theSam!! names Himself!!
(again!!)
theSam!! went down to theCrossRoads!!
fell down on his knees,
theSam!! went down to theCrossRoads!!
tried to flag a ride,
PeopleMover!! show no mercy!!
bus just pass on by,
d;oP
----------------------------
theSam!! is quite ecstatic about theNew Guitar, and after carrying it around here and there all week,
theSam!!'s coWorker, a Brotha!! waxed poetic about Howlin'Wolf!! and PineTopPerkins!!,
BlindMelon Parsnips!!, GlassEyed jacque (jake), even DeathRoe Mo!!
d:oP
so,
Just to see if theSam!! could ever be a BluesMan!!, he first has to name Himself!!
See, most BluesMen have Action names and Location names, even Injuries and medicalConditions or their favorite / worst vegetable!!, even their favorite Color!!
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theSam!! NamesHimself!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
BurntFuscha Suffle'!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
SoupyRinseFree Runs!!
eewwe...
BluesManSam!! is now,
EvictedLoud Strummer!!
it could happen folks!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
OldSpiceChugger Reeks!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
AmanaWhiteMilk stuffed!!
wait, wait.
that sounds like a Girlfriend!!
when I'm talking about theRefrigerator being stuffed with odds and ends picked off theUsed HospitalPatientFoodTrays when they've come back to theKitchen!!
everybody whom works has to wash dishes for a few hours every day!!
And I look for Ensure drinks and miniBoxCereal!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
BlackBottomed Sole!!
theBOOTS people, theWork shoes!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
CallousedRed Pickings!!
and theFingerTips are also down to theBone!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
YellowPants Hitchin's!!
as in, falling asleep on theBus!! again,
stepping off in some unknown part of Anchorage and having to hitchHike miles
while theFullBladder beats loudly and sloshes to get out!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
PoBoy DrainedMoolah!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
ExpandedBelt Wheezer!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
PaperCutPlayboy!!
or else
StuckPages Hustler!!
d:oP
BluesManSam!! is now,
ToeBlistered Bleedin'Fool (from MtnView!!)
when all he could do is put $99 down for a used car!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
4EyedWanderin' Luke!!
cos, after peeps take Look at old 4 eyes, boy do they Wonder?!
BluesManSam!! is now,
WhiffaCloud theHomeLess!!
as in, when you around theHomeLess, take a deep Whiff of theCloud around them!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
Stolin'twoWheeled Green!!
as in, when theSam!! used to eat and drink a late meal at theBar and weave back
to theHood in a Stolinayacha haze on his green bike before it got stolen!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
Exhausted MILF Hugginz!!
this should be self-Explanatory!!
d:oD
BluesManSam!! is now,
BlowHole Skivvies!!
again, SelfExplanatory!!
guys, demonstrate for theGirls!! please.
BluesManSam!! is now,
Fleet SpenardiChase!!
cos, when you visit an certain bar or two,
and piss off theBarMaid!!
you better know theFleetest way on foot!! out of Spenard area
while theWhole damn bar chases you!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
FreshFacedPeach Hobbler!!
as in,
take one FreshFaced, peaches and cream complexioned femaleBoss!!
and hobble on OUT of theRestRoom during "break",
d:oP
*and put Hustler away!!*
BluesManSam!! is now,
20yrOld Venus Touch!!
as in, when you go to hug a 20yr old recently Pregnant!! (not mine though)
hot villageChick!! deMilo you haven't seen for years,
she screams in front of everyone, "no touchy!!"
BluesManSam!! is now,
TwoHand butterBiscuit!!
cos, that is what it takes to carry your limit of "6" IndianFriedBread pieces
to theCashierStand during lunch breaks!!-2 hands.
