theVillageChixxx!!
theVillageChixxx!! break their Silence and write this next Post,
or at least they Peruse it at their Leisure while sipping reConfiscated JD, Rum & Coke and inhaling their Unfiltereds!!
----------------------------------
MoreVillageHeadLines!!
Like a 'biting mink,' theVillage!! threatens to eat its own,
namely those that help theVPSO!!
When said Officer proposed cutting hundreds of dollars from a program aimed at helping theNative!! students theVillageCouncil!! chimed in and said,
"We meant to say that we threatened to eat our own home cooked foods for lunch instead of eating at theVillageEnd!! Bar-n-Grill"
to which theSam!! stopped what he was doing to say,
"Stop that Biting now!!
My arm turned Purple and I had to go in for Tetanus and Rabies shots after that tussle with Jo'Ellee and her Cousin!! it's not funny!!"
--------------------------
theAnger-n-Rage police stage kidnapping of Ms AmberAlert.
No word yet as to whether or not this is just preparation to kidnap what's left of an certain PublicSafetyOfficer's career,
and speaking of burnt out shells of it's former self, his NissanPickup!! was found burnt out just Miles north of the.....
Wait, we've already reported this news. Nevermind.
-------------------------------------
theVillage!!
Keeping all of our Alaska VPSO's in shape;
One high BP suffering, sleep deprived, Overworked fingers to the bone, underPaid Officer at a time!!
And once in awhile we even flat out Run 'em out of theVillage!! overnight.
------------------------------
CityPolice Investigating String of Village!!Paper-Doll arsons.
All theCute Plush VPSO's (whom were mentioned Several Blog entries ago) confiscated
all Scissors and other sharp utensils from as many REAL VPSO's as possible,
CP VPSO Officer "Felt" quipped;
"whats so strange about thePaperDoll Arsons is that theChainOfGirls have faces drawn in LipStick and Crayon!!"
------------------------------
Hi,
We’re theVillageChixxx!! and we approve of thisMessage!!
(even though we strongly disapprove of theSam!!)
( . )Y( . )
luvs, theVC!!
XoXo
--------------------------------
d:oP
theSam!!
Go where theLocals go!!
and that is basically anywhere where theSam!! ISN’T!!
theSam!!
Public Safety Officer Career Collapse on film!!
while filming his latest shenanigans via his SonyMavica theVillageKidz!! were seen and heard chanting these words,
“UncleSam!!, UncleSam!!, UncleSam!!...”
then one VillageKid!! hopped out of theNissan Pickup truck bed and ran away!!
theEscapee!!’s friends were later released of their own cognizance later that day when theVillage!! fun run was over and all Adults/Kidz/Baby’s!! were safely back in theVillage!! all gathered round theFood!!
--------------------------------------------
theHoldingCell!!
is now Smoke Free
Village!! smokers can still light up on theFrontPorch (patio) for now,
but indoors you can enjoy theSam!!s great personality, silly jokes and stare at theConfiscated!! whiskey & beer without the smokey aftertaste!!
d:oO!!
-----------------------------------
Party in theVillage!!
Summer time in theVillage!! means only one thing...PartyTime!!
And you’re invited to theUpperDeck!! to celebrate while theOfficer!! is absent from our Midst.
Sammy’s patio is a perfect place to kick back, sip a cold one
(from his confiscated stash!!, it's great to have an friend of ours Imbedded!!)
and nibble on some great Native traditional food.
(basically what ever foods his girlfriends leave at his door when his CurrentGirl doesn't cook for him)
Sammy’s friendly wait staff is ready to go Go GO!! (he‘s coming back, Run!!)….so,
Grab yourself an table and soak up the summer!! While theRegions quirkiest Officer soaks up theAlcohol for YOU!! (by confiscating it and bringing back to theVillage!!)
Come get Grabbed!! at Sammy’s.
d:oD
---------------------------
theSam!!
theVillage!! managed to barely survive theFourth of July…
even theFifth!! and all Prisoners and Witnesses to theEvent!! even plead the5th.
July 2007
VillageChixxx!!
Celebrating theRed, White & Brawl!!
