Speaks theSpoof!!
this Message is brought to you by YVC Inc (doh!!),
whom is still giving away a Village!! every week on theInternet.
We decided years ago that "We can't change theWorld, just our VPSO's who serve!!",
So every now and then an Village or two will stone-wall one fine Officers efforts and stymie all progress in theWork of Village Public Safety.
Additional Sponsors include:
--AVA/MFANG; Amalgamated Villages Associations / Member Federation AlaskanNatives Group
Leaders in Transfer Innovation! like, uhm, ya'know?!
Transferring Liquor licenses, Drivers licenses, even State ID cards throughout theRegion!!
We even lead theState in transferring seats While Driving!! Give it a try!!
Our Villagers can change drivers and even change cars while running side-by-side at 80, 100 and 120mph!!
Even at speeds as low as 2mph with both hands OFF the wheel.
--Alaska VillageChixxx!!
Don't Ride your SnowMachines Naked!! Just drive your cars that way.
Proud developers of the"Get Off Me!!" home-selfDefense program, the"Get Out!!" series of how to tell your VPSO to leave theParty, leave theVillage, leave theBoozeAlone!!.
theGirls!! are currently busy uncorking (literally!!) theWizwo Lid methods of how to deal with your local Safety Officer.
"theWine Isn't Working, he still looks like a Dork!!"
After theWizwo/Lid program is completely drained theGirls!! will introduce their tried and true "Off theRoad!!" Village driving program.
You gotta love theGirls!! for making their Villages safer for Impaired drivers and their Vehicles.
Unlike other lesser, weak programs regarding fighting DUI, theGirls!! turn their efforts upon fighting theV-P-S-O!! by removing theNumber one excuse for Driving Impaired in the first place.
They get rid of theVehicle itself.
They use the "Totaled" methods that were literally written in Blood by Bone upon theGravel streets and the D-1 paved hardtop roads.
By leaving their Vehicles behind.............in theTrees, theBushes, down deep Gullies and Ravines, even in theRiver!! theVillageChixxx!! get theVPSO to leave theVillage!! for a short time and Import while he's investigating theAccident!!
--theVillage!!
Because living There is Never Enough!!
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VillageSloganizer!!
more missives from theManInBrown!!
-Do You know theVillageChick!!?
-Don’t forget your VPSO!!
-theVillageCouncil!! strikes back!!
-theVillageKidz!! impossible is nothing!!
-theGoddess made theVillageChixxx!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! is theGoddess
-your VPSO!! luvs you
-YVCInc!! -yabba dabba doh!!
-theVPSO!! beat
-theVillageGrapeVine!!- Never die
-Don’t worry - theSam!! takes care.
-Every AlaskanVillage!! has a story.
and so does every Villager.........
-VillageChick!! it’s as simple as that!!
-Can theMan!! for a better future
-Halleluja, it’s theSam!!
-Life’s beautiful with a VillageChick!!
-theVillage!! is my passion
-Praise theSam!!
-theVillageChick!!-Think different
-theVillageEnd!! Bar&Grill - Eat different
and pay More for thePrivilege!!
-With a name like YukonVillagesConsortium!!, it has to be good!!
-theVillage!! beat
-Jesus loves theVillageKidz!!
-theSam!! You bet!!
-theVillageCouncil!! in touch with tomorrow.
and sadly.......Out of Touch with Reality.
-Live from theVillage!! - it’s theSam!!
-Way to go, VPSO!!
-Free thePrisoner!!
"Let my Son go!! or I'll sue you"
-Do it like a VillageChick!!
-theVillage!! loves to hate theSam!!
-theSam!!-one Name. one Legend.
-I’d sleep with theVillageChixxx!!
but only if theHoldingCell bars are betwixt us and I'm on theOfficeFloor!!
again, as usual with these Prisoner JailGuard times when NO ONE else wants
to help me.
-Don’t get in theWay of theSam!!
-theVillageChick!! is better than Chocolate.
-theOC spray and theBaton!!?
