2007 Awards!!

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But probably not until after she skates back from her adventures with her new found friends!!

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anyway.

2007 VillageAwards!!

Date: Tue 11 December 2007
Subject: 2007 Awards
Body: Taught, fit, bound gagged, whipped and...
oh.. wait.

Wrong forum!!

uhm. I meant.... On With theVillage Awards!!

1) DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEAR.

msJess!!

we've imbibed like old buddies since,
we'll, since August!!

she of black attire and I of starched white, did first meet
while we were employed at theChippedCup!!

I was serving time in theDishPits and she was BussGirl!!
aside from Kissing, she also greeted guests warmly, poured water for them,
placed napkins in lapels and necklines of seated guests and nuked house bread &
gave that to theGuests along with butter,

and when she wasn't sneaking scoops of Ice cream out of theStandUp freezer she was keeping track of "drinking" guests,

would lead thePack!! of Servers & Busers and she'd snap up theUnused Alcohol / wine, champagne, cognac, gimlets & shot glasses and run back to theDishPits to inhale theAlcohol,

she did this consecutively throughout her work shifts,
I know cos I'd watch her pleasant mood go Up to really Giggly and then she'd get Moody and blah!!, then at closing time she'd hold her temples and would literally bite anyone whom was "yelling" at her,

my arm bite marks have healed by now thank you,

Our eyes, Our hands met across a messy, dirty dish filled stainless steel ware counter and I thought for a second, that she was after my cheesecake crumbs or was possibly going after my Calimari niblets I had just gathered,

but she was thinking like me,
and was really reaching for theFull glass of WildHorse vintage 2004 that another Server had set down,

we fought like cats & dogs sometimes,
and she even brought me dinner from the Front line grills.

*sigh*
"this is really good",
"wow, awesome!!" she'd wipe her mouth and give me half eaten portions,

Well.
considering theBoyfriends she's had and everything she's DONE,
I'm pretty much innoculated against all diseases, germs and cooties to last for 50
generations of my posterity.

eh!!
I dunno, she quit coming to work one day in Nov.
I'll miss her sweet smiley face and her mean RightHook!!
She really does hit like a girl, a drunken mean spirited annoyed girl!!

Jess, where ever you are,
There you are!!
d:o(

2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD (longest friend) -

well.
for 10yrs at least.

Has to be theInternet!!
That thing created by AlGore and so aptly described by one of Alaska's finest, most knowledgagugagibull Senators...as a Series of Tubes!!

3) NEWCOMER AWARD - COOLEST NEWEST FRIEND?

Has to be mrHuntley.
he's a SkyCap at theAirport.

Back in Nov 2006 when I first started walking the Sidewalks at UncleTedSteven's Intl Airport as an SecuritasOfficer,

I had to walk my assigned Upper Lower ramp post of South Terminal or walk the North Terminal ramp post and keep an eye out for people who'd leave unattended vehicles parked curbside,

I had to constantly contact people and politely remind them of Not Leaving their vehicles unattended, or to Not leave their vehicles with small children Unattended inside,

Regrettably, People who are just plain Idiots do exist.
Cos these people would tell me, "My sons in the car!!" and would walk away into Terminal to get baggage.

And they expected me to believe that an Infant or an Toddler, or Heaven forbid-a Dog!! was attending the vehicle and could DRIVE the vehicle away or move it in case an emergency vehicle suddenly appeared and needed space (this happened a lot)

Yep, idiots and other careless people do exist.
I got hit at least 3 times by drivers who bulldozed into handicapped parking when I was standing curbside to WaveOn moving vehicles, was brushed against and Moved by the vehicles.

Anyway, mrLee was friendly from the start and he offered advice to me and told experiences that would help me do my job better,

He told me what and whom to look out for and gave me the scoop on past security companies that worked out at the airport,

Most recently, mr Lee invited me to his family's house for ThanksgivingDinner.
Turkey never tasted so good and after wards, we went to a movie theater and viewed "FredClause",

an story about Santa's older brother. It was a fun evening.

3) HIGH POINT OF THE YEAR?

