It's Whats for Dinner!!
She's What's For Dinner!!
theSam!!
"Waiter, there's a Fly in my Soup!!
theWaiter!!
"zzu ver zuposed ddu ghett zee Krikkett!!"
-----------
theSam!!
"Miss, I was... my New York steak cost $18.95,
theCoke cost $4.95
and theBlueBerryCrisp alaMode!! cost $6.95
so why is the total Bill over $45!?
theSeverGurl!!
*points at plain looking serverGirl walking by*
"See her?!"
theSam!!
uh huh...
tSG; "and her?!"
tS; "yeppers!!"
theServerGurl
*pointing to herself*
"Hot!!"
*points to other girls*
"Not"
*holds out her hand*
"$55!! Now!!"
----------------
Location: Midtown
Time: 1150hrs
theSam!!
*walks up to Pizza theHut!! doors and goes inside*
Pizza theHut!! Management, Charhmmitt Pinderr
" Umm verrry surry sir, Yoo kennott come inn!!"
theSam!!
"what!?, and why not!!"
PtH Mgr, CP!!
"Itt uhpperz dhat yoov uhlredy Let yor self Go!!"
------------------------
DriveThru!! voice
"Hi welcome to Burger.....
oh Hi Sam!!
theSam!!
"huhh!!"
DriveThru!!
"will it be theSame!! today?,
hold on sir.......
It appears that you were in Muldoon Store yesterday after you gassed up
theCompany Duty truck and used theCompany card to eat,
I bet MechanicMichael / CompanyFleetMgr isn't going to be happy,
Will you be paying Today with your OWN visa?!"
theSam!!
"yeah...." d:o(
---------------------
theSam!!
"what do you mean by a little "Over" medium well, but a skosh "under" done?!
ServerTodd!!
*quickly glances around at thePacked bar, waves at one Girl*
"Jenn!!"
*Jenn comes over*
"Yes!?"
*Todd pulls Redheaded!! Jenn closer and spins her around*
*Pointing to her gleaming white bare hands, forearms & Under-arms Todd says*
"Rare"
*pointing at her made up Face & Neck Todd says*
"Medium Well"
*Exposing Jenn's newly sunburnt Shoulders and back Todd says*
"Under done!!"
theSam!!
"under done please,
ooo, oh, and theRED berry Crisp alaMode too!!"
-------------------------
theFood&Beverage Staff Mgr!!
"so... mr Flyinghorse.....
What points do you have to convince me to hire you?"
theSam!!
"well, in all theWork I've done here in Alaska I have acquired
sharp customer service skills and am able to anticipate customer needs,
I also would Increase sales of your food & drinks each week....blah blah blah..."
*later On!!*
theF&B SMgr!!
"Well lil' Gretta, that foot Massage & Pedicure certainly is a surprise!!,
Oh.. Cherilyn honey, More cheeseCake please,
Ssaamm!! More shoulders, Less Pecs please!!!
wooHoo!!! massage!! and thatmmphhp mmphhhh...
*as more cheesecake is spoonfed to theMgr*
*theMgr adjusts her feet upon the back of theKneeling nude Caprice*
"Much better, and John...
something more Light if you will please,
early Bhramms before he ran away with theMaid or maybe Handel before he moved to Paris
and had a nervous breakdown - if you would!!"
*John nods from across theRoom, at thePiano he plays wistfully then starts to sniffle*
*Cherilyn soaks a sugar cube in Bitters and plops it into the Full Champagne
glass then places it carefuly into theGlassHolder of theBentOver Caprice's
bare Glutes / analCleft!!*
*John sobs, collapses by thePiano bench then hangs himself from theDivider curtains*
-------------------
I hate job interviews, I really do.
I attended recent group Restaurant screenings last month and Bar screenings this month and it was round robin time!! Musical chairs in a way for us.
Some kidz were scared and some adults were totally relaxed.
After awhile, theSmart kids were parroting us Adults (in their own words of course).
It seems that us more Work experienced adults (and a few kids!!) know that
in the end,
theCustomer is always right and we should (within reason) please them.
You don't need to say that You will increase Your skills and Your knowledge,
You need to say that You will Sell, that You will make money for theEmployer.
You should already have certain skills to apply when you meet customers.
You need to give yourself to the employers and sell ideas and products to the customers.
Because theEmps let you into their establishment to do one thing only, and that is to Make Money!!
You have to state Impact words, use adjectives and say what you will do, and when hired, You'd better do what you said you'd do.
That's the way theWhite world works I'm afraid.
Money is theGod now,
You're a nobody unless you have thousands of dollars in the bank, a huge house on theHill and a late model SUV sitting outside.