Yes Please!!
-I trust theVillageCouncil!!
Ha!!
-Are you ready for theVillageTribalCourt!!?
-When you say VillageChixxx!! You’ve said it all.
Wait... I said this one up above already.
-My Sam, Your Sam, theSam!! for all.
-theArt of theBatonStrikes!!
-Don’t forget your local Occifer!!
-Nobody doesn’t like theSam!!
-theVillageChixxx!! pure lust.
-theDVE!! be ready.
theDomesticViolenceEvent
-I quit smoking with theSam!! - You would too if you were in Jail
-I wish I was theSafety!!
-theSam!! - BallisticVest on theOutside, PopTarts on theInside.
-Next stop, theVillageHoldingCell!!
-theVillageElders!! rule
-It’s not a dream, theVillageChick!! is real.
-Trouble!! - Made by theVillageTuffs!!
-the20YardDash Spray & Beat!! is my sport.
-Feel It Up!! - theBodySearch!!
-Let’s talk about theSam!!
-Don’t play with fire, play with theCigaretteLighter!!
-theVPSO & VPO!? You bet.
-everyone loves their Local Village Officers!!
-VillageChixxx!! Get over it.
-hot VillageChicks!! - extra dry
-YVCInc, Regional Officers / Regional Boobs!! theReal thing.
nothing Fake about them!!
-VillageTuffs & VillageChixxx!! Your DVE specialists.
-Vodka, Pot & Meth!! See more. Eat more. Do more.
-I wish I was a VillageChick!!
-I love theVPSO!!
-theVPSO!! Extending Caring Customer Service
one Baton-opening Wrist flick at-a-time!!
-YVCInc (doh!!) Residents - theOtherVillage people!!
-When you say theMirandaRights!! You’ve said it all.
Yes 'Manda!! my luv, I'm talking about you here, hi
You've just been Sam!!'d
thanks for theHug!!
-I believe in Inebriation, Idleness and Violence!!
-Just hand over theDrugs!!
-theVillage!! today, tomorrow and Always!!
nothing's changed, really.
-Truly Villaged!!
-Pot and Vodka!! after a long day.
-It’s time to call theVPSO!!
-Public Safety is theBest!!
-VillageChixxx are theBreast!!
-theVillageChixxx never lie!!
unless it’s about theArrestReport.
They'll even back-pedal and recant their Assault victim stories too.
Or even blame theVPSO for their bruises, cuts, black-eyes.
-Hiding theDrugs & Alcohol, where success is at home!!
-Be inspired by theVillage!!
-Be inspired by a telescoping steel Baton!!
-Be inspired by theSmallCan!! of OC Spray
-theHandCuff rattle is theSound of your future.
-I’d do anything for theSam!!
-I’d do anything to theSam!!
-I’d do anything to my Family!!
-What is theVillageChixxx!!
-What is theVPSO!!
-Where Am I?!
-Who Are You?!
-What is VillagePublicSafety!!
-Oh my God!! it’s theVPSO!!
-Oh my God!! it’s a VillageChick!!
-and on the 8th Day, God created theVillage!!
and on the 9th Day, God was just totally Embarassed
-and on the 8th Day, God created VillageChixxx!!
and on the 9th Day, God was very Happy
-and on the 8th Day, God created VPSO!!’s
and on the 9th Day, God created VPO’s
and on the 10th Day, God sure got an ear full from theVillage!!
and from theVillageChixxx!!
-VPSO!! no Food and Money - NO Kisses & Hugs!!
I hate it when theGirls!! do that.
-VPSO!! no Lookie theOtherWay - No Lookie at These!!
-theSam!! Best villageBoy in theWorld!!
-theSam!! best Regional Officer for YVCInc (doh!!)
-theSam!! best ReportWriter in theRegion
-theSam!! villageBoy beats everyone!!
-theSam!! Hugs every VillageChick!!
-theSam!! picking up every VillageInfant!!
-theSam!! for theLove of theVillageBoy!!
