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theMT InBox!!

TopVillage!! stories:


Will’s son jury bends first day; no verdict. Village bender!! expected this weekend lasting through next Thursday.

A feral jury of eight VillageChixxx!! and four grownMen spent Friday afternoon deliberating whether former VillageSafetyOfficer, Will’s son took longDrives,

then concealed theTravelTrips from theVillage!! public and other hooliganz, stated Officials and even those skeletons in the closet kept there by him.
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Disaster label may aid Village!!
though such an reference hasn’t aided theSam!!’s career, many Villagites were willing to tough it out for.... about 2.5 yrs!!
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Horse starts anew with move to Anchorage,
Didn’t theSam!! move here last year?!
this is old news, really OLD.
Like, he’s turning 40 next month.
Send HIM to theGlueFactory!!
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theSam!!’s Village Status left Intact!!
though this doesn’t help theVillage!! with it’s own tribal status much.
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Fishing industry looking for Village!! workers
Ha!! keep looking.

Firefighters tackle Denali
Her Sacredness!! is known to Outsiders as MsMt McKinnley and she’s one of the 6 AlaskanPrincess’ whom own (and Run!!) and Alaskan TouristMill!!

She’s theTautThighs!! behind theSoftKuspuk!!
theBitters!! in every OldFashionedBourbon served in her bars,

Mis MM is also known as “Auntie Emm!!” to many of her Guests and many of her LodgeEmps still hatefully call her that YEARS after leaving her Employ
(by having escaped Completely!!)

Judging by theHeadLine,
she’s due for another Birthday (too many candles!!) or else she literally barred theFireBoys from her Lodge in an attempt to bypass yearly Lodge Code Inspections.

Either way, we’ll have theEvent on thePrincess!!Pay-per-PeekChannel,

Available only on theAlaskanPrincessTVNetwork!!
And speaking of Surgery By-passes, we’ll let her get back to herWorld famous Grilled foods that everyone travels far and wide to enjoy.

YVC!! begins pee our campaign to cleanse its Image

The Internet-based conglomerate Village Titan,
considered by many to be “the most important company to be flop-Housing in Alaska, or at least theIP address is based from there”.

in recent weeks has been holding brides’Maids hands at Wedding Receptions,
holding really-really cute Receptionists!!, and Self-Inviting to other People’s barbecues, in desparate attempts at Sticking-theHandOut!!

uhm uhh, for money and other gratuities,

while running newspaper help-Wanted ads across theCity!! touting and Pouting "our strong relationship with the people of Alaska."

Ok ok, maybe not strong, but perhaps just an occasional wave and fake Smile!! followed by an irritating week of photo and text messages.

As for thePee-Our campaign, just do so on theCity lawns and sidewalks please!!
It’s what they’re meant for, after all.

It Is Your land right!?
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This club won't mind if you laugh at it despite serious side.
After all, every extendable Baton has it’s story and even a personality, style and gleam AALLL it’s own.
*clink-clink-TTHHOOOMP-Hack-Clink*
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MattressActress Maid’s milk may yet be spilled.
she keeps love bombing your Inbox and wanting EVERYONE to vote her BoobleChick!! of theMonth.

We’d vote for her, but we’re so damn tii...

so darn tired every day.
*YAAWWNN*

Like we got no energy or strength left after looking at her clips and vids she sends us.

d:o(
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PFD can be a lifesaver if you bother to wear it.
while we leave theSam!! and 2 VillageChicks!! to ponder on how to get an Paper check or even DirectDeposit “deposit”
upon their persons, we’ll all go boating now.

Last one to theLaunch!! is the next VPSO patrol road scout!!
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New old brew
Home brew, Micro brew, Mega brew.
He brew, she brew

New new brew, old new brew and even Old old brew.
What’s theDiff!!

It always means good times, parties, fights, assaults, rapes and bloodshed.
Us Alaskan LEO’s think of it as “JobSecurity!!”
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Sturdy foundations inspire art
Even skimpy flimsy ones too!!

theMore Flimsy theFoundations, the more firm theVillageDeathGrip!! any VillageChick!! has upon her Man!!
Just check out theSimpleLine drawings upon theOuthouse!! wall.
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Jeans waistLine hike ruled “Unjust!!” by VPSO
but only if you’re really really cute and cuddly.
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Strap-On Knees, with 76 swats!! is most recent to spank & whip Mt McKennely.

We tried to interview theMrs MM (btw whom bears no relation and affiliation to the 6 AlaskaNativePrincess!! sisters)

but she was too busy hopping up and down on her feet, clawing at her bottom and grimacing to notice our calls and waves of attention.

Soon after she was softly crying, weeping and sobbing.

We just settled on taking tons of photos of theSwats in progress and hoped for the best,

really though, when she stands all by herself against those 6 Alaska sisters and even against theBeautiful “SleepingLady”, you do need to “get through theFog and focus clearly on what lies ahead”.

theAsian massoKist, Strap-On wouldn’t comment when questioned.
He just lit up a Camel and blew smokeRings.
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d:oP
theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, alaska!!

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