But I know better,
It's also what's inside that matters too.
You must know Religion or some other Way and have lived it over half your life.
You must have a strong moral foundation from which to operate. People will see in your life if you are genuine-Or not.
You must know People, and you must get along with them-with Anyone!!
You must know Survival, Medical subjects & advanced first aid,
You must know Weapons & Tactics, you must know hand to hand combat.
And inside of you, you must have already decided to do theWorst of things to Anyone at anytime in order to survive and yet, You be nice to people and treat them with respect.
I am nice to you in real life, I trust You, but if you ever fuck me over, I leave you alone forever.
I know what matters to you. I listen to you and know that when you talk, you have your own spiel to finish because that is what's on your mind lately.
Because that is what's recently most important to you.
And everybody loves to hear their own name,
You should do that, use someone's own name back to them in conversation several times.
And touch someone, especially opposite sex.
touch an arm, a shoulder, briefly hold their hand for a moment.
Look them kindly in theEyes.
You have to be genuine with this. You have to really Love people.
At theAirport, at least once a day when a female would approach me for help.
I'd touch her, and once a week, my arm goes around their shoulder for a moment
"You're here and.....
*steering them in body and pointing them where they need to go*
....you need to walk / drive over there and...."
Just find your comfort zone and with theBest of intentions, literally reach Out!!
Tonight I'm staying away from downtown area, because some of those Kids & adults from AALL over theUnited States & Eastern Europe have only been here a week, 2 days, just flown in today, survived one month!! etc.
I don't want to see them hop theBus as it passes by theShelters.
-------------------
theSam!!
"Manager!! There's an boot print in my Quesadila and my fries smell like Camel's!!"
theBarManager!!
"that must be Marci and Kayla isn't working today, Are you sure it's not Marlboro Lights!?"
*Bob theCook waves from theBack!!*
--------------------
theSam!!
"Manda!! I'll have a Double please!!"
theMand!!
*Flashes her enhanced Pecs!!*
"$20, Now!!"
---------------------------
theSam!!
*takes another bite from theFood, as held by cute Angel!!
Wipes his mouth with her long luxurious black hair
Pours Coke into Dee's tender sweet mouth then drinks from Her
and continues Internet surfing!!*
d:oP
luvs,
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, alaska
I live in Mtn View damn it!!
theSam!!
"Waiter, there's a Fly in my Soup!!
theWaiter!!
"zzu ver zuposed ddu ghett zee Krikkett!!"
-----------
theSam!!
"Miss, I was... my New York steak cost $18.95,
theCoke cost $4.95
and theBlueBerryCrisp alaMode!! cost $6.95
so why is the total Bill over $45!?
theSeverGurl!!
*points at plain looking serverGirl walking by*
"See her?!"
theSam!!
uh huh...
tSG; "and her?!"
tS; "yeppers!!"
theServerGurl
*pointing to herself*
"Hot!!"
*points to other girls*
"Not"
*holds out her hand*
"$55!! Now!!"
----------------
Location: Midtown
Time: 1150hrs
theSam!!
*walks up to Pizza theHut!! doors and goes inside*
Pizza theHut!! Management, Charhmmitt Pinderr
" Umm verrry surry sir, Yoo kennott come inn!!"
theSam!!
"what!?, and why not!!"
PtH Mgr, CP!!
"Itt uhpperz dhat yoov uhlredy Let yor self Go!!"
------------------------
DriveThru!! voice
"Hi welcome to Burger.....
oh Hi Sam!!
theSam!!
"huhh!!"
DriveThru!!
"will it be theSame!! today?,
hold on sir.......
It appears that you were in Muldoon Store yesterday after you gassed up
theCompany Duty truck and used theCompany card to eat,
I bet MechanicMichael / CompanyFleetMgr isn't going to be happy,
Will you be paying Today with your OWN visa?!"
theSam!!
"yeah...." d:o(
---------------------
theSam!!
"what do you mean by a little "Over" medium well, but a skosh "under" done?!
ServerTodd!!
*quickly glances around at thePacked bar, waves at one Girl*
"Jenn!!"
*Jenn comes over*
"Yes!?"
*Todd pulls Redheaded!! Jenn closer and spins her around*
*Pointing to her gleaming white bare hands, forearms & Under-arms Todd says*
"Rare"
*pointing at her made up Face & Neck Todd says*
"Medium Well"
*Exposing Jenn's newly sunburnt Shoulders and back Todd says*
"Under done!!"
theSam!!
"under done please,
ooo, oh, and theRED berry Crisp alaMode too!!"
