Man's Career Found 2.5 years After It Disappeared.

theSam!!
thePublicSafetyExpert!!
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Full Throttle!!
not just an NRG drink, but an actual Village!! way of Assault.
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theSam!!
defining Village standards one Arrest report at a time!!
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YVC Inc (doh!!) regretfully confirms that theCareer found 2.5yrs after It disappeared belongs to none other than, theSam!!

“Actually it ran away!!” exclaimed theOrangeVestedOne as he waved traffic past on theLowerConcourse of theAirport when we contacted him,

(editors Note: There were only two vehicles parked curbside and they were well past us, down on theSouth end of theRamp at this time as we interviewed theVillageBoy!!.)

“It scampered away from me one day just after I had left theAlaskanPrincessLodge!!”, gestured theTrafficWand,

“We drove theNissan truck to theGlenns Hwy Junction and stopped one last time at theTasteeFreeze before we were to go back home out to theVillage!!,

who knows when we’d be back once again to Civilization, or even be around people?!”
And I guess that’s when my PublicSafety career made it’s bid for freedom by stowing away on an nearby AlaskanPrincess!! tourBus”


theSafetyMystery at a Glare!!
2001

theSam!! heads off to theVillage!! for 3 trimesters plus an extra month until time came round for theNext VPSO Academy class. theSam!! loved theVillage!! but something was missing........

2002
theSam!! and his classmates inadvertantly leave theWater ON and running in theWomenz dorm-side of theAcademy!!,

and in the days ensuing while rummaging around in theLower basement underneath theAcademy!!

theSam!! and a couple of his Classmates happen upon thePublicSafetyCareer which was seen hiding in theCorner,

no one else wanted it so theSam!! took it, kept it stored in his Dorm room closet and snuck it home to theVillage!! later on in his gym bag.

2003
theSam!! and his happy Public Safety career are doing just great!!

the early spring is a blast, the coming summer brought with it more vehicle and housing vandalisms and trouble was on theHorizon,

by Fall theVillageRide!! was now over and theSam!! left theVillage!! overnight due to recent vandalism, assault and other threats that were not looked into by theVillageCouncil!! & theVillage!!

as instead, theVC!! & theV!! opted to be apathetic and close their ears and eyes to what was going on around them, what was happening to their SafetyOfficer and what was becoming of their Village!!

2004
theSam!! and his PSC / public safety career moved back home to his Parents Village and spent time there recovering, healing, planning,

2005
theSam!! answers an “HelpWanted” ad when instead, he should have ran away fast!!

because it was none other than theAlaskanAthabaskanPrincess!! herself that lured theSam!! into employ at one of her InteriorLodges for that 2005 Tourist season,

thePSC was love struck by thePrincess!! and she thought it was “cute and charming,”

“we’ll find a place for you both right here with Me!!” thePrincess!! said.

“Just sign here, here, here and these.........

*hoisting out her huge Knockers and waving an SharpieMarker for theBoys!! to sign!!*

and after signing up to work for theBreasts!!

theSam!! and his accompanying publicSafetycareer were kept busy,

albeit it driving Old people to theFishingVendors at 0300hrs each morning and patrolling an 100plus acre Luxery resort compound late at Night,

it wasn’t all bad, thePerks (besides theMany cute “perks” jostling around thePlace) and Benniez were great,

it felt good to belong and theSam!! and his psc were looking for exactly that feeling all along,

But alas, there was trouble in Paradise!!

as day after day, with theLooming End of Season approaching thePSC was being carefully scrutinized by many of theCute AlaskanPrincess!!’s themselves and a few of them wanted for thePSC to go home with them,

then that fateful day at theTasteeFreeze,
when thePSC that belonged to theSam!! up and disappeared!!

2006
after spending theWinter in his parents homeVillage!!

sleeping in theTrailer house out in the cold temps of minus 35 below zero and all wrapped up in blankies and a sleepingBag ensconsed snugly inside an PlasticSurvival blanket,

theSam!! and his kitty cats endured theWinter without the jovial company of theMissing PSC.

theSam!! gathered firewood from the Forest up and down theGlennzHwy and wondered where his psc had gone too,

Odd jobs and various security work came and went, but without thePSC to guide, to see and to carry nothing seemed theSame again,

theSearch!! continued but not a peep was heard,

and theSam!! was hoodwinked, tricked by his Parents in theVillage!! that they were going to go get an burger and fries at theKing!! in Anchorage,

and theSam!! found himself in an Apt, sans not only his PSC, but his Nissa too.

For she was then sold to an extended family member back in theVillage!!

Fall 2006
then, an E-mail!! from an AngryAlaskanPrincess!! broke theSilence,

She was indignant and cutting in her words that seemed far from her labial TravelGushings online,

Perhaps she had heard of thePSC and it’s companionPrincess!! that took possession and that had Returned to theState!! for that summer Work season at an local Lodge!!,

For it is not hard to miss thePSC,
it may be ordinary and easy to overlook in public, but make no mistakes

it watches all, sees Everything and it’s word is final-especially when in an Emergency situation,
But no,

thePrincess!! that emailed theSam!! was ranting upon other things,

and about this time it was rumored that theNissa was found burned out by Side of theRoad way out in theVillage!!

officials were frantically looking for theSam!! and for his psc, but theVillageBoy!! was safely hiding in Anchorage and was searching for his psc,

2007
It seemed that all was lost, that hope was crushed, that Life would never be the same again until, one cold Winter day, whilest working at theAirport,

IT scampered off an inbound flight from theLower48 and theSam!! was happy.

theOfficer and his PSC were once again reUnited!!

So there ya’ have it!!
thePSC career events at an Glare!!

(not “at a Glance”, as an glance is short and an Glare is more steady)

theSam!!
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d:oP

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