Villaged Initiatives
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Proud pervos... proud parvo.. wait. That’s a dog virus,,,
Proud perverts.. no.
Proud perveyors of things that go bang, and we’re not just talking of theVillageChixxx!! and resultant baby booms either!!
CELEBRATE THIS NEW YEARS EVE WITH “VillagePublicSafetyCareer” IN A BOX!!
Lite one little inky, dinky small fuse and a series of colors fills the sky hunderds of feet in the air,
At the stroke of Midnight ring in the New Year with a Bang!!
You’ll love this package,
You’ll love seeing this bright Career blossom and bud,
You’ll love seeing this Potential go Up in Smoke!! as it were and just as quickly, fade to black right before your eyes.
theVPSOC / veepSock!! in a box weighs in at a hefty 240lbs and even before the fireworks show begins at midnight,
theFireworks show begins when you bring theVeepSock!! package into theVillage!!
Drive it in, tour it around theVillage!! and intro it to just about everyone because when this package gets lit and goes off after midnight,
it’s gonna be in your life for well over 2.5 yrs and then you’ll still be talking about it well over 4yrs later cos IT will still be Blogging about you!!
This VeepSock!! is unlike any other VeepSock!! you’ve had in theVillage!!
When it speaks up, it’s kinda Whiney and Nasal, but theOnly Incredibly Loud Report it will ever make is the 8 page text w/ Pics and receipts, FloppyDiscs and other evidence for you left on your doorstep
or upon your Office desk AND the multiple copies to it’s parent StateTrooper / nativeNonProfitAgency that ...
that hired it in theFirst place, to ah...
to be there in your village.
This VeepSock!! is unlike any other VeepSock!! you’ve had in theVillage!!, and none other like it will definitely ever serve.. erh.. NEVER serve.
This VeepSock!! can be low and unobtrusive, funsy and whimsical like those WeddingPapprazziSparklers observed by everyone in theVillage!! when, after theMother of theBride!!
literally ran over theSam!! as he backstepped down theTribalHall steps taking pictures of theBride!! and theMotherInLaw snapped, “Sam!!, get out of the way..!!”
even theCute Bridesmaids all now live forever and eternally young on hard disc, somewhere, online perhaps, archived somewhere,
We’re not really sure.
This VeepSock!!’s a keeper, it’s just that his own HomeVillage!! didn’t wanna keep him, and instead,
in an extreme spirit of charity, generosity and Desparation!!
Sent him out to theVillage!!, any village other than their own.
This VeepSock!! will definitely bring down theHouse, albeit, Granma’s old house in midWinter via her Inebriate Son,
whom in a fit of rage over being denied a drink of CanadianCrownWhiskey, would set theHouse alight.
This VeepSock!! will surely have you seeing Stars when, after You test his patience and finally Assault him,
he draws his Baton in self defense and clocks you a few times, Yep, You’ll see stars and then iron bars of theHoldingCell.
So get this VeepSock!! before another village snaps it up and He’ll throw in , uhh..
We’ll throw in free ShoulderMassages and free babySitting!!
He’ll even chop wood and haul water, haul fuel oil for all the Old peo...
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theSam!!
26 letters and 10 numbers attempt to lighten Sam!!’s sentences,
So far, a rhyming dictionary, a thesaurus, an websters dictionary and a book of hominyms & grammar syntax ain’t workin’ out!!
theSam!!
not only an Villager!! in real life / IRL!!,
but he also plays one in Blog!!
theBlog!!
not just what happened, but what Shoulda’, what Coulda’ and certainly what never Did happen!!
theBlog!!
having thrown Sam!!’s credibility out theWindow years ago, we’re now working on tossing out his belongings onto theFront lawn!!
theVillage!!
over 12 days left till celebrating theEnd of Year blowOut at theTribalHall,
this just 2 months (Oct) after celebrating theClose-To-theEnd of Year RUN-Out of theVPSO!! at practically everyone’s house
except for the Day of Mourning over at theVillage GeneralStore!!
where piles and piles of unused Boxed milk, crates and crates of chocolate candies and uneaten PopTarts sit
unused / uneaten / unpurchased.......cos theSam!! isn’t there to buy such things anymore.
theVillageEnd!! Bar & Grill
we’re NOT theChippedCup!!,
nor are we theHurledPlate!!, or theBrokenPlate!!
neither are we theSoiledNapkin!!, or theBigJuggzDriveThru!!
and we’re certainly not theSteakHouse!!
but we helped start it all, so there!!
and I'm theSam!! so there!!
d:oD
Proud pervos... proud parvo.. wait. That’s a dog virus,,,
Proud perverts.. no.