Looking back on our Officers first year in theVillage!! during that first summer July event,
it started out as an harmless bit of fun when yearly activities took place that included theEggToss, thePieEating contest and pin theBadge!! on theVPSO.
But things got ugly when theEggToss turned into Throwing, and theVPSO’s “Gold” letters emblazoned across his Back and his rightChest became unto,
what Most LEO’s & Military people call “ScrambledEggs!!”
when referencing anything decorating an uniform in Gold coloring, etc.
Have you ever seen an normally slowMo, really big Guy M-O-V-E so fast!!
Just incredible to see, and this for one person who’s BallisticVest weighs as much as he does!!
UsChicks!! / We will be open the 4th of July (at an undisclosed Location once our VillageScouts!! with teenie Tiny cute MotaRola radios tell us where theVPSO & theVPO will be!!)
and since most of the activities take place over by theVillageLodge!! Those two Officers will be right in the middle of the action!!
We have to take a page or two from some of theMilitary’s Evasion Training here girls and boys.
When thinking like theEnemy whom is trying toFind You!!,
You can’t be so obvious and stay way far away, nor can you be so close,
but you have to have that “happyMedium” sometimes when hiding in Plain site or else, when operating in Plain site,
So we’ll keep every participant posted and we do mean “Pants!!”
We’ll see which ones are InVogue in stores this summer and will buy a few accordingly to wear, so we can distract at least One of theOfficers if needed!!
We’ll be featuring All Liquid Cuisine for our July Party, our extensive Imported (Literally!!) Beer and Wine list is a literal Steal!!
Our dear sweet Cousins stole their Granma’s car last week and drove over 2 Villages just to steal from another BootLegger!!
Later on we’ll have an karoake contest at Granma’s house once again after 0400hrs,
Taking centerStage will be theGirl!! band “WinstonSalem”, but as you know,
our TwoOfficers!! will no doubt be taking theStage!! as well, one often wonders if they’re not theRealDrags!? when it comes to fun.
And literally taking it away from us and sending us Imbiberz home, back to our hangOuts and....
(theSam!! sending his girlfriend back to his LodgeRoom!! etc, where he’ll no doubt, have already finished her weekly Homework and added more pages to her 10th grade Thesis on
“Blinded by theLight!!-an case Study upon Retro, Refractive and Mood Lighting in the20thCentury LivingRoom vs Just a Candle in theBedroom!!” )
His girlriends that he adopts each school year are ReKnowned throughOut theYVC Inc (doh!!) Region for their inDepth and eloquent termPaperz they turn into their Grammar school teachers before they’re Jr’s!!
Though there was that oneYear when April & Liberty learned NOT to ever go with an Mathematical Hypothesis Thesis paper!!
As theSam!! knows not anything beyond Pie being Edible, much less AreSquare!!
Though how one person can listen to some “littleYellow Bird calling from theCity!!“ and calculate 5 gals of Gas and 2 Mountain range Passes at 6,048feet and 5,898feet respectively and be waiting for 4 alcoholImporters exactly 8miles from theVillage!!
and knowing that they have just enough gas to Drive the car to theLodgeOffices!! for Impound (as he snaps theSoberestDriver!! intoCuffs around theSteeringWheel) is totally beyond us and we're theSmartOnes!!
And we don’t want to think about how a lightRain, an slick VillageRoad an LooseRunning SledDog, an popBottle and an .45cal bullet will all collude in an Symbiotic Puff of BarrelSmoke to flipFlo......
NeverMind!!
We’ll keep y’all posted this year, oh... and keep theEggs in theCartons for Breakfast!!
cos as sure as theSunRises!! a few of us will feel “stirrings” within us and we’ll soon be eating for 2 or 3!!
And getting special treatment from YouKnowWho!!
Not that He has anything to do with that, but occasionally theVillageMen!! might get jealous of him being here and then one or two of us gets KnockedUP!!
later Peeps!!
theVillageChixxx!!
-----------------------------------------
More International, National....Village!! *grooann!!* News!!
National
Airports warned about dry terror runs!!
Village!!
About 6hrs after theAirCraft brings in theAlcohol,
theVPSO watches theParty from afar and notes various people stumbling Outside in terror to DryHeave on thePeatMoss.
