8th Village Wonder!!

Dear AlaskanPrincess!! iPhotos user,
For some time now, we've supported two great photo sharing services here at theLodge, the ICU!! Photos and basically what ever was left on theHardDrive after end of every work season.

But like our vauntedSecurityOfficer walking away from any one of our's presence (a great thing!!) even good things come to an end, (alas, theCreep!! ends up coming back!!)

and we've decided to close theSecurity!!Officer's internetAccess and remove all of his ICU!! Photos from ourSystems to focus all our efforts on basically whatEver people leave for us at end of work season!!

Am I sounding redundant here?! Like I've been reading too many "spicy" security reports lately and am picking up on theOfficers Littany & prose.

Anywho, we will officially close ICU!! Photos on Thursday, September 27, 2007, at 9 p.m. AKDT. This move coincides with end of Season 2007 when basically my 5 Sisters and I kick you Kidz to theCurb!! Send you packing and back to where ever you came from.

But until then, we are offering you SeasonalEmployees / ourLittlePrincess' the opportunity to move your Smut to other photo sharing services (I'dlickr!!, WHODAT?!, ShutterBugz!, SnappedFish, or copiedPhotoAlbum!!).

Please, PLEASE make me (your Boss btw!!) very happy today and download your original-resolution photos back to your own damn computer, or buy an archive CD @ $20each from our pervertSexfiend / MorningLineCook Dell (for continuing users of theLodge!! Princess PhotoAlbums only). I take Visa/Checks/M.O./U.S.Currency only please.

Ooh... and while you're at it, hurry up and download all theStolen!! pics of me that "someone"

(and I'm not saying whom due to Union regulations forbidding ME and my Sisters from even "thinking" of making such allegations to any of our Employees)

shall we say, "Borrowed" from my DeskTop one night when I accidently left my main Office door open.

I do admit, that having theVarious hottub pics and sandy beaches snapShots with my many Girlfriends on Display as screensaver Slideshow was a bit unnerving at first.

As initially I had thought that Opening Season here at theLodge!! went spectacularly until I found out that Everyone was just hanging outside theEmployees door viewing my DeskTop-when I thought everyone was working.

*sigh*

if it means anything to you I can explain theCamelToe closeUps and theBodyJewelry fetish, but I will remain Mum!! upon the wildly popular "Butcher, Baker, CandleStick Holder" photos many of you kidz are talking about.

My Sisters will also "No Comment" upon theChampagneBottles, theFireExtinguishers that were used upon a few "Bad" seasonalEmps that incurred ourWrath!! Our insurance underWriters and Attorneys are still out on if we can even acknowledge such events....btw. What was I just talking about?! oh... WiffleballBat holders, yes.

We can't say much about them, after all an Princess!! has to have some ethics and standards.

All you need to do is "hitUp noClothes photos dot whip ped Princess Asses dotcom" before we AlaskanPrincess' close up your freePorn access forever, after which any photos remaining on any AlaskanPrincess!! systemTower will be deleted and no longer accessible. errr. At least not without $25.99/month prepaid membership and 12month minimum contract!!

Of course, we hope you'll join us Girlverts!! at "I'dlickr!!" (you can even use your 2006 and 2007 SeasonalEmployee!! ID numbers), but we also realize that "I'dlickr!!" and theOther sites we offer may not be for everyone.

So, to that End, hee hee. From our clean & squeaky cleansed Ends to You, in the end, we want you to find thePhoto sharing service that's right for you,

(but next time use your own damn bandwidth!!) and we hope you take some time to learning more about your final Photo Viewing options before making this important decision.

Once again, please give us your decision by Thursday, September 27, 2007, at 9 p.m. AKDT. After that time, any photos remaining in ICU Photos!! will be deleted.

But we're sure that "somebody!!" will print up a few Inane pics and tack them to theWall like he always does every Season!!

Lick here, Clip&Pull here!!, Snap here, Unbutton there, Pull this and Slide this down!!

Thanks for being a part of theStates largest "bootlegged!!" Employee photo sharing service we hope to see you over at "I'dlickr!!", "WHODAT?!", ShutterBugz!, SnappedFish, or copiedPhotoAlbum!!).