Proud perveyors of things that go bang, and we’re not just talking of theVillageChixxx!! and resultant baby booms either!!
CELEBRATE THIS NEW YEARS EVE WITH “VillagePublicSafetyCareer” IN A BOX!!
Lite one little inky, dinky small fuse and a series of colors fills the sky hunderds of feet in the air,
At the stroke of Midnight ring in the New Year with a Bang!!
You’ll love this package,
You’ll love seeing this bright Career blossom and bud,
You’ll love seeing this Potential go Up in Smoke!! as it were and just as quickly, fade to black right before your eyes.
theVPSOC / veepSock!! in a box weighs in at a hefty 240lbs and even before the fireworks show begins at midnight,
theFireworks show begins when you bring theVeepSock!! package into theVillage!!
Drive it in, tour it around theVillage!! and intro it to just about everyone because when this package gets lit and goes off after midnight,
it’s gonna be in your life for well over 2.5 yrs and then you’ll still be talking about it well over 4yrs later cos IT will still be Blogging about you!!
This VeepSock!! is unlike any other VeepSock!! you’ve had in theVillage!!
When it speaks up, it’s kinda Whiney and Nasal, but theOnly Incredibly Loud Report it will ever make is the 8 page text w/ Pics and receipts, FloppyDiscs and other evidence for you left on your doorstep
or upon your Office desk AND the multiple copies to it’s parent StateTrooper / nativeNonProfitAgency that ...
that hired it in theFirst place, to ah...
to be there in your village.
This VeepSock!! is unlike any other VeepSock!! you’ve had in theVillage!!, and none other like it will definitely ever serve.. erh.. NEVER serve.
This VeepSock!! can be low and unobtrusive, funsy and whimsical like those WeddingPapprazziSparklers observed by everyone in theVillage!! when, after theMother of theBride!!
literally ran over theSam!! as he backstepped down theTribalHall steps taking pictures of theBride!! and theMotherInLaw snapped, “Sam!!, get out of the way..!!”
even theCute Bridesmaids all now live forever and eternally young on hard disc, somewhere, online perhaps, archived somewhere,
We’re not really sure.
This VeepSock!!’s a keeper, it’s just that his own HomeVillage!! didn’t wanna keep him, and instead,
in an extreme spirit of charity, generosity and Desparation!!
Sent him out to theVillage!!, any village other than their own.
This VeepSock!! will definitely bring down theHouse, albeit, Granma’s old house in midWinter via her Inebriate Son,
whom in a fit of rage over being denied a drink of CanadianCrownWhiskey, would set theHouse alight.
This VeepSock!! will surely have you seeing Stars when, after You test his patience and finally Assault him,
he draws his Baton in self defense and clocks you a few times, Yep, You’ll see stars and then iron bars of theHoldingCell.
So get this VeepSock!! before another village snaps it up and He’ll throw in , uhh..
We’ll throw in free ShoulderMassages and free babySitting!!
He’ll even chop wood and haul water, haul fuel oil for all the Old peo...
----------------------
theSam!!
26 letters and 10 numbers attempt to lighten Sam!!’s sentences,
So far, a rhyming dictionary, a thesaurus, an websters dictionary and a book of hominyms & grammar syntax ain’t workin’ out!!
theSam!!
not only an Villager!! in real life / IRL!!,
but he also plays one in Blog!!
theBlog!!
not just what happened, but what Shoulda’, what Coulda’ and certainly what never Did happen!!
theBlog!!
having thrown Sam!!’s credibility out theWindow years ago, we’re now working on tossing out his belongings onto theFront lawn!!
theVillage!!
over 12 days left till celebrating theEnd of Year blowOut at theTribalHall,
this just 2 months (Oct) after celebrating theClose-To-theEnd of Year RUN-Out of theVPSO!! at practically everyone’s house
except for the Day of Mourning over at theVillage GeneralStore!!
where piles and piles of unused Boxed milk, crates and crates of chocolate candies and uneaten PopTarts sit
unused / uneaten / unpurchased.......cos theSam!! isn’t there to buy such things anymore.
theVillageEnd!! Bar & Grill
we’re NOT theChippedCup!!,
nor are we theHurledPlate!!, or theBrokenPlate!!
neither are we theSoiledNapkin!!, or theBigJuggzDriveThru!!
and we’re certainly not theSteakHouse!!
but we helped start it all, so there!!
and I'm theSam!! so there!!
d:oD
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