----------------------------------------
International
Scientists find traces of hidden city beneath Alexandria
Village!!
VPSO finds 2 bottles, Pot pipe and pack of Camels under Alexandra!!
after she is removed kicking and screaming from behind theSofa.
---------------------------------------
National
man with no Brain has led an almost “normal” life
Village!!
yeah, and he’s our SafetyOfficer!!, but he’s not normal.
And he doesn’t have an heart either, at least when it comes to SledDogs!!
d:oP
-------------------------------------------
National
NetChicks!! stockings and Website both Go Down!!
Village!!
theSam!! votes for his favorite BoobleGirl!!
d:o)
(VillageChick!!Editor: Gather round girls, grab theBats!! cos one of our Men!! isn’t being faithful to us (again!!) )
-------------------------------------------
National
Britney magazine reports breakdown in Interview
Village!!
while eating PopTarts, theSam!!’s computer printer breaks down as he interviews lil’ Brittany while she reads an Magazine.
-------------------------------------------
And that’s that!!
All theLatest Village and City news from Me!!
theSam!!
theDispatchGopher!!
.....Now trusted to remove theVault $ from theBus' & Vanz to theOffice!!
theStickeeNote!!
.....theRecent!! reason why "No Uniez to be Worn in Barz!!" note was Posted.
(well, not really me, probably that one Other guy that always headz toKootz!!)
theScalePattern!!
.....now known as the3rd!! position in Articulation & Bowing terms
--------------------------------
Other News Story AlsoRans!!
(quickly from theVPSO!!)
InterNational
Beijing police detain reporter for faking story about cardboard-filled buns
Village!!
VillageChixxx!! deride Officer for having Flat-Bunz
--------------------------
International
US, EU uphold policy of shunning Hamas
Village!!
Regional VillageChixxx!! adopt standards, practices and mission-Statements regarding the shunning of their VPSO's!!
---------------------------
International
Prosecutors in Brazil seek to close airport during crash investigation
Village!!
CuteChixxx!! in theVillage!! seek airport landingStrips when investigating options for BrazilianBinkiWaxes
------------------------------
National
Fires in the West...FEMA blasted...No cause yet for steam explosion
Village!!
Officer burning trash out at theDump again, VPSO blasted by Council again and "PMS" is all we need to say regarding the explosion at One House.
National
'Hottest places in hell' await dogfight promoters, senator fumes
Village!!
it's not Hot here is it?!
And you'll have to beware theVPSO!! as he'll catch your dog and take it for a ride to theDump!!
National
Study: 1 in 25 youths asked for sex pics online
Village!!
3 of 8 VillageChixxx!! leave their Sex pics in theMemory card of theBorrowed camera!!
While 18 of 20 VillageChixxx!! leave their Drinking pics on the iPod they lost!!
National
Lawmakers agree to 100% scanning of container ships
Village!!
some Officers can swear that after awhile, they just look at an Auto, an Person, an House, an spot in theWoods and can just tell what they're gonna find if they go look.
------------------------------
Village!!
Murky land deal questioned.
Honest, I saw 3 kidz use an hook they found, some discarded string and they caught a Big Pike,
so I thought that if 'they' could land an fish like that,
I could too!! and and..
You don't believe me do you?!
No I didn't get this fish from Granma either.
Village!!
Law mandates new cigarettes.
There's no such thing as an Old cigarette out here in theVillage!!
I don't even know why this is an Issue.
Village!!
Keeping Alaska roads in shape.
Not to forget theVPSO's!!
Village!!
City considers honor camps.
theWholeCity is an Camp!!
If you look closely, they're sleeping here, there and everywhere and there is no Honor in this sight.
d:o(
Village!!
Safety in construction zones.
Falling down, Pants wet, shoeless, Well-Dressed too!! just finished theDaysWork in theCouncilOffice VillageChixxx!! doing Impromptu constructionSite work by grabbing an HandPacker in a deepDitch withstanding - We do need to address this Issue.
At least let her smoke Before helping theCityHired!! workCrew instead of Operating theHandPacker while puffingAway.
Village!!
local Police stage kidnapping.