The "halfBaked" AlaskanPrincess!! iPhotos team


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theCut-n-Paste!! Strikes Again
(translation!!: More commentary from theSam!! d:oD

New 7 wonders to be unveiled
By ELAINE ENGELER and ALEXANDER G. HIGGINS, Associated Press WritersThu Jul 5, 3:33 PM ET
The Great Wall of China, the Colosseum in Rome and Peru's Machu Picchu are leading contenders to be among the new seven wonders of the world, as a massive poll draws to a close with votes already cast by more than 90 million people, organizers say.

I was gonna say, that I'd nominate theVillageChixxx!! as leading contenders but over half of them can't even draw their tight Clothes-Closed!! around their svelte stately bods!! Though they are good at casting stones, bottles, shoes!! at their VPSO's when provoked.

As the 8 p.m. EDT Friday voting deadline approaches, the rankings can still change. Also in the top 10 are the Acropolis in Greece, Chichen Itza pyramid in Mexico, Eiffel Tower in Paris, Easter Island, Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Taj Mahal in India and Jordan's ancient city of Petra.
The winners will be announced on Saturday in Lisbon, Portugal.

I'd also nominate theGreatStoneWallofVillage!!
Basically what exists out there in RuralAlaska that hampers LawEnforcement efforts and also stymies even locals from any progress at reformation within theVillage!!

This "GreatWall" might not be seen from Space per se, but it exists out there, trust me!

Why, even a few Villages!! have their own "mini" versions of EasterIsland and Stonehenge. Big blockhead know-it-Alls that just S--I--T around all day,

day in and out for 20, 30, 50yrs at a time and who's Origins and quite frankly-Purpose remains to this day Unknown.


The Great Pyramids of Giza are the only surviving structures from the traditional list of seven wonders of the ancient world. That list was derived from lists of marvels compiled by ancient Greek observers, the best known being Antipater of Sidon, a writer in the 2nd century B.C.

And oddly enough, along with theVillageWalls & theStoneHenge people that have been around forever, there too will exist millions of years from now "lists" compiled from what our childrens children will call,

theGrapeVine!! an sacred tome of Oppression upon theInnocentOnes committed by brown-Clad JackBooted wearing Thugs who ate popTarts and had penchants for pulchritudus Chicks!!


One such list gathered from an 2002 "mother of Liberty" read thus,
Coke, 2 cases, Wens $25
GrayGoose, 10bottles, Lia $200
Johnny Red, 5 bottles, makey $100
marlboros, Camels, & lights, brown Jens Chevy & grace, $250

Hicks -$75 last month, Helen -$50 noShow,
Poptarts & boxed milk, and Cookies?? for Sam!! leave at Lodge and Dorees house as he always hits her place every week thinking Lann's out and theKidz are sneaking in....


The pyramids have been assured of keeping their status in addition to the new seven wonders after indignant Egyptian officials said it was a disgrace they had to compete for a spot.

*snicker*
and most of theVillages!! are their Own Spot!!

But I have to be indignant about this one too. In regards to KingTut!!
After all, I saw him with my own beady 4 eyes in theLate 1980's in Utah and then again in 1992 in Spain.

except that in Spain, Old KT!! had a grand old time and after a hard night of partying is when I qlimpsed him ducking into his tent along marci adelopron' avenue just as we NavySquidz were heading back to theBoat!!

Shortly there after some Polizia were called to quell an DomesticIncident of sorts in thePharoah's tent, it seems theMr's didn't take too kindly to OldKT!! hitting theTown while on Tour.

See, I'm all for theOccasional Pharoah or some World Leader's remains to be hailed as an world wonder too for any future generations that may care to remember us Citizens of the60's, the70's, the80's, 90's theOO's!!

I fear that theOnly thing our future generations may remember us by is our Women. Our Enhanced & Botoxed Mean mean women!! who's perfectly preserved corpses they'll find, dust off and prop up in a museum.

"Look mom, she's wondering if she'll wear her belt today or use it on her husbands philandering hiney. And this one here is holding an fetish they called an iPod, See Mom!! those tiny knobs are really antanea to tiny built in music radio devices that were tuned in by Mouth and then theWomen started dancing on a Pole after theMusic started"


The final round of the competition narrowed the field to 20 candidates, and people from every country in the world voted by Internet or phone, said the group organizing the ballot.

"It's so exciting," said Tia B. Viering, spokeswoman for the "New 7 Wonders of the World" campaign. "There are not many things that could bring the world together like global culture ... this is really something that every single person in the world can be interested in."

hhmmmmm, or have a really Hot VillageChick!! bat her lashes or hipShimmy and then try not to get Trampled by theCrowds of men, even their Own relatives!!

