
(I don't get it either, but MoselyMoose!! has been transcribing my WordPerfectMusings for me lately,
uh.. He can't spell very well, but he's downright cute!! X:oD
Advanced Village!! Packaging Solutions!!
Move your ideas forward by staggering Sideways!!
AVPS champions all of your Judiciary & Financial matters by delivering theLatest shipment of Bootlegged Spirits bound for your discriminating pallet,
and we do mean Discriminatory, cos we know how much you drink and then get annoyed with WhitePeople!! and with VPSO's,
then you get an idea in your head that you're theJudge & Jury and that you need to hold court with theVillageCouncil!!
ohh.. You get your day in court alright, VillageTribalCourt!!, and then you might see a StateCourt too!!
anyway,
Advanced Village!! Packaging Solutions!! Moving your crazy, foggy ideas AND body somewhat forward and to the Left.....
in a circle,
at a slow c - r - a - w - l home from theParty!!
AVPS!!, getting your stuff there is HALF theFun!!
the rest of the fun is up to you in getting away from theSam!! when he finds out you've been drinking!!
------------------------------------------
AlaskanVillage!!....PromotionalGraffixxx!!
PromoProducts!!
Promoting your Gear, promoting good Cheer and doing it by waving your "stolen" stuff around triumphantly after having raided theVPSO's house!! (again)
Also pretty much promoting anything that's under theBreastedShirt!! after 4 bottles of GrayGoose!!
( . )Y( . )
*MoselyMoose!! Says: I still think that's Masterz eyes looking at CheeseCake!!* X:oP
Signs & Bannerz!!
You need to pee, they need to see!! Next time don't fall down when you're writing messages in the snow.
And don't run directly to your house either!!....leaving tracks.
theSam!! made you work?!, what a jerk!!
Just think of your CourtOrdered CommunityService for vandalizing theSchool with paint as preparation for life in theBigCity!! when you scrawl on a cardboard sign in Black MagicMarker.....
"need halp plez"
Screens & Windows!!
So you considered yourself an RealLife artiste cos you put your family's & friends heads through theWindows a few times and painted in their blood.
Just consider that your 5-10yrs "INSIDE" can be spent learning something meaningful like; License plate making, reflective SafetyTape design & manufacture and learning embroidery on the big press machines!!
AlaskanVillage!!....PromotionalGraffixxx!!
Putting what's Under here!! *VillageChick!! lifts shirt*
Out there!!
-----------------------------------------
AlaskaVillage!!....PublicSafety?!
America'sFinest!! won't come to us, so, we gotta settle for "theseGuys"
theSam!! on CareerSatisfaction.
Aside from theChickenYard right after heads have rolled,
I can't think of any other place, erh.
Profession!! that has me sound asleep one minute and wide awake theNext 48hrs looking for:
-a stolen vcr that turned out to "Just" be borrowed for the night,
-a Lost sledDog, blackish colored coat, Blue eyes, huge feet, "Icky" breath, and is very hyper!!
I mean. Look around at "any" dogYard and you'll see, dark to black..., and gray to white to blue colored eyes.... and they're all pretty much yipping and yowling too!!
-and an runAway teenGirl that just turned out to be going out picking berries and..
Uhm.
Has me looking for my head that just got cut off!!
theSam!! on his most rewarding Case!!
It was right after theHouseParty!!
where two complete strangers fired gunz in the air and sped their truck out of theVillage!!
Right when I was watching 17 VillageKidz!!,
and had to substitute teach theNext day for the 5th grade teacher,
She was teaching class on AmericanHistory.
GeorgeWashington had just crossed theDelaware in dead of Winter on a boat.
So theKidz decided that I was "mean old tyrannical England!!" and stole my VPSO riverBoat!!
did you know that 17 kidz can lift up a 20' trailer and pull it down 1/4mile to theBoatLaunch!?
I was shocked!!
I mean, In gym class, they can't play basketball and they can't play dodgeBall but they sure can move a Boat AND a trailer, prime theEngine and PULL start it.
So.
true to History.
I complained bitterly, went to theGeneralStore!! bought cheeseStixx and ate them, and quietly went back to my VPSO Office with one hand tucked "Napoleoan-style" into the front Zipper flap of my OuterBallisticVest.
(I was quietly counting packets of PopTarts, as I had removed some from their boxes and just stuffed 'em into my Vest earlier that day"
Then came my best case ever!!
With all theStress and excitement came a case of theShingles!!
theHUD housing people had brought in extra roofing materials from some bigCity!! projects and boy was I happy.
I closed that day out with supervising 6 Probationer/Parolees as they patched up a few elder's house roofs,
then I heard theVPSO boat engine die out, a mile Away!!
My skin really started to break out then.
AlaskaVillaged!!....PublicSafety??
specialPeople!! especially THEM!!
-----------------------------------------
AlaskaVillage!!....DevelopmentCorporation!!
Developing things MEANT for us!! to heck with you Whites & Outsiders
Meet our Newest subsidiaries and List holdings member corporate groups:
OH NO!!, YOU DON'T, SAY!!,
and WHAT!? !!
Their executives can be seen walking, driving, eating and can be heard SLEEPING all the while yackity-yack-yack-Yacking into their CellPhones screaming;
"What?!, 40,000 units! No no non.... Oh No... O God... oh shit....
No.. NO NOOO!!
I only said to him, 40, and Tie,TIE your damn shoelaces!!"
"But I was telling my son to tie his shoes, I never said 40 thousand units...."
"We're ruined,,"
"Hey... Unless.
UNLESS we can get that one group.
Those YVCinc!! people to get them off our hands!!
Those people will buy anything, and will take just about anything you offer,
yeah..
Send it to them!!"
---------------------------------
AdvancedVillage!!....We're Here with YOU!!
from Gleaming Office Bldgs to...
wandering theStreets and sidewalks...
...to Jail!!
d:oP
luvs,
theMostAdvancedVPSO to date!!
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage,ak
-alaskavillagetales-
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