Built to Last!!
Upon request by theAuthor!! (ha!!) this contribution was published as an "express contri",
which means it just bypassed the VillageCouncil!! Commentors queue and was published faster.....
even though it took a few days, and several reVisions just to ExpressPost!!
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No.
I'm not speaking of this blog, which, btw, will get archived on CD and all postsremoved up until recent, and I'll do that at end of 2008ish.
So if you wanna save theComplete AlaskaVillageTales!! all for yourself then start saving now!!
In fact, it'll probably be the only thing around here losing weight!!
As me and a dozen VillageChixxx!! just keep evolving and growing!!
out here in theVillage!!, we have our own brand of superHero!! and they have SuperEggs!! with superFallopianTubes!! and stuff.... d:o/
Or so I've heard..... every 9 to 12 months!!
luvs,
theSam!!
theSafety!!, thePastry!!, theDrunk!!, and still Bloggist!!
d:oP
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AlaskaVillage!! housing....
Built to Last!!
at least until theNext Inebriate-caused fire guts theHUD built deathTrap(s)!!
or at least until theVPSO sprays-n-cuffs!!
as in, spraying theHouse with OC spray and waiting outside for occupants to stumble through the front door all hacking and coughing!!
AlaskaVillage!! PublicSafety....
Putting on theHappyFace for theAlaskan prisoner HousingMarket!!
smile damnit!! d:o(
AlaskaVillage!! EnergyResources....
who says we're in fear of high gas prices and high fuel oil costs!?
We can drain 6 fiveGal cans in 4 minutes and when Granma gets her fuel oil
delivered to her from theSam!! in theCouncil-owned pickupTruck,
no ones theWiser when granma's fuel starts to get low.
AlaskaVillage!! We also Shine....
albeit, in theSam!!'s 2million candle power spotlight.
And theSam!! backs up his critique of our villageIdol!! worthy performances by actually pulling us "offStage!!" via detention, Arrest and into theHoldingCell!!
let's see "Simon!!" do that on his show to his Auditioners.
AlaskaVillage!! Transportation....
our villageTransportPackage!! has always been fat and kinda "clinky!!" too.
Sometimes it "sloshes" and "gugglez" and "swishes" whenever theBoxes and bags,
each "package" is inside of, gets jostled around in a bit hard.
erh.......
our Brown-clad PrisonerTransportPackage called Sam!! is also getting a bit bigger too but no one wants to tell him that,
well... we ALL WANT TOO, but no one DOES!!
We hear he puts all his CourtDocuments to Serve, an dailyNewspaper, and his SnailMail!! inside his front BallisticVest panels,
right behind his PopTarts, Boxed Milk and candy!!
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AlaskaVillage!! NewFallen....
snow!!
as well as our still FallenVillageChixxx!!,
our fallenOfficers!!
and our immediate inebriated lushes whom also fall down on occasion.
theSam!! woke up and peeked out theLivingRoom window and saw that everything was covered in white!!
"I thought theVillageChixxx!! were standing outside nude or ... or something, again!!" mused theSafety!!
"they always try to pull theWool!! over my eyes with some stunt like that or or even actually PULLING my knit cap down OVER my beady Lakota eyes!!"
"Yep, that's theSummation of this AlaskaExperience,
Cold, BlindingWhite and yet, Incredibly GoodLooking!!"
*sigh*
ohh...
Now I forgot what I was gonna say!!
dowh well.
That'll be another Cut-n-Paste!!
Time to continue enjoying my day off from work by taking a few nice long bus rides and seeing all those irate drivers paying upwards of $4/gal in gas!!
I'd rather eat a DanishPastry & sip a warm VanillaSteamer than buy gas.
And to further add insult to Injury!!
I mean...
besides me going OUT in Anchorage public again!!
Is that it's been snowing almost 5days now.
Gee, just when spring was here at last, and some people were just in jeans and t-shirts, shorts even and the days were sunny and warm!!
All the snow was gone from the streets, no ice water was seen and the roads were dry, and now....
this new, heavy snowfall.