-ladies, enjoy theVillageBoy!!
-Ladies, here’s Sammy!!
-theVillageBoy!! a little like heaven
-VillageChixxx!! heaven & hell on earth
-VillageChixxx!! Angels with dirty faces,
tarnished halos and broken wings
-VillageChixxx!! Clean faces & bodies and nasty
reputations
-VillageChixxx!! Lots of Baggage and High mileage!!
-One Goal, One Passion, One VillageBoy!!
-One Goal, One Passion, One YVCInc (doh!!)
-theVillageCouncil!! Many passions, many personalities, One common Goal
Fire theDamnVPSO!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! - Now!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! - again....*sigh*
-theAlaskanPrincess!! - best little whor... little Lodges in State!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! her rates can’t be beat just her SeasonalEmployees!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! She cheats theOtherTourists and passes theSavings onto herself!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! Where it’s at!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! theEmployees have Escaped........Completely!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! under Her Thumb and around Her little finger!!
-theSleepingLady!! - ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
-theSleepingLady!! - Princess Valium!!
-theSleepingLady!! - duct taped to theSofa, marker Graffiti, shave-Cream covered and OWNED!!
-MzMontMcKinley!! Ice Queen of theNorth!!
-MzMontMcKinley!! 1 Frigid Beauty
-theAlaskanPrincess!! 6 Native Sisters
-theSleepingLady!! 1 Slumbering Godiva
-theAlaskanPrincess!! - Your family will love you.
-theSleepingLady!! late night refrigerator Raids
her SouthAnchorageCondo has 3Amanas, 4Freezers and 2Ice machines.
like I said in earlier posts, she's Hot and a Fatty!!
-Do it with theAlaskanPrincess!! and she might Respect you in the morning
-Do it with MzMountMcKinnley and she might let you live!!
-Do it with theSleepingLady!! and she’ll never know - until she starts showing!!
-Don’t mess with theAlaskanPrincess!!
Remember this, her fleet of Cruise ships & River vessels roam theGlobe!! And her Luxery tour vehicles roam theState!! and sometimes theWestern US, if you upset her you can disappear anywhere!!
And she's got all those SpaciousLodge grounds around theState all hundreds of miles away from any small town, surrounded by forests and wild animals and all close to deep-Cold Fast moving Rivers,
She brainwashes her employees in one weekend flat!! Which is quite a record for large-group training standards Industry wide and those Kidz'll will do Anything for thePrincess!!
trust me.
-You couldn’t afford one week with theAlaskanPrincess!!
-You couldn’t spend one night upon MzMountMcKinleys frigid curvy slopes!!
-You couldn’t wake up theSleepingLady!! - lucky bastard!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! See more. Do more. Pay more!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! No inhibitions, No clothes, No boundaries!!
-theSleepingLady!! No consciousness, No memory, No struggling!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! never lies. Except to her TouristClients & her Employees
-theAlaskanPrincess!! Wants You, to book an 7 day tour & cruise with her!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! needs You, at her Table, by her Poolside, in her Bed,
by her Fireplace, at her Bar, to basically Pay her Bills!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! for life, at least until theItching & burning subsides!!
-theSleepingLady!! official mattressActress for theAlaskanPrincess!!
-nothing to worry about with theAlaskanPrincess!!
theBleeding will eventually stop and your bones will mend.
-Nothing to worry about with theSleepingLady!!
Get in close and Spoon or else her Thrashing will bruise you and mostly cos,
she'll have no recollection whatsoEver when she wakes up!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! - you see this name, you think Dirty!!
so shower with her
-you can’t beat theAlaskanPrincess!!, just theVillageChixxx!!
and you don’t dare raise your voice at MsMt McKinley
-theAlaskanPrincess!! Whatever you want,-Whenever,
Whereever, Whomever
-You Inside theAlaskanPrincess!!
-You Inside theSleepingLady!!
-You under theMiss MountMcKinley!!
-Make theWorld a better place with theAlaskanPrincess!!
-May theWorld be a better place with theVillageChixxx!!
