theSam!! isms
More Glib quotes from theRegions!! most Absolute!! VPSO!!
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VillageSam!! isms
theSam!!
I think, therefore my head hurts!!
theSam!!
Getting out of bed in theMorning!! is easy,
it's getting out of this Messy apt in the dark that's hard to do!!
theSam!!
what have I done now?!,
What have I NOT done is theQuestion!!
theSam!!
letting go of theBottle!! is easy,
getting it away from my mouth's another matter!!
theSam!!
roll out theBarrel!!
really!!
just do away with theBarrel and bring in theVillageChick!!'s
they're much funner!!
theSam!!
theEarlyBird!! might get theWorm!!,
but so does theLastOne!! to drain thePatron before Midnight!!
theSam!!
frank said it before,
and Sam!!'s saying it again,
thePainfullyObvioused!!
theSam!!
still ShiningThrough!! after all these years,
if only with his keyLightFob!!
cos theMagLites sit idle, theSpotLights are in storage,
and his Popo Girlfriend has the WeaponLights!!
theSam!!
from extraTuff!!,
to extraHuff!!
*gasp!!, wwhheezz!!*
theSam!!
so out of shape now, that he doesn't jump to conclusions,
nor push his luck, nor just skates by!!
theSam!!
from Seizure to Caesar!!
(from police work, searching & seizing stuff!! to working in food
service industry and making salads!!)
shheeesh, Do I have to keep spelling it out for you people!?
theSam!!
from Sharing theRoad!! (driving back when he HAD a vehicle)
to Sharing theBus!! (go PeopleMover!!)
theSam!!
from Staunch!!,
to paunch!!
(from a hardLiner in theVillage!! who cared,
to "eehh, who cares!?")
and no, I don't have a gut!!
I still look nice.
theSam!!
from PhantomOfTheVillage!!,
to PhantomOfTheOpera!!
cos of theMusical endeavors and constant listening to Radio, YouTube, and other People's PlayLists!!
theSam!!
from "Flying",
to just "hoarse!!"
what with leaving VillagePublicSafety!!,
dropping out of Life,
washing Dishes and preppingFood while reLearning his musical instruments,
and now he's singing!!
-distasteful!!- d:o(
theSam!!
from watching for BloodShot eyes!!,
to waking up with them!!
d:oP
theSam!!
from dropped CarKeys!!,
to Dropped D's or C's!!
(from having InebriateVillagers!! drop their car keys,
to theCity!! where he relearns his Guitar in standard tuning
and then, drops theTunings down just a skosh!!)
theSam!!
I drink,
therefore I'm drunk!!
theSam!!
from OC Spray!!,
to Gourmet!!
(every breakfast dish needs a few dozen shots of
"I Can't Believe It's NOT Butter" spray!!)
and theBoss still can't believe she hired me,
when after, needing filler for theLunchSpecial of FriedRice!!
just take theLeftOver scrambled eggs and voila!!
Add it to theRice!! silly.
theSam!!
from Frank & Beans!!
to Frank&Beans!!
(those two loveable villageNebes!!, whom used to love to annoy Sam!!
can now keep laughing when theBroke!! has to eat frank&beans for 2 weeks
of the month!!)
theSam!!
from Ten oh One Two seven five point niner eight!!,
to 106 point five!!
(an outer marker flightNav beacon actuator!? channel I accessed when I had
tons of Money and was learning to fly!!,
to listening to some hilarious morning DJ's!! here in Anchorage, alaska
on K-whale!!)
theSam!!
theOriginal!! ShoeGear,
cos, his BootLaces stayed tied more than his villagePrisoners!! did
theSam!!
from Lean on me!!,
to "Lean On Me!!"
(advising his Inebriate, disoriented Prisoners to walk & reminding Villagers he helped,
to playing coverTunes in theBigCity!! at his favorite hotel & bar piano
& guitar hideOuts!!)
theSam!!
from CarKeys!!
to shapes of Keys!!
(as in, from confiscating InebriateVillager!! car keys from them,
to learning music theory, scales, notes and Chord positions on 3 Instruments!!)
theSam!!
from putting UP with otherPeople's mistakes!!,
to eating and drinking HIS own!!
(cos most Police officers deal daily with theBad people of society,
and most chefs & bartenders quietly put away their dishes & drinks gone bad!!)
theSam!!
from patrolVehicle PA microphone!!,
to vocal, violin & recording microphone!!
-sad- d:o(
theSam!!
from dealing with people who've drank so much Rum, they can't feel their face!!,
to drinking so much Rum, he couldn't feel HIS!!,
but his scalp and ears felt all warm and so tingly!!
theSam!!
from telling theVillageChixxx!! what to do,
to theChick!!'s telling HIM what to do!!
don't ya just love cute, tiny lil' girlfriends!!
theSam!!
from his own Village!! patrolCar parking space,
to his own small account on MySpace!!
theSam!!
from rocking theCradle!!,
to Robbing it!!
don't ya just love cute, tiny lil' girlfriends!!
d:oP
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, alaska
I'm not a drunk, I just play one in Blog!!
