40th Birthday Party!!
theSam!!'s 40th Birthday Party!!
How to Lose Respect of Family, Friends & Associates in just 1 evening?!
But wait, he's been doing that for over 2.5yrs!! including the 4 yrs afterwards!!
But seriously, theSam!! will be turning 40yrs old this coming August.
WOW!! 40 free trips around theSun!!
What an awesome ride it's been though and I'm looking forward to about an hundred more providing that my Cute PCA's/CNA's/Nurses don't tire of me and fluff up a Pillow when I'm aged and still teasing anything that moves.
theSam!! has looked forward and back at this time, just like Good KingJanus of old whom theNew Years celebrations Honors, and decided to post somethings that happened or That Could Happen!! regarding birthday parties and similar events.
Remember people, that celebrations for good occasions are in order and we should all take care of our friends and family during various "MileStones" of their life.
Lord knows that I've had a few important celebrations go by and no one uttered a peep of remembrance to me at all.
And a few times, I too have been guilty of not acknowledging other people's special events, mostly due to financial hard times in this day and age when everyone expects gifts and other toys to be given or received.
theSam!! could care less about gifts,
what theSam!! cares about is Your TIME! Time is so important and time is something that we all have each day. Whom you spend it with or What you spend it on is an very important thing.
It might not mean much to anyone to say hi to, or email, or hang out & talk with theSam!! or whatEver!! but to theSam!! your time matters.
Here's a few Party Ideas and attendant thoughts from me, thePendingBirthdayBoy!!
Surprise Party!!
One time while on my lds church mission, an Sister missionary had an birthday celebration that was theEnvy!! of everyone present, EnvyGreen!! to be exact.
See, to us missionary alumni. The word "greenie" applies liberally to New missionaries that just arrived into the mission field.
Greenie is a playful term and is expressed dearfully, honest, it is.
Some of theOther missionaries in that LocalZone where theNewGreenieSister was sent to planned an impromptu BirthdayBreakfast for theSister.
Let's see, she had "Green Eggs", "Green milk" for her cereal, "Green pancakes" too. Although theSyrup kinda detracted from the color theme just a tad, none-theLess, it didn't dampen the good natured celebration for that one newSister one bit.
In fact, she had a Green Tongue for days from the food coloring.
This is your Life!?
I never saw the TV show at all but have seen a few of these events. People build a book with the life history of theBirthdayPerson included in it. You then proceed to introduce people from their past.
I dunno, this idea really scares me because, right now I have people in my life whom I am comfortable with and really don't need anyone else Popping in to remind me of thePast.
I know where I've come from, and know all to well theTrials and HeartAche to get to where I am now. As for theGoodMemories too, I keep them close to my heart and rely upon them to pull me through theDark moments that I feel.
For me, you're gonna need a small city to celebrate with me, cos I've met many people and have touched many lives. Honestly, I have.
Hire a Boat!!
I already had this experience. It was called military service. And being aboard subs, smallboys and AirCraft carriers was Enough!! for me.
It's bad enough that when I went out to theVillage!! years later, I was once again dealing with small boats up and down theRiver!!
If my friends hire a boat for me this year, I'm jumping overboard first chance I get!! d:oP
Let's go to theWaterPark instead cos I wanna see Krysta & lora in swimwear!!
d:oD
Hire a castle
To me a Castle is a large stone structure. An medieval period dwelling and fortress that housed FairMaidens up in theKeeps!! and bristled with Knights in armor along thePlacements and in theTurrets.
Besides, I don't know of any Castles up here in Alaska during this very warm summer time.
Ahuppp!! I take that back, I do know of a "castle", but it involves an MegaBookStore business that I always walk past on theWay to DownTown Anchorage.
This Castle sells porn and related toys & materials.
That's not my scene but in theSpirit of good fun.
Just give me theDamn blowup GirlieDoll and I'll lug her around where ever my Friends take me this year, if only to please you sadistic souls.
But shouldn't something like this happen to me when I get Married?!
