100 Days of Sam!!
the100 Days of Sam!!.......
are here again, (again!!)
But first, more Ripped from theHeadlines!!
Villagenews that's fit to print?, fit to Embellish and fit to be Tied!!
Law&DisOrder!!
character Actor aims for VPSO's house and misses!!
Famed Village actor and former MayorFred will offend himself as an Downhome
antidote to thePublicSafety's quirky sense of humor amongst theVillagers!!
Fred promises to run his grass-Roots campaign right out of town,
just like theVPSO runs HIM out of town every weekend.........straight to Jail!!
"Only this time, I won't be so drunk", hiccupped Fred.
As for theMissing of theVPSO's domicile,
How could he?!
It's a big house and Fred's car is an old Buick Skylark, just aim for theFront porch and
hit the gas pedal!!
VILLAGE VANIT
Village beauty Tess likes to putter around theVillage!! in her new Escalade.
For her it's never enough to up theAnte regarding herVanity, not to mention her appeal to all theGuys.
Past Vanity plates of Tess include;
FinLe ( Finally!!)
like when she first got her drivers permit, like, ya' mean?!
VlgBst (she meant Village Best)
but detractors kept referring to her as Village Breast, and theSam!! kept calling her VillagePest until theNyquil & Rum incident that preceded Tess first Violent outburst and her first trip to Jail!!
YUNG1 (Young One)
but alas, every VillageChick!! has to remove theMascara, pull up theJeans a skosh, pull down theSkimpy top's waistline sometime and grow up just a teensy weeensy bit!!
Or in the immortal words of Sam!! "At least stop Biting!!"
2IMBIB ( to Imbibe)
but seriously, this one's a no brainer and was on Tess' vehicle for about a week until she got thrown back in jail and then her sister stole her car and drove to theCity
and then theCar got impounded and Tess got Out of jail and released her car, got drunk and went looking for her sister but found her ex-boyfriend instead and beat him up, went back to jail... *sigh*
MPORT (Import),
who would have thought that an famous Village pastime/Vocation/Hobby/scourge would fit so well on a license plate?
Tess thought of putting it on HER car that's who?! and don't you damnit dare it forget!! *hiccup*
NAILZ (Nails)
her long Eagle claw-sharp extensions that she likes to frighten theSam!! with.
I mean, he's still so traumatized that last week when seeing femaleCoed BeachVolleyBall onSportsNet that he had to change theChannel,
he was so upset by theSight of Tess' VB sized sweater contained....
Well, Never mind.
YRGAL
basically she was Everyone's Gal at one time, but she's settled down to at least 3 Villages now instead of theWhole YVC Inc (doh) Region,
now she's just Your Gal!!, and his, and his, and Theirs, and his, and Hers too!! and his and his too, and and Your's Mine & Ours!!
GALLO (self explanatory)
basically another chilled drink that she loves to pound down from theBong!! when she's feeling uppity.
99BTLS (99 Bottles)
All theVillagers!!, even half theCuteOnly!! staff at YVC Inc (doh!!) had to sit and wonder about this one.
See, Tess isn't limited to just Liquor bottles, she also partakes in Pharmacueticals and OTC...
*ahem*
anyways, 99 bottles..... and counting!!
Meanwhile theSam!! tallies up theBattles!! that he's had with Tess during DVE's and Assaults he's responded to when Tess was Victim, Aggressor and often Both!! at the same time and realizes
that she passed the99 Count years ago.
LSHBTR ( Lash Batter)
This isn't an sexual euphism for Tess, nope.
She realized long ago that just Batting her long Lush eye lashes would get theGuys falling all over each other to be in her favor,
Then she decided that being a Lush!! An Drinker of Spirits, an Consumer of fermentation that she would be really good at it, so much Better than anyone else in fact!!
Thus she could, after all those years of being chased, be falling down drunk by falling all over theGuys just to be in Their favor,
Now theWay that her love life is going being Goo-faced now and then, Lash Batter sums it up quite nicely too.
BRNFRZ (Brain Freeze)
a hearkening back to the good old days of Slush!! when Tess loved all things Margarita.
Frozen drink this, frozen drink that and theOther!!
PUCKRD (Puckered)
no no.
Tess didn't enter into an Lemon eating phase nor is she into being sour at all.