-There’s lots of fun in theAlaskaPrincess!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! - now.
-theAlaskanPrincess!! in your Life.
-theAlaskanPrincess!! this is it.
-Don’t get in the way of theAlaskanPrincess!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! nonstop.
-and to thatEnd.......
theVPSO’s PatrolVehicle!! nonStop.......
somebody cut theBreaks!!
-Let’s talk about theAlaskanPrincess!!
-let’s talk about theSam!!
-let’s giggle about theSleepingLady!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! for your health.
-theVillageChick!! aiming for your heart, reaching for your wallet and looking for the keys to your vehicle!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! takes good care of you.
-theVillage!! as good as it gets.
because quite frankly, that's all there is WAYY OUT HEERRE.
-VPSO!! you see this name, you think Loser
-Food or a VillageChick!!? - I’ll have food!!
-Where’s theSam!!?
-theVillageChixxx!! - living innovation.
-no need to worry with a VillageChick!!
-VillageChick!! theFreshmaker
and babyMaker!!
-theSam!! loves you
-theSam!! wanted
-theSam!!rific
-the magic of theVPSO!! he approaches and everyone disappears!!
-a day with out theSam!!
is a day well spent
-theVillageChixxx!! See more. go Blind!!
-theSam!! go on, your friends will still respect you only if you return
to them in his vehicle and with loads of his cash!!
-Praise theVillageChick!! that gets “Imbedded” into theOfficersLife!!
-Free VillageChick!! or at least donations please.
-Free theVillageChick!! or at least let her out on Probation
-theVillage!! let your Alcohol!! flow
-Inspired by Pot, Vodka and Meth!!
-it’s my Village!!
-theHoldingCell escape!! - go for it
-theSam!! is your friend!!
-Getting drunk - better than sex.
-Haggard is theLook!! of your future.
-Loves theSam!!
-I fall for theSam!!
-I heart theSam!!
-theVPSO for Village Council President!!
-Say it with theSam!!
-d:oP
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and that's that!!
whom is still giving away a Village!! every week on theInternet.
We decided years ago that "We can't change theWorld, just our VPSO's who serve!!",
So every now and then an Village or two will stone-wall one fine Officers efforts and stymie all progress in theWork of Village Public Safety.
Additional Sponsors include:
--AVA/MFANG; Amalgamated Villages Associations / Member Federation AlaskanNatives Group
Leaders in Transfer Innovation! like, uhm, ya'know?!
Transferring Liquor licenses, Drivers licenses, even State ID cards throughout theRegion!!
We even lead theState in transferring seats While Driving!! Give it a try!!
Our Villagers can change drivers and even change cars while running side-by-side at 80, 100 and 120mph!!
Even at speeds as low as 2mph with both hands OFF the wheel.
--Alaska VillageChixxx!!
Don't Ride your SnowMachines Naked!! Just drive your cars that way.
Proud developers of the"Get Off Me!!" home-selfDefense program, the"Get Out!!" series of how to tell your VPSO to leave theParty, leave theVillage, leave theBoozeAlone!!.
theGirls!! are currently busy uncorking (literally!!) theWizwo Lid methods of how to deal with your local Safety Officer.
"theWine Isn't Working, he still looks like a Dork!!"
After theWizwo/Lid program is completely drained theGirls!! will introduce their tried and true "Off theRoad!!" Village driving program.
You gotta love theGirls!! for making their Villages safer for Impaired drivers and their Vehicles.
Unlike other lesser, weak programs regarding fighting DUI, theGirls!! turn their efforts upon fighting theV-P-S-O!! by removing theNumber one excuse for Driving Impaired in the first place.
They get rid of theVehicle itself.
They use the "Totaled" methods that were literally written in Blood by Bone upon theGravel streets and the D-1 paved hardtop roads.
By leaving their Vehicles behind.............in theTrees, theBushes, down deep Gullies and Ravines, even in theRiver!! theVillageChixxx!! get theVPSO to leave theVillage!! for a short time and Import while he's investigating theAccident!!
