Put theKeyBoardDown...........
Put theKeyBoardDown!! and step away from theVillage!!
Some HOT Chick withKidz!! had this in herInbox and so I lifted it from her and post it here thus.
I just love HotChicksWithKiddz!! (. )Y( .)
yummmmm
Date Rape Warning For Men!!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere.
It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs". 'Beer' is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of 'Beer' and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.
After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking 'Beer', men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the e night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after 'Beer' is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Pass this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' and the women administering it.....
there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "GOLF COURSES" or speak to football or rugby mates.
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theSam!! Would Like to Issue an few words to humbly apologize (HA!!) for theLast Blog entry regarding theMentoRd scene.
(actually I wouldn't but I have to do this anyway *sigh*)
It should have gone like this:
Location: theVillage!! road,
time: 2330hrs,
Scene: theVehicleStop and Alcohol confiscation,
take: On The!!
Premise:
an isolated Village!! road upon which an BootLegging Incident is fixin' to occur!!
Participants & Witnesses;
a Man in Brown whom is waiting for an carLoad of Celebrating VillageChixxx!! whom have been reported to theLocalVillage Authorities via credibleWitness in theCity!! as seen by SaidWitness buying a large quantity of Alcohol and who's sole intentions it was / is to bring said Alcohol back to theVillage!! as heard directly and in whose confidence and conversational trust was placed in SaidWitness,
Ordnances in place, RulesBroken;
Per Village regulations and per Village law, theVillage!! has banned thePossession of Alcohol, to include theImportation of, sale of, distribution of and manufacture of Alcohol and related Controlled Substances,
Local trusted Leadership, implied and Direct consent obtained, all personal responsibility place upon participating Officers to keep so far in themselves Yet they are absolved, held harmless, Guiltless in followingOrders;
theVillagePublic SafetyOfficers have been notified by no less than 4 credible VillageLeaders and said Officers have received specific instruction as to await the specific vehicle and specific occupants into theVillage,
Planning and Specific Action;
at which time, said Officers are to stop said vehicle using any reasonable means necessary and to Identify all participants both Active and Non Active (vehicleOccupants of any age, sex, race, demeanor etc)
Reasonable, Just, Personal Safety First-Their Feelings, Well-being & Lives 2nd;
and theSafetyOfficers are also to employ search & seizure efforts using any reasonable means necessary while safe guarding all libertiesCivil and all rightsDomestic, while also safeGuarding their own persons, duty vehicles and equipment & resources entrusted to them, employed by them in and from theVillage!!
Birds of a Feather!!, PriorHistory, If they've done It Before-They'll Do It Again;
per PublicSafety training and guidelines all Officers involved in Contact with such known Villagers!! and associates whom possess CriminalHistories with theState / theRegion / theVillage!! are to be treated with caution and just prudence exercised when in closeProximity to Said former & current Criminals,
BlindJustice yet scrutinizing ALL before her / Them;
such precautions in OfficerConduct with known criminals and questionable associates will not exclude anyParties present with such knownCriminals and frequent associates-EVER!!
FollowingOrders, Chain of Command;
per BehindtheScenes PublicSafety Talk / Banter / Discussions / DiaTribes issued via ChainOfCommand / Superior to LowerRankingOfficer TeachingMoments, etc;
CYA / coverYourAss, ApplicationsOfForce and Restraint, reasonsWhy;
All involved SafetyPersonnel are to use what BodyWeapons-if in Close proximity and such use is deemed necessary as well as other instruments,
(Lethal & nonLethalweapons, Edge & ImpactTools, Restraintdevices and Other Mobility lessening implements)
they are Professionally / Personally / credibly / honestly versed in and trained In / With /
and in whos use and Judgement and sole descretion of safely, legally and an moral application of such weapons, tools and devices are found fit and trustworty, honest and true,
after said PublicSafetyOfficers have been deemed Trusted after being tried and tested
via PriorMilitary service, PriorLEO service, prior Life history and character scrutiny vis a vis,
extended backGround checks, close contact and Interviews with Officers family, friends and associates and also with each Officer him / herself
I gotta stop here.
I'm getting an Headache just writing this crap....
Anyway,
with all that being said.
Tonights VehicleStop and Search of theGirls!!transporting 12 cases of Beer, 6 bottles of Vodka, 10 Whiskey bottles, a sack of Groceries, two jugs of Milk and a box of popTarts, was to have gone completely downhill!!
But we won't go there, we'll go somewhere else instead cos really, this Blog is supposed to be FUN!! d:oP
theCar!! approaches, theOfficer flashes his 2MillionCandlepower SpotLight at theCar to stop but instead theCar!! slows down, cracks open a window and an empty box of popTarts and 2 half full-jugs of milk slide out theWindow landing with unceremonius *thudds!!* upon theMentedRd.
theCar keeps rolling and speeds up, out of sight as theGirls crank up theMusic!! and all laugh hysterically.
theOfficer just stands there in openMouthed Shock!!
there. Are we happy?!
