Prop Sam!! up....
Beside theJukebox, when he dies!!
-silly- d:oP
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As theCountrySong!! from JoeDiffie goes,
Well I ain't afraid of dyin', it's the thought of being dead
I wanna go on being me once my eulogy's been read
Don't spread my ashes out to sea, don't lay me down to rest
You can put my mind at ease if you fulfill my last request
Prop me up!! beside the jukebox if I die
Lord, I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up!! beside the jukebox if I die
Just let my headstone be a neon sign
Just let it burn in mem'ry of all of my good times
Fix me up with a manequin, just remember I like blondes
I'll be the life of the party even when I'm dead and gone!!
Prop me up!! beside the jukebox if I die
Lord, I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up!! beside the jukebox if I die
Just make your next selection and while your still in line
You can pay your last respects one quarter at a time
Prop me up!! beside the jukebox if I die
Lord, I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up!! beside the jukebox if I die
Oh, prop me up!! beside the jukebox if I die
Lord, I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die!
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Illinois man orders custom beer-can coffin
Sun May 4, 11:13 PM ET
SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. - Bill Bramanti will love Pabst Blue Ribbon eternally, and he's got the custom-made beer-can casket to prove it.
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"I actually fit, because I got in here," said Bramanti of South Chicago Heights.
The 67-year-old Glenwood village administrator doesn't plan on needing it anytime soon, though.
He threw a party Saturday for friends and filled his silver coffin — designed in Pabst's colors of red, white and blue — with ice and his favorite brew.
"Why put such a great novelty piece up on a shelf in storage when you could use it only the way Bill Bramanti would use it?" said Bramanti's daughter, Cathy Bramanti, 42.
Bramanti ordered the casket from Panozzo Bros. Funeral Home in Chicago Heights, and Scott Sign Co. of Chicago Heights designed the beer can.
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PROPSam!! up
Prop Sam!! up....
beside theVillageChick!! when he dies
sprayPaint his baldSpot and temples a slate of Gray
his Career was already dead just hang it out to Dry!!
Prop Sam!! up....
beside theFriedBread!! when he dies
he'll slide his way to Heaven his greased Arterys are lined!!
Fill his Boobs with margarine cop a feel then Smack his hands
Prop Sam!! up....
on theInet!! when he dies
let his glassEyes roam free on all those cute behinds
then let all Viruses run FREE, for all of his good times!!
Prop Sam!! up....
with Coke & Pepsi!! when he dies
inLayAways or withManequins or Punching all 10Keys
he'll be Employee of theMonth at Walmart in MidTown!!
Prop Sam!! up....
outside theVillage!! when he dies
he needed a day off anyways nothing slowed him down
he can always be a Speedbump from theVillage!! clear to Town!!
Prop Sam!! up....
down at theBusStop!! when he dies
display him on the bikeRack or at CustomerServiceLine
he'll drive for PeopleMover!! and he'll be Right ON TIME!!
Prop Sam!! up....
at AlaskaJobBank!! when he dies
Renew his expired Questcard and chat with all theHo's
he'll send out for TempLabor and end up CEO!!
Prop Sam!! up....
beside theTroopers!! when he dies
transport all theConvicts, make licenses and signs
keeping everyone squared away, Just give HIM a scythe!!
Prop Sam!! up....
behind theGuitar!! when he dies
he'll be YouTube sensation without even a Whine,
and you can comment last respects one flaming at a time!!
Prop Sam!! up....
Beside theOvens!! when he dies
hide theCrab & Gallo disinfect theCutting knives
and have a paniniParty one prosciutto at a time
Prop Sam!! up...
holding Crayons!! when he dies
don't let him eat theGlue just glitter and sequins
reference him out as Manny for everybodys Kidz!!
