theSam!!'s Exmo slogans

Subject: theSam!!'s Exmo slogans
Date: Apr 21 15:18
Author: theSam!!

theSloganSam!!

since theSam!! / me!!, or in this case - I, like to often slogan things out and put a much needed FUN label on things,

I’ve decided to see if I can do this toward theX-TBM / truBlueMormon side of me,
please remember, that only exMo’s will ever get most of what I’m trying to say
anyhow. d:oD

theSam!!
from IndianPlacement, to MorgEscapement!!

theSam!!
from BendedKnee, to BlendedCoffee!!

theSam!!
from Censorship, to who gives a shit!!

theSam!!
from Lying for theLard, to actually cooking with it!!

theSam!!
from kookie sect, to disaffect!!

theSam!!
from Missionary, to “theMissionary!!”
(bendedKnees and really blending and frothing w/Loins in my
favorite “Vanilla“ milked sweet steamers aka girlFriends!!)

theSam!!
from theThinkingHasBeenDone, to theCooking has been done!!
(and also theDrinking!!)

theSam!!
from AOF / articles of faith, to facts!!

besides, theMorg is too busy being in yourFace about their so called
fucked up religion but they won't respect YOUR rights to NOT hear what
they have to say.

theSam!!
from God, to dog!!
(and then I eventually had to shoot my villagePet!!) -sad- d:o(

theSam!!
from Pay le el, to drinking PaleAle!!
*hiccup!!*

theSam!!
from theMantle, to regular clothing!!

theSam!!
from Noose, to Necktie!!
(and then again, only when I want to wear one, AND a colored shirt)

theSam!!
from built on sand, to FirmFoundations!!

theSam!!
from TempleWedding, to jussKidding!!

theSam!!
from theMish, to Dismissed!!

theSam!!
from Lamanite, to Still NOT white......

theSam!!
from Elder, to Oh.. Her!! d:o)

theSam!!
from Genesis, to Jenny and then Jenny’s Sis, and their friends....

theSam!!
from JoeSmith, to Shoes that actually FIT!!

theSam!!
from BOM witness, to credible StateWitness!!
(with police work up here in Alaska)

theSam!!
from Ord(nance) to Ford!!
(alaska’s laws and ordnances as an State trained, commissioned
PeaceOfficer)

theSam!!
from Cavalier, to serious!!
(an Mishon style of car, to an attitude about life, to getting OUT of theMorg)

theSam!!
from YBU?, to BMe!!

theSam!!
from Convert to Subvert!!

theSam!!
from curious, to wow, Look ‘at this!!

theSam!!
from Plates of Gold, to restaurant Plates of China!!

theSam!!
from theMorgNoose (neckTies), to Alaska -n- Moose!!

theSam!!
from Alamo fears to LastFrontier!!

theSam!!
from liking MishPezdent, to MishHead is Dent!! -evil- >:o)
from liking MishPezdent, to his head is Cement!! -LOL- d:oD

and not only that, but theMishPezdent and most of theMishonaries are racist bigots too.

theSam!!
from SisterMish, to trying Every femaleDish!!

theSam!!
from Prejudice, to no more CogDis!!
(well, I’m trying ok?!)

theSam!!
from churchSuit, to dressUp refute!!

theSam!!
from sacredHymns, to worldlyHers!!
( . )Y( . )

theSam!!
from Eye Unibrow, to Mouth Unibroue!!
(the beer drink)

theSam!!
from Pearl of GP, to Pearl VR
(pearl, vodka!! Recipes)

theSam!!
from Gathering at theRiver, to gathering at theBar!!

theSam!!
from templeMovie, to actually bangin’ Eve!!
(or at least a few hot look-alike blondes!!)

theSam!!
from free Bazarre help, to High-end Food Service!!

theSam!!
from Roadshow lackey, to Piano & guitar come see!!

theSam!!
from reading Mopologists, to being a High-end Bar “mop”ologist!!
d:oP

theSam!!
from Bread-n-Water, to Steak & Crab!!

theSam!!
from M’ing, to “Emme!!” d:oP

theSam!!
from bigGulp, to big *ppssshhhhh!!*

theSam!!
from CenterPew, to peeYooo!!

theSam!!
from FastOfferings & Tithing, to once a Month Steak, crab & drinks!!

theSam!!
from Tithing, to Tying thePlayThingz!! -LOL- d:oD

theSam!!
from Exorcist?!, to Exitcist!!

theSam!!
from God, to Mammon!!

theSam!!
from Camel’sBack, to M’ing on Camille’s back!!

theSam!!
from SundayWhites, to Bar & Server Black!!

theSam!!
from Choose theRight, to what’s best for Me!!

theSam!!
from BlindObedience, to Wait a Minute!!

theSam!!
from IndianReservation, to answering Phones and noting
Restaurant & Bar dinner reservations!!

theSam!!
from Ancestors Wampum beads, to Actually Putting
them back INSIDE theGF’s!! d:o)

theSam!!
from keeping Commandments, to keeping own commitments!!

theSam!!
from tbm, to XMO!!

luvs,
from,theSam!!

slflyinghorse
anchorage, alaska

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