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sends an Questionaire to theSam!! Once in a while I get these in my Inbox and I like to answer them, because for the most part, these are questions You readers never get to ask or would like to know, after all, there Is an human being here typing this Blog after work hours, sitting right next to his Piano, right next to his Acoustic Guitar and as he sleeps a few fitful hours, his Violin rests by his head, his Weapons close by, theRadio on low out of reach, country music softly playing, So here are a few honest questions and some honest answers. 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. If there are good directions to follow. Sure, I'm one of theFew men on Earth that actually reads directions to anything first!! And half theTime when I'm oggling a hotChick!!, I'm really looking for her Tag of brief Instructions!! 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. To fly, to scuba dive and skydive, to take care of women,, Oh wait. I’ve been in theNavy already, and I learned private pilot license ma...

This is from theAnchorage Daily News, online edition, which I'm accessing at 0512hrs on 01 Sat 2007 Murder over $20 in drugs nets 75 years in prison ALASKA DIGEST Published: September 1, 2007 Last Modified: September 1, 2007 at 01:50 AM FAIRBANKS -- A 19-year-old man has been sentenced to 75 years in prison for shooting another man twice in the head over a bungled $20 marijuana deal. David Cox was sentenced Thursday in Fairbanks Superior Court. Cox went to trial in February on charges of first-degree murder and evidence tampering in the death of Gary Lee Titus, 22, on July 22, 2006. But Cox pleaded no contest to the murder charge before the case went to a jury. Cox's attorney, Susan Carney, maintains that Cox drew his .22-caliber handgun and began firing because he thought Titus, who was accompanied by six or seven other young men, had planned to rob him. Prosecutor Jeff O'Bryant said that Cox meant to kill Titus in an act of bravado. A tattoo on one of Cox's forearms s...

One villageKid!! screamed at theOther!!, "Your VPSO's so fat, that theNonProfit gave him a Cement truck for a patrol vehicle!!" Oh yeah!?, Well, Your VPSO's so fat, your Mom thinks she has 3 boyfriends!! ------------------------------- Sorry, I'm bad at jokes, but who could tell!? ------------------------------- One VPSO screamed at theOtherOfficer!! "Your VillageChick!!'s so fat, it took you 5 hours just to read theMirandaRights!! to ALL of her!!" Oh yeah!? Well your VillageChick!!'s so fat, she's not only her ownVillage!!, she's her own Region!! ------------------------------- Your VPSO's so fat, that when no VillageChixxx!! are around, he flattens his Patrol vehicle tires just to get blown!! Sorry!! ------------------------------ Your VPSO's so fat, he farts and theSeismicDetectors in SouthAmerica go on high alert!! Oh yeah!? Well your VPSO's so fat, when he went swimming in theRiver!!, 18 Villages downRiver were flooded ...

Last year this Blogger never had this feature, I had to go load up my pics on 2 or 3 other photo host servers, What you should see is Two fruit, an Angry orange yelling at what looks like a small smiling peach, I'm thePeach!! cos I really don't like being mean at all and I can take other people's mean-ness too cos I know that whomever is having a bad day is facing pressure from THEIR superiors or else is Grandstanding, being a bully and mean people really don't control me. Anyway, I hope the photo from my pc to Blogger works. luvs, theSam!! anchorage, alaska

"As a Village!! blogger, You want to follow theTrends!! see, every now and then, or as I do, every then and later, I like to peruse theState!!'s website and analyze theArrestReports in terms of Report Structure and various considerations. Every LEO I know says to write your reports in Chronological form!! Like I didn't know that already!!, but anywayz, as I pursue theState!!'s website to read and to laugh and cry and gather up inspiration for theNext!! DVE in myVillage!!, I can't help but wonder if all theTop40 Reports read like an Top40 songList on theRadio, Just think about it, When you analyze songs and discover that most songs have an short Introduction, an 1stVerse, an Bridge, an Chorus, then 2ndVerse and Chorus, then Bridge to Finishing with theChorus again. You have to look at things like that, written Reports which will "grab" theReader!!, in much the same fashion as an "boyfriend" grabs his "girlfriend" in an strangle hold, O...

wow, another example of coherent lyric interpreting. where was YouTube when I first discovered Rush, JudasPriest and LitaFord back in the 1980's!? -------------------- Misheard Lyrics, GraveDigger, via YouTube!! d:oP ------------- -I don't eat off the Plate, her kiss to be consensual for a clogged sink, So I saw her, sword in stove, Release!!, will bring the stove, uuahhh.. Frozen chosen, What!? The almighty will break out, the only one left is the crowd!! It's calling Burt!! Swan of the keys, Take me on your wigs, back where I belong it's calling Burt!! -Every sink bound to fail, Noble hat bound to gain all, cherries you fear!! Saucer on Charlie's stove, Raisin!! With senseless gnomes, cheese that growl. theAlmighty now throws the dykes, wrestles a man, he's out of Ice!! It's calling Burt!!, Swan of thekeys, Tape me on your wigs, back where I belong, It's calling Burt!! -Brace your soap, Wash yourself!! he deserves frozen Eggo, Leaf retainer!! Its scary...