But trying to "Drink" daquairis, slushes, margaritas etc through a STRAW just wasn't getting her hammered quickly enough,
so after her bee-Sting looking lips stopped swelling and she got her breathing back to normal she returned to just straight liquids!!
MZCLNZ (Miss Collins)
Not only did she like any type of Collins drink, but she still loves being "Shaken" and having her emotions and her world "Stirred"
HITME (self explanatory)
Tess meant in all earnestness theHonored expression that drinkers give to their Bartender
just before closing time,
But Tess' boyfriends took this message Way too far!!
And they, like VPSO Sam!!, have felt theWrath of Tess' teeth when she bites!!
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Up In Smoke!!
...........is where I don't wanna be.
Seems that not only did Sam!! leave his husk of an VPSO career back in theVillage!! after it got shot down in flames,
But another near and dear icon in theBoys!! life was also left "out There!!"
It was "Nisa" (Neesa) theSpecial Edition 1993 Nissan pickup that theSafety bought from his Village parents.
then over a Year ago theSam!! sold Nisa back to his parents and packed his lil' Hobo sack, tied it to an Willow branch and traipsed on into theCity and never looked back,
Nisa was then sold back to another Relative and went the way of all flesh,
Literally.
She met an fiery end upon a lonely stretch of road out beyond theVillage!!
Her current Owner/Driver stopped along the road side, stepped outside Nisa presumably to pee?, to admire the majestic Alaska scenery?
And when theDriver/Owner looked back at Nisa, she was completely engulfed in flames!!
Probably an lit cigarette left in theCab and knocked over by theWind and a fire started which completely burned up theTruck!!
'NISA'
SE V-6 Nissan KingCab pickup
DOB:1993
DOD: 2007
Rest In Peace girl,
a Little old Village lady (Literally) drove you (literally) only on Sundays, Wednesdays and on Holidays to Church and theCommunity Hall & back for a few years,
After a few brief years of harried driving by numerous relatives and months of sitting idle in theYard,
an mean Older lady!! drove you to Anchorage to pick up Her Son!! as he flew into Anchorage Airport years later and you kept him safe as he slept on the way to his new home in theVillage!! with his family that he had not seen in over 10 yrs.
Within a year you were then sold to theSon!! and he drove you out to your new home in theVillage!! where he worked and together you both made quite a pair as you served, swerved!! thePublic in Uniform,
VillageMud!! was often your colors and thePolicePackage Audio, Lights and onDash Cam's were your new eyes and ears while you Patrolled theLonely Village roads,
while you pursued many MisDemeanant & Felony offenders and you often kept theLittleOnes!! safe as you drove hordes of young swimmers to theLakes each summer,
Everyone knew your profile,
everyone knew your colors,
everyone knew your voice my dear,
You will be missed.
You kept theSam!! safe from harm hundreds of miles from theCity as he sped rushing to theAid of others by keeping your tires on theIcy roads and Icy pavement at over 100+ mph around bends & corners and when necessary,
you pulled bigger more heavier 150's, and 250's trucks out of Ditches, out of theRiver and out of deep snow banks often bending and at one time Completely destroying your bumper which was gratefully replaced by one school teachers husband,
Together you and theSam!! endured the Minus 30, Minus 40 degree winter weather of theAlaskanInterior and your bore the brunt of the harsh elements while keeping theSam!! safe and warm in theWinter and kept him Mosquito free in theSummer.
we don't doubt that you'll NOT miss his Piano music, his Techno dance CD's or his belly-dance music,
We don't doubt that you'll NOT miss being stuffed half your weight in full Gas cans, sand-bags, ToolBox and tools, Gear and Weapons and even theOccasional Grouse/SpruceHen that got in theWay!! or that got shot while road hunting.
We don't doubt that you'll NOT miss having live firearms wielded inside of and being discharged from your Interior all in the name of SelfTraining and Public Safety,
We don't doubt that you'll NOT miss having yourMaster discharge firearms from Under you, beside you, near your tires and your Glass, that you were treated as an Shield and an barrier all in the name of SelfTraining and in the interest of Public Safety,
for like all Public Safety officers, your Master himself was and still IS an Shield to others.
we don't doubt that you'll NOT miss his bathing you often in that Icky Yucky river water
Know that you'll live on in our hearts and lives forever girl!!
Nisa
We hardly Drove thee!!
Luvs,
theSam!!
100 Days of theSam!!
have officially begun.