I guess that's what theLocalCriminals call an Arrest&Transport.
Village!!
Poll respondents think road construction could be safer.
We'll start WWAAYY out at Mile post 250 at theChrysler that's been around that tree for the last 18yrs and work our way back to theVillage!!
There's theMonsterVan at Mile post 286, thePatch of burnt up trees around it for 50ft is just starting to grow back and we should be seeing 4ft tall saplings in about 50yrs.
And the1980 Sr girls left that Black pickup along theRoad at.....
---------------------------------------
theSam!! is on Your Side.......
or at least BY your side and BEHIND you while you are in Cuffs-n-Custody!!
theVillageChixxx!!
Tips for traveling with money, alcohol and other Contraband!!
-------------------------------
VillageChixxx!!
Avoiding the itches while hiking.
See theAbove travel tips and remember to "Pack" when you go walking,
as you never know when theFixxx!! will wear off.
-----------------------------
theSam!! At 40
Life Beyond theVest!!
Well, for starters, I need a new Vest Cover as this one has seen better days.
And I can't get too far beyond theVest, I feel kinda sorta lost without it.
But in an odd way, if an Kid is in my arms then I don't miss theVest, cos one good Hard responsibility replaces Another!!
Privatization a possibility for Mattress Maid Dairy.
Local mattressActresses up in arms (and legs!!) over furor involving alleged
walkin's of their homes and domiciles,
never thinking that perhaps theNoise they make could be theReason they're targetInvestigated by theOfficers and
that perhaps if they were IN theirOWN homes at theTimeOfEstros!! then they'd be left in peace.
Power ordinance postponed
As two, 3, No.
4, 5, 8, 10, 20, 30, 100, 175
200 separate Entities within theVillage!! all claim some kind of power and therefore, adjoining privileges and rights,
like, theRight toDrink in Peace!! and to be free from VPSO influence!!
------------------------------
theSam!! didn't include anymore AlsoRan's because quite frankly,
they were too drunk to run.
They just sat around frothing at theMouth, trambling and shaking, staring off into space or with eyes rolled up into back of head.
--------------------------------
theSam!!
slfyinghorse
theVillage!!, alaska
or at least they Peruse it at their Leisure while sipping reConfiscated JD, Rum & Coke and inhaling their Unfiltereds!!
----------------------------------
MoreVillageHeadLines!!
Like a 'biting mink,' theVillage!! threatens to eat its own,
namely those that help theVPSO!!
When said Officer proposed cutting hundreds of dollars from a program aimed at helping theNative!! students theVillageCouncil!! chimed in and said,
"We meant to say that we threatened to eat our own home cooked foods for lunch instead of eating at theVillageEnd!! Bar-n-Grill"
to which theSam!! stopped what he was doing to say,
"Stop that Biting now!!
My arm turned Purple and I had to go in for Tetanus and Rabies shots after that tussle with Jo'Ellee and her Cousin!! it's not funny!!"
--------------------------
theAnger-n-Rage police stage kidnapping of Ms AmberAlert.
No word yet as to whether or not this is just preparation to kidnap what's left of an certain PublicSafetyOfficer's career,
and speaking of burnt out shells of it's former self, his NissanPickup!! was found burnt out just Miles north of the.....
Wait, we've already reported this news. Nevermind.
-------------------------------------
theVillage!!
Keeping all of our Alaska VPSO's in shape;
One high BP suffering, sleep deprived, Overworked fingers to the bone, underPaid Officer at a time!!
And once in awhile we even flat out Run 'em out of theVillage!! overnight.
------------------------------
CityPolice Investigating String of Village!!Paper-Doll arsons.
All theCute Plush VPSO's (whom were mentioned Several Blog entries ago) confiscated
all Scissors and other sharp utensils from as many REAL VPSO's as possible,
CP VPSO Officer "Felt" quipped;
"whats so strange about thePaperDoll Arsons is that theChainOfGirls have faces drawn in LipStick and Crayon!!"
------------------------------
Hi,
We’re theVillageChixxx!! and we approve of thisMessage!!
(even though we strongly disapprove of theSam!!)
( . )Y( . )
luvs, theVC!!
XoXo
--------------------------------
d:oP
theSam!!
