VillageNetworkNews!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
most distrusted, most annoying, Mostly plagarising!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
dizziness and fainting may occur after hearing news about YOU,
before it even happens!!

......and sometimes after it happens too when you never even told anyone!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
how big is it?! (theVNN!! that is, get your mind out of theGutter!!)
almost as big as a VillageChick's little pinkie!!

But theVNN isn't quite as big as a few of theRegional VPSO's,
as we all know how much any kind of village news grapevine just withers away
and ceases when confronted.

VillageNewsNetwork!!
if your Rep isn't becoming to you,
Don't be coming to us!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
gossip and stories so Low, we can't reveal our Sources!!
they reveal themselves enough stripping after drinking too much anyway.

NillageVewsNetwork!!
VPSO's inhale as bud of Pot burns!!
and then after catching just a teensy wifff (for Educational purposes)
class convenes for huge Lunch!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
Sanity finally makes a comeback to theVillage!!
and after sobering up and taking one look around it sprints away screaming!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
still trying to get rid of that last word, "work"
As if anyone in theVillage!! ever does,

theSam!!
Hey, I just drove into theVillage!! from taking those two prisoners to Jail,

what was that sprinting down theRoad!! screaming??

VillageNewsNoToWork!!
That's what they all say!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
hoping to show you theActionTrailer to theNext Headline!!
But theVillageCouncil!! confiscated it,
had it towed to theDump!! and theVPSO is testing his new Shotgun upon it!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
still advising Villagers to stay clear of theVPSO's area!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
Villagers wake up within theYVCInc (doh!!) news region to DarkSkies and SmokeyAir!!

and in other news an certain VPSO was furious that his stripper friends were seeing other People!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
after hearing about our Region of theState,
you'll be wanting to be anywhere else more than Here!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
Accurate news from around theWhirled!!, theBeaten, theShaken & Stirred!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
raising Bloodpressures of CouncilChiefs, VillageCouncils and VPSO Directo...

Wait. wait. That's theSam!! and his silly Blog, nevermind.

VillageNewsNetwork!!
BreakingNews at it's Whinest.
Wait. wait........that's an "certain whiney Officer that we know!!"

and we're using the word "Know" loosely here.

VillageNewsNeverworks!!
aaaannnnndddd hhooww!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
theVillage's favorite news source..............
forGossip!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
we've said it all along,
that certain Villages may have "fallen off theWagon" (again!!)

but none of our traveling correspondents that we've sent out to theWet!! villages to confirm these rumors have

*hiccup!!*
nnevah, ava bin aybull too kun ferm deez aalle..
alledgeededed roomerz!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
now back Online with a completely new Outlook on Life.....
"Look Out!!"

VillageNewsNetwork!!
the2nd place in theWorld!! besides any VPSO's office,
where everybody knows your name!!

and story, likes, dislikes, breakfast, bra-size, hopes fears......

VillageNewsNetwork!!
bringing out theNewshound in everyone!!

Especially if they're in sight of an VPSO arresting an dear relative and they break out theCellphoneCameras, VideoCams etc.

VillageNewsNetwork!!
not Confirming that anything ever happened, just wishing that sometimes It actually did!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
more than just another spate of scribbles upon theBathroom stall!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
sorry about theNews feed yesterday about theReport of the wildfires close to theVillage!!

turns out that it was just 4 VillageChixxx!! having an impromptu smoking contest!!,
though it was impressive.

theCloud!! formation could be seen across theState!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
Not just what happened.
But what we think how it should have happened to begin with!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
Offering instant Access that's both Free and Easy.
Kinda like an HotVillageChick!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
Sold out, Struck out, Passed out and Get theHeck out!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
it Saved theGirl!!
it Saved theCheerLeader!!

Sadly, it couldn't save an certain VPSO's career!!

VillageNewsNetwork!!
We'll give you all a sneakPeek!! into theInnerSanctum that is theVPSO's Outer
Ballistic Vest and see just what's really inside thePopTart Box!!

We figure that if we wait long enough to Interview!!
We'll eventually get to catch up to theManInBrown!! as he's got all that hardware
upon his person and it's starting to slow him down!!

Doh!!

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