Like what happened to that one veryCute HeftyChick!! at theBar a few days ago when I stopped there to eat?!
She was dancing with her girlfriends on theFloor and aside from her long white Bridal veil & theMaleBlowUpDoll she lugged around theBar!! you wouldn't know what she was doing there. She was dressed everyday like you and me and .......
No, scratch that. Just give me an current Play boy or Hustler and I'll be content with that thank you. I haven't seen one of those in ages.
elle, pleeaassee. lemme see theFaceBook page girl!!
an 1980's Party
an Friend of mine took a short break to head Outside (of Alaska) to her high school reunion. This hotChick!! is almost as old as I am, so we are familiar with theDecadent 80's and theGreat music that decade spawned.
But she said it best when talking about seeing a Group of Middle-aged drunks singing at theTop of their Lungs in a family restaurant, that it was so weird.
Besides, I can always go to SouthAnchorage and do the same thing on any Thursday nights and compete In karoake and win Cash & Prizes!!
NOT.
Just find some 1980's tunes in theWalMart discount bargain for under $5 and theSam!! will love you anyways.
Book a magician
Or maybe a Clown!? or an sexyStripper!? nah, I might end up marrying her.
Just about any party goes better with a Magician.
These slight of hand Artists pull fake flowers from their sleeves and pull out miles of redRibbon from their Mouths.
No thank you,
I dealt with an entire Village!! of magicians whom pulled every flimsy excuse they could find to keep me from putting them in Jail.
And when I would attend public meetings and feasts in theTribalHalls, some people whom I spotted holding beer or Whiskey would turn around and then an nearby friend would step in close or step past them and Voila!!
theAlcohol was gone, and "who, ME!? What beer VPSO?!" everyone would protest. theVillagers!! are slight of hand artists and I'm tired of such shenanigans.
Besides, if you put food in front of me-I make it disappear!!
And I won't tapDance or make you admire theFlower and squirt you in theFace!!
Go camping
Wow, theSam!! could go camping.
Fresh air, almost 24hr Alaskan sunshine and theGorgeous scenery that is theAlaskan Mountains.
But then I remember my first summer spent in theWoods as an Rookie EFF / emergency fire fighter. theFirst!! crew that took me into their ranks for 2 weeks was an all Native group composed exclusively of Olympic-level athletes, none of which had ever seen an Donut or pallette load of Cheese cakes in their whole lives!!
In fact, that onePersonalTrainerChick!! buddy of mine, her with thePristine smile and granite deltoids must have learned to do Aerobics with this fireCrew I joined. Those guys were tough!!
How ever, they were still "vapor" emitting waves and waves of Alcohol from their pores when we loaded up on theBus and drove to our first fire North of Fairbanks.
theFirst fire casualty from our Group was a little skinny kid that I'll call "Shasta". cos that's what he drank with his Vodka, and Shasta literally went flat theNext day due to alcohol related withdrawals.
Our fire crew bused and hiked up and down theScorched blackened mountains that first day and after 18hrs of digging up stillWarm earth and blackened soil,
we went back to our fire camp and found that theMainTent we erected, had fallen into the camp fire and Shasta was nowhere to be seen.
Turns out he went delirious with DT tremors and had to be medivac'd to Fairbanks.
sheesh.
No thanks in regards to camping this year my friends.
Besides, if I step out and away from theCamp to "whoresBath" myself in theWoods, You might get scared at seeing a Pale, paunched figure and freak out, start shooting at me. (some LEO friends, like me-always go everywhere Armed!!)
And then later on by theCampfire, theGirls!! in the group will get me mad by comparing me to their HotDogs they roast over theFire!!
I'll retaliate by making "fat jokes" and things will go downhill from there resulting in theHeavySleepers!! being moved away from camp or duct-taped into their tents and or SleepingBags.
Let's just stay InTown this year and stay friends!!
Beach party
Sun!! Sand!! Bikini clad..... bleached White chicks!!
I dunno. I mean, those of you girlfriends, hot as you are-You make my eyes hurt!!