Turning 40!!

I made a lot of changes in my life this last summer.
I totally walked away from organized religion, said goodbye permanently to mormonism and became a changed person inside.

Even though I now drink socially, and even socialize a lot more with various Females!!

I still find that I am the same man inside,
I just open my mouth more to tell you what I truly think and I find myself caring less and less what people perceive me to be,

or rather, I care not so much about Image anymore, and I don't make myself do churchy, restrictive things either,

I don't dwell much on the future anymore either, but rather, I'm here and now.

I've realized that ALL my life my church minded family & friends pushed me to be something THEY wanted me to be,

and with this Awakening inside, this shedding of the old me and becoming new again,
I find an old friend in the Instruments of Piano, Acoustic Guitar and most recently-theViolin.

My artistic tendencies now drive me to pick up an instrument everyday and move through scales, chords, notes,

warming up my fingers and my mind before a feeling inside of me starts to stir and I find a tune or melody in my soul that surfaces,

Good music truly lifts the soul, especially if your soul needs soothing-like Mine.

4) LOW POINT OF THE YEAR?

Early summer of 2007 when I realized that if I was meant to be in uniform and doing something worthwhile with my time, that I'd already be There out in theVillage!! or in a StateTrooper uniform, or with any other Police agency.

Public Safety has passed me by because I'm not jumping through any more hoops to get into uniform ever again,

I was first accepted at face value, on paper, sight unseen when I applied to theVillage Public Safety Officer program, that was a step in a great direction,

But after 2.5yrs out in theVillage!!, I had to leave the community where I worked, where I lived because no one there really wanted to change,

no one really wanted help of any kind and my own personal safety was becoming less and less secure each day,

and from that point on, no Agency hired me although some did take steps to interview me or investigate.

And I am told that I was the problem, that I was the one at fault and that I was the liablility.

And I accepted that word, at least for awhile.
But not anymore.

Because I did my job when I was employed as VPSO.
I went above and beyond what was expected of me, I gave my $, my time and talents to the people that I served,

and I did do much to help theYouth and kids, so really, my conscience is clean and I am not the problem that theStateTroopers claim I am.

So my summer was one of acceptance and yet, one of possibilities too.
Because of this saying, "Once an Officer (insert your calling here) Always an Officer"

Inside I still keep aware of people and situations around me,
I still quietly, discreetly carry SOME type of weaponry with me always and I still will run to violence,

will run to aid someone else, for that is a part of me that no one can take away or deny me, even though I am denied my rightful place in AK public safety.

But I wait my time, I will endure, I will survive while my enemies who keep me out of uniform will one day be forgotten,

they get rich now by living fat off the state and by being gainfully employed and one day soon, they will be stripped of their pride.

I will see them fall, I promise.
So just remember, that even in the lowest parts of your day, your week or month.

You are still worth something to someone.
You have everything to live for and you will move onto better opportunities while those who oppose you will eventually be stopped, and they cannot progress.

so Live damnit!!

Oh........
and as for the low point.

Don't ever party with cute military babes down by ShipCreek!!
That whole place is really low, it's swampy, it's creeky,

I mean,
it's really cold water and....
when you wake up lying on the Coastal Bike Trail and theJohnson family bicycles over you (twice!!) then has the nerve to nervously chatter to 911 dispatch on their cellphones!! (all 5 of them were connected, even baby Tim!!)

anyway,
well. Actually, Chester Creek, or maybe Potters Marsh is the lowest point,
I've been there too.

5) BEST HOLIDAY?

Probably the one store on East Dimond Boulevard as you head East under the freeway.

I say this because I briefly drove ParaTransit this last summer and I LOVED that job.

Though I thought that changing from one airport security job where the parent company didn't care about us Officers, and where the airport police didn't even care about us Officers and when I had to walk to and from work

to changing to another more Noble line of work would help my life, sadly it didn't turn out that way.

For you see, I still had to walk 6 or 7 miles to work, and if I had to show up at 0500hrs that meant leaving my Apt in north Anchorage at 0200hrs.