BluesManSam!! is now,
BrainDead overTime!!
cos, when you've done so much OverTime, theBoss!! has absolutely zero respect for
you and calls you "brainDead" to theOtherEmps!!
and she calls you a LayDownSally!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
Cartop BrakeLight!!
cos, when you go over theHood in an Oct drizzle at 0200hrs on 5thAve
right outside theStripClub, you NEVER see theBrake Lights go on!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
Still Fakin' daGoodTime!!
*sigh*....
-sad- d:o(
BluesManSam!! is now,
Limpin Juss forFun!!
cos, that damn car driven by those Brutha's!! never stopped!!
wow, that was 7 months ago.
BluesManSam!! is now,
OnaRoll Stalleet!!
when actually buying 4 or more bread rolls and accidently sitting on one,
grab some more butter, honey and even though it's flatter than a pancake,
you'd still Eat it!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
BakedAlaska Slim!!
two words,
ICE CREAM.
and two more words,
pre School, theLast time you actually "Were" slim!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
BrokenBelt Blues!!
cos when you need Exercise AFTER your dress belt breaks,
thePeopleMoverBus!! just blows right on by you
BluesManSam!! is now,
Against theOdds
and after Popo contact,
also against theWall too!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
90Proof and Fancy free!!
and after about 30min of drinking,
can't get own pants zipper free!!
*becomes, YellowPants Hitchin's!!*
BluesManSam!! is now,
MidnightRidin' Son of a gun!!
cos, after pulling 9mos of GraveYard shift at theAirport and walking or getting a ride half that time,
you call theHotFatty!! boss and call her everything from son of a Gun to..
to what ever,
then you politely ask when you can drop your stuff off and pick up your check theFollowing week!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
Outta Tuna & Rhyme!!
and also out of tune and talent!!
d:oP
BluesManSam!! is now,
FaceBook Flash!!
"now turn to theRight"
*camera Flash!! in Booking*
BluesManSam!! is now,
completely out of ideas!!
*yawn...*
and tired too!!
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gotta go!!
luvs,
theSam!!
whos guitars are tuned down so low,
he uses the excess for shoeLaces!!
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theSam!! went down to theCrossRoads!!
fell down on his knees,
theSam!! went down to theCrossRoads!!
tried to flag a ride,
PeopleMover!! show no mercy!!
bus just pass on by,
d;oP
----------------------------
theSam!! is quite ecstatic about theNew Guitar, and after carrying it around here and there all week,
theSam!!'s coWorker, a Brotha!! waxed poetic about Howlin'Wolf!! and PineTopPerkins!!,
BlindMelon Parsnips!!, GlassEyed jacque (jake), even DeathRoe Mo!!
d:oP
so,
Just to see if theSam!! could ever be a BluesMan!!, he first has to name Himself!!
See, most BluesMen have Action names and Location names, even Injuries and medicalConditions or their favorite / worst vegetable!!, even their favorite Color!!
---------------
theSam!! NamesHimself!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
BurntFuscha Suffle'!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
SoupyRinseFree Runs!!
eewwe...
BluesManSam!! is now,
EvictedLoud Strummer!!
it could happen folks!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
OldSpiceChugger Reeks!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
AmanaWhiteMilk stuffed!!
wait, wait.
that sounds like a Girlfriend!!
when I'm talking about theRefrigerator being stuffed with odds and ends picked off theUsed HospitalPatientFoodTrays when they've come back to theKitchen!!
everybody whom works has to wash dishes for a few hours every day!!
And I look for Ensure drinks and miniBoxCereal!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
BlackBottomed Sole!!
theBOOTS people, theWork shoes!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
CallousedRed Pickings!!
and theFingerTips are also down to theBone!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
YellowPants Hitchin's!!
as in, falling asleep on theBus!! again,
stepping off in some unknown part of Anchorage and having to hitchHike miles
while theFullBladder beats loudly and sloshes to get out!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
PoBoy DrainedMoolah!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
ExpandedBelt Wheezer!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
PaperCutPlayboy!!
or else
StuckPages Hustler!!
d:oP
BluesManSam!! is now,
ToeBlistered Bleedin'Fool (from MtnView!!)
when all he could do is put $99 down for a used car!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
4EyedWanderin' Luke!!
cos, after peeps take Look at old 4 eyes, boy do they Wonder?!