Some of you more translucent females make gothGirls look Black.
Besides, remember a few summers ago when we last went South towards Kenai!?
and....
and you gave me Crabs!! Huh!!??
Remember that!!
I'll never forget it, Damn It!!
They looked so cute just clicking their claws at me in theBuckets, thank you.
I'm glad that Mae & herHubby took my share of Bounty and kept them in the freezer.
I had no clue as to what to do with AlaskanCrabs!!
Besides, you Girls and your toyBoys end up bullying me and kicking sand in my face, flicking cigarette ashes at me and so on.
Better yet, Now that Anchorage bars & clubs are Now Smoke Free, let's just hit theBars so I can watch you all squirm in agitation!!
Themed party
No Way.
Trust me when I say this, I've seen some photos of various Themed Parties some... MOST of you attended before I met you.
I am not going to dress up or Down!! and be tricked into getting drunk, passing out and waking up covered in MagicMarker sloganz, dressed in diapers and Police are getting ready to Tazer me.
No thank you, I worked for theAlaskanPrincess!! a couple of summers and she did everything to me that could be done to anyone.
She dressed me up as a Moose and made me drive a bus.
I dressed as a damn Salmon too and I now live on hundreds of hardDrives worldwide and people still talk of me.
To this day I'm still scared of OLD People and photos of Moose.
I'm scared of smiley friendly people and it's a miracle I still go to Bars & Restaurants at all. So no.... No Themed parties please, like........
Caribbean
None of these parties please. I see my JamaicanLand lady 3 times a month as it is and I ride theTaxis now and then 'Mon!!
Vicars and Tarts
Some of you sweetTarts are just that, sweet and Tart!!
I love you girls, sometimes a bit too much yes, but no activities that promote & pander to your normally Offensive, AttentionWhore antics please.
It took me 2 years to get over being jealous of 'Manda when she wore her black Bustier!!
And I still attempt to make "Man cleavage" with MY breasts but can't do it like Anna!! I wish you girls would stop competing with me, I mean, lately my hair is past my collar and will get WAY long, I just have fits when you Tress up and for now,
I'm stuck with a simple, bland PonyTail.
No TARTS this year or any year please!!
Film Stars
*sigh*
Isn't it bad enough that Taz has to ruin things when I download my cameraPhotos and find that she's snuck a few "Moon" pics in there?!
Get an friendFinder account please!!
and hurry up with that new digital camera and 4 memory cards I bought for you!!
School Dinners
Now hey.
I could live with this one function.
But last time that I went to a "Real school" with Darce and her kids theAdministrators!! looked me up and down and then sequestered me in their Offices filling out various Denali kidzCare forms, Options 1 Medical & Dental and TundraTykes meal vouchers all the while scolding me for not being a good parent!!
What theHell!! I know I'm a dead beat but come on!!
I don't need some smarmy school teacher holding some kid that isn't even MINE, telling me that "Your child needs more from you!?"
She's white as a ghost and her eyes are sky blu.... Never mind.
What I really need to do is get new friends-WithoutKids!!
Wild west night
Aahhmmm.
Two words my friends.
"Restraining Order" from theCountry & Western bar in town.
It's not my fault that theShania!! look-alike didn't like my Violin / Fiddle playing when I attended her latest show, stayed late to see her band mates back stage and a Jig note went Sour!!
Besides, once you straddle an HHUUGGEE AlaskanPrincess!! from behind.
Your feet stirrup along her Achilles tendons and you kneel & hang on for dear life-No stupid mechanical bull or Hat wearing Bimbo can compare Or compete!!
Tribute Band
How about hiring a tribute band? Some bands actually make an living by dressing up like and playing music exclusively from their Idols.
I'm sure my parents would like this event. But Cream is unavailable along with CreedenceClearwaterRevival.
Here in Anchorage we have theStones, theBeatles, Spandau Ballet, ThompsonTwins, IggyPop!!, theCure.
Heck, we even have CannibalFlesh, Morphed, SquishedKitten!! and FireFly!! etc.