Those handicapped people that I drove around Anchorage were the sweetest people.
They were humbling to be around and were very grateful for our driving services but that didn't pay the bills,

Nope, charity work of sorts isn't where you find yourself.
Though it may work at one point in your life, when you move past it and continue living,

You don't need to relearn all the wonderful lessons that, say, driving ParaTransit would help you learn.

I learned all the charity, the gospel, the service lessons when I was growing up and was church minded, but now that I'm grown up, I need to look out for me and my needs first.

So, when I say, that theHoliday gas station on Dimond Blvd was the best,
I really mean it,

cos I'd find time to park there for a few minutes and review my driving route and would enjoy an indulgence of hot chocolate drinks or else Pop and candy.

theHoliday stations here in Anchorage are clean, well stocked and the staff people are friendly,

heck,
even last Nov when I would walk back to North Anchorage in the bitter cold,

I'd stop at an Holiday gas station to pee and the staff people there would let me use their rest room, as most stations, most public facilities are closed after midnight,

especially to Minority, Native, poor indigenous looking folk like me.

6) YOUR SONG FOR 2007

Probably "Living After Midnight" by JudasPriest.

Why?! you might ask.

Simple.

Cos when normal people were at home sleeping or otherwise relaxing or doing fun stuff,

I'd be working, walking or otherwise be away from my Apt when I should have been off work sleeping, relaxing or otherwise doing fun stuff.

7) MOVIE FOR 2007?

Pretty much anything with Boobs, Cleavage, breasts, and perky nips!! in it.

That being said,

I thought that the recent Sex Harassment vids we employees at theChippedCup!! were made to view were absolutely hilarious.

If you think about it,
no one in their right mind would glibbly spout sexual inuendo and verbiage to another of the opposite sex

nor would they even lay hands on another person, I consider that Assault in my book.

But there it is, an video for us employees to see and the Actors played each part well, Did exaggerate for effect theDialogue, theBody contacts, theSingling out of women, men and even treating others with blatant Hostility.

Yet, that is the Sadness that is become our civilization today in 2007.
It's apparent that none of us Adults know how to behave and we need to be told what to do and what Not to do to the Opposite sex in the work place.

I took Art as a Major in College,
I sat around and drew, drew DREW everything, Everyone and anything.

I learned from my teachers that earlier civilizations reached a boiling point, if you will,

they reached a point, as if you were baking or heating up a meal and it reaches a point where it's "DONE",

where you could thoroughly judge that Nations moral state by their artwork,
by their entertainment, by what they held dear as pleasure,

Some dear friends of mine recently,
were making hints at some Recent video footage on the Internet that they heard about, and so, out of curiousity I found the footage and viewed it.

Its about 2 porn actresses who fill up an container with what appears to be feces / shit straight outta one girls butt and then the girls eat it, make out with each other and I'm sorry to say,

that even though a lot of people were shocked when viewing that footage, as it seemed, that a cult following of "Reaction" videos popped up on the Internet showing various people's Reactions as they viewed the 2 actresses shit then eat and kiss and pander to the camera,

and judging from these "Reaction To" most people were laughing,
like they weren't phased by it,

But that's just MY opinion and that's just one SMALL example of what the public today holds as value,

Remember that I grew up seeing DomesticViolence at a tender young age,
I saw violence pretty much every week in real time, and after awhile it didn't bother me anymore-at least Outwardly.

It saddens me to see that, for the most part, we truly value the stuff that came outa that one chicks asshole.

we are not traumatized by terror and pain anymore,
we are not shocked and sickened by the extreme either.

For we have desensitized ourselves for generations and there is no end in sight for us to get back our delicate virtue that we all once had.

Umm, other than that,
I liked the recent movie I saw on Thanksgiving Day, "FredClause"

and if anyone who speaks french, please contact me,
as one ServerGirl!! always seductively purrs to me

"cuurrr de chunnessey.. eepoo doh annasay eeedyoott!!
Conna mooostayy lubb, eerrect ah flleevin esss limmpett!!"


And get this,
She's a blonde haired, blue eyed curvacious Russian girl!!