"This is all about bringing people together, to appreciate each other ... to celebrate diversity," Viering said.

The Colosseum, the Great Wall, Machu Picchu, Taj Mahal and Petra have been among the leaders since January, while the Acropolis and Christ the Redeemer statue made their way up from the middle of the field to the top level, according to latest tallies.

and Jewels theDrinker, Tess theNailedOne!!, Ren theTobacconist, Jess theHomeBrewer!!, Cass theLeadBassist, Eileen theVocalist, Chelles theJournalist, etc!! are all TopLevel (at least in their own minds)

The Statue of Liberty and Sydney Opera House have been sitting in the bottom 10 since the start. Also faring poorly are Cambodia's Angkor Wat temple complex, Russia's Kremlin building and St. Basil's Cathedral, Britain's Stonehenge and the city of Timbuktu in Mali.

The ancient city of Petra in southwestern Jordan — famous for its water tunnels and stone structures carved in the rock — jumped from the middle of the pack to the top seven in January. That was largely thanks to campaigning by the Jordanian royal family and thousands of Jordanians voting by text message over their mobile phones, Viering said.

yep, Village GrapeVine & PeerPressure works too!! In many ways in many forms, but mostly by just OneLook!!

A surge in voting from the United States, Canada and Europe in recent weeks helped those regions catch up with Latin America and Asia to make the ballot truly global, Viering said.

The campaign was begun in 1999 by Swiss adventurer Bernard Weber, with almost 200 nominations from around the world. The list of candidates was narrowed down to 21 by the start of 2006, then Giza was taken out of the running when it was given an automatic spot. Since organizers started a tour to each site last September, the competition has been heating up.

There is no foolproof way to prevent people from voting more than once for their favorite wonder, but most of the votes are cast by Internet in a system that registers each participant's e-mail address to discourage people from voting twice, Viering said.

Darn, and I tried to vote for my fave BoobleGirl more than once and theDarn system said that I had already voted!! My IP must have been recorded.

"We have a lot of kids (voting) and that trend is continuing ... but we have votes really from every part of the population," she added.

The original list of wonders were concentrated in the Mediterranean and Middle East. Six of them no longer exist: the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Statue of Zeus at Olympia, the Temple of Artemis at Ephesus, the Mausoleum of Halicarnassus, the Colossus of Rhodes and the Pharos lighthouse off Alexandria.

and I found out why!! No one's over there anymore to nominate. They're all driving taxi's over here in America!! Why just last week I was listening to driver Paro tell me how theLamb is cooked to make Gyro's

After the Egyptian protest, the organizers of the campaign set the pyramids above the competition.

"We absolutely had no problem with this," Viering said. As of Saturday, there will be eight world wonders including the Pyramids of Giza, she said.

Well. With 6 AlaskanPrincess' in state we'll await with baited breathe to see whom theOther 2 finalists are!!

Choosing world wonders has been a fascination over the centuries. The U.N. Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization, or UNESCO, keeps updating its list of World Heritage Sites, which now totals 851 places. The agency, however, is not involved in the New 7 Wonders project.

Weber's Switzerland-based foundation aims to promote cultural diversity by supporting, preserving and restoring monuments. It relies on private donations and revenue from selling broadcasting rights.

theSam!! will finish this silliness by nominating theSt.PaulieGirl!!, theSwissBikiniTeam!! and any bleach bottled Blonde (even if she's an AmericanGirl!!)to help theSwiss promotions.

On the Net:
http://www.new7wonders.com
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this Message has been sponsered by theSam!!
whom still wonders what theSymbol; <3 means.
Is it a pair of tiny boobs or is it a butt?!

As an mischievous pair of silly girls once made text comments upon something Influential and applied liberally-said mysterious symbols.
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this Message is also brought to you by theSam!!
whom apparently not only exists in his own mind, but also on theNet!!
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this Message is also brought to you by theSam!!
whom is apparently out of Glue to use for cutting and pasting things into his
WebBrowser
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and lastly, theNominated 8th Village Wonder is...........
Every last VPSO & VPO out there in theVillage!! whom often sits and "wonders"
just what in the heck they're doing out there anyways?!
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theSam!!
slflyinghorse
anchorage, ak

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