--theVillage!!
Because living There is Never Enough!!
------------------------------------------
VillageSloganizer!!
more missives from theManInBrown!!
-Do You know theVillageChick!!?
-Don’t forget your VPSO!!
-theVillageCouncil!! strikes back!!
-theVillageKidz!! impossible is nothing!!
-theGoddess made theVillageChixxx!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! is theGoddess
-your VPSO!! luvs you
-YVCInc!! -yabba dabba doh!!
-theVPSO!! beat
-theVillageGrapeVine!!- Never die
-Don’t worry - theSam!! takes care.
-Every AlaskanVillage!! has a story.
and so does every Villager.........
-VillageChick!! it’s as simple as that!!
-Can theMan!! for a better future
-Halleluja, it’s theSam!!
-Life’s beautiful with a VillageChick!!
-theVillage!! is my passion
-Praise theSam!!
-theVillageChick!!-Think different
-theVillageEnd!! Bar&Grill - Eat different
and pay More for thePrivilege!!
-With a name like YukonVillagesConsortium!!, it has to be good!!
-theVillage!! beat
-Jesus loves theVillageKidz!!
-theSam!! You bet!!
-theVillageCouncil!! in touch with tomorrow.
and sadly.......Out of Touch with Reality.
-Live from theVillage!! - it’s theSam!!
-Way to go, VPSO!!
-Free thePrisoner!!
"Let my Son go!! or I'll sue you"
-Do it like a VillageChick!!
-theVillage!! loves to hate theSam!!
-theSam!!-one Name. one Legend.
-I’d sleep with theVillageChixxx!!
but only if theHoldingCell bars are betwixt us and I'm on theOfficeFloor!!
again, as usual with these Prisoner JailGuard times when NO ONE else wants
to help me.
-Don’t get in theWay of theSam!!
-theVillageChick!! is better than Chocolate.
-theOC spray and theBaton!!?
Yes Please!!
-I trust theVillageCouncil!!
Ha!!
-Are you ready for theVillageTribalCourt!!?
-When you say VillageChixxx!! You’ve said it all.
Wait... I said this one up above already.
-My Sam, Your Sam, theSam!! for all.
-theArt of theBatonStrikes!!
-Don’t forget your local Occifer!!
-Nobody doesn’t like theSam!!
-theVillageChixxx!! pure lust.
-theDVE!! be ready.
theDomesticViolenceEvent
-I quit smoking with theSam!! - You would too if you were in Jail
-I wish I was theSafety!!
-theSam!! - BallisticVest on theOutside, PopTarts on theInside.
-Next stop, theVillageHoldingCell!!
-theVillageElders!! rule
-It’s not a dream, theVillageChick!! is real.
-Trouble!! - Made by theVillageTuffs!!
-the20YardDash Spray & Beat!! is my sport.
-Feel It Up!! - theBodySearch!!
-Let’s talk about theSam!!
-Don’t play with fire, play with theCigaretteLighter!!
-theVPSO & VPO!? You bet.
-everyone loves their Local Village Officers!!
-VillageChixxx!! Get over it.
-hot VillageChicks!! - extra dry
-YVCInc, Regional Officers / Regional Boobs!! theReal thing.
nothing Fake about them!!
-VillageTuffs & VillageChixxx!! Your DVE specialists.
-Vodka, Pot & Meth!! See more. Eat more. Do more.
-I wish I was a VillageChick!!
-I love theVPSO!!
-theVPSO!! Extending Caring Customer Service
one Baton-opening Wrist flick at-a-time!!
-YVCInc (doh!!) Residents - theOtherVillage people!!
-When you say theMirandaRights!! You’ve said it all.
Yes 'Manda!! my luv, I'm talking about you here, hi
You've just been Sam!!'d
thanks for theHug!!
-I believe in Inebriation, Idleness and Violence!!
-Just hand over theDrugs!!
-theVillage!! today, tomorrow and Always!!
nothing's changed, really.
