theSam!! d:oD
mehh!!
I had to say it.
Since I've been signing pretty much everything on theNet!! w/ "theSam!!",
I figured I'd make it official and publish a blog Post with "theSam!!" as title.
Not that I think I'm entitled to anything, but I kinda get tired of posting stuff like;
7 SillySam!!'s, Built to Last!!,
to include Mom He's Lying Again!! and theSam!! Posts yet anotherSillyBulletin!!
oh.. wait...
THAT one, tSPyaSB!! was on my MySpace!!
nevahMind!!
So here goes, another post from theSam!! about theSam!!
d:oD
-----------------
theSam!!
still in Fetal position with EarsCovered, Screaming!! and WalletBleeding
since theLandLady'mon!! told him rent was going up
"another fitty dollahs!!"
----
theSam!!
ENSURE-ing his Complete, Balanced, Nutrition!! by staying Healthy, Active and Energetic!!
eehh....
One big, greasy FriedBread piece at a time with 6 ButterPats each!! @ theNativeHospital.
oh.. and by at least walking halfway to work once a week and hitching / bumming
rides home with hapless, unsuspecting co-Workers theRest of theWeek!!
Honest, I don't eat from thePatientFood!! trays,
I just look like I do!!
----
theSam!!
connecting Alaska!! with theRest-of-the-World!!
albeit,
one silly BlogPost & one silly YouTubeVid at a time!!
Getting theMessage!! from Point-to-Point without, basically, ANY point!!
----
theSam!!
Live from 7a.m. AlaskaDaylightSavingsTime after Springing-Back!!
But often still sitting bedside at 8a.m. ADLST before Falling-forward!!......
Upon his Schnozz!!
----
theSam!!
whom Sews so little now adays,
His "Kenmore" sewing machine.....
Is a "Ken-Less!!"
----
theSam!!
Whos Sense of Humor?! is so dry,
that when putting IN SofLens "ReWettingDrops"
it's just Air!!
Uhmm.
I din't get dat eether.
----
theSam!!
whos AlaskaBusiness!! completely failed because
when it came to drawing out & Graphing things on Paper....
he ATE thePieChart!!
----
theSam!!
whos PackRat habits sometimes get in the way of things,
he went to print TEXT out on crisp, white turned mildewy "yellowed" paper purchased 4yrs ago,
then proceeded to "HighLight" the important parts in HighLightPen!!
!? ??
----
theSam!!
make a B-I-G-!-! production out of EVERYTHING!!
even if you just Blog about it.
----
theSam!!
whom is much Easier than 1040 EZ taxes to figure out,
he's got his own Forms & Instructions manuals too!!
Just go to theBookStores,
purchase some CookBooks,
Cook, Bake and call him to Dinner!!
theSam!! - he's that easy to please.
----
theSam!!
Opportunities come and go quickly,
he sorta comes into your life, stays put & stares at you!!
then sticks his arms out for a Hug!!
d:oP
----
theSam!!
No plate of food to Big, no crumb too small!!
----
theSam!!
thePermanentSharpie Marker!! in yourLife!!
But only after you've passed out drinking in theVillage!!
----
theSam!!
not only has he GoneCorporate!!
he's doing it from SkidRow!!
----
theSam!!
theCute, bitter PearlOnion in theMartini-of-Life!!
shaken & stirred and his heart pierced with a stupid blueSword!!
----
theSam!!
Decades of Village!! AND VPSO experience all in 2.5yrs!!
honestly, theVillage!! just does that to anyone in uniform out there.
----
theSam!!
theOnly corporate employee whos "Call-In" card
(if we're gonna be late, absent, etc) is an "1-900-Quit-Now", Extension "!!"
and it costs $17 per/Min and time & aHalf for each Minute afterwards.
----
theSam!!
Whos weekly employee "Absentee & workDays" calendar already came Pre-Filled Out!!
----
theSam!!
whos Corporate MonthlyEmployeeNewsLetter,
is theHelpWanted Section from theNewsPaper!!
----
luvs,
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, alaska
I had to say it.
Since I've been signing pretty much everything on theNet!! w/ "theSam!!",
I figured I'd make it official and publish a blog Post with "theSam!!" as title.
Not that I think I'm entitled to anything, but I kinda get tired of posting stuff like;
7 SillySam!!'s, Built to Last!!,
to include Mom He's Lying Again!! and theSam!! Posts yet anotherSillyBulletin!!
oh.. wait...
THAT one, tSPyaSB!! was on my MySpace!!
nevahMind!!
So here goes, another post from theSam!! about theSam!!
d:oD
-----------------
theSam!!
still in Fetal position with EarsCovered, Screaming!! and WalletBleeding
since theLandLady'mon!! told him rent was going up
"another fitty dollahs!!"
----
theSam!!
ENSURE-ing his Complete, Balanced, Nutrition!! by staying Healthy, Active and Energetic!!
eehh....
One big, greasy FriedBread piece at a time with 6 ButterPats each!! @ theNativeHospital.
oh.. and by at least walking halfway to work once a week and hitching / bumming
rides home with hapless, unsuspecting co-Workers theRest of theWeek!!
Honest, I don't eat from thePatientFood!! trays,
I just look like I do!!
----
theSam!!
connecting Alaska!! with theRest-of-the-World!!
albeit,
one silly BlogPost & one silly YouTubeVid at a time!!
Getting theMessage!! from Point-to-Point without, basically, ANY point!!
----
theSam!!
Live from 7a.m. AlaskaDaylightSavingsTime after Springing-Back!!
But often still sitting bedside at 8a.m. ADLST before Falling-forward!!......
Upon his Schnozz!!
----
theSam!!
whom Sews so little now adays,
His "Kenmore" sewing machine.....
Is a "Ken-Less!!"
----
theSam!!
Whos Sense of Humor?! is so dry,
that when putting IN SofLens "ReWettingDrops"
it's just Air!!
Uhmm.
I din't get dat eether.
----
theSam!!
whos AlaskaBusiness!! completely failed because
when it came to drawing out & Graphing things on Paper....
he ATE thePieChart!!
----
theSam!!
whos PackRat habits sometimes get in the way of things,
he went to print TEXT out on crisp, white turned mildewy "yellowed" paper purchased 4yrs ago,
then proceeded to "HighLight" the important parts in HighLightPen!!
!? ??
----
theSam!!
make a B-I-G-!-! production out of EVERYTHING!!
even if you just Blog about it.
----
theSam!!
whom is much Easier than 1040 EZ taxes to figure out,
he's got his own Forms & Instructions manuals too!!
Just go to theBookStores,
purchase some CookBooks,
Cook, Bake and call him to Dinner!!
theSam!! - he's that easy to please.
----
theSam!!
Opportunities come and go quickly,
he sorta comes into your life, stays put & stares at you!!
then sticks his arms out for a Hug!!
d:oP
----
theSam!!
No plate of food to Big, no crumb too small!!
----
theSam!!
thePermanentSharpie Marker!! in yourLife!!
But only after you've passed out drinking in theVillage!!
----
theSam!!
not only has he GoneCorporate!!
he's doing it from SkidRow!!
----
theSam!!
theCute, bitter PearlOnion in theMartini-of-Life!!
shaken & stirred and his heart pierced with a stupid blueSword!!
----
theSam!!
Decades of Village!! AND VPSO experience all in 2.5yrs!!
honestly, theVillage!! just does that to anyone in uniform out there.
----
theSam!!
theOnly corporate employee whos "Call-In" card
(if we're gonna be late, absent, etc) is an "1-900-Quit-Now", Extension "!!"
and it costs $17 per/Min and time & aHalf for each Minute afterwards.
----
theSam!!
Whos weekly employee "Absentee & workDays" calendar already came Pre-Filled Out!!
----
theSam!!
whos Corporate MonthlyEmployeeNewsLetter,
is theHelpWanted Section from theNewsPaper!!
----
luvs,
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, alaska
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