Staggering into St Patty's Day Weekend!!

theVillage!!
your girlFriend, Delivered!!

OMG!!

run, Run, RUN!!

theVillage!!
access office, Sam!!’s

d:oD

fun, Fun, FUN!!

theVillage!!
dancing with, theSam!!

OMG!!

OC spray again!!

theVillage!!
stuck in, Reverse!!

OMG!!

drive, Drive, DRIVE!!
Sam!!’s coming!!

eehh!!, and still with NVOL!!
(no valid operators license)

theVillage!!
if you think you can’t, you’ve listened to Us!!
if you think you Can, then you need to listen to Us!!

theVillage!!
dates to Remember!!

02/2001-when theSam!! appeared in our midst.
10/2003-when theSam!! stopped beating his head against theBrickWall!!

theVillage!!
blessed are the flexible,
for they shall put their cuffed hands from behind their backs,
to In front of them!!

and run away!!

theVillage!!
theMost down to earth people in Alaska!!

if only cos they drink to Excess and then end up face down in theGutter!!

theVillage!!
mostly a VPSOfree event!!
But now and then, theHand of Fate sends us an Officer,

a bright eyed Optomistic young man or a really nice kind woman.
then we change their outlook on Life!!

however!!,

there’s still one guy who’s pretty much silly as ever after he left us.
We still shake our heads about that one.

theVillage!!
even when our hands are full!!
we’ve always got room for another can or Bottle!!

theVillage!!
everybody hates theSam!!
and more or less dislikes the other officers.

theVillage!!
staggering into St. Patty’s Day weekend!!

we’ll be in fetal position ALL week after too!!

theVillage!!
no Case is undrinkable!!
no Officers efforts unstoppable!!

no VPSO reports were.....
..well.

With exception of grammar, syntax & spelling errors, facts,
theSam!!’s were laughable.

theVillage!!
our bright shining moments come when a Maglite gets shone in our faces!!

theVillage!!
apply yourself!!

just act up and theSam!! will do ALL your StatePaperwork for you!!
He’ll even drive you to Jail!!

Hurry now!! Your spacious CellSuite is waiting!!

theVillage!!
unIncorporated!!
unEmployed!!

and apparently unphased by anything happening around it!!
oh... and unDertheInfluence!!

theVillage!!
still Hazy after All these years!!

theVillage!!
theOTHER bartenders best friend!!

when we get to spend time in town or theCity!!

*hiccup!!*

theVillage!!
because we said so!!
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luvs,
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, alaska

Comments

Anonymous said…
Ah, the green day - I hate that day because I remember grade school teachers making us wear green and st. patricks day never had anything to do with me so around 6th grade, I start rebelling and been true to that ever since. Here the color the river green - just makes me sick!!

lbj
Sunday, March 16, 2008 4:36:00 PM
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