Prop Sam!! up....
beside theBottle!! when he dies
black his fries cheese whiz his cake
Swipe his Visa afore it's too Late!!
he never knew sobriety since turning thirty nine!!
d:oP
Luvs,
theSam!!
samuel l flyinghorse
anchorage, alaska
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-silly- d:oP
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As theCountrySong!! from JoeDiffie goes,
Well I ain't afraid of dyin', it's the thought of being dead
I wanna go on being me once my eulogy's been read
Don't spread my ashes out to sea, don't lay me down to rest
You can put my mind at ease if you fulfill my last request
Prop me up!! beside the jukebox if I die
Lord, I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up!! beside the jukebox if I die
Just let my headstone be a neon sign
Just let it burn in mem'ry of all of my good times
Fix me up with a manequin, just remember I like blondes
I'll be the life of the party even when I'm dead and gone!!
Prop me up!! beside the jukebox if I die
Lord, I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up!! beside the jukebox if I die
Just make your next selection and while your still in line
You can pay your last respects one quarter at a time
Prop me up!! beside the jukebox if I die
Lord, I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up!! beside the jukebox if I die
Oh, prop me up!! beside the jukebox if I die
Lord, I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die!
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Illinois man orders custom beer-can coffin
Sun May 4, 11:13 PM ET
SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. - Bill Bramanti will love Pabst Blue Ribbon eternally, and he's got the custom-made beer-can casket to prove it.
ADVERTISEMENT
"I actually fit, because I got in here," said Bramanti of South Chicago Heights.
The 67-year-old Glenwood village administrator doesn't plan on needing it anytime soon, though.
He threw a party Saturday for friends and filled his silver coffin — designed in Pabst's colors of red, white and blue — with ice and his favorite brew.
"Why put such a great novelty piece up on a shelf in storage when you could use it only the way Bill Bramanti would use it?" said Bramanti's daughter, Cathy Bramanti, 42.
Bramanti ordered the casket from Panozzo Bros. Funeral Home in Chicago Heights, and Scott Sign Co. of Chicago Heights designed the beer can.
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PROPSam!! up
Prop Sam!! up....
beside theVillageChick!! when he dies
sprayPaint his baldSpot and temples a slate of Gray
his Career was already dead just hang it out to Dry!!
Prop Sam!! up....
beside theFriedBread!! when he dies
he'll slide his way to Heaven his greased Arterys are lined!!
Fill his Boobs with margarine cop a feel then Smack his hands
Prop Sam!! up....
on theInet!! when he dies
let his glassEyes roam free on all those cute behinds
then let all Viruses run FREE, for all of his good times!!
Prop Sam!! up....
with Coke & Pepsi!! when he dies
inLayAways or withManequins or Punching all 10Keys
he'll be Employee of theMonth at Walmart in MidTown!!
Prop Sam!! up....
outside theVillage!! when he dies
he needed a day off anyways nothing slowed him down
he can always be a Speedbump from theVillage!! clear to Town!!
Prop Sam!! up....
down at theBusStop!! when he dies
display him on the bikeRack or at CustomerServiceLine
he'll drive for PeopleMover!! and he'll be Right ON TIME!!
Prop Sam!! up....
at AlaskaJobBank!! when he dies
Renew his expired Questcard and chat with all theHo's
he'll send out for TempLabor and end up CEO!!
Prop Sam!! up....
beside theTroopers!! when he dies
transport all theConvicts, make licenses and signs
keeping everyone squared away, Just give HIM a scythe!!
Prop Sam!! up....
behind theGuitar!! when he dies
he'll be YouTube sensation without even a Whine,
and you can comment last respects one flaming at a time!!
Prop Sam!! up....
Beside theOvens!! when he dies
hide theCrab & Gallo disinfect theCutting knives
and have a paniniParty one prosciutto at a time
Prop Sam!! up...
holding Crayons!! when he dies
don't let him eat theGlue just glitter and sequins
reference him out as Manny for everybodys Kidz!!
Prop Sam!! up....
beside theBottle!! when he dies
black his fries cheese whiz his cake
Swipe his Visa afore it's too Late!!
he never knew sobriety since turning thirty nine!!
d:oP
Luvs,
theSam!!
samuel l flyinghorse
anchorage, alaska
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