theSam!!'s Jokes

A Man walks into a bar!!

theBarMaid says,
"Hi Sam!!

....steak medium rare, starch of the day, sides and
appleCrisp alaMode WITH a double drink!?

and Sam!! says,
"uh.. ummm

Ima go wash my hands now"
Happy
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a VPSO walks into a bar!!

Everyone says, "Hi Sam!!"
......
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a VPSODirector!!
(a vpso's boss, a local boss in the nativeNonProfit that hired Sam!!)
drives to theVillage!!

he wants to see what theWork is like first hand,
to see how theSam!! does his job,
to show that he's not above his officers he hired in the first place.

theSam!! throws theBoss!! a whiteBallisticVest-PanelCover!! (without theBulletPanels!!) Thumbs Up

theBoss!? goes,
"wow, these are theNewVests you got?!
They're so light and airy!!
Look!!.....
I can scrunch it up in my fist!!"

And theBoss & Sam!! go out for theEvening and patrol around,

They answer Village DVE's,

play with a few villageKidz!!
hug & hold a few Kidz and some infants!!

even flirt with and argue with some VillageChixxx!! as well.

They detain and arrest DUI offenders,
they intercept Drug shipments and even stomp a few violent offenders!! Happy

When theLong night is over and theSun rises on a new day,
theSam!! throws a dress at his Boss!!

"erhh.
Sam, what's this for!?"

theSam!! says,
"You did say you wanted me to get involved in theCommunity when I worked out here yes?!

Boss goes,
"well, yeah!!"

theSam!! says,
"Well, get dressed cos We're also school teaching in another hour!!
and...

btw,

Remember that Drunk white guy we waterBoarded at theBoatLanding for importing Alcohol!?

He's OUR Boss!! theAST state VPSODirector, He's gonna help me teach DARE class before lunch, oh..

and YOU got theKeys to theHolding cell, YOU let HIM out.

and do you remember that group of highSchoolers that overturned our patrolVehicle and were turned back from our shotGunz!?

You're HallMonitor while they're in HomeEc!!

And don't be fooled by them with bandages and casts,
They pull stunts like that all the time, though I do admit, their fake blood looks very real!!

And speaking of which, those MethHead, RoadRagin' boys we FelonyStopped at 5a.m.!?

They're making 3" thick 4' long Hickory boards for House "Name" signs, careful you don't get one of them boards to back of yor head!!

And sir,
Keep in mind that All 87 people we busted, Beat, battered, Tazed and bruised were JUST MY villageRelatives!!

That lil' 100lb 4th grader you had to hogTie!?
My villageWife!!

Wear a dress or you'll NEVER make it out of her and her friends history class alive!!
I'm heading to K-1 and we're drawing today!!,

uh.. Howz my Makeup look!?
Silly

luvs,
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, alaska

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