Well........ at least I see such similar looking characters on theBus every day and hanging out (even working in!!) theBusTransientDepot downtown too.
Besides, PhantomBlue, Heart, theGreatKat!! and even LitaFord!! have retired.
Like I said earlier, just get me an discount bargain bin music CD or better yet-Point me to theAppropriate video on youTube please!!
Wig Parties?!
I've heard of these parties.
You wear just a wig and everyone swaps out wigs now and then as the evening progresses.
There's 1960's BeeHive Do's and theBeatles looking Foppish MopTops,
But some of you dear friends have kids, or at least Make them!!
And kids have theOccasionalLiceOutbreak!!
Thanks but no thanks.
it's bad enough that some of you sweethearts let me Wax Your LandingStrips and Massage you on occasion. I can only take so much of you every week, please!!
Dane', Riika, I'm sorry for the spoilers, I really am sweethearts.
You shouldn't have moved when I was cutting your hair.
Your husbands were watching theKidz at that time, why did you have to move.
But your wigs looked great those 4 months (5 with Rikki) until "theMistake" grew out.
*sigh*
Danae'. you still owe me $50, cos your check bounced!!
Amazing Race Party
All you College grad & highly educated friends of mine know what this is right?!
You gather together in teams and receive a clue where to go next. You have riddles to solve, problems to read and figure out before advancing to theNext!! DowntownBldg, or car Dealership, South to theMalls or north to EagleRiver!!
Stopping here and stopping there to pick up clues, gather items perhaps and move on.
thanks but no thanks.
That's called a "Job Search" or Bar Hopping!!
I've done enough of both and quite frankly, theNext time that I'm forced to head to TentCity on 2nd Ave to get clues from theHomeLess-guess what?!
I'm Staying!!
I don't have a car, hello!?
You friends are cruel sometimes.
Just give me a piece of cake, a glass of milk,
and a nice friendly "glad you made it this far" will do nicely.
Thank you.
To my friends and family.
I love you and couldn't have made it this far without you.
laters,
peace.
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, ak
How to Lose Respect of Family, Friends & Associates in just 1 evening?!
But wait, he's been doing that for over 2.5yrs!! including the 4 yrs afterwards!!
But seriously, theSam!! will be turning 40yrs old this coming August.
WOW!! 40 free trips around theSun!!
What an awesome ride it's been though and I'm looking forward to about an hundred more providing that my Cute PCA's/CNA's/Nurses don't tire of me and fluff up a Pillow when I'm aged and still teasing anything that moves.
theSam!! has looked forward and back at this time, just like Good KingJanus of old whom theNew Years celebrations Honors, and decided to post somethings that happened or That Could Happen!! regarding birthday parties and similar events.
Remember people, that celebrations for good occasions are in order and we should all take care of our friends and family during various "MileStones" of their life.
Lord knows that I've had a few important celebrations go by and no one uttered a peep of remembrance to me at all.
And a few times, I too have been guilty of not acknowledging other people's special events, mostly due to financial hard times in this day and age when everyone expects gifts and other toys to be given or received.
theSam!! could care less about gifts,
what theSam!! cares about is Your TIME! Time is so important and time is something that we all have each day. Whom you spend it with or What you spend it on is an very important thing.
It might not mean much to anyone to say hi to, or email, or hang out & talk with theSam!! or whatEver!! but to theSam!! your time matters.
Here's a few Party Ideas and attendant thoughts from me, thePendingBirthdayBoy!!
Surprise Party!!
One time while on my lds church mission, an Sister missionary had an birthday celebration that was theEnvy!! of everyone present, EnvyGreen!! to be exact.
See, to us missionary alumni. The word "greenie" applies liberally to New missionaries that just arrived into the mission field.
Greenie is a playful term and is expressed dearfully, honest, it is.
Some of theOther missionaries in that LocalZone where theNewGreenieSister was sent to planned an impromptu BirthdayBreakfast for theSister.