10) WHO DID YOU SPEND VALENTINES DAY WITH?

*thinking....*
I can answer in 60 words or less.

Well. It was at theAirport

About 1000 travelers every hour that came AND went-but that was just for ONE airline when I worked out at theAirport.

So times that amount by about 40 or 50 different carriers.
oh....

and 3 very grumpy airport police and one yapping K-9 dog too!!

11) BEST RELATIONSHIP?

It's a tossup really.

I got a group of people that I met from one Internet forum, where everyone posts and from time to time they gather in real life to socialize,

I like them, they're cool. From within THAT group I have met a couple of people and gotten to know them better,

and see that it is possible to connect with someone via theInternet........and still emerge from the situation with my Life intact,

I joke, but really.
I love my Inet friends whom I have met,

They love sports, they love music, they love fishing!!
They love Alaskan outdoors, they love computer and console games and I just like to eat and listen to everyone else talk!!

Then there's theLeo crowd that I have.
I can say anything to my friends in this circle and chances are,

they've had similar events happen to them and we really don't say much more,

My buddies totally understood when I got tagged by a car at theAirport and one driver hopped out literally shaking his fist at me while I'm still wiping his vehicles dirt off my jacket sleeve & front pants leg,

we deal with people and inevitably-their problems they drag with them.
And in dealing with various people, sometimes you DO have to label them.

To mentally categorize them and place them somewhere in a mental file in your head and recognize that by doing so, you keep your perspective on life,

and you keep your sanity too.

People can be broken down into a system and you can make that system work for you or against you

Or else you can totally ignore such things and...believe it or not, still be happy.

Us leo's have seen it all,
even in my 2.5yrs in theVillage!!

Trust me, I know who's slept with whom, who's related to whom, whom was once someone's first college roommates 2nd pet stylist while they worked in accounting while lap dancing through college before they ever attended 2nd grade!!

??

if that made any sense.
And they did it all by snail mail correspondence while being despondent, Plaintiff and Defendant ALL at the Same time!!

EditorsNote!!:

Sam!!,
You don't remember that free ice cream I gave you at WEIO!?
I had a 2nd job, and not just at theClub!!

sheeeshh...
and cut it out damnit,
I was actually a Pet shampooer, as allergies kept me from running the blow dryer!!
-Chelsea Stalker, YVC Inc roving Reporter, alcohol transporter and my own baggage Porter when I travel!!


Other than that,
I'd have to say that I get along famously with one chick!! at work.
When she needs me, she calls to me-addressing me, and when I'm finished with what needed to be done, I go away, end of relationship.

When I need her, I address her and when she's finished cooking me something to eat!!
I go away, end of relationship.

"What!?,
Ok Boss... 40 chairs moved up to 3rd level Mezzanine. Got It!!

Yes Bosslady, run 5 blocks and back in 2 minutes so your 2hr meter won't expire.....Yes ma'am. Use MY OWN CHANGE this time. Got it!!

*sigh*
yes Anna,

a triple espresso Latte and no eating theWhipped cream top off and yes,
I know, I know you'll double check theInner temperature with your DigitalThermometer when I get back....."


12) WHAT WERE YOU FOR HALLOWEEN?

I was,

I was,

I was probably drinking after work.
I don't remember.

But I didn't go out though, cos I worked till later that Night and then went back to my Apt.

13) RESTAURANT OF THE YEAR?

I'd say theChippedCup!! where I work, but they just opened 7 months ago and haven't really been around more than a year,

as the category says, Restaurant of theYear.

Why?!
I dunno.

I figure that if hordes of homeless can work the entire street east and west of us and we still get waves of hungry people coming to eat, like locusts,

then our GreasySpoon is worth touting.

Well.
That and half theCute Only female staff are underdressed and overpaid.

I still don't know how one girl does it with her black nylon leg stockings,
I mean, theDesigns on them are intricate, very artsy and every day she displays something different,

One time she even went Plaid and this with just BlackInk!!
oh.. and her stockings?!

tattood on!!

14) KISS OF THE YEAR?

I dunno.

