International, National, Village?!

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International, National, Village!!

I: Climate says that hot air won't save Man.
N: man says that Airbags saved him.
V!!: VPSO adamant that local Girls "FunBags" assaulted him!!
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I: "LiveEarth!!" focuses attention upon Global climate change.
N: liveGerbils focus attention on earth worms.
V!!: Cly & Matt can't focus eyes on Earth after getting drunk
on funds from spare change.
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I: Jeane, cristoba, Marcell, ehh we peencha her Buutta anda slappa
her magnifique bbreastss ahnext yearah?!
N: Climbing season for MzMountedMcKinley coming to a Clothes!!
V!!: Now we have her aaaallll to ourselves again!!
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I: Just turn theOther....
N: Cheeky Billboards Offend Church!!
V!!: VillagerBill's cheeks offend local church-again!!
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I: Snow covers Buenos Aires
N: *Snoorrttt!!*, *GGassp!!*, *Innhaalees!!*
V!!: No Snow upon our SleepingLady!!
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I: *Puffs an Menthol and sniffs a Cognac* "Wwhatt?!"
N: AntiSmoking Pill shows promise in curbing Drinking.
V!!: *Note to Self: Don't stop Smoking-Ever!!*
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I: Paris sets out to change it's grumpy image damnit!!
N: Ours is free from Jail and snaps up 50 changes of clothes to update herImage!!
V!!: Perry still snnoozing & drooling all over her T-shirt in HoldingCell.
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I: Giant sinkhole in Mexico
N: Into theAbyss we Run!!
V!!: Been there, done that. Waiting for you yahoooz to catch up!!
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I: Avert your eyes everyone!!
N: oh.. here we go again, those silly alaskan's up north
V!!: we humbly apologize for theSam!! once again, we let him out of his
room for a bit and now this......
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