Let's see, she had "Green Eggs", "Green milk" for her cereal, "Green pancakes" too. Although theSyrup kinda detracted from the color theme just a tad, none-theLess, it didn't dampen the good natured celebration for that one newSister one bit.
In fact, she had a Green Tongue for days from the food coloring.
This is your Life!?
I never saw the TV show at all but have seen a few of these events. People build a book with the life history of theBirthdayPerson included in it. You then proceed to introduce people from their past.
I dunno, this idea really scares me because, right now I have people in my life whom I am comfortable with and really don't need anyone else Popping in to remind me of thePast.
I know where I've come from, and know all to well theTrials and HeartAche to get to where I am now. As for theGoodMemories too, I keep them close to my heart and rely upon them to pull me through theDark moments that I feel.
For me, you're gonna need a small city to celebrate with me, cos I've met many people and have touched many lives. Honestly, I have.
Hire a Boat!!
I already had this experience. It was called military service. And being aboard subs, smallboys and AirCraft carriers was Enough!! for me.
It's bad enough that when I went out to theVillage!! years later, I was once again dealing with small boats up and down theRiver!!
If my friends hire a boat for me this year, I'm jumping overboard first chance I get!! d:oP
Let's go to theWaterPark instead cos I wanna see Krysta & lora in swimwear!!
d:oD
Hire a castle
To me a Castle is a large stone structure. An medieval period dwelling and fortress that housed FairMaidens up in theKeeps!! and bristled with Knights in armor along thePlacements and in theTurrets.
Besides, I don't know of any Castles up here in Alaska during this very warm summer time.
Ahuppp!! I take that back, I do know of a "castle", but it involves an MegaBookStore business that I always walk past on theWay to DownTown Anchorage.
This Castle sells porn and related toys & materials.
That's not my scene but in theSpirit of good fun.
Just give me theDamn blowup GirlieDoll and I'll lug her around where ever my Friends take me this year, if only to please you sadistic souls.
But shouldn't something like this happen to me when I get Married?!
Like what happened to that one veryCute HeftyChick!! at theBar a few days ago when I stopped there to eat?!
She was dancing with her girlfriends on theFloor and aside from her long white Bridal veil & theMaleBlowUpDoll she lugged around theBar!! you wouldn't know what she was doing there. She was dressed everyday like you and me and .......
No, scratch that. Just give me an current Play boy or Hustler and I'll be content with that thank you. I haven't seen one of those in ages.
elle, pleeaassee. lemme see theFaceBook page girl!!
an 1980's Party
an Friend of mine took a short break to head Outside (of Alaska) to her high school reunion. This hotChick!! is almost as old as I am, so we are familiar with theDecadent 80's and theGreat music that decade spawned.
But she said it best when talking about seeing a Group of Middle-aged drunks singing at theTop of their Lungs in a family restaurant, that it was so weird.
Besides, I can always go to SouthAnchorage and do the same thing on any Thursday nights and compete In karoake and win Cash & Prizes!!
NOT.
Just find some 1980's tunes in theWalMart discount bargain for under $5 and theSam!! will love you anyways.
Book a magician
Or maybe a Clown!? or an sexyStripper!? nah, I might end up marrying her.
Just about any party goes better with a Magician.
These slight of hand Artists pull fake flowers from their sleeves and pull out miles of redRibbon from their Mouths.
No thank you,
I dealt with an entire Village!! of magicians whom pulled every flimsy excuse they could find to keep me from putting them in Jail.
And when I would attend public meetings and feasts in theTribalHalls, some people whom I spotted holding beer or Whiskey would turn around and then an nearby friend would step in close or step past them and Voila!!
theAlcohol was gone, and "who, ME!? What beer VPSO?!" everyone would protest. theVillagers!! are slight of hand artists and I'm tired of such shenanigans.
Besides, if you put food in front of me-I make it disappear!!
And I won't tapDance or make you admire theFlower and squirt you in theFace!!
Go camping
Wow, theSam!! could go camping.
Fresh air, almost 24hr Alaskan sunshine and theGorgeous scenery that is theAlaskan Mountains.