Later Tators!!
luvs,
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, alaska
-alaskavillagetales-
which means it just bypassed the VillageCouncil!! Commentors queue and was published faster.....
even though it took a few days, and several reVisions just to ExpressPost!!
----------------
No.
I'm not speaking of this blog, which, btw, will get archived on CD and all postsremoved up until recent, and I'll do that at end of 2008ish.
So if you wanna save theComplete AlaskaVillageTales!! all for yourself then start saving now!!
In fact, it'll probably be the only thing around here losing weight!!
As me and a dozen VillageChixxx!! just keep evolving and growing!!
out here in theVillage!!, we have our own brand of superHero!! and they have SuperEggs!! with superFallopianTubes!! and stuff.... d:o/
Or so I've heard..... every 9 to 12 months!!
luvs,
theSam!!
theSafety!!, thePastry!!, theDrunk!!, and still Bloggist!!
d:oP
-----------------------------
AlaskaVillage!! housing....
Built to Last!!
at least until theNext Inebriate-caused fire guts theHUD built deathTrap(s)!!
or at least until theVPSO sprays-n-cuffs!!
as in, spraying theHouse with OC spray and waiting outside for occupants to stumble through the front door all hacking and coughing!!
AlaskaVillage!! PublicSafety....
Putting on theHappyFace for theAlaskan prisoner HousingMarket!!
smile damnit!! d:o(
AlaskaVillage!! EnergyResources....
who says we're in fear of high gas prices and high fuel oil costs!?
We can drain 6 fiveGal cans in 4 minutes and when Granma gets her fuel oil
delivered to her from theSam!! in theCouncil-owned pickupTruck,
no ones theWiser when granma's fuel starts to get low.
AlaskaVillage!! We also Shine....
albeit, in theSam!!'s 2million candle power spotlight.
And theSam!! backs up his critique of our villageIdol!! worthy performances by actually pulling us "offStage!!" via detention, Arrest and into theHoldingCell!!
let's see "Simon!!" do that on his show to his Auditioners.
AlaskaVillage!! Transportation....
our villageTransportPackage!! has always been fat and kinda "clinky!!" too.
Sometimes it "sloshes" and "gugglez" and "swishes" whenever theBoxes and bags,
each "package" is inside of, gets jostled around in a bit hard.
erh.......
our Brown-clad PrisonerTransportPackage called Sam!! is also getting a bit bigger too but no one wants to tell him that,
well... we ALL WANT TOO, but no one DOES!!
We hear he puts all his CourtDocuments to Serve, an dailyNewspaper, and his SnailMail!! inside his front BallisticVest panels,
right behind his PopTarts, Boxed Milk and candy!!
-----------------------
AlaskaVillage!! NewFallen....
snow!!
as well as our still FallenVillageChixxx!!,
our fallenOfficers!!
and our immediate inebriated lushes whom also fall down on occasion.
theSam!! woke up and peeked out theLivingRoom window and saw that everything was covered in white!!
"I thought theVillageChixxx!! were standing outside nude or ... or something, again!!" mused theSafety!!
"they always try to pull theWool!! over my eyes with some stunt like that or or even actually PULLING my knit cap down OVER my beady Lakota eyes!!"
"Yep, that's theSummation of this AlaskaExperience,
Cold, BlindingWhite and yet, Incredibly GoodLooking!!"
*sigh*
ohh...
Now I forgot what I was gonna say!!
dowh well.
That'll be another Cut-n-Paste!!
Time to continue enjoying my day off from work by taking a few nice long bus rides and seeing all those irate drivers paying upwards of $4/gal in gas!!
I'd rather eat a DanishPastry & sip a warm VanillaSteamer than buy gas.
And to further add insult to Injury!!
I mean...
besides me going OUT in Anchorage public again!!
Is that it's been snowing almost 5days now.
Gee, just when spring was here at last, and some people were just in jeans and t-shirts, shorts even and the days were sunny and warm!!
All the snow was gone from the streets, no ice water was seen and the roads were dry, and now....
this new, heavy snowfall.
Later Tators!!
luvs,
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, alaska
-alaskavillagetales-
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