-Truly Villaged!!
-Pot and Vodka!! after a long day.
-It’s time to call theVPSO!!
-Public Safety is theBest!!
-VillageChixxx are theBreast!!
-theVillageChixxx never lie!!
unless it’s about theArrestReport.
They'll even back-pedal and recant their Assault victim stories too.
Or even blame theVPSO for their bruises, cuts, black-eyes.
-Hiding theDrugs & Alcohol, where success is at home!!
-Be inspired by theVillage!!
-Be inspired by a telescoping steel Baton!!
-Be inspired by theSmallCan!! of OC Spray
-theHandCuff rattle is theSound of your future.
-I’d do anything for theSam!!
-I’d do anything to theSam!!
-I’d do anything to my Family!!
-What is theVillageChixxx!!
-What is theVPSO!!
-Where Am I?!
-Who Are You?!
-What is VillagePublicSafety!!
-Oh my God!! it’s theVPSO!!
-Oh my God!! it’s a VillageChick!!
-and on the 8th Day, God created theVillage!!
and on the 9th Day, God was just totally Embarassed
-and on the 8th Day, God created VillageChixxx!!
and on the 9th Day, God was very Happy
-and on the 8th Day, God created VPSO!!’s
and on the 9th Day, God created VPO’s
and on the 10th Day, God sure got an ear full from theVillage!!
and from theVillageChixxx!!
-VPSO!! no Food and Money - NO Kisses & Hugs!!
I hate it when theGirls!! do that.
-VPSO!! no Lookie theOtherWay - No Lookie at These!!
-theSam!! Best villageBoy in theWorld!!
-theSam!! best Regional Officer for YVCInc (doh!!)
-theSam!! best ReportWriter in theRegion
-theSam!! villageBoy beats everyone!!
-theSam!! Hugs every VillageChick!!
-theSam!! picking up every VillageInfant!!
-theSam!! for theLove of theVillageBoy!!
-ladies, enjoy theVillageBoy!!
-Ladies, here’s Sammy!!
-theVillageBoy!! a little like heaven
-VillageChixxx!! heaven & hell on earth
-VillageChixxx!! Angels with dirty faces,
tarnished halos and broken wings
-VillageChixxx!! Clean faces & bodies and nasty
reputations
-VillageChixxx!! Lots of Baggage and High mileage!!
-One Goal, One Passion, One VillageBoy!!
-One Goal, One Passion, One YVCInc (doh!!)
-theVillageCouncil!! Many passions, many personalities, One common Goal
Fire theDamnVPSO!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! - Now!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! - again....*sigh*
-theAlaskanPrincess!! - best little whor... little Lodges in State!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! her rates can’t be beat just her SeasonalEmployees!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! She cheats theOtherTourists and passes theSavings onto herself!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! Where it’s at!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! theEmployees have Escaped........Completely!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! under Her Thumb and around Her little finger!!
-theSleepingLady!! - ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
-theSleepingLady!! - Princess Valium!!
-theSleepingLady!! - duct taped to theSofa, marker Graffiti, shave-Cream covered and OWNED!!
-MzMontMcKinley!! Ice Queen of theNorth!!
-MzMontMcKinley!! 1 Frigid Beauty
-theAlaskanPrincess!! 6 Native Sisters
-theSleepingLady!! 1 Slumbering Godiva
-theAlaskanPrincess!! - Your family will love you.
-theSleepingLady!! late night refrigerator Raids
her SouthAnchorageCondo has 3Amanas, 4Freezers and 2Ice machines.
like I said in earlier posts, she's Hot and a Fatty!!
-Do it with theAlaskanPrincess!! and she might Respect you in the morning
-Do it with MzMountMcKinnley and she might let you live!!
-Do it with theSleepingLady!! and she’ll never know - until she starts showing!!
-Don’t mess with theAlaskanPrincess!!
Remember this, her fleet of Cruise ships & River vessels roam theGlobe!! And her Luxery tour vehicles roam theState!! and sometimes theWestern US, if you upset her you can disappear anywhere!!