Go where theLocals go!!
and that is basically anywhere where theSam!! ISN’T!!
theSam!!
Public Safety Officer Career Collapse on film!!
while filming his latest shenanigans via his SonyMavica theVillageKidz!! were seen and heard chanting these words,
“UncleSam!!, UncleSam!!, UncleSam!!...”
then one VillageKid!! hopped out of theNissan Pickup truck bed and ran away!!
theEscapee!!’s friends were later released of their own cognizance later that day when theVillage!! fun run was over and all Adults/Kidz/Baby’s!! were safely back in theVillage!! all gathered round theFood!!
--------------------------------------------
theHoldingCell!!
is now Smoke Free
Village!! smokers can still light up on theFrontPorch (patio) for now,
but indoors you can enjoy theSam!!s great personality, silly jokes and stare at theConfiscated!! whiskey & beer without the smokey aftertaste!!
d:oO!!
-----------------------------------
Party in theVillage!!
Summer time in theVillage!! means only one thing...PartyTime!!
And you’re invited to theUpperDeck!! to celebrate while theOfficer!! is absent from our Midst.
Sammy’s patio is a perfect place to kick back, sip a cold one
(from his confiscated stash!!, it's great to have an friend of ours Imbedded!!)
and nibble on some great Native traditional food.
(basically what ever foods his girlfriends leave at his door when his CurrentGirl doesn't cook for him)
Sammy’s friendly wait staff is ready to go Go GO!! (he‘s coming back, Run!!)….so,
Grab yourself an table and soak up the summer!! While theRegions quirkiest Officer soaks up theAlcohol for YOU!! (by confiscating it and bringing back to theVillage!!)
Come get Grabbed!! at Sammy’s.
d:oD
---------------------------
theSam!!
theVillage!! managed to barely survive theFourth of July…
even theFifth!! and all Prisoners and Witnesses to theEvent!! even plead the5th.
July 2007
VillageChixxx!!
Celebrating theRed, White & Brawl!!
Looking back on our Officers first year in theVillage!! during that first summer July event,
it started out as an harmless bit of fun when yearly activities took place that included theEggToss, thePieEating contest and pin theBadge!! on theVPSO.
But things got ugly when theEggToss turned into Throwing, and theVPSO’s “Gold” letters emblazoned across his Back and his rightChest became unto,
what Most LEO’s & Military people call “ScrambledEggs!!”
when referencing anything decorating an uniform in Gold coloring, etc.
Have you ever seen an normally slowMo, really big Guy M-O-V-E so fast!!
Just incredible to see, and this for one person who’s BallisticVest weighs as much as he does!!
UsChicks!! / We will be open the 4th of July (at an undisclosed Location once our VillageScouts!! with teenie Tiny cute MotaRola radios tell us where theVPSO & theVPO will be!!)
and since most of the activities take place over by theVillageLodge!! Those two Officers will be right in the middle of the action!!
We have to take a page or two from some of theMilitary’s Evasion Training here girls and boys.
When thinking like theEnemy whom is trying toFind You!!,
You can’t be so obvious and stay way far away, nor can you be so close,
but you have to have that “happyMedium” sometimes when hiding in Plain site or else, when operating in Plain site,
So we’ll keep every participant posted and we do mean “Pants!!”
We’ll see which ones are InVogue in stores this summer and will buy a few accordingly to wear, so we can distract at least One of theOfficers if needed!!
We’ll be featuring All Liquid Cuisine for our July Party, our extensive Imported (Literally!!) Beer and Wine list is a literal Steal!!
Our dear sweet Cousins stole their Granma’s car last week and drove over 2 Villages just to steal from another BootLegger!!
Later on we’ll have an karoake contest at Granma’s house once again after 0400hrs,
Taking centerStage will be theGirl!! band “WinstonSalem”, but as you know,
our TwoOfficers!! will no doubt be taking theStage!! as well, one often wonders if they’re not theRealDrags!? when it comes to fun.
And literally taking it away from us and sending us Imbiberz home, back to our hangOuts and....
