Alaska Village Tales!!
AlaskaVillageTales!!
Eating, Drinking, Beating Mary!!......and maybe theKidz’s too!!
AlaskaVillageTales!!
because every blog Matters!!
...eh, At least we like to let Sam!! think so.
It keeps him occupied and away from theVillage!! and away from theAlcoholImportation offenders, if at least for a few hours a day.
AlaskaVillageTales!!
it’s all Inside!!
Inside theSam!!’s misshapen head that is. See.
We’ve seen theBrightEyed officer arrive in theVillage!! in jeans and t-shirt and close shaven noggin’!!
Then shortly after that “it” went completely bald,
Soon afterwards, “it” was letting “it’s” hair grow really long.
That was a confusing time for most Villagers!!, as theReallyReally, REALLY!! Inebriate ones couldn’t tell, in theDark that is,
if it was Sam!! approaching or if it was a fellow drinking buddy (a long hair female Villager!! or else an long haired villageMan!!)
This is where theBoy!!’s term, “fuzzyLogic” comes in to play when relating to haphazard events and missteps taken in theVillage!!
due to theDo!! falling down at crucial moments when FootPatrolling or else when sitting down to eat his Cheeseburger & Fries at theVillagedEnd!!-BistroBar-n-Girl!!
theLongstanding “Waiter!!” jokes just kept coming from a guy whom actually DID put hair into his soup.....His own!!
And of course, some of theServerGirl!! acting villageChixxx!! (or viceVersa) learned to be deadly accurate with a snapping handtowel at 4 paces upon their comedic Officer.
As for theFootPatrolling events, let’s just say that BalsamShampoo, LilacConditioner, Papaya MousseWhip!! and Mint Bang!! (theHurricaneLevel 9!! rated pommade for theBangs area of the head),
or at least, theSCENTS thereof just didn’t quite fit with fire smoke, sledDogyards,various game meats and fish smoke drying, motorOil, mud, and thePineNeedle scents that are basically wafting around each and every Village!!
But nobody told theSam!! such things. In fact, we let him footPatrol and we let him “catch” us from time to time.
He might have thought “we” were in a nice warm FuzzyHaze from alcohol & drugs but, at least we weren’t in “SalonBubble!!” that emmanated from his (thankGod!!) hair covered Noggin’!!
AlaskaVillageTales!!
Because there IS no other Way!!
AlaskaVillageTales!!
An quaint drinkingVillage!! with a VPSO problem.
AlaskaVillageTales!!
Mom!!, he followed us home, Can we keep him!?
AlaskaVillageTales!!
smacking you around with a LargeTrout!!, or at least threatening you with a brandished MooseLeg!!
AlaskaVillageTales!!
One hand on theBottle!!, One foot in theHoldingCell!!
AlaskaVillageTales!!
Weaving, halting, Staggering, Falling down!!
AlaskaVillageTales!!
What’s important to Me!! will soon be important to theSam!! here in a few minutes,
and at 0300hrs no doubt!!
AlaskaVillageTales!!
theLast 4 Letters matter most to Us!!
A-l-e-s.
AlaskaVillageTales!!
following theIditarod Standards, if only in the sense that we at least “Did something!!”
I-did-aBlow!!, I-did-aRoach!!, I-did-aChick!!, I-hit-anOfficer!!, I-Slammed-aCase!!
I-Pled-the5th!!, I-Got-Tasered!!, I-did-theOC!!, I-got-Caught!!,
I-did-2Years!!,
I-don’tWork!!, I-Eluded-Sam!!, I-don’t-Care!!, I-did-’nt-Do-It!!, I-dislike-You!!
AlaskaVillageTales!!
d:oP
luvs,
theSam!!
AVT!!'s most dazed, Tazed!! & Confused VPSO!!
Eating, Drinking, Beating Mary!!......and maybe theKidz’s too!!
AlaskaVillageTales!!
because every blog Matters!!
...eh, At least we like to let Sam!! think so.
It keeps him occupied and away from theVillage!! and away from theAlcoholImportation offenders, if at least for a few hours a day.
AlaskaVillageTales!!
it’s all Inside!!
Inside theSam!!’s misshapen head that is. See.
We’ve seen theBrightEyed officer arrive in theVillage!! in jeans and t-shirt and close shaven noggin’!!
Then shortly after that “it” went completely bald,
Soon afterwards, “it” was letting “it’s” hair grow really long.
That was a confusing time for most Villagers!!, as theReallyReally, REALLY!! Inebriate ones couldn’t tell, in theDark that is,
if it was Sam!! approaching or if it was a fellow drinking buddy (a long hair female Villager!! or else an long haired villageMan!!)
This is where theBoy!!’s term, “fuzzyLogic” comes in to play when relating to haphazard events and missteps taken in theVillage!!
due to theDo!! falling down at crucial moments when FootPatrolling or else when sitting down to eat his Cheeseburger & Fries at theVillagedEnd!!-BistroBar-n-Girl!!
theLongstanding “Waiter!!” jokes just kept coming from a guy whom actually DID put hair into his soup.....His own!!
And of course, some of theServerGirl!! acting villageChixxx!! (or viceVersa) learned to be deadly accurate with a snapping handtowel at 4 paces upon their comedic Officer.
As for theFootPatrolling events, let’s just say that BalsamShampoo, LilacConditioner, Papaya MousseWhip!! and Mint Bang!! (theHurricaneLevel 9!! rated pommade for theBangs area of the head),
or at least, theSCENTS thereof just didn’t quite fit with fire smoke, sledDogyards,various game meats and fish smoke drying, motorOil, mud, and thePineNeedle scents that are basically wafting around each and every Village!!
But nobody told theSam!! such things. In fact, we let him footPatrol and we let him “catch” us from time to time.
He might have thought “we” were in a nice warm FuzzyHaze from alcohol & drugs but, at least we weren’t in “SalonBubble!!” that emmanated from his (thankGod!!) hair covered Noggin’!!
AlaskaVillageTales!!
Because there IS no other Way!!
AlaskaVillageTales!!
An quaint drinkingVillage!! with a VPSO problem.
AlaskaVillageTales!!
Mom!!, he followed us home, Can we keep him!?
AlaskaVillageTales!!
smacking you around with a LargeTrout!!, or at least threatening you with a brandished MooseLeg!!
AlaskaVillageTales!!
One hand on theBottle!!, One foot in theHoldingCell!!
AlaskaVillageTales!!
Weaving, halting, Staggering, Falling down!!
AlaskaVillageTales!!
What’s important to Me!! will soon be important to theSam!! here in a few minutes,
and at 0300hrs no doubt!!
AlaskaVillageTales!!
theLast 4 Letters matter most to Us!!
A-l-e-s.
AlaskaVillageTales!!
following theIditarod Standards, if only in the sense that we at least “Did something!!”
I-did-aBlow!!, I-did-aRoach!!, I-did-aChick!!, I-hit-anOfficer!!, I-Slammed-aCase!!
I-Pled-the5th!!, I-Got-Tasered!!, I-did-theOC!!, I-got-Caught!!,
I-did-2Years!!,
I-don’tWork!!, I-Eluded-Sam!!, I-don’t-Care!!, I-did-’nt-Do-It!!, I-dislike-You!!
AlaskaVillageTales!!
d:oP
luvs,
theSam!!
AVT!!'s most dazed, Tazed!! & Confused VPSO!!
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