Hopefully these counted days won't have anything to do with his Violin!!
are here again, (again!!)
But first, more Ripped from theHeadlines!!
Villagenews that's fit to print?, fit to Embellish and fit to be Tied!!
Law&DisOrder!!
character Actor aims for VPSO's house and misses!!
Famed Village actor and former MayorFred will offend himself as an Downhome
antidote to thePublicSafety's quirky sense of humor amongst theVillagers!!
Fred promises to run his grass-Roots campaign right out of town,
just like theVPSO runs HIM out of town every weekend.........straight to Jail!!
"Only this time, I won't be so drunk", hiccupped Fred.
As for theMissing of theVPSO's domicile,
How could he?!
It's a big house and Fred's car is an old Buick Skylark, just aim for theFront porch and
hit the gas pedal!!
VILLAGE VANIT
Village beauty Tess likes to putter around theVillage!! in her new Escalade.
For her it's never enough to up theAnte regarding herVanity, not to mention her appeal to all theGuys.
Past Vanity plates of Tess include;
FinLe ( Finally!!)
like when she first got her drivers permit, like, ya' mean?!
VlgBst (she meant Village Best)
but detractors kept referring to her as Village Breast, and theSam!! kept calling her VillagePest until theNyquil & Rum incident that preceded Tess first Violent outburst and her first trip to Jail!!
YUNG1 (Young One)
but alas, every VillageChick!! has to remove theMascara, pull up theJeans a skosh, pull down theSkimpy top's waistline sometime and grow up just a teensy weeensy bit!!
Or in the immortal words of Sam!! "At least stop Biting!!"
2IMBIB ( to Imbibe)
but seriously, this one's a no brainer and was on Tess' vehicle for about a week until she got thrown back in jail and then her sister stole her car and drove to theCity
and then theCar got impounded and Tess got Out of jail and released her car, got drunk and went looking for her sister but found her ex-boyfriend instead and beat him up, went back to jail... *sigh*
MPORT (Import),
who would have thought that an famous Village pastime/Vocation/Hobby/scourge would fit so well on a license plate?
Tess thought of putting it on HER car that's who?! and don't you damnit dare it forget!! *hiccup*
NAILZ (Nails)
her long Eagle claw-sharp extensions that she likes to frighten theSam!! with.
I mean, he's still so traumatized that last week when seeing femaleCoed BeachVolleyBall onSportsNet that he had to change theChannel,
he was so upset by theSight of Tess' VB sized sweater contained....
Well, Never mind.
YRGAL
basically she was Everyone's Gal at one time, but she's settled down to at least 3 Villages now instead of theWhole YVC Inc (doh) Region,
now she's just Your Gal!!, and his, and his, and Theirs, and his, and Hers too!! and his and his too, and and Your's Mine & Ours!!
GALLO (self explanatory)
basically another chilled drink that she loves to pound down from theBong!! when she's feeling uppity.
99BTLS (99 Bottles)
All theVillagers!!, even half theCuteOnly!! staff at YVC Inc (doh!!) had to sit and wonder about this one.
See, Tess isn't limited to just Liquor bottles, she also partakes in Pharmacueticals and OTC...
*ahem*
anyways, 99 bottles..... and counting!!
Meanwhile theSam!! tallies up theBattles!! that he's had with Tess during DVE's and Assaults he's responded to when Tess was Victim, Aggressor and often Both!! at the same time and realizes
that she passed the99 Count years ago.
LSHBTR ( Lash Batter)
This isn't an sexual euphism for Tess, nope.
She realized long ago that just Batting her long Lush eye lashes would get theGuys falling all over each other to be in her favor,
Then she decided that being a Lush!! An Drinker of Spirits, an Consumer of fermentation that she would be really good at it, so much Better than anyone else in fact!!
Thus she could, after all those years of being chased, be falling down drunk by falling all over theGuys just to be in Their favor,
Now theWay that her love life is going being Goo-faced now and then, Lash Batter sums it up quite nicely too.
BRNFRZ (Brain Freeze)
a hearkening back to the good old days of Slush!! when Tess loved all things Margarita.
Frozen drink this, frozen drink that and theOther!!
PUCKRD (Puckered)
no no.
Tess didn't enter into an Lemon eating phase nor is she into being sour at all.
But trying to "Drink" daquairis, slushes, margaritas etc through a STRAW just wasn't getting her hammered quickly enough,
so after her bee-Sting looking lips stopped swelling and she got her breathing back to normal she returned to just straight liquids!!
