Order up!!
here's an order of Chaos with a few sides of mayhem & mirth AND Girth!!
From theBulletin Board!!
More corky postings from theBOH / back of House!!
Friends of theSam!! were really shocked when he announced that Dec 2007 could be the last installment of AlaskaVillageTales!!,
It seems theSam!! wants to try something different, like......Writing!!
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An Fall 2007 Bar scene painting by theSam!! done with actual Food and Libations upon an LinenApron,
was auctioned off at an private Pub & Club event in December 2007 for a mere $9.50 +Tips!!, uhh....
You have to go to theAlley BEHIND theBar!! to see theMaster!!’s other work though, just peek inside theGreenDumpster.
This makes theNot-so-StarvingArtiste’s 2nd highest commission as theSam!! recently began work upon a new medium, those silly looking paper ChefHats!!
Each work shift brings curious DinnerGuests, BarClients and even Admins come down off theMountain and into theBOH / back of house,
to theKitchen to see theTroubledArtiste’s latest Sketchings in black MagicMarker upon his Tall stove pipe hats or else his small paper short caps as he slaves away over stacks and stacks of ware & stacked soiled linen.
Recent works that were snapped up from out of theTrash can after his workshift was over included:
-Stick figures with smiley faces wielding brooms and mops chasing down what appears to be big fat Chefs and Coat & Tie clad Mgrs and beating them senseless!!
-Stick figures doing BDSM scenes with huge boobered waitresses feeding a “certain Someone” cheesecake & ice cream!!
-We couldn’t help but wonder if the marker sketching, an Monolithic view, of Looking Up!! at theIce Cream machine
was an actual event (and subsequent POV / point of view) after theSam!! fell down one night upon the wet greasy kitchen floors while cleaning up!
Or it could be his adoration for the 7’ tall WineCooler, after all, it DOES look like a refrigerator.
-Our favorite works of art just has to be when theSam!! takes all the small 4” and 5” Aluminum round cake moulds and outlines “Huge” breasts upon his paperCaps!! and dots in theNipples,
One ServerGirl!! paid theDMO $20 for an portrait sketch!!.......uhh..
of “HIS” 40yr old manBoobs, not hers.
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And in other News!!
Inmates at an Anchorage prison... I mean...
Some happy, joyous employees at an HighEnd restaurant were caught sipping CookingSherry straight from theBox!!
At least 2 Dummo!!’s / DMO’s were put on company mandated probation and ordered to “Just stick with drinking stuff from the tiny Red Sani-Buckets!!”.
This crisis comes after 3 ServerGirls and a BusGuy angrily filed suit against Prison Wardens,,,
I mean.... against theGracious Mgr and LeadChef!! for not providing inadequate forklift and hand dolly training to WaitStaff-all because theDemanding DishWashers kept insisting upon drinking from 50gal drums during their work shift,
and they wanted Soda pop refills every 2 hours!!
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Upper Mgt finally figured out the reason theService elevators are “stuck” for 20mins and then some DMO’s & ServerGirls!! emerge all giddy and laughing,
and why the Elevators are both full of empty alcohol bottles and empty wine boxes.
*hiccup!!*
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I'm theSam!! and as soon as I can find theCO cartridges for theWhippedCream dispenser I"m gonna meet some coWorkers in theDGS / dryGoodsStorage room,
We'll change our Voices and cellphone in fake reservations to theFrontDesk of neighboring restaurants downtown!!
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From theBulletin Board!!
More corky postings from theBOH / back of House!!
Friends of theSam!! were really shocked when he announced that Dec 2007 could be the last installment of AlaskaVillageTales!!,
It seems theSam!! wants to try something different, like......Writing!!
--------
An Fall 2007 Bar scene painting by theSam!! done with actual Food and Libations upon an LinenApron,
was auctioned off at an private Pub & Club event in December 2007 for a mere $9.50 +Tips!!, uhh....
You have to go to theAlley BEHIND theBar!! to see theMaster!!’s other work though, just peek inside theGreenDumpster.
This makes theNot-so-StarvingArtiste’s 2nd highest commission as theSam!! recently began work upon a new medium, those silly looking paper ChefHats!!
Each work shift brings curious DinnerGuests, BarClients and even Admins come down off theMountain and into theBOH / back of house,
to theKitchen to see theTroubledArtiste’s latest Sketchings in black MagicMarker upon his Tall stove pipe hats or else his small paper short caps as he slaves away over stacks and stacks of ware & stacked soiled linen.
Recent works that were snapped up from out of theTrash can after his workshift was over included:
-Stick figures with smiley faces wielding brooms and mops chasing down what appears to be big fat Chefs and Coat & Tie clad Mgrs and beating them senseless!!
-Stick figures doing BDSM scenes with huge boobered waitresses feeding a “certain Someone” cheesecake & ice cream!!
-We couldn’t help but wonder if the marker sketching, an Monolithic view, of Looking Up!! at theIce Cream machine
was an actual event (and subsequent POV / point of view) after theSam!! fell down one night upon the wet greasy kitchen floors while cleaning up!
Or it could be his adoration for the 7’ tall WineCooler, after all, it DOES look like a refrigerator.
-Our favorite works of art just has to be when theSam!! takes all the small 4” and 5” Aluminum round cake moulds and outlines “Huge” breasts upon his paperCaps!! and dots in theNipples,
One ServerGirl!! paid theDMO $20 for an portrait sketch!!.......uhh..
of “HIS” 40yr old manBoobs, not hers.
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And in other News!!
Inmates at an Anchorage prison... I mean...
Some happy, joyous employees at an HighEnd restaurant were caught sipping CookingSherry straight from theBox!!
At least 2 Dummo!!’s / DMO’s were put on company mandated probation and ordered to “Just stick with drinking stuff from the tiny Red Sani-Buckets!!”.
This crisis comes after 3 ServerGirls and a BusGuy angrily filed suit against Prison Wardens,,,
I mean.... against theGracious Mgr and LeadChef!! for not providing inadequate forklift and hand dolly training to WaitStaff-all because theDemanding DishWashers kept insisting upon drinking from 50gal drums during their work shift,
and they wanted Soda pop refills every 2 hours!!
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Upper Mgt finally figured out the reason theService elevators are “stuck” for 20mins and then some DMO’s & ServerGirls!! emerge all giddy and laughing,
and why the Elevators are both full of empty alcohol bottles and empty wine boxes.
*hiccup!!*
-----
I'm theSam!! and as soon as I can find theCO cartridges for theWhippedCream dispenser I"m gonna meet some coWorkers in theDGS / dryGoodsStorage room,
We'll change our Voices and cellphone in fake reservations to theFrontDesk of neighboring restaurants downtown!!
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