(theSam!! sending his girlfriend back to his LodgeRoom!! etc, where he’ll no doubt, have already finished her weekly Homework and added more pages to her 10th grade Thesis on
“Blinded by theLight!!-an case Study upon Retro, Refractive and Mood Lighting in the20thCentury LivingRoom vs Just a Candle in theBedroom!!” )
His girlriends that he adopts each school year are ReKnowned throughOut theYVC Inc (doh!!) Region for their inDepth and eloquent termPaperz they turn into their Grammar school teachers before they’re Jr’s!!
Though there was that oneYear when April & Liberty learned NOT to ever go with an Mathematical Hypothesis Thesis paper!!
As theSam!! knows not anything beyond Pie being Edible, much less AreSquare!!
Though how one person can listen to some “littleYellow Bird calling from theCity!!“ and calculate 5 gals of Gas and 2 Mountain range Passes at 6,048feet and 5,898feet respectively and be waiting for 4 alcoholImporters exactly 8miles from theVillage!!
and knowing that they have just enough gas to Drive the car to theLodgeOffices!! for Impound (as he snaps theSoberestDriver!! intoCuffs around theSteeringWheel) is totally beyond us and we're theSmartOnes!!
And we don’t want to think about how a lightRain, an slick VillageRoad an LooseRunning SledDog, an popBottle and an .45cal bullet will all collude in an Symbiotic Puff of BarrelSmoke to flipFlo......
NeverMind!!
We’ll keep y’all posted this year, oh... and keep theEggs in theCartons for Breakfast!!
cos as sure as theSunRises!! a few of us will feel “stirrings” within us and we’ll soon be eating for 2 or 3!!
And getting special treatment from YouKnowWho!!
Not that He has anything to do with that, but occasionally theVillageMen!! might get jealous of him being here and then one or two of us gets KnockedUP!!
later Peeps!!
theVillageChixxx!!
-----------------------------------------
More International, National....Village!! *grooann!!* News!!
National
Airports warned about dry terror runs!!
Village!!
About 6hrs after theAirCraft brings in theAlcohol,
theVPSO watches theParty from afar and notes various people stumbling Outside in terror to DryHeave on thePeatMoss.
----------------------------------------
International
Scientists find traces of hidden city beneath Alexandria
Village!!
VPSO finds 2 bottles, Pot pipe and pack of Camels under Alexandra!!
after she is removed kicking and screaming from behind theSofa.
---------------------------------------
National
man with no Brain has led an almost “normal” life
Village!!
yeah, and he’s our SafetyOfficer!!, but he’s not normal.
And he doesn’t have an heart either, at least when it comes to SledDogs!!
d:oP
-------------------------------------------
National
NetChicks!! stockings and Website both Go Down!!
Village!!
theSam!! votes for his favorite BoobleGirl!!
d:o)
(VillageChick!!Editor: Gather round girls, grab theBats!! cos one of our Men!! isn’t being faithful to us (again!!) )
-------------------------------------------
National
Britney magazine reports breakdown in Interview
Village!!
while eating PopTarts, theSam!!’s computer printer breaks down as he interviews lil’ Brittany while she reads an Magazine.
-------------------------------------------
And that’s that!!
All theLatest Village and City news from Me!!
theSam!!
theDispatchGopher!!
.....Now trusted to remove theVault $ from theBus' & Vanz to theOffice!!
theStickeeNote!!
.....theRecent!! reason why "No Uniez to be Worn in Barz!!" note was Posted.
(well, not really me, probably that one Other guy that always headz toKootz!!)
theScalePattern!!
.....now known as the3rd!! position in Articulation & Bowing terms
--------------------------------
Other News Story AlsoRans!!
(quickly from theVPSO!!)
InterNational
Beijing police detain reporter for faking story about cardboard-filled buns
Village!!
VillageChixxx!! deride Officer for having Flat-Bunz
--------------------------
International
US, EU uphold policy of shunning Hamas
Village!!
Regional VillageChixxx!! adopt standards, practices and mission-Statements regarding the shunning of their VPSO's!!
---------------------------
International
Prosecutors in Brazil seek to close airport during crash investigation
Village!!
CuteChixxx!! in theVillage!! seek airport landingStrips when investigating options for BrazilianBinkiWaxes
------------------------------
National
Fires in the West...FEMA blasted...No cause yet for steam explosion
Village!!
