It's Not Over till theSam!! sings.....


Merry Christmas from theSam!!

12 Days of Sam!!

-On the 1st Day of Christmas, theLeadChef!! gave to me-
a Burnt Pan I had to Scrubbee!!

-On the 2nd Day of Christmas, theBarSupplier gave to me-
2 Asbestos Gloves!!

-On the 3rd Day of Christmas, my Friends gave to me-
3 MySpace bulletins!!

-On the 4th Day of Christmas, my Hohner electric gave to me-
4 Power Chords!!

-On the 5th Day of Christmas, theLeadServerGirl!! gave to me-
5 Cake Mould rings!!

-On the 6th Day of Christmas, Route 45Bus!! gave to me-
6 Drunks a Riding!!

-On the 7th Day of Christmas.........ahh What theHell.
I don’t have time for all this....

On the 12th day of Christmas, my DayOff!! gave to me-

12 Hours Sleeping!!
11 Patrons Griping!!

10 Girlfriends Calling!!
9 bucks + Tips!!

8 Trashbags Breaking!!
7 Tushes Spanking!! (uhmmm. I hug theGirls alot!!)

6 Inebriates Riding!!
5 Cake Mould rings!!

4 Power Chords!!
3 silly Bulletins!!

2 Asbestos Gloves!!
and a Burnt Pan I had to scrubbee!!
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-More Christmas KAROAKE SAM!!

We 3 Dummo’s,
Unemployed, Wished we Are!!

Would earn enough money to buy a car,
Feet are slipping, theChina’s chipping

Fall down and see many stars!!
(and UP a few short skirts too!!)
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Ohh Well, Oh well.....
theBar owner did say,

You knew when you Signed up,
we wouldn’t pay,

Now go clock in,
put on your skirt.

And have a drink till this Shift,
doesn’t hurt!!
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Sam E!! Got Run Over by a Brotha'!!

Sammy Got Run over by a Brotha!!
walking home to his Apt Novembers eve!!
You could say there’s no such thing that happened,
on the street right next door to Fantasy’s!!........

-He’d been drinking too much Stoli,
And theServerGirls!! begged him to go...
His bald head felt NO sensation,
and he staggered into theDoor and bled his nose.

-When they woke him theNext morning,
theGirls bent over, showed some Crack!!
They put lip marks on his forehead,
Insisted THEY were to be theOne’s on their Backs!!

Sammy Got Run over by a Brotha!!
walking home to his Apt Novembers eve!!
You could say there’s no such thing that happened,
on the street right next door to Fantasy’s!!........

-Now we’re all so proud of Samta!!
He took theHit-n-Run so well.
See him wanting to kick Everyone like a football,
Downing Wine, Unused Vodka like he was a well!!

-It’s not the Same shift without Samta!!
every night he’s dressed in White,
But we just can’t help but wonder,
we turn our backs, ALL dessert’s have had a bite!!

Sammy Got Run over by a Brotha!!
walking home to his Apt Novembers eve!!
You could say there’s no such thing that happened,
on the street right next door to Fantasy’s!!........

-Now 2 Girls are on theTable,
and theIce Cream that one Hid,
In an orafice that could hold a 2 litre bottle,
That would just have matched the containers discarded ‘neath theSam!!’s bed.

-Please warn all yo friends and neighborz,
about S-A-M-U-E-L!!
they should have never given a paycheck,
to a man who operates a dish machine and says “Hey You!!”

Sammy Got Run over by a Brotha!!
Walking home to his Apt Novembers Eve!!
You could say there’s no such thing that happened,
on the street right next door to Fantasy’s!!.......
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20mins till Christmas day is over!!
fa la la la la, la la la la!!

lovs,
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, ak

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