MZCLNZ (Miss Collins)
Not only did she like any type of Collins drink, but she still loves being "Shaken" and having her emotions and her world "Stirred"
HITME (self explanatory)
Tess meant in all earnestness theHonored expression that drinkers give to their Bartender
just before closing time,
But Tess' boyfriends took this message Way too far!!
And they, like VPSO Sam!!, have felt theWrath of Tess' teeth when she bites!!
----------------
Up In Smoke!!
...........is where I don't wanna be.
Seems that not only did Sam!! leave his husk of an VPSO career back in theVillage!! after it got shot down in flames,
But another near and dear icon in theBoys!! life was also left "out There!!"
It was "Nisa" (Neesa) theSpecial Edition 1993 Nissan pickup that theSafety bought from his Village parents.
then over a Year ago theSam!! sold Nisa back to his parents and packed his lil' Hobo sack, tied it to an Willow branch and traipsed on into theCity and never looked back,
Nisa was then sold back to another Relative and went the way of all flesh,
Literally.
She met an fiery end upon a lonely stretch of road out beyond theVillage!!
Her current Owner/Driver stopped along the road side, stepped outside Nisa presumably to pee?, to admire the majestic Alaska scenery?
And when theDriver/Owner looked back at Nisa, she was completely engulfed in flames!!
Probably an lit cigarette left in theCab and knocked over by theWind and a fire started which completely burned up theTruck!!
'NISA'
SE V-6 Nissan KingCab pickup
DOB:1993
DOD: 2007
Rest In Peace girl,
a Little old Village lady (Literally) drove you (literally) only on Sundays, Wednesdays and on Holidays to Church and theCommunity Hall & back for a few years,
After a few brief years of harried driving by numerous relatives and months of sitting idle in theYard,
an mean Older lady!! drove you to Anchorage to pick up Her Son!! as he flew into Anchorage Airport years later and you kept him safe as he slept on the way to his new home in theVillage!! with his family that he had not seen in over 10 yrs.
Within a year you were then sold to theSon!! and he drove you out to your new home in theVillage!! where he worked and together you both made quite a pair as you served, swerved!! thePublic in Uniform,
VillageMud!! was often your colors and thePolicePackage Audio, Lights and onDash Cam's were your new eyes and ears while you Patrolled theLonely Village roads,
while you pursued many MisDemeanant & Felony offenders and you often kept theLittleOnes!! safe as you drove hordes of young swimmers to theLakes each summer,
Everyone knew your profile,
everyone knew your colors,
everyone knew your voice my dear,
You will be missed.
You kept theSam!! safe from harm hundreds of miles from theCity as he sped rushing to theAid of others by keeping your tires on theIcy roads and Icy pavement at over 100+ mph around bends & corners and when necessary,
you pulled bigger more heavier 150's, and 250's trucks out of Ditches, out of theRiver and out of deep snow banks often bending and at one time Completely destroying your bumper which was gratefully replaced by one school teachers husband,
Together you and theSam!! endured the Minus 30, Minus 40 degree winter weather of theAlaskanInterior and your bore the brunt of the harsh elements while keeping theSam!! safe and warm in theWinter and kept him Mosquito free in theSummer.
we don't doubt that you'll NOT miss his Piano music, his Techno dance CD's or his belly-dance music,
We don't doubt that you'll NOT miss being stuffed half your weight in full Gas cans, sand-bags, ToolBox and tools, Gear and Weapons and even theOccasional Grouse/SpruceHen that got in theWay!! or that got shot while road hunting.
We don't doubt that you'll NOT miss having live firearms wielded inside of and being discharged from your Interior all in the name of SelfTraining and Public Safety,
We don't doubt that you'll NOT miss having yourMaster discharge firearms from Under you, beside you, near your tires and your Glass, that you were treated as an Shield and an barrier all in the name of SelfTraining and in the interest of Public Safety,
for like all Public Safety officers, your Master himself was and still IS an Shield to others.
we don't doubt that you'll NOT miss his bathing you often in that Icky Yucky river water
Know that you'll live on in our hearts and lives forever girl!!
Nisa
We hardly Drove thee!!
Luvs,
theSam!!
100 Days of theSam!!
have officially begun.
Hopefully these counted days won't have anything to do with his Violin!!
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