I mean, I give warm friendly hugs but I done like too kish much.
I might peck on the Cheek or forehead to my favorite girls.

Actually, I confess.

My kiss of the year was purchased in Pennsylvania in 2002 when I visited theHerschey's chocolate factory and bought an 20lb HersheyKiss.

20lbs was all I could afford and so I've slowly nibbled on it and licked it,
mostly I just gaze lovingly at it and lust lust LUST!!

15) BEST DECISION MADE THIS YEAR?

Between walking on theOncomingTraffic side of theRoad or to walk WITH traffic.

I've decided to go With traffic,
cos after walking at 0300hrs 7miles south to ParaTransit work this last summer,

I got egged from a passing car,
I know how boring it can be to drive around at 0300hrs so,

heck!!
make it easy for people when they sling stuff.

But lately,
when staggering home to my Apt after working at theChippedCup!!, or after I've made a pit stop at theBrokenSaucer!! and had a couple Bacardi's to drink,

I just walk FACING traffic.
Makes it easier for msHeidiNight!! theTrafficReporter to keep track of me-theSam!! as I weave home!!

besides,
with all those highbeams in my eyes,
I stay awake just a block or two longer.

16) WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR NEXT YEAR?

To see if I can really, REALLY!!
visualize WhirledPeas!!

for the life of me I can't even begin to fathom what a whirled pea looks like.

I've seen them in thePod while working for theAlaskanPrincess!!
None of her fruits, veggies or meat does anything without her express permission.

And one night after getting an intimate leo girlfriend mad at me,
she hurled some kabobs and tortellini at me,
well.

at least we WOULD HAVE eaten peas that night if I hadn't bought ice cream.
My friends don't want me to eat sweets and I love ice cream, chocolate, pop.

Instead of trying to visualize,
I think it's time to get some new friends that will let me eat sweets!!

17) MOST STUPID IDEA WHEN DRUNK?
Thinking that I could play a few tunes, from my heart, on an Hotel lobby piano and that NO ONE would notice.

And this after I attended my first ever Wine Tasting!! and getting all tipsy.

I have the courage already, I have the strength to do Whatever when sober, but I can tell you that Alcohol just really lowers ANY inhibitions you may have.

I'd dominate youtube I tell ya, but I have a crappy camera and slow Inet access for uploads,

And, I don't drink a little cast off Wine or Vodka anymore after work,
August & Sept was a blurr.

18) TV SHOW OF THE YEAR?
I like PBS, and C-Span.

*shrugs*

Even though basic cable is included in rent,
I don't watch tv anymore.

I'm Online!!

19) MOST LOYAL FRIEND?

So far, it's 'lil Mosely, my stuffed Moose toy.

Only thing is,
an girlfriend has him with her in her apt.

He gets more love than I do!!
WTH!!

20) BIGGEST CHANGE OF THE YEAR?
I cut my hair.

Since last year I grew it out.
My sides touched my collarbone, my forehead touched my nose.

And then someone at theRestaurant says that I could get promoted if I cut my hair "just clean up a bit", and I'd get to do other stuff besides Washing dishes,

So I went military style!!
oh well.

I'll grow it out again if I need to.

21) BIGGEST DOUCHE BAG AWARD?
the driver of that black lincoln that literally tagged me on 5th ave a couple months back late late one night and spun me around facing the other way!!

it happened so fast.
I had right of way and was crossing the street,
But they had their ghetto music up too loud and they were pulling out of a bar, from the strip club,

oooooooo.
I'm so mad at them for hitting me and not stopping.
But at least I got tagged and not run over.

22) NEW YEAR RESOLUTION?

To accomplish in 2008 what will literally take me 10 or 20yrs to do as far as Violin playing is concerned.

theViolin is very difficult.
and I love it.

But everyone in theKnow!!, tells me honestly that 3, 4, maybe 5yrs minimum of practice and playing will yield unto me what I get from my current piano & guitar playing.

Maybe I should just go back to theVillage!! and try my hand again at Cat Herding!!

I'm theSam!! and these have been my 2007 Awards!!

d:oP

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