But then I remember my first summer spent in theWoods as an Rookie EFF / emergency fire fighter. theFirst!! crew that took me into their ranks for 2 weeks was an all Native group composed exclusively of Olympic-level athletes, none of which had ever seen an Donut or pallette load of Cheese cakes in their whole lives!!
In fact, that onePersonalTrainerChick!! buddy of mine, her with thePristine smile and granite deltoids must have learned to do Aerobics with this fireCrew I joined. Those guys were tough!!
How ever, they were still "vapor" emitting waves and waves of Alcohol from their pores when we loaded up on theBus and drove to our first fire North of Fairbanks.
theFirst fire casualty from our Group was a little skinny kid that I'll call "Shasta". cos that's what he drank with his Vodka, and Shasta literally went flat theNext day due to alcohol related withdrawals.
Our fire crew bused and hiked up and down theScorched blackened mountains that first day and after 18hrs of digging up stillWarm earth and blackened soil,
we went back to our fire camp and found that theMainTent we erected, had fallen into the camp fire and Shasta was nowhere to be seen.
Turns out he went delirious with DT tremors and had to be medivac'd to Fairbanks.
sheesh.
No thanks in regards to camping this year my friends.
Besides, if I step out and away from theCamp to "whoresBath" myself in theWoods, You might get scared at seeing a Pale, paunched figure and freak out, start shooting at me. (some LEO friends, like me-always go everywhere Armed!!)
And then later on by theCampfire, theGirls!! in the group will get me mad by comparing me to their HotDogs they roast over theFire!!
I'll retaliate by making "fat jokes" and things will go downhill from there resulting in theHeavySleepers!! being moved away from camp or duct-taped into their tents and or SleepingBags.
Let's just stay InTown this year and stay friends!!
Beach party
Sun!! Sand!! Bikini clad..... bleached White chicks!!
I dunno. I mean, those of you girlfriends, hot as you are-You make my eyes hurt!!
Some of you more translucent females make gothGirls look Black.
Besides, remember a few summers ago when we last went South towards Kenai!?
and....
and you gave me Crabs!! Huh!!??
Remember that!!
I'll never forget it, Damn It!!
They looked so cute just clicking their claws at me in theBuckets, thank you.
I'm glad that Mae & herHubby took my share of Bounty and kept them in the freezer.
I had no clue as to what to do with AlaskanCrabs!!
Besides, you Girls and your toyBoys end up bullying me and kicking sand in my face, flicking cigarette ashes at me and so on.
Better yet, Now that Anchorage bars & clubs are Now Smoke Free, let's just hit theBars so I can watch you all squirm in agitation!!
Themed party
No Way.
Trust me when I say this, I've seen some photos of various Themed Parties some... MOST of you attended before I met you.
I am not going to dress up or Down!! and be tricked into getting drunk, passing out and waking up covered in MagicMarker sloganz, dressed in diapers and Police are getting ready to Tazer me.
No thank you, I worked for theAlaskanPrincess!! a couple of summers and she did everything to me that could be done to anyone.
She dressed me up as a Moose and made me drive a bus.
I dressed as a damn Salmon too and I now live on hundreds of hardDrives worldwide and people still talk of me.
To this day I'm still scared of OLD People and photos of Moose.
I'm scared of smiley friendly people and it's a miracle I still go to Bars & Restaurants at all. So no.... No Themed parties please, like........
Caribbean
None of these parties please. I see my JamaicanLand lady 3 times a month as it is and I ride theTaxis now and then 'Mon!!
Vicars and Tarts
Some of you sweetTarts are just that, sweet and Tart!!
I love you girls, sometimes a bit too much yes, but no activities that promote & pander to your normally Offensive, AttentionWhore antics please.
It took me 2 years to get over being jealous of 'Manda when she wore her black Bustier!!
And I still attempt to make "Man cleavage" with MY breasts but can't do it like Anna!! I wish you girls would stop competing with me, I mean, lately my hair is past my collar and will get WAY long, I just have fits when you Tress up and for now,
I'm stuck with a simple, bland PonyTail.