Some HOT Chick withKidz!! had this in herInbox and so I lifted it from her and post it here thus.
I just love HotChicksWithKiddz!! (. )Y( .)
yummmmm
Date Rape Warning For Men!!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere.
It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs". 'Beer' is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of 'Beer' and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.
After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking 'Beer', men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the e night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after 'Beer' is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Pass this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' and the women administering it.....
there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "GOLF COURSES" or speak to football or rugby mates.
---------------------------------
theSam!! Would Like to Issue an few words to humbly apologize (HA!!) for theLast Blog entry regarding theMentoRd scene.
(actually I wouldn't but I have to do this anyway *sigh*)
It should have gone like this:
Location: theVillage!! road,
time: 2330hrs,
Scene: theVehicleStop and Alcohol confiscation,
take: On The!!
Premise:
an isolated Village!! road upon which an BootLegging Incident is fixin' to occur!!
Participants & Witnesses;
a Man in Brown whom is waiting for an carLoad of Celebrating VillageChixxx!! whom have been reported to theLocalVillage Authorities via credibleWitness in theCity!! as seen by SaidWitness buying a large quantity of Alcohol and who's sole intentions it was / is to bring said Alcohol back to theVillage!! as heard directly and in whose confidence and conversational trust was placed in SaidWitness,
Ordnances in place, RulesBroken;
Per Village regulations and per Village law, theVillage!! has banned thePossession of Alcohol, to include theImportation of, sale of, distribution of and manufacture of Alcohol and related Controlled Substances,
Local trusted Leadership, implied and Direct consent obtained, all personal responsibility place upon participating Officers to keep so far in themselves Yet they are absolved, held harmless, Guiltless in followingOrders;
theVillagePublic SafetyOfficers have been notified by no less than 4 credible VillageLeaders and said Officers have received specific instruction as to await the specific vehicle and specific occupants into theVillage,
Planning and Specific Action;
at which time, said Officers are to stop said vehicle using any reasonable means necessary and to Identify all participants both Active and Non Active (vehicleOccupants of any age, sex, race, demeanor etc)
Reasonable, Just, Personal Safety First-Their Feelings, Well-being & Lives 2nd;
and theSafetyOfficers are also to employ search & seizure efforts using any reasonable means necessary while safe guarding all libertiesCivil and all rightsDomestic, while also safeGuarding their own persons, duty vehicles and equipment & resources entrusted to them, employed by them in and from theVillage!!
Birds of a Feather!!, PriorHistory, If they've done It Before-They'll Do It Again;
per PublicSafety training and guidelines all Officers involved in Contact with such known Villagers!! and associates whom possess CriminalHistories with theState / theRegion / theVillage!! are to be treated with caution and just prudence exercised when in closeProximity to Said former & current Criminals,
BlindJustice yet scrutinizing ALL before her / Them;
such precautions in OfficerConduct with known criminals and questionable associates will not exclude anyParties present with such knownCriminals and frequent associates-EVER!!
FollowingOrders, Chain of Command;
per BehindtheScenes PublicSafety Talk / Banter / Discussions / DiaTribes issued via ChainOfCommand / Superior to LowerRankingOfficer TeachingMoments, etc;
CYA / coverYourAss, ApplicationsOfForce and Restraint, reasonsWhy;
All involved SafetyPersonnel are to use what BodyWeapons-if in Close proximity and such use is deemed necessary as well as other instruments,
(Lethal & nonLethalweapons, Edge & ImpactTools, Restraintdevices and Other Mobility lessening implements)
they are Professionally / Personally / credibly / honestly versed in and trained In / With /
and in whos use and Judgement and sole descretion of safely, legally and an moral application of such weapons, tools and devices are found fit and trustworty, honest and true,
after said PublicSafetyOfficers have been deemed Trusted after being tried and tested
via PriorMilitary service, PriorLEO service, prior Life history and character scrutiny vis a vis,
extended backGround checks, close contact and Interviews with Officers family, friends and associates and also with each Officer him / herself
I gotta stop here.
I'm getting an Headache just writing this crap....
Anyway,
with all that being said.
Tonights VehicleStop and Search of theGirls!!transporting 12 cases of Beer, 6 bottles of Vodka, 10 Whiskey bottles, a sack of Groceries, two jugs of Milk and a box of popTarts, was to have gone completely downhill!!
But we won't go there, we'll go somewhere else instead cos really, this Blog is supposed to be FUN!! d:oP
theCar!! approaches, theOfficer flashes his 2MillionCandlepower SpotLight at theCar to stop but instead theCar!! slows down, cracks open a window and an empty box of popTarts and 2 half full-jugs of milk slide out theWindow landing with unceremonius *thudds!!* upon theMentedRd.
theCar keeps rolling and speeds up, out of sight as theGirls crank up theMusic!! and all laugh hysterically.
theOfficer just stands there in openMouthed Shock!!
there. Are we happy?!
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