BluesManSam!! is now,
WhiffaCloud theHomeLess!!
as in, when you around theHomeLess, take a deep Whiff of theCloud around them!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
Stolin'twoWheeled Green!!
as in, when theSam!! used to eat and drink a late meal at theBar and weave back
to theHood in a Stolinayacha haze on his green bike before it got stolen!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
Exhausted MILF Hugginz!!
this should be self-Explanatory!!
d:oD
BluesManSam!! is now,
BlowHole Skivvies!!
again, SelfExplanatory!!
guys, demonstrate for theGirls!! please.
BluesManSam!! is now,
Fleet SpenardiChase!!
cos, when you visit an certain bar or two,
and piss off theBarMaid!!
you better know theFleetest way on foot!! out of Spenard area
while theWhole damn bar chases you!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
FreshFacedPeach Hobbler!!
as in,
take one FreshFaced, peaches and cream complexioned femaleBoss!!
and hobble on OUT of theRestRoom during "break",
d:oP
*and put Hustler away!!*
BluesManSam!! is now,
20yrOld Venus Touch!!
as in, when you go to hug a 20yr old recently Pregnant!! (not mine though)
hot villageChick!! deMilo you haven't seen for years,
she screams in front of everyone, "no touchy!!"
BluesManSam!! is now,
TwoHand butterBiscuit!!
cos, that is what it takes to carry your limit of "6" IndianFriedBread pieces
to theCashierStand during lunch breaks!!-2 hands.
BluesManSam!! is now,
BrainDead overTime!!
cos, when you've done so much OverTime, theBoss!! has absolutely zero respect for
you and calls you "brainDead" to theOtherEmps!!
and she calls you a LayDownSally!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
Cartop BrakeLight!!
cos, when you go over theHood in an Oct drizzle at 0200hrs on 5thAve
right outside theStripClub, you NEVER see theBrake Lights go on!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
Still Fakin' daGoodTime!!
*sigh*....
-sad- d:o(
BluesManSam!! is now,
Limpin Juss forFun!!
cos, that damn car driven by those Brutha's!! never stopped!!
wow, that was 7 months ago.
BluesManSam!! is now,
OnaRoll Stalleet!!
when actually buying 4 or more bread rolls and accidently sitting on one,
grab some more butter, honey and even though it's flatter than a pancake,
you'd still Eat it!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
BakedAlaska Slim!!
two words,
ICE CREAM.
and two more words,
pre School, theLast time you actually "Were" slim!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
BrokenBelt Blues!!
cos when you need Exercise AFTER your dress belt breaks,
thePeopleMoverBus!! just blows right on by you
BluesManSam!! is now,
Against theOdds
and after Popo contact,
also against theWall too!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
90Proof and Fancy free!!
and after about 30min of drinking,
can't get own pants zipper free!!
*becomes, YellowPants Hitchin's!!*
BluesManSam!! is now,
MidnightRidin' Son of a gun!!
cos, after pulling 9mos of GraveYard shift at theAirport and walking or getting a ride half that time,
you call theHotFatty!! boss and call her everything from son of a Gun to..
to what ever,
then you politely ask when you can drop your stuff off and pick up your check theFollowing week!!
BluesManSam!! is now,
Outta Tuna & Rhyme!!
and also out of tune and talent!!
d:oP
BluesManSam!! is now,
FaceBook Flash!!
"now turn to theRight"
*camera Flash!! in Booking*
BluesManSam!! is now,
completely out of ideas!!
*yawn...*
and tired too!!
---------------------
gotta go!!
luvs,
theSam!!
whos guitars are tuned down so low,
he uses the excess for shoeLaces!!
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AlaskaVillageTales
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