-------------------------
theFood&Beverage Staff Mgr!!
"so... mr Flyinghorse.....
What points do you have to convince me to hire you?"
theSam!!
"well, in all theWork I've done here in Alaska I have acquired
sharp customer service skills and am able to anticipate customer needs,
I also would Increase sales of your food & drinks each week....blah blah blah..."
*later On!!*
theF&B SMgr!!
"Well lil' Gretta, that foot Massage & Pedicure certainly is a surprise!!,
Oh.. Cherilyn honey, More cheeseCake please,
Ssaamm!! More shoulders, Less Pecs please!!!
wooHoo!!! massage!! and thatmmphhp mmphhhh...
*as more cheesecake is spoonfed to theMgr*
*theMgr adjusts her feet upon the back of theKneeling nude Caprice*
"Much better, and John...
something more Light if you will please,
early Bhramms before he ran away with theMaid or maybe Handel before he moved to Paris
and had a nervous breakdown - if you would!!"
*John nods from across theRoom, at thePiano he plays wistfully then starts to sniffle*
*Cherilyn soaks a sugar cube in Bitters and plops it into the Full Champagne
glass then places it carefuly into theGlassHolder of theBentOver Caprice's
bare Glutes / analCleft!!*
*John sobs, collapses by thePiano bench then hangs himself from theDivider curtains*
-------------------
I hate job interviews, I really do.
I attended recent group Restaurant screenings last month and Bar screenings this month and it was round robin time!! Musical chairs in a way for us.
Some kidz were scared and some adults were totally relaxed.
After awhile, theSmart kids were parroting us Adults (in their own words of course).
It seems that us more Work experienced adults (and a few kids!!) know that
in the end,
theCustomer is always right and we should (within reason) please them.
You don't need to say that You will increase Your skills and Your knowledge,
You need to say that You will Sell, that You will make money for theEmployer.
You should already have certain skills to apply when you meet customers.
You need to give yourself to the employers and sell ideas and products to the customers.
Because theEmps let you into their establishment to do one thing only, and that is to Make Money!!
You have to state Impact words, use adjectives and say what you will do, and when hired, You'd better do what you said you'd do.
That's the way theWhite world works I'm afraid.
Money is theGod now,
You're a nobody unless you have thousands of dollars in the bank, a huge house on theHill and a late model SUV sitting outside.
But I know better,
It's also what's inside that matters too.
You must know Religion or some other Way and have lived it over half your life.
You must have a strong moral foundation from which to operate. People will see in your life if you are genuine-Or not.
You must know People, and you must get along with them-with Anyone!!
You must know Survival, Medical subjects & advanced first aid,
You must know Weapons & Tactics, you must know hand to hand combat.
And inside of you, you must have already decided to do theWorst of things to Anyone at anytime in order to survive and yet, You be nice to people and treat them with respect.
I am nice to you in real life, I trust You, but if you ever fuck me over, I leave you alone forever.
I know what matters to you. I listen to you and know that when you talk, you have your own spiel to finish because that is what's on your mind lately.
Because that is what's recently most important to you.
And everybody loves to hear their own name,
You should do that, use someone's own name back to them in conversation several times.
And touch someone, especially opposite sex.
touch an arm, a shoulder, briefly hold their hand for a moment.
Look them kindly in theEyes.
You have to be genuine with this. You have to really Love people.
At theAirport, at least once a day when a female would approach me for help.
I'd touch her, and once a week, my arm goes around their shoulder for a moment
"You're here and.....
*steering them in body and pointing them where they need to go*
....you need to walk / drive over there and...."
Just find your comfort zone and with theBest of intentions, literally reach Out!!
Tonight I'm staying away from downtown area, because some of those Kids & adults from AALL over theUnited States & Eastern Europe have only been here a week, 2 days, just flown in today, survived one month!! etc.
I don't want to see them hop theBus as it passes by theShelters.
-------------------
theSam!!
"Manager!! There's an boot print in my Quesadila and my fries smell like Camel's!!"
theBarManager!!
"that must be Marci and Kayla isn't working today, Are you sure it's not Marlboro Lights!?"
*Bob theCook waves from theBack!!*
--------------------
theSam!!
"Manda!! I'll have a Double please!!"
theMand!!
*Flashes her enhanced Pecs!!*
"$20, Now!!"
---------------------------
theSam!!
*takes another bite from theFood, as held by cute Angel!!
Wipes his mouth with her long luxurious black hair
Pours Coke into Dee's tender sweet mouth then drinks from Her
and continues Internet surfing!!*
d:oP
luvs,
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, alaska
I live in Mtn View damn it!!
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