Officer burning trash out at theDump again, VPSO blasted by Council again and "PMS" is all we need to say regarding the explosion at One House.
National
'Hottest places in hell' await dogfight promoters, senator fumes
Village!!
it's not Hot here is it?!
And you'll have to beware theVPSO!! as he'll catch your dog and take it for a ride to theDump!!
National
Study: 1 in 25 youths asked for sex pics online
Village!!
3 of 8 VillageChixxx!! leave their Sex pics in theMemory card of theBorrowed camera!!
While 18 of 20 VillageChixxx!! leave their Drinking pics on the iPod they lost!!
National
Lawmakers agree to 100% scanning of container ships
Village!!
some Officers can swear that after awhile, they just look at an Auto, an Person, an House, an spot in theWoods and can just tell what they're gonna find if they go look.
------------------------------
Village!!
Murky land deal questioned.
Honest, I saw 3 kidz use an hook they found, some discarded string and they caught a Big Pike,
so I thought that if 'they' could land an fish like that,
I could too!! and and..
You don't believe me do you?!
No I didn't get this fish from Granma either.
Village!!
Law mandates new cigarettes.
There's no such thing as an Old cigarette out here in theVillage!!
I don't even know why this is an Issue.
Village!!
Keeping Alaska roads in shape.
Not to forget theVPSO's!!
Village!!
City considers honor camps.
theWholeCity is an Camp!!
If you look closely, they're sleeping here, there and everywhere and there is no Honor in this sight.
d:o(
Village!!
Safety in construction zones.
Falling down, Pants wet, shoeless, Well-Dressed too!! just finished theDaysWork in theCouncilOffice VillageChixxx!! doing Impromptu constructionSite work by grabbing an HandPacker in a deepDitch withstanding - We do need to address this Issue.
At least let her smoke Before helping theCityHired!! workCrew instead of Operating theHandPacker while puffingAway.
Village!!
local Police stage kidnapping.
I guess that's what theLocalCriminals call an Arrest&Transport.
Village!!
Poll respondents think road construction could be safer.
We'll start WWAAYY out at Mile post 250 at theChrysler that's been around that tree for the last 18yrs and work our way back to theVillage!!
There's theMonsterVan at Mile post 286, thePatch of burnt up trees around it for 50ft is just starting to grow back and we should be seeing 4ft tall saplings in about 50yrs.
And the1980 Sr girls left that Black pickup along theRoad at.....
---------------------------------------
theSam!! is on Your Side.......
or at least BY your side and BEHIND you while you are in Cuffs-n-Custody!!
theVillageChixxx!!
Tips for traveling with money, alcohol and other Contraband!!
-------------------------------
VillageChixxx!!
Avoiding the itches while hiking.
See theAbove travel tips and remember to "Pack" when you go walking,
as you never know when theFixxx!! will wear off.
-----------------------------
theSam!! At 40
Life Beyond theVest!!
Well, for starters, I need a new Vest Cover as this one has seen better days.
And I can't get too far beyond theVest, I feel kinda sorta lost without it.
But in an odd way, if an Kid is in my arms then I don't miss theVest, cos one good Hard responsibility replaces Another!!
Privatization a possibility for Mattress Maid Dairy.
Local mattressActresses up in arms (and legs!!) over furor involving alleged
walkin's of their homes and domiciles,
never thinking that perhaps theNoise they make could be theReason they're targetInvestigated by theOfficers and
that perhaps if they were IN theirOWN homes at theTimeOfEstros!! then they'd be left in peace.
Power ordinance postponed
As two, 3, No.
4, 5, 8, 10, 20, 30, 100, 175
200 separate Entities within theVillage!! all claim some kind of power and therefore, adjoining privileges and rights,
like, theRight toDrink in Peace!! and to be free from VPSO influence!!
------------------------------
theSam!! didn't include anymore AlsoRan's because quite frankly,
they were too drunk to run.
They just sat around frothing at theMouth, trambling and shaking, staring off into space or with eyes rolled up into back of head.
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theSam!!
slfyinghorse
theVillage!!, alaska
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