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VillageSam!! isms
theSam!!
I think, therefore my head hurts!!
theSam!!
Getting out of bed in theMorning!! is easy,
it's getting out of this Messy apt in the dark that's hard to do!!
theSam!!
what have I done now?!,
What have I NOT done is theQuestion!!
theSam!!
letting go of theBottle!! is easy,
getting it away from my mouth's another matter!!
theSam!!
roll out theBarrel!!
really!!
just do away with theBarrel and bring in theVillageChick!!'s
they're much funner!!
theSam!!
theEarlyBird!! might get theWorm!!,
but so does theLastOne!! to drain thePatron before Midnight!!
theSam!!
frank said it before,
and Sam!!'s saying it again,
thePainfullyObvioused!!
theSam!!
still ShiningThrough!! after all these years,
if only with his keyLightFob!!
cos theMagLites sit idle, theSpotLights are in storage,
and his Popo Girlfriend has the WeaponLights!!
theSam!!
from extraTuff!!,
to extraHuff!!
*gasp!!, wwhheezz!!*
theSam!!
so out of shape now, that he doesn't jump to conclusions,
nor push his luck, nor just skates by!!
theSam!!
from Seizure to Caesar!!
(from police work, searching & seizing stuff!! to working in food
service industry and making salads!!)
shheeesh, Do I have to keep spelling it out for you people!?
theSam!!
from Sharing theRoad!! (driving back when he HAD a vehicle)
to Sharing theBus!! (go PeopleMover!!)
theSam!!
from Staunch!!,
to paunch!!
(from a hardLiner in theVillage!! who cared,
to "eehh, who cares!?")
and no, I don't have a gut!!
I still look nice.
theSam!!
from PhantomOfTheVillage!!,
to PhantomOfTheOpera!!
cos of theMusical endeavors and constant listening to Radio, YouTube, and other People's PlayLists!!
theSam!!
from "Flying",
to just "hoarse!!"
what with leaving VillagePublicSafety!!,
dropping out of Life,
washing Dishes and preppingFood while reLearning his musical instruments,
and now he's singing!!
-distasteful!!- d:o(
theSam!!
from watching for BloodShot eyes!!,
to waking up with them!!
d:oP
theSam!!
from dropped CarKeys!!,
to Dropped D's or C's!!
(from having InebriateVillagers!! drop their car keys,
to theCity!! where he relearns his Guitar in standard tuning
and then, drops theTunings down just a skosh!!)
theSam!!
I drink,
therefore I'm drunk!!
theSam!!
from OC Spray!!,
to Gourmet!!
(every breakfast dish needs a few dozen shots of
"I Can't Believe It's NOT Butter" spray!!)
and theBoss still can't believe she hired me,
when after, needing filler for theLunchSpecial of FriedRice!!
just take theLeftOver scrambled eggs and voila!!
Add it to theRice!! silly.
theSam!!
from Frank & Beans!!
to Frank&Beans!!
(those two loveable villageNebes!!, whom used to love to annoy Sam!!
can now keep laughing when theBroke!! has to eat frank&beans for 2 weeks
of the month!!)
theSam!!
from Ten oh One Two seven five point niner eight!!,
to 106 point five!!
(an outer marker flightNav beacon actuator!? channel I accessed when I had
tons of Money and was learning to fly!!,
to listening to some hilarious morning DJ's!! here in Anchorage, alaska
on K-whale!!)
theSam!!
theOriginal!! ShoeGear,
cos, his BootLaces stayed tied more than his villagePrisoners!! did
theSam!!
from Lean on me!!,
to "Lean On Me!!"
(advising his Inebriate, disoriented Prisoners to walk & reminding Villagers he helped,
to playing coverTunes in theBigCity!! at his favorite hotel & bar piano
& guitar hideOuts!!)
theSam!!
from CarKeys!!
to shapes of Keys!!
(as in, from confiscating InebriateVillager!! car keys from them,
to learning music theory, scales, notes and Chord positions on 3 Instruments!!)
theSam!!
from putting UP with otherPeople's mistakes!!,
to eating and drinking HIS own!!
(cos most Police officers deal daily with theBad people of society,
and most chefs & bartenders quietly put away their dishes & drinks gone bad!!)
theSam!!
from patrolVehicle PA microphone!!,
to vocal, violin & recording microphone!!
-sad- d:o(
theSam!!
from dealing with people who've drank so much Rum, they can't feel their face!!,
to drinking so much Rum, he couldn't feel HIS!!,
but his scalp and ears felt all warm and so tingly!!
theSam!!
from telling theVillageChixxx!! what to do,
to theChick!!'s telling HIM what to do!!
don't ya just love cute, tiny lil' girlfriends!!
theSam!!
from his own Village!! patrolCar parking space,
to his own small account on MySpace!!
theSam!!
from rocking theCradle!!,
to Robbing it!!
don't ya just love cute, tiny lil' girlfriends!!
d:oP
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, alaska
I'm not a drunk, I just play one in Blog!!
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