And she's got all those SpaciousLodge grounds around theState all hundreds of miles away from any small town, surrounded by forests and wild animals and all close to deep-Cold Fast moving Rivers,
She brainwashes her employees in one weekend flat!! Which is quite a record for large-group training standards Industry wide and those Kidz'll will do Anything for thePrincess!!
trust me.
-You couldn’t afford one week with theAlaskanPrincess!!
-You couldn’t spend one night upon MzMountMcKinleys frigid curvy slopes!!
-You couldn’t wake up theSleepingLady!! - lucky bastard!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! See more. Do more. Pay more!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! No inhibitions, No clothes, No boundaries!!
-theSleepingLady!! No consciousness, No memory, No struggling!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! never lies. Except to her TouristClients & her Employees
-theAlaskanPrincess!! Wants You, to book an 7 day tour & cruise with her!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! needs You, at her Table, by her Poolside, in her Bed,
by her Fireplace, at her Bar, to basically Pay her Bills!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! for life, at least until theItching & burning subsides!!
-theSleepingLady!! official mattressActress for theAlaskanPrincess!!
-nothing to worry about with theAlaskanPrincess!!
theBleeding will eventually stop and your bones will mend.
-Nothing to worry about with theSleepingLady!!
Get in close and Spoon or else her Thrashing will bruise you and mostly cos,
she'll have no recollection whatsoEver when she wakes up!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! - you see this name, you think Dirty!!
so shower with her
-you can’t beat theAlaskanPrincess!!, just theVillageChixxx!!
and you don’t dare raise your voice at MsMt McKinley
-theAlaskanPrincess!! Whatever you want,-Whenever,
Whereever, Whomever
-You Inside theAlaskanPrincess!!
-You Inside theSleepingLady!!
-You under theMiss MountMcKinley!!
-Make theWorld a better place with theAlaskanPrincess!!
-May theWorld be a better place with theVillageChixxx!!
-There’s lots of fun in theAlaskaPrincess!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! - now.
-theAlaskanPrincess!! in your Life.
-theAlaskanPrincess!! this is it.
-Don’t get in the way of theAlaskanPrincess!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! nonstop.
-and to thatEnd.......
theVPSO’s PatrolVehicle!! nonStop.......
somebody cut theBreaks!!
-Let’s talk about theAlaskanPrincess!!
-let’s talk about theSam!!
-let’s giggle about theSleepingLady!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! for your health.
-theVillageChick!! aiming for your heart, reaching for your wallet and looking for the keys to your vehicle!!
-theAlaskanPrincess!! takes good care of you.
-theVillage!! as good as it gets.
because quite frankly, that's all there is WAYY OUT HEERRE.
-VPSO!! you see this name, you think Loser
-Food or a VillageChick!!? - I’ll have food!!
-Where’s theSam!!?
-theVillageChixxx!! - living innovation.
-no need to worry with a VillageChick!!
-VillageChick!! theFreshmaker
and babyMaker!!
-theSam!! loves you
-theSam!! wanted
-theSam!!rific
-the magic of theVPSO!! he approaches and everyone disappears!!
-a day with out theSam!!
is a day well spent
-theVillageChixxx!! See more. go Blind!!
-theSam!! go on, your friends will still respect you only if you return
to them in his vehicle and with loads of his cash!!
-Praise theVillageChick!! that gets “Imbedded” into theOfficersLife!!
-Free VillageChick!! or at least donations please.
-Free theVillageChick!! or at least let her out on Probation
-theVillage!! let your Alcohol!! flow
-Inspired by Pot, Vodka and Meth!!
-it’s my Village!!
-theHoldingCell escape!! - go for it
-theSam!! is your friend!!
-Getting drunk - better than sex.
-Haggard is theLook!! of your future.
-Loves theSam!!
-I fall for theSam!!
-I heart theSam!!
-theVPSO for Village Council President!!
-Say it with theSam!!
-d:oP
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and that's that!!
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