No TARTS this year or any year please!!
Film Stars
*sigh*
Isn't it bad enough that Taz has to ruin things when I download my cameraPhotos and find that she's snuck a few "Moon" pics in there?!
Get an friendFinder account please!!
and hurry up with that new digital camera and 4 memory cards I bought for you!!
School Dinners
Now hey.
I could live with this one function.
But last time that I went to a "Real school" with Darce and her kids theAdministrators!! looked me up and down and then sequestered me in their Offices filling out various Denali kidzCare forms, Options 1 Medical & Dental and TundraTykes meal vouchers all the while scolding me for not being a good parent!!
What theHell!! I know I'm a dead beat but come on!!
I don't need some smarmy school teacher holding some kid that isn't even MINE, telling me that "Your child needs more from you!?"
She's white as a ghost and her eyes are sky blu.... Never mind.
What I really need to do is get new friends-WithoutKids!!
Wild west night
Aahhmmm.
Two words my friends.
"Restraining Order" from theCountry & Western bar in town.
It's not my fault that theShania!! look-alike didn't like my Violin / Fiddle playing when I attended her latest show, stayed late to see her band mates back stage and a Jig note went Sour!!
Besides, once you straddle an HHUUGGEE AlaskanPrincess!! from behind.
Your feet stirrup along her Achilles tendons and you kneel & hang on for dear life-No stupid mechanical bull or Hat wearing Bimbo can compare Or compete!!
Tribute Band
How about hiring a tribute band? Some bands actually make an living by dressing up like and playing music exclusively from their Idols.
I'm sure my parents would like this event. But Cream is unavailable along with CreedenceClearwaterRevival.
Here in Anchorage we have theStones, theBeatles, Spandau Ballet, ThompsonTwins, IggyPop!!, theCure.
Heck, we even have CannibalFlesh, Morphed, SquishedKitten!! and FireFly!! etc.
Well........ at least I see such similar looking characters on theBus every day and hanging out (even working in!!) theBusTransientDepot downtown too.
Besides, PhantomBlue, Heart, theGreatKat!! and even LitaFord!! have retired.
Like I said earlier, just get me an discount bargain bin music CD or better yet-Point me to theAppropriate video on youTube please!!
Wig Parties?!
I've heard of these parties.
You wear just a wig and everyone swaps out wigs now and then as the evening progresses.
There's 1960's BeeHive Do's and theBeatles looking Foppish MopTops,
But some of you dear friends have kids, or at least Make them!!
And kids have theOccasionalLiceOutbreak!!
Thanks but no thanks.
it's bad enough that some of you sweethearts let me Wax Your LandingStrips and Massage you on occasion. I can only take so much of you every week, please!!
Dane', Riika, I'm sorry for the spoilers, I really am sweethearts.
You shouldn't have moved when I was cutting your hair.
Your husbands were watching theKidz at that time, why did you have to move.
But your wigs looked great those 4 months (5 with Rikki) until "theMistake" grew out.
*sigh*
Danae'. you still owe me $50, cos your check bounced!!
Amazing Race Party
All you College grad & highly educated friends of mine know what this is right?!
You gather together in teams and receive a clue where to go next. You have riddles to solve, problems to read and figure out before advancing to theNext!! DowntownBldg, or car Dealership, South to theMalls or north to EagleRiver!!
Stopping here and stopping there to pick up clues, gather items perhaps and move on.
thanks but no thanks.
That's called a "Job Search" or Bar Hopping!!
I've done enough of both and quite frankly, theNext time that I'm forced to head to TentCity on 2nd Ave to get clues from theHomeLess-guess what?!
I'm Staying!!
I don't have a car, hello!?
You friends are cruel sometimes.
Just give me a piece of cake, a glass of milk,
and a nice friendly "glad you made it this far" will do nicely.
Thank you.
To my friends and family.
I love you and couldn't have made it this far without you.
laters,
peace.
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, ak
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