theSam!! found her!! his next female Idol, her name's Angela and she's from Sweden. Hmmm, I wonder if I'll have to move there to find her though?! But seriously, Arch Enemy rocks!! and I found these funny you tube postings of "Misheard Lyrics", so, if I don't post here for a few weeks more, you'll know that I'm relistening to all theSlayer vids, CelticFrost, to GraveDigger and yes, listening to my favorite piano babe "Amy" of Evanescence to see just the heck it is she's "Really" saying!! hhmmmm. I wonder which of these Metal bands will take up theVillage!! cause and interpret my blog Postings!? luvs, theSam!! slflyinghorse theVillage!!, I'llAskYa

this message is brought to you by hot VillageChick!! mzMary Lynn Merlot!! this VillageChick!! was aged for more than the prerequisite 17months as typical villageGirls!! are. And when she thrusts herself upon you, Into your Life, into your house. Heck!! Into theParty!! she "Barrels" on in there with her huge bosoms leading theWay!! MzMerlot is an expression in Village!! berry wildness, so much so that she even comes complete with her own warning label about staying out of the way after she drinks AND operates heavy machinery and motor vehicles!! And lately, theVillageCouncil!! crew of locally appointed work men have pretty much kept mzMerlow's drinking schedule in mind when they need work done, they get lots of help from her for free!! albeit , most of it at 0200hrs, 0300hrs, 0600hrs but hey, labor's labor whether it's squeezing a new Villager!! out theWomb!! every 11 to 12 months or operating an handPacker in a trench after busting up theWaterLines from backH...

theSam!! has been looking at various “song writing” guides and subjects here and there on theNet. Thought I’d share some more memorable materials for creating Lyrics. Telling story in PastTense: Write about a situation that you were in, or perhaps your friends, family you were in. It could even be completely made up and totally fictional!! like an certain Blog!! I heard about?! alaskaVillageTales!! Some ideas: -Write about your first crush. She was 185 when she sat on me, she broke my heart and bruised my spleen!! Now she’s no longer 17 and on Yootube they craned her from her house, I used to feed her twinkies throw them in her mouth!! -When your grandfather died. he was theLife of theParty, and everyone got drunk, and like PatsyKline he now falls to pieces, I’m sure glad we don’t Fly and hit theTreeses -When your best friend stabbed you in the back. by stealing my Sister!! or my Mom...... or Dad, or my other dog. How could you betray me you damn mutt!? -When the girl you fancied ...

But seriously, ENUF!! about my hot girlfriends in Bikinis way out in theVillage!! We'll get to that later.... More Village!! news. Village base fends off string of Drive-a-Van attacks!! *sigh* “those Cute little old ladies and “innocent” kids are importing I tell ya!!, but I just can’t quite put my finger on it and prove how!!”, fumed theSafety!! “and why oh why is it always , After the 3 days of Witness phone calls theOnly vehicle that ever shows up at theCorrect time that everyone swears to, is the same tan colored Mini Van!?” ------------------------------------ “pack it” Stan still unclear if his weapons are safe and secure, After all, where else?! but theVillage can you attempt to shoot your relatives, chase them around the Yard with your rifle and after getting arrested, charged and serve time, still expect to return home and see your stack of rifles inside theArctic entry way-to include theRifle you shot at everyone with!? Where else?! No place else but theVillage!! -------...

yet not quite as Pale as an Alaskan Native or ME!! for that matter..... anyways. theBladder & theUreters present More Village!! CountryGold from theSam!! or at least an light amber pale ale Color!! More Village CountryGold!! I saw her sittin‘ on my front porch holding jello; I can still recall that potato salad I once wore; She was drinkin’ brake fluid when she kissed me, and I stopped on a dime ever after, and nothing more; Her parents knew I’d hate her dog forever; She said to me, theStove’s broke, the meat won’t fry; But who’d have thought she’d make dinner 3in theMorning; I pushed her Mutt off the bridge and waved goodbye. ------------------------ I met her on the highway when I was walking; she’d thrown me out theCar a few miles back; then Out!! went Dad, Gram, Mom & her Sister; We waved at her in theDitch when we walked by; She’s got 2 flat wheels, and I’ve a flat butt; Her sister’s got all theBrains-In HER Shirt; Mom’s got 2 front teeth and Dad lost his Glasses; And ...

for free, yes Absolutely free Village lessons, just log onto AlaskaVillageTales and learn for yourself!! theVillage!! *singing* "we ARE theVillage!! world, look at ourChildren. they are theOnes who see theLight of day, while were passed out from Imbibing. While theCouncil's shaken, VPSO's are saving lives!!" oh.. Sorry Michael, Didn't mean to ruin your Song. theVillage!! for all yoo sphiisticateed llluushes Out thar!! *Hic-cup!!* theVillage!! running to talk about Village-ism!!, but mostly running from theVPSO!! theVillage!! ourVPSO's flashlight's, among other things, make us throwUp!! We'll start with his Reports and then move onto that crummy Violin practice!! theVillage!! back to SquareOne!!, that small 10'x10' HoldingCell. theVillage!! thousands of "Idle" wannabes turn up Statewide!! theVillage!! Always, low low LOW expectations!! (and standards, neckLines, waistLines) theVillage!